/fa/ - Fashion

>>13429341
how many of these fucking threads are we going to have this year

>>13429341
any soundcloud rapper of any race

>>13429341
>listen to soundcloud emo rap
>look somewhat decent
>be the plug for xanax and other drugs and they'll come running
>basically be a soundcloud rapper

Why are they so cute, guys??

>>13429341
>millipede brows
>splotchy drawn-on freckles
>fucked up sjw bangs

the absolute state of /fa/gs

>>13429341
kys if you're unironically asking this
if you have to ask, means you have to chance of getting "art hoes" fucking saddo.

>>13429341
Wear shirts like this

>>13429863
And be into coffee

>>13429341
Blackcraft cult shirt, cuffed dickies, pink vans

ya'll have some terrible taste art hoes are so fucking ugly

virgins

>>13429863
post milkies

Scored one of these types this year. All you have to do is dress halfway decent and wear doc martens. Literally just dress bummy but with doc derbies lol. Also put on an air of mystery and boom art hoes. Also though they suck and have very few interesting things to talk aboit

>>13430057
>>13429853
this

Coach jackets. Light denim. Tucked teeshirts with jeans. Slim fit pants while being thin enough that they're still loose on you. Septum ring. Nostril ring. Black ink/silhouette tattoos, especially on forearms. Converse. Canvas skate shoes. Crew neck sweaters. Buzzcut. Undercut. Circular lense glasses. Keys hooked into belt loop with obscure lanyards attached. Driving japanese economy sportscars from the 80's, bonus points if restored/in good condition. Being an actual artist. Interest in music, films, animation, painting, reading. Laid back but happy and reserved personality. Poverty to middle class. Into an alternative sport usually (skateboarding, bmx, drifting, etc). Casual drug use (mdma, weed, opiates) without ever becoming an addict. Usually into photography. Good social track record despite not going out of his way to meet people (friends in different states, knows interesting and skilled people, etc). Travels or wants to travel to foreign countries. Usually has a decent amount of girls after him despite not being traditionally manly. Good facial aesthetics, average to below average muscular build, low bodyfat percentage. Usually a fan of weird niche hobbies/toys (kendama for example). White, mixed race or hispanic usually. Uncommon for asians and blacks. Well spoken, usually without an identifiable accent if american. Uses words like "rad, dude, homie" unironically. May not be strictly liberal but does not harbor hatred for other races, or simply doesn't care enough to. Possibly even politically unaligned. May have stupid facial hair but usually doesn't.

Summed up the profile of the male art-hoe for you.

>asking a board dedicated to clothes on an anime shitposting website how to get girls
you have no chance

>>13429341
Those girls are really just basic thots that want to look like edgy emos

>>13429341
>arthoe

You mean tumblr bitches?

You have to grow the fuck up and quit using trends you haven't defined to play a role in hopes of drawing attention away from how basic you are.

Learn to be interesting.

>>13429341
>Depressed-looking
>Absolutely on point make-up

>>13429355
w2c black pants like the ones that rapper is wearing

>>13430188
/thread

hope this helps

>>13430815
lol "drugs and sex to cure suicidal urges" what a cringe pic

>>13430832
those are rick owens

>tfw get hit on by art hoes constantly but im engaged to a stacy
Just stand out but in a dark, rebellious way.

>>13430880
whoooooosh

Explains my crush on Rocky’s girl.

>>13429843
this isnt an arthoe please just go outside dude

>>13430188
damn i feel like a mold now.

>>13430188
yeah p much this to a t

No arthoe brap threads please. I'm trying to nofap so I can give mi amigovia big cumes.

CHEERS,
J

>>13429354
More

>>13429847
I think that's the whole point, it's hard to pull off, like being ginger. If you average or unattractive you look a lot worse, but if you're attractive you look even hotter

>>13431378
False

>>13430188
I fit most of those, except I have a southern accent and hate niggers/jews.

