/fa/ - Fashion

>>13679243
2D/10

>tfw look actually attractive from the side but uggo from every other angle
h-heh I agree, OP.

>>13679243

tfw same nose

i think i have better brow ridge, jaw, ears and cheeks though!

>>13679243
each time i see my side profile i feel like offing myself, I have a fucking g.a.s.

>tfw heavy brow ridge

Other side is uglier

>>13679604
what

>>13679537
Same bro
I am ok looking from the front but a caveman from the side

>>13679243
Can you even dress well if you have an ugly side profile/ face. Whats the point? Should i just not even try. Every day i consider suicide

Chin implant.

>>13679243
What do you look like from the front

why do all yall niggas have a hardcore fucking victim mentality you are making yourselves pieces of shit on purpose

>>13679537
I've heard from quite a lot of people that they like a heavy brow ridge. It always casts a skull like shadow when under direct sunlight which can be a bit annoying.

>>13679261
>tfw so asymmetrical I have a chad profile from one side and a fish-faced freak profile from the other

>get derma fillers on your chin
>problem solved

>actually being this insecure
Quick tip, unless you look like you have a serious birth defect or an actual face tumor, being ugly makes you invisible, nobody's actually noticing how ugly you are because you're just some guy.

>don't sneeze

>>13681087
it's hard to like yourself

>>13679537
but anon heavy brow bridges are manly

Oh sweet it's incel whining hour again

>>13679243
are you a jew

>>13679243
The nose knows.

me

I remember taking drawing classes, my friends said that I look like the guy from the "Facial Canon"

>>13679243
I think you look good.
You remind me a little of Serge G; you could pull that profile off with a bit of confidence.

>>13681087
>yall niggas
stop typing like a retard

>>13681757
GO SLEAZE

>>13681521
His chin is ridiculous

>>13681792
>>13681757
It's the only way forward

>>13681757
Much viking

tfw I had a cute lil boi nose growin up but kneed it on a trampoline and completely fucked my profile for life

>>13679243
>>13681502
The virgin chosen one vs the chad Aryan.

>>13681757
dakka?

>>13681110
thought i was the only one lol

>>13682280
he doesnt look german in the slightest, he looks nordic

>manlet
>horrible side profile
>horrible facial aesthetics
>bad hair
>bad skin
>blind as fuck need literal coke bottle glasses

>>13683585
Nords are germanic

>>13681757
mark byers core

Am I gonna make it?

Ignore the acne and halfass shave

>tfw Oswald Cobblepot in the making

>>13683598
>stop caring about your height
>understand clothing proportions and find a tailor so you can look stylish despite being short
>develop a charming and kind personality so people will want to spend time with you instead of just shallowly wanting to hang with an attractive person
>take on fulfilling hobbies and keep up with current events so you can converse well
>start caring about the wellbeing of those around you, develop a few close friendships
>get a flattering haircut and the right routine and products for you
>improve your skin through a science-based skincare routine (see the sidebar on r/skincareaddiction), if really severe see a derm but generally less is more for skincare
>exercise and eat well to improve body aesthetics as well as condition of your skin and hair
>study hard and get a good job
>save up money for lasik, $1000 - $2000

whew. now i can see why you guys would rather complain on a mongolian sheep shearing forum, shit's hard. but this is the minimum amount effort an average person needs to put in to live a happy life

>>13683626
best in this thread so far, start mewing and you could look really good

>>13683601
yet they look nothing alike

>>13683644
what the fuck is mewing

>>13683782
>that gyno tho

>>13683644
this bs again
for the 100th time, mewing does not do anything in grown adults

rate me

>>13683845
fashy

>>13683845
huge massive head

>>13683802
used to be really self conscious, dc anymore

>>13683845
dont be so mad C:

>>13681502
You look fine from the side. Don't stress it.

>>13683845
fuck, you just mogged the entire board...

>>13681502
You look cute. Literally nothing to be insecure about

Mine. Need a tan or some shit.

>>13679243
jew

>>13684335
Forget your face, your hair is amazing

>>13684345
Not really. It's just 5 years of baldness hiding skill. I am Norwiod 2-3 since the 7th grade but I'm not crying about it anymore since I gained some coinfidence.

What's up with my sideprofile now. Just curious.

>>13684357
But it looks so fluffy and has a nice colour
If that picture is you, it's blurry but you look cute
So many people have such low confidence for no reason

>>13684357
ur a qtp

>>13684357
Damn. And how old are you now?

