/fa/ - Fashion

>>13600317
Is his face photoshopped? He looks like a mount and blade character

>>13600321
f u l l r i c k

There's a cringe-thread already fags

>>13600760
Nothing cringe about this.

>>13600763

>>13600321
they h8 us cuz they ain't us

You guys have literally no clue what cringe is supposed to mean

As per usual, this is an embarrassing thread

>>13600780
If you can't see why these images belong here then I've got some bad news for you.

>>13600767
Practicing his secret homo club signal with the belt hanging out in mama's backyard.

>>13600797
I would really like to see how you dress, Anon

>>13600321
Rick gay ninja fags BTFO

>>13600760
>>13600958
>>13600962
these are all pretty inoffensive, not that cringe

>>13600317
>>>/b/777225332

>>13601017
is a solid fit. would actually be god-tier if his t-shirt says kek from the letters i can see

Here's some /fa/ cringe: this is Joanne Tucker, wife of Adam Driver. She wore this to the premiere of his film Blackkklansman. He didn't come, too. So, not only is it /fa/ cringe, she's pathetic af.

>>13600321
top kek

>>13600760
Is this Siegfried? If so can you link me to his stuff pls

>>13600760
I really like this

>>13600767
>put on casual lazy day clothes
>but then put on a pair of trousers and attempt to call it a fit
why

>>13600771
Literally nothing wrong with this.

>>13600760
w2c jacket like that

>>13601046
Why are you so obsessed with this couple? Why do you want to be his wife so badly you make threads about it?

>>13601168
>asking an autistic recluse faggot why he is an autistic recluse faggot

>>13601014
is it bad that i think this is sick?

its a bit on the tryhard edgy side, but looks p nice desu

>>13601188
Its that bad

>>13601142
>Brown shoes with a black suit
>No socks
>Double breasted jacket without a tie
Fairly mild, though.

>>13601168
I don't want to be his wife. I hate his wife. She's horrible, abusive, and disgusting.

>>13601017
This would work if he went with a 60's throwback look instead of fedora-cora

>>13600797
holy that's bad

>>13601372
no it wouldn't

>>13600962
wtc that sweater?

>>13601317
hating someone you dont know and will never meet is borderline a mental illness, just off yourself now sperg

>>13601411
so essentially if you boil the dadcore/dad shoe trend down to its most base components, this is what you get.

ugly as shit (in line with the aesthetic style), but not cringeworthy.

>>13601437
wanting a person to be happy and free of their abuser and caring about someone's mental health is not us having a mental illness. we care about adam being liberated from this burden of a woman.

>>13601411
this wouldn't be too bad without the denim jacket

>>13601046
These photos were 2 months apart and she wore the same outfit, sad! I thought she was supposed to be wealthy?

>>13600321
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>>13600760
absolutely not cringe, quite a nice fit

>>13600958
>>13600962
>>13601411
>>13600760
these are all perfectly fine, inoffensive fits. op stop being so painfully insecure and deluded

>>13600958
There's nothing outlandish or unusual about that fit. It's not cringe in any way.

>>13601759
>>13601046
This is creepy, you need to stop this.

>>13601863
It's not creepy at all. People posted these photos on Twitter. The one who papped her is creepy kek.

>>13601142
>putting an obviously ironic picture in a cringe thread
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it's only funny if they don't know it looks awful.

>>13600760
GET OUT OF HERE STALKER

>>13600321
>multiple people turn around to laugh at him
*oof*

>>13601411
God his proportions are FUCKED

>>13601759
You type like a Trump tweet

>>13602013
Whatever you like, sis.

>>13600819

tricky ricky really likes the pissy uh!

>>13601188

I just think lighter shoes would go better with the fit. Black is too.. contrasty.

>>13602175
/FA/GGOTS IFFY UH
TRICKY DRINKS HIS PISSY UH
DATES MUMMY UH
OUTFITS ARE PRICEY UH

>>13600760
The most "cringe" thing about this is the pose.