>>13429872
>Three coffees deep

>>13429843
normies gtfo

>>13429341

I wear a strap on to get with them.
They think its ironic, but it purely function. I don't have benis XDD

dress like this

>>13429863
I would curbstomp someone if i saw them wearing this degenerate shirt

>>13432098
I would legit spit on someone wearing that IF they made eye contact.

>>13432098
>>13432099
big tough guys

>>13432117
spitting on a small woman, yeah I get it.

At the very least I'd let some very unkind words slip loose. I don't like the social justice game, it's fucking up everything from star wars to immigration.

>>13430873
That's remarkably accurate.

>>13429872
she has some good fits but overall a little too much for me. her boyfriend is a really good photographer though.

>>13430188
Asians, if tall enough can pull it off but black guys look way too try hard when they attempt that look.

>>13430873
>everything bought at a thrift store despite coming from a middle class family
watch it anon!

>>13432356
Then you don’t know what good photography is

>>13432155
there are a lot of things wrong with the social justice movement but if DEY RUINED TAAAHR WAAHRS is one of your reasons you're probably retarded and if you can't help yourself from sperging out in public over a shirt you're definitely retarded

>>13433226
Fuck star wars, ok?

They ruined big shit in my life that I keep private.

>>13433239
>I keep private
The fuck you don't, you go into far more detail than anyone on this website would ever give a shit about every other art hoe thread.

>>13433263
SJWs
Not art hoes
I just don't have the heart to discuss it right now. Srry.

how do get a hot big tittie anime goth art hoe gf

>>13429341
>>13429843
>>13429863
>>13429872
what’s the “””art””” part?

>>13433386
Just an excuse to project legitimacy on a person who does shit

>>13433372

Hang out at any café in the proximity of an art/social studies campus.

>>13432098
no you wouldn't

>>13433396
what should i say? what's a good opener?

>>13433386
They get liberal arts degree

>>13433401
>lets listen to nine inch nails while i pound you with my nine inch nail

>>13431374
>amigovia
ay que pasa vato

>>13432062
Not OP. I do because my gf likes it but i'm slightly overweight and don't have the motivation to work out due to mental illness but I feel like shit because I look terrible in everything I wear

>>13433409
arthoes don't listen to nine inch nails, that's hybristophiles on tumblr. try picking them up with some lowfi shit like alvvays

>>13430832
rick owens cargos. retail on those are like 900

>>13429341
>those eyebrows

why have females not realized that more makeup makes them look worse

>>13433443
Que mas donde vives

>>13433505
>don't have the motivation to work out due to mental illness
What mental illness? Working out has helped me a lot with depression and body image issues. It can be hard to get started but once you start seeing results you won't want to stop.

Art thotties are the easiest to get. They're so easy to get and manipulate I thought I was becoming a sociopath until I went back to trying to get normal girls that play hard to get.

do drugs
dont be a sexist fuck
dont ask for advice on how to pick up girls
dont talk to people just to have sex with them
read about history, focus on relevant shit in the last 2 centuries, not just fucking wars
actually just talk to a girl, dont fucking try to flirt, you are shit at it
watch tv shows, try reality tv
if you really need advice on how to look, try allblackeverything but not some edgy shit, just dont fucking wear hoodies all the time
wash your teeth scrub your tongue a few times a day
shave or trim your beard, wash your hair every day, dont use shampoo, just soap

>>13433584
>I thought I was becoming a sociopath
you are what is wrong

>>13433607
Oh well, not like I'm gonna stop fucking..

>>13433614
why do you want to do that?

>>13433616
Because they're cute and I want to see their eyes roll back

>>13433617
do you care about how they feel other than that?

>>13433620
No not really. I guess I really am a sociopath. I do think of them when I wake up though. I just can't imagine having a relationship with art thotties. They're so pretentious.