>>13684369
21. I aged a little due to smoking but I stopped today. I don't want to smell like crap anymore.

Me. You know why I got a haircut with a fringe.

>>13684381
is this roman or greek nose?

>>13684381
Looks fine so far. But next time try to let the backsides be a little longer. It looks like a gap.
>>13684364
Thanks. Yes that's my drivers license photo.

>Low coinfidence.
Blame ("""social""") media and desolation for it.

>>13684389
roman. greek nose is totally straight

>>13679243

Wide nose bridge :( Pls no bully

>>13684436
lookin good budy

>>13679243
God just used randomized oblivion sliders when he made you.

>>13684800
Is that how he does everyone? Some a just lucky.

>>13684335
If i looked like you i feel like my life would be 1000 times better. Never be depressed.

>>13682280
>Aryan
He’s clearly not indian or paki

>>13684827
I am borderline depressed m8.

Looking fine isn't everything. There are other things that can make you depressed

>>13684335
B R A Z I L

>>13684416
Is this Greek (even though I'm a Celt)

>>13685062
What?

>>13684436
you look cute

>>13685080
Looks Teutonic.

>>13679243
Bitch ill pay ou 100 bucks to not look like gamma
Ill eat elephant dick to look remotely like a human being from any perspective
graf nosferatu will call you daddy if you let me feel the gaze of a human being not being disgusted to the point of puking

>>13679243
here's mine. apologies for awful quality

>>13685080
nice nose

>>13683845
so hot

tfw no chin but decent jaw

>>13683845
Nose too small/10

r8

>>13681110
>Nose bent to subtly give one side a lighting advantage.
I never wanted the two-face look, but at least I have something to dress up as on halloween that isn't gay.

>>13685399
that's not really side profile now is it ya fucken melt

>>13685406
Better?

>>13679243
Oy vey!

>>13685415
You're cute, I'd kiss you, no need to worry man

>>13683626
david hogg?

I need a hair trim

>>13681502
>>13684138
>>13684335
>>13684436
props for actually taking a decent side profile

kinda weird.

>>13681502
Like a greek story character.

7/10

What ya faggots think about my sides

>>13685328

>>13685795
Your nose and nose bridge are 10/10. Your upper lip makes you look like a grandma though, but I think that might be because of the face you're making.

in case you've never seen a live specimen of chinlet

>>13681502
a little bit of jaw could make perfection

>>13686157
nah

>>13679243
untermensch(der juden)
>>13681502
ubermensch(der bavaryan)
>>13681757
ubermensch(der
Wikinger Nordeuropäisch)
>>13683782>>13683845
untermensch(der mongolischer Russe)
>>13684138
menschling(polen)
>>13685399
ubermensch(der wiking nordeuropaische)

>>13686234
imagine actually typing this out

>>13686234
Alright, who am I?

>>13686147
You're not a chinlet though you just have a protruding nose and brow ridge, very neanderthal. Start working out and let your hair grow wild

>>13686234
>ubermensch
>bavaryan
>der mongolischer russe

Larp harder as a Nazi Faggot somewhere else, Daquan. Why even bother trying to speak German if you can't, you sex tourist?

>der Übermensch
>der Bayer
>der mongolische Russe (Mongoloidenrusse)
>der nordische Wikinger (Nordwikinger)

t. Polak

>>13686234
....Ye?

>>13686330
i doubt that neanderthal can look good.

>>13686323
you're WINNING

>>13686323
w2c shirt

Older photo, kind of bad angle. Have since taken advice and shaved beard. Camera is weird and I look ginger, hair is blonde. Should I keep the cut? And should I invest in contacts?

>>13686543
Other side.

>>13686377
>Polski yltelling anyone what to do
How to you let the Soviets AND the Nazis shit over you like that?

>>13679243
dustin hoffman in the graduate-core

fuck this thread makes me insecure. i'll never look good

>>13686972
who look good in this thread?

>>13686974
most of the posters but it's more of me realizing how fucking terrible i look. I got high temple hairline, no chin/jaw with an overbite. side profile is fucking ass

>>13686990
You have a chin, you just don't have a jaw.

>>13686990
chubby cheeks. are you skinnyfat?

>>13686990
this my front

>>13687006
I am. used to be fatter but I started losing weight since the beginning of summer

>>13687012
oh, then it has potential. keep going on.

>>13686776
I tonhgt knlow., m89t

>>13686509
It's original penguin i found in marshalls few months ago

>>13686323
a BABE

i always think nose is too big. also my hairline sucks

>>13687100
you could pull a buzz off

Do i win this thread, /fa/ggots?