>>13601036
i kind of like this

>>13601825
god
i thought nothing really wrong at first, the dyed hair is annoying but common

the fucking bow-tie over hoodie though

>>13601707
How is she a burden? Explain yourself cunt? Look I’m tired of you and know who you are. Adam is sick of you too. Kindly stop spreading your malice or you’ll be hearing from our attorney.

>>13601759
Adam cut her off financially. Now she can't spend his money on designer clothes.

>>13602469
No you don't know who we are. And Adam doesn't either. It's too bad he doesn't. We would have told him the truth about you a long time ago. About how you basically bought him when you got your mom and dad to help you pay for AITAF. How you bodyshamed him into thinking he doesn't look good in shorts. How you've always treated him like he was never good enough and you were so much more talented and sophisticated than he was. If you really are Joanne, you're just mad because we're calling you what you are for once. A narcissistic sociopath.

>>13602599
Adam is better than you and you don't deserve him, Joanne. He's finally realizing this, and that's why he left you that time. That's why he's going to leave you again, and this time for good. No more narcissistic supply for you. Not from Adam At least.

>>13601046


well thats an unflattering angle, I literally thought that was Kaitlyn Jenner before you said it was Adam drivers wife

>>13602612
Every angle is unflattering when you're the devil herself.

>>13602469
I doubt you and Adam even have the same attorney anymore. You'll probably be needing a divorce attorney though soon.

>>13602469
Anyway, libel against a public figure such as yourself is very hard to prove...especially with all of the delicious breadcrumbs Adam has been leaving about you for years in his interviews. If you're going to go after anyone for "spreading malice" about you, you might want to start with your own husband, Jo.

>>13602469
Wow, Joanne called me a cunt. How kind she is.

>>13602612
She doesn't have very many good angles to begin with. What Adam sees in her I will never know.

>>13602706
Think that's really her?

>>13602710
He doesn't see anything in her anymore if the blinds and the PR people who leak things are to be believed...

>>13602710
Granny fetish?

>>13602719
She probably doesn't have anything better to do with her time so I wouldn't doubt it.

>>13602720
Why would blinds and PR people say similar things without there being grains of truth to them? I don't see blinds of Domhnall Gleeson or Oscar Isaac or even Daisy Ridley for that matter. I can't wait for Adam to finally get that divorce and cut her out of his life for good. God knows he put up with her bullshit for way too long.

>>13602743
Unbelievable. Think Adam actually knows about us and is tired of us, too?

>>13602725
Everything checks out.

>>13602749
But didn't you hear? Joanne was just here and she and Adam are tired of us and we're going to hear from their lawyer.

>>13602750
How so? Why would he be tired of people who are seeking his happiness for him. Who really care about his mental health?

Kindly stop speeding your legs, Joanne. I don't think Adam wanted to be a father the first time.

>>13602754
She also payed people to put up articles about her since no one on this earth remotely knows who she is. I think they even entitled the article something akin to get to know "Adam Driver's wife" That's all she's know as, and when he divorces her ass she won't even have that. Meanwhile, I'll be happy for him.

>>13602759
Stockholm Syndrome? Because he doesn't really believe he's being abused? Who knows? Maybe we're wrong and they're so perfectly in love and their life really is a fucking Disney fairytale complete with furry woodland creatures and face time and fluffy babies and lots of super hot sex...

>>13602760
They either had a baby because they wanted to save their marriage or Joanne was trying to trap him and that would be something to hold against him if he wanted a divorce. Their relationship really is like the movie Blue Valentine, depressing as shit but very real.

>>13602764
She tends to do this around the time Adam has something big going on...in May, it was Cannes. Now, it's Blackkklansman. She should save her money for a new cardigan.

>>13602318
Yeah man, standing is pretty cringey

>>13602769
I'm not familiar with that film. I'll have to look it up.

>>13602767
Probably. I bet they facetimed 5 times today while Joanne had their toddler on video and they had lengthy conversations about how much they love one another. They're planning their future and Adam will start taking a long vacation from all the projects he has lined up so he can spend some time with Joanne and their son, whom he loves with all his heart.

>>13602775
Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams play a married couple. It shows how they first met through these flashbacks and then to the present where Ryan Gosling's character wants to have another kid (they have one daughter) but Michelle Williams has kind of fallen out of love with him and it depicts a very real relationship I would say. They love just faded and they both can't put up with one another anymore. Michelle wants a divorce but the end is kind of ambiguous. There's a sex scene where Ryan Gosling's character asks if he wants him to rape her and that he's not going to do it (she wasn't into the sex) Reminded me of that short Adam and Joanne did lol .

>>13602779
Hehheh, sure.

>>13602788
Joanne should have been fucking sterilized from birth.

>>13602770
Why? This cardigan is perfectly fine to be worn every time she's seen publicly for the rest of the year.

>>13602799
Look at how Adam isn't sitting next to her...wouldn't you want to sit next to your wife? And how he's glaring at her like he wants to murder her.

>>13602790
Hey, have you heard back from Burbank_Rider on those follow up questions?

>>13602799
She paid over $400 for it and she can't spend Adam's money anymore...I see your point.

>>13602800
I never thought about that but yeah, that is kind of weird. Also, it wouldn't hurt to make yourself look more presentable, Joanne. Look at how many people are there, you're embarrassing yourself!

>>13602802
Nope. I think I scared him off. Anyway, in case that actually was her, I don't want to talk about that here.

>>13602803

>>13602806
She looks like she just rolled out of bed. Think she even brushed her teeth first? Spritzed on a little Eau de Gouda?

>>13602808
I don't think you did actually! I messaged him about 4 days ago and he hasn't replied to me either. I think you originally messaged him at a good time because he checked his Reddit a day later. I think he's busy with other PR stuff because last time I messaged him it would take him up to 1-2 weeks to receive a reply.

>>13602814
I think there was this interview where it said that Joanne constantly made Adam brush his teeth when he was kissing people on Girls or something along those lines. We got a controlling bitch up in here!

>>13602817
Adam should actually hire him to do his PR. He'd tell him to ditch the old grey mare.

>>13602819
Fucking cunt. Yup. I'm convinced this bitch is psycho...she better not do anything to hurt Moose while Adan's gone. If I were him, I'd take Moose with me, but getting a dog into the U.K. is hard. They have to quarantine them for 30 days or something, because there is no rabies there.

>>13602820
But then Adam would be making all the right moves and making decisions to benefit his wellbeing and we can't have that.

>>13602825
And then because he's a pit bull mix, hit might not be legal to bring him there in the first place. I wonder who picked him out...people who choose dogs from intimidating breeds tend to have issues.

>>13602825
Moose will be fine, and if not Joanne Tucker I will be at your doorstep mark my words you psychotic witch.

>>13602828
It was his birthday so they probably picked it together. Moose is harmless and deserves love.

>>13602827
He's so handsome and talented and smart. It's horrible that he doesn't realize all those things about himself and all because of that woman. He deserves to be happy and have someone who loves him for him. He doesn't deserve to waste away the best years of his life on her. She's like a vampire.

>>13602834
Im sure he is, but it's a pattern I've noticed in people who choose them. So, you mean that on his birthday, he actually gets to have a say in something??

Why do we care so much? I almost wish I didn't sometimes.

It's easier not to care.

>>13602840
Yeah, every other day it's what Joanne thinks is best for him. The other days where he's away from her (which is most days desu) he gets to do as he pleases like cheat and wear shorts without her demanding that he doesn't. It's sad that he appears to be caged when near her.

>>13602842
Because it'll be satisfying as fuck when he finally gets that divorce. Are you really going to start not caring? You'd leave just like that, stalker-chan?