>>13687228
thats a big nose

>>13681757
Gaulic profile

>>13687228
of course phineas.

>>13687228
>mouthbreather
>bad posture

Grow a beard my man

>>13687272
I almost never breathe through mouth if that's what you mean, my posture is pretty good I just had to stand on a chair and hold a laptop in my hands to be close to the only light source in the room. I do have a slight overbite, though. desu don't care about it that much to grow a beard, posted for keks

>>13686202
Kek, 10/10

>>13687100
How skinny are you

How fucked am I ?

>>13687420
drop that stache and get haircut, you're good otherwise.

Reminder that nice face profile won't do shit for you if you are a manlet, frail, have an unmanly voice or bad personality.

>>13679243
Idk if you ever played hoi4 but you look like Wilhelm III

>>13687410

6ft 71 kg

>>13679243
We might be related hahaha Except i'm not as fucked up XD

>>13687499
Oh well I thought you were lighter.
Godspeed anon

>>13687042
cool thanks

>tfw aquiline nose

My side profile looks like shit

>>13683626
look like a cross between doug demuro and david hogg, checks out

Should I noose myself?

>>13687629
lose weight first

>>13681521

>>13687228
sure do champ

Did I fuck up with this hair

>>13687738
Hair is nice for me.

>>13687683
then noose myself?

>>13686202
FUCKING LOL

>>13687228
>gay alien skull

>>13687846
Is not that hard to lose weight dude, just do 25/30 mins of cardio 3 days a week (Seach fitness blender's hiit and kickboxing with cardio videos) and eat less at night, you'll se the results. I lost 15kg in like 3 months.

>>13687259

>>13687892
>eat less at night

>>13684380
not even homo but u look like a cute bf

>>13679537
I have this but no jawline and am spic

>>13687940
not only at night... but yes, since you are fasting while sleeping.v

>im Felonious Gru in terms of jawline and schnoz
I gotta lose weight.
>inb4 post actual pic,fag

>>13688190
(Lips not to scale thanks to Shakyhand)

>>13687892
I've been using a stationary bike to stop being fat, was 186 lbs down to 176 now so feels good I guess

Lobbed off 20" long ponytail, went for short hair.

i have the biggest nose on this entire site

and i'm not even jewish

>tfw you'll never have Ganon's glorious side profile
Why even live?

>>13687035
Are you having a stroke?

>>13688293
shit that’s a good side profile

>>13688543
Thanks homie. Lady at the barbershop took it.

>>13687272
>>13687293
you do know that mouthbreathing is a meme and there is no real scientific evidence right ?

>>13688644
t. mouthbreater

>>13686543
Keep the cut, try out contacts to see what you like best. Cut does look better in the second pic so keep it that length. Also hit the gym and get buff I think It would suit you better than having a twink body. You posted a lot the last couple of days so keep in mind that the comments are advice/opinions and take them with a grain of salt.

>>13679537
Get facial feminization surgery.

>>13688751
I'm builtfat right now, I have wide hips so I'm trying to make my upper body hyuge.

I've never even considered my side profile before. Oh boy.

>>13688820
Not bad. Line your beard and hair better.

>>13688820
It's alright, maybe grow more hair on top and style your beard

>>13688820
must be hard going through life as a retard seeing how you can't even manage to take a pic of an actual SIDE profile.

>>13688820
jesus christ, get some better glasses

bumpo

> tfw small chin

>>13689735
>cannot take profile pic

i think mine is fine

>>13686202
lol

>>13681502
I'm not gay but could you fuck me please?

>>13681757

Trailer Jesse Pinkman/10

is this suicide tier? Cuz it sure feels like it sometimes.

>>13690653
you so silly

>>13690830
Neat, I've stood there before.

I like my jaw, but my nose makes me want to kms

>>13690894
your side profile is very nice, i like your nose, it looks very chiseled and its an interesting feature :3

>>13690907
DW it looks like a sweet potato from the front

>>13690688
you look mostly fine, i think its your lips that are the most glaring issue.

>>13690894
what are you

>>13690894
R u Oli? I feel like i know u
Very nice skin and ur nose is good

>>13690917
malay + english

>>13690927
no i mean are you a 12 year old boy or a 12 year old girl?

>>13690936
:(Im going on 20 and I'm a girl thx

fellas, am i done for

>>13690942
sorry, i was being mean
your nose is fine, btw

>>13690962
Idk if you're joking but you're very handsome...