>>13602846
Haven't seen him wear any shorts though out irl since that time he wasn't wearing his wedding ring (except when he was jogging in DC back in June - I don't think Joanne went with him there either). He needs to start doing it more.

>>13602849
Just because it will be satisfying to see? Not because then this beautiful man will be free to write his own future for a change?

>>13602854
Yeah, he probably did a lot without her constantly peering over his shoulder during that six month window last year. I think he even mentioned he started learning how to cook.

>>13602857
All of that. We're out here hoping that he wakes the fuck up and realizes that he doesn't need her anymore. He'll be able to do whatever the hell he wants and not be constantly manipulated and mocked for his appearance. I'll be happy because he's happy and I won't have to see Joanne's disgusting face ever again, thank you.

>>13602845
You'd really let this win?

Oh, so now I know why they didn't hire Joanne Tucker to play opposite her husband in Burn This. It's because they want actual talent, hm makes a lot of sense.

>>13601132
hes breaking boundaries of the norm and creating the most legendary fits of all time

>>13602874
Oh and Adam, if you get that Oscar nom for Blackkklansman please know that Joanne had nothing to do with it. It was all you, you built yourself up and have genuine talent and can emote in the most heartbreaking of ways. You convey a range of emotion that Joanne, a lifeless hag, could never dream of conveying in her performances. It was all you. Wish you'd wake up and realize it for a change.

>>13602859
We all knew he knew how to make chicken! :) but seriously why is that a skill he'd need to develop unless he was living on his own? And you know back in January 2017, around the time the baby was born, he was out house hunting without Joanne.he didn't buy the place, but Joanne is not the type of woman whose husband goes shopping for a house they are both going to live in without her.

>>13602872
That interview of her really freaked me out. Her soul is black.

>>13602890
It was kind of like how you get when you watch Charles Manson or Jeffrey Dahmer talk. Or Hitler or Bin Laden. Any evil person you just feel a wrongness about them.

>>13602884
Yup! It's really telling. He was leaving some breadcrumbs for us little did he know. Hm, that's interesting about the house thing. I didn't know about that. Wonder why he was out house hunting without her?

>>13602904
Maybe because he wanted to move out...then the fucking paps had to snitch on him.

>>13602904
https://www.6sqft.com/girls-and-star-wars-actor-adam-driver-checks-out-a-4-79m-fixer-upper-in-brooklyn-heights/

>>13602874
Do you think this makes Joanne angry? Seeing her husband become one of the biggest stars and be a critically acclaimed actor while she's still "auditioning" for parts. Think she's jealous of Keri? I heard they live in the same Brooklyn apartment.

>>13602907
>>13602923
Very Very interesting indeed.

>>13602925
Yeah, they do. She probably is jealous of Keri. She's probably jealous of everyone. Basically, if it weren't for AITAF, she would have no job.

>>13602925
We're assuming Joanne still lives there and Adam hasn't made her leave. I told you about her other address in Manhattan, right? With her brother?

What was that instagram guys name again?

>>13602930
She'd have her dad and mom's money. That's enough for her.

>>13602942
Not enough to buy cardigans though...

>>13602934
Yeah. I'm assuming she probably lives there when Adam's away filming or last year when they had their big fallout. She should stay there permanently and leave Adam alone.

>>13602947
Were you the one who found the picture on her relative's insta?

>>13602946
She only needs the one.

>>13602954
No, that was someone else.

>>13602938
Wasn't it like toshtucker or something stupid like that.

>>13602925
If Joanne was smart they would collaborate on a project together. She said she was writing a screenplay? Co-write one with Adam or he could work with her in some way that gets her name out there. She'll never make it by herself, in fact it's already too late. She can't do much to fix her face now and she has a very detestable personality.

>>13602975
Really, Adam if you think she's that great of an actress you should help her out in some way. Nepotism isn't all that bad when it's your wife. Fucking throw her a bone or something, and no the Girls cameo didn't count, he didn't do her any favours with that one.

>>13602961
Actually I just found it. I don't think the person in that picture is Joanne. She has some cousins who look like her (poor things).

>>13602989
Maybe it was because she bombed that. I'm sure it was embarrassing for him. Her crazy over dramatic facial expressions.

>>13602990
Omg that person looked just like her though. That family is cursed with poor genes.

>>13602993
Do you think he ever reflects on her filmography and her body of work and just tells himself that he has really become the breadwinner over this past decade? If I was Joanne's husband I would be embarrassed.

>>13602996
They're all inbred. And by living in Bermuda, they're dooming themselves to premature aging, the lot of them. English were never meant to live where its warm and sunny.

>>13602999
If I was Joanne's husband, we'd be divorced.

Anyway, Adam doesn't think he deserves his success, remember? He said just lucky and a white male. Joanne's soooooooooooooooo talented! There just aren't any good roles for her...

>>13603001
The next female child born into their family should be named Melanoma Tucker.

people who never work a day in their lives should stop wearing fucking work boots, you look like a child playing dress-up.

>>13603004
That was what he thought before but is that what he thinks today? He might finally be starting to come to his senses. Also, Keri Russell is older than her by 5/6 years and she just keeps scoring those roles with her husband. First on SW now on broadway, Joanne really can't relate. Her career is just too depressing.

>>13603001
Anyway, it's almost 10 here and I have to get up for work in the morning.

>>13603006

>>13603009
I hope he comes to his senses too. That's what the ADLF is all about.

>>13603010
See you, stalker-chan. Nice chatting with you. Let us pray for Adam's sanity and that he wakes up to what's really going on and acts upon it. Night.

>>13603013
Night, Adam! Night, fellow ADLF-er.

>>13603018
Just so you know it was ghost-mode bitch. AID more specifically.

>>13600766
holy fuck

>>13602836
What the fuck is wrong with you

>>13603032
Go to bed, Joanne. If anybody needs her beauty sleep, it's you.

>>13603032
Maybe if you had a fucking business that you were passionate about then you would know what it takes to run a fucking business but you don't.

>>13601046
>>13601759
man this is one of the few times where I hope you are trolling for the sake of a genuine worry for your mental health

>>13603063
Joanne Tucker's marriage is one huge troll. Pray for Adam's mental health, not mine. We're both on 4chan, buddy, stop acting somehow superior.

>>13600317
Thread either a cover for creepy talk from Adam Driver stalkers or hijacked. Regardless a poor thread.

>>13600760
would fuq

>>13601411
woaaaaaaaaaaah nelly!!!!!!! thats a keeper

>>13600317
sucks to be that guy, he's not even comically obese he just has shit genetics for being 30lbs overweight

>>13603075
Adam and Joanne are both on 4chan? Unlikely. Proof?

>>13603060
You started it so you could anchor yourself into Adam's life and he would never be able to leave you. That's what narcs do. The only thing you're "passionate about" is yourself, Joanne.

>>13602819
Hey AID, is this what you were talking about? Do you have a better source? This one doesn't come right out and say she made him brush his teeth. - SC

>>13601411
is that agatha?

>>13603817
Yeah! It wasn't for Girls then, nevermind. I just remember someone saying Joanne told him to brush his teeth after kissing so many people in a day but that's just what somebody said, I never actually read the interview.

>>13604014
I wonder if there's something else out there that puts the blame square on Joanne. Her making him brush his teeth is consistent with her MO.

>>13604119
If you do enough digging, you'd probably be able to find something. I would think that Joanne is the type to make that sort of demand. If she told him he can't wear shorts she can clearly order him around in other ways. And he'll most likely listen, well, in the past he would.

>>13604143
I'm not banned over there anymore, btw. Haven't been since around 8:30 my time.

>>13601017
someone took the bait on this one...

>>13604143
>>>/tv/102506634

>>13604147
I'm still banned till Saturday haha.