>>13679248
>
jewnose omegalul

>>13690962
you look pretty good, kinda reminds me of a grown up version of the lead kid in the 2017 IT movie

>>13690881
Neat how long ago?

>>13682280
theyre both virgins though

>>13683598
lose weight thats what im doin to be less ugly

>>13686234
Russe? wat r u talking about
thats middle eastern/turk

>>13686115
>>13685328
kek

>>13688301
post nose

>>13688644
its not a meme , but i dont think it applies to>>13687228
mouthbreather is used to describe arrogant + stupid + trashy

>>13685399
shave your shit nigger

>>13690894
Yea your nose is pretty fucked but it's not the worst, the rest of your facial features take away from the nose

to everyone who has lost hope, don't worry, the jesus of profile look can help you improve your jaw, chin, cheekbones and nose naturally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCNqbvOALZI
even if you're an adult
this guy is so based

>>13692408
>even if you're an adult
bullshit

>>13683626

>>13679243
>bad side profile
An exaggeration, pretty cute actually

>>13687738
J. G.?

Me.

>inb4 hurr durr old man

I am 39 and it's whatever.

>>13692408
that asshole again...
no its not possible and mike mew should loose his phd for all the bullshit hes telling

Lads...

>>13692713
its okay

>>13692713
You look a bit like Aiden Turner
>>13690894
I dont think your nose is particulary bad, its cute
>>13686990
If it makes you feel any better you look very kind and approachable

How is my profile? I have a slight overbite which i really hate. (Also im a girl)

>>13692986
weak chin but that's not bad on a girl.

>>13692992
I know, im thinking about getting braces, and if it doesnt help with my deep bite/weak jaw atleast my smile will look better

>>13693009
dunno how brace will change weak chin but do it for a smile.

>>13693021
Because its caused by a really deep bite and slight overbite so i think if my oral posture is corrected it might change how my profile looks a little

>>13693036
doubt it unless you're very young. do you have crooked lower arc?

>>13693043
No crooked teeth. Im 19 so i guess it might be a bit late, but oh well, like i said atleast it would make my smile nicer

>>13690894
NI HAO

>>13679261
>tfw beautiful from any angle but have a shit personality

Please excuse my shitty hair and beard, I have a cold

>>13685795
xavier wulf? a true man of culture

>>13687247
4 u

>>13683845
>>13684381
>>13685328
>>13685399
>>13685415
>>13687420
>>13690688
>>13690962
Great.

>>13688293
>>13687738
>>13693265
Hot (no homo).

i've never thought about this before;
i don't even recognize myself from this angle

>>13692986
E
U
R
O
P
E

>>13690894
Cute trap

>>13693489
marriagematerial/10 (n-no homo).

>>13693506
but what about the other side?
I look like micheal shannon but not in a good way.

>>13693508
>>13693489
You look good man. Maybe a little tough but I think girls would like that.

>>13679243

>>13693510
I usually don't go out in a black tank either
I'm 6'0" do you think I could get away with super kitsch/ tacky shit? I really like it.

>>13693482
T-thanks anon
>any tips on how to fix my pube hair beard

>>13693508
Nah, you're still marriagematerial/10 anon, don't worry (no homo).

>>13693526
Which is your other photo? Your stubble looks fine. If you can't grow a full beard, then I'd probably not grow it out until you actually can - that's the only way to avoid looking like you've got pubes on your face.

>>13693550
the brown guy
I'm still new to the effay thing, so i'm basically using the hollywood filter on face app as inspo (the one with the sun). I've thought about rocking a buzzcut but it just made my look dumber i think

>>13693561
I like femme you
She has bit of a quasimoto thing going on but still

>>13693561
Wait, so this (>>13693526) isn't you? That's why I got confused, I was like, tf, you look so different from the front. Anyway, I think you'd look good with the typical short on sides and longer on top (but enough to style). Your facial hair is good, so don't worry. Make sure you keep on top of your skin care, and you'll keep looking great.

Also, don't forget to smile, drink adequate water, and get adequate sleep.

I like my profile

>>13693566
here's another version, the holywood mode didn't look as good in this one so i didn't use it
>>13693568
Thanks
Btw that guy crying is matpat from game theory.

R8 pls

>>13693576
Oh right, lel.

I'd definitely suggest the adequate sleep and water - don't want dark bags under your eyes to develop too much. I'd also recommend using product in your hair to style it - it just looks like it's lacking and needs some structure.

Also, for a better jawline, work out. Go to the gym and lift weights, etc., etc. Cut caffeine out your life (except for tea - preferably green tea).

>>13693588
nice cat;
I think shorter hair might help with the snoz

>>13693594
Ok sick. This was from last summer and my hair is shorter now :D

>>13693588
pretty good, just make sure your face is clear
>>13693591
I don't know about that caffeine thing, as i'm probably dependent on it due to my adhd and sometimes adderall doesn't give me enough kick. I have just been drinking coffee though, and pretty sure coffee is effay.
As for working out i have for the past year and went from skeleton to skinnyfat

>>13679243
Rate my face

cannot sleep

middle right is where i'm at now. But, every now and then I get the urge to buzz it.

>>13693813
Kind of look like you're going to kill me, but if I disregarded that, you look great (no homo).

>>13693446
hell yeah buddeh

tfw no one replied me.

me
also guess nationality

Do people here lose sleep over how they look at a specific camera angle?

Aren’t there more pressing matters you can attend to OP, something not determined by genes?

>>13686323
you look like young sheen, i hope you wear sleeze core on all occasions

>>13687629
Nah try to find some happiness in your life

>>13693753
2/10 reminds me too much of mine

>>13686323
You remind me of the bass player from Blur

>>13686323
Charlie sheen

>>13681171
no it's not cunt, just unironically b urself

>>13693907
same

>>13693571
Is ur name Ryan

>>13681757

You look really cool
Digging the nose bridge and eyebrows connected
mustache seem to work well, probably even better if you grew out chin beard more

sorry about that hairline tho

>>13681757
varg?

>>13693169
based

>>13694175
Nope, can i know why you ask?

>>13686323
Honorary fascist Italian aryan

>>13694617
>Italian aryan
Cringe

>>13694277
Varg.

>>13694631
Yeah, keyword "honorary", you absolute dunce.

>>13693954
Vietnamese

>>13693576
OwO

ignore the public showers, i’m a disgusing street rat

>>13694704
whats up with that pornstar stache?

>>13694639
close

>>13694721
to quote my dentist, "You have the most severe underbite I have ever seen. Your bones have set, so as long as it isn't painful you shouldn't get surgery for it, but your lower jaw is offset forward about 4mm."

the moustache gives the illusion that I don't have an underbite. without it I have a serious case of nig-lip and look like a fucking caveman. all the benefits of a defined jawline without the genetics, but I can't drink a glass of water without dribbling it on myself. oh well.

>>13694761
>underbite
now that you mention but stache really helps with it. Other thing is tattoo.

>>13694761
i had the same, had double jaw surgery. its worth it, eating and especially biting was something that was really hard for me before the surgery

>>13694704
Are you German?

>>13695212
hungarian

>>13679243
you've got that EvaXephon look my nigga

>>13695379

>>13695383
Should just have shaved his head.

>>13686234
Lern mal Deutsch du untermenschlicher Hurensohn.

>>13686990
Look into maxillary prognathism

>>13693824
You honestly look sooo cute in your third pic

>>13693753
Face is great! I'd say get rid of the beard tho.
Im wondering what you would look like with short hair

>>13694704
kino

should i hate my nose as much as i do?

>>13695553
Your nose is literally perfect

slavboy checking in

>>13681757
go full celtcore, and lime your hair

>>13695260
Then why don't you eat something dummy lol

>>13681757
>>13687253
this, you're looking celtic as fuck. 10/10 nose and brow

keep it up

>>13695383
Oh boy... Is he in for a 3 course meal of blackpills...

>>13695553
no but you shouldn't purposefully jutt your jaw out for pictures. it's very obvious and makes you look like a mouth breather

>>13695553
10/10 nose

>>13695598
very generically attractive, congrats

>>13694704
>>13694761
that's some 10/10 coping. I'd have never even noticed

>>13695578
>>13695645
>this is what mutts consider a "10/10" nose

>>13695641
swear on my mother's grave, that's just how my jaw is

>>13693576

i think you look handsome

>>13679243

>>13693824
CUTE

>>13695832
>tfw chad from the front beta from the side

>>13690962
Alex...?

>>13695260
Why do you have a GERMANIC sun tattooed then faggot?

yo

>>13696046
nice birthing hips

>>13696200
my shoulders anyway wider than hips :)

>>13679243

>>13693482
>Hot
Thanks mang.
Pic related-pre haircut

Fuck im late to the party.

Gib (You)s pls

How fucked am I