>>13433628
you are not a sociopath, just an asshole
dont sleep with people just to sleep with people
dont call being a manipulative asshole some kind of medical term you have a vague idea of
just stop being a piece of shit, actually try talking to a person w/o a motive of laying them
if you think they are pretentious they are not the one bragging about deceiving people into sex on an anon imageboard and giving themselves some kewl sounding descriptor to justify shitty behaviour
you are a shitstain, and probably a liar, in case you are, than you are even worse, cause you wanna be the person you are describing

>>13433636
Bro I'm not here to brag. I was just telling other anons they are easy. I don't think it's something "bragworthy" anyway, a lot of people do it, not just me. It is what it is.

>>13433653
they are easy

what is the fucking controversy? too many Soulless trollops just don't offer much to their partners - consider the many limits - the crippling range and scope that even practiced Klingon sailors must face.in their troubling dash against the clock.

>>13433628
>No not really. I guess I really am a sociopath.

>>13429341
Offer them cocaine

>>13433628
>No not really. I guess I really am a sociopath.
No you're a fucken fag.

>>13433509
i wouldn't consider alvvays lo-fi

These girls are garbage lays and their pussies always smell horrible

>>13433955
Second
Like Garbage... WITHOUT FAIL. And the half of em think having a pussy that smells like staten island is some sort of political statement and has to do with overcoming body shame.

No bitch you stink and you don't have to. Why does stacie's puss taste like water and yours reminds me of breathing deeply in lower NJ without a Hepa Filter?

And they all got that one sex position, too! That fucking starfish, son! I swear it!

>tfw little sister turning into an art hoe who'll let literally any dude smash except me

>>13433970
You would fuck your sister, really? Seriously?

>>13434013

She's adopted, we're not actually related

Be a chad or

An alt chad
Basically a chad that has tattoos and dresses in dark clothing, the ultimate enemy of every /fa/ loser

This is what you are dealing with

>>13432359
Black guys dont have to dress certain way to get pussaay tho.

>>13430188

>Got into a sport.. drifting
>Driving japanese economy sportscars from the 80's
>Usually has a decent amount of girls after him despite not being traditionally manly.

This is what /fa/ finds cool

>>13434021
Then what the fuck is the problem?

She probably had a whore mother who left her, will probably give pussy to you too

>>13434027
Yeah my girl is a feminist but lets me beat the shit out of her and come in her ass every night, now move away soiboi

>>13434030
NOBODY DOES
IT:S CALLED CHARM AND CONVERSATION

>>13434046
funny thing is most of those feminists, when they find the dude who clicks like you do?

The sacred female goddess goes out the window, and you find yourself inside of sasha grey all of a sudden.
It's like a thing with them, I swear it.

>>13434053
Every man hating feminist (that is good looking,they exist), is always with some biker or any other hypermasculine looking guy as far as i've seen

Female instincts or something else?

>>13434063
Exactamundo man

It's like you're watching feminism use a cheat code or some shit. I laff evry tim

>>13433762
Not him but what was funny there? Also redpill me on what a sociopath is

>>13429341
>Does height, facial hair, or race even matter?
Yes.

is this the creepy virgin general thread?

>>13429341
Had an arthoe fuckbuddy whilst completely non effay, at the time (we were both 17) wore checked shirts jeans converse, was skinny af with a faded uncercut, she got me into death grips and I got her into Andrzej Żuławski and Werner Herzog films and LSD

I was also very inexperienced with girls, had no game and no self confidence, sometimes things just happen

I found mine at a friends juvenile prison reunion. 8 months going strong

>>13434963
oh yeah and I was wearing basic skater euro trash post punk shit, but my advice for cuffin art hoes is to know obscure bands and be good at doing drugs

>>13429341
you gotta be a terrible but fun life choice for her

>>13429341
nothing you can do to make them like you. they either will, or you're sol m80

>>13434032
Yeah I always thought that this lasagna was anon blogging about his dream self. I’ve had many a good chuckle envisioning some bespectacled, underweight, awkward innown skin, boy wearing an ill fitting leather jacket attempting to “drift” in some Walmart parking lot late at night somewhere in the flyovers....

>>13434963
>juvenile prison reunion

lmao

>"arthoe" threads on /fa/
>unironically chasing these vapid tumblr attention whores
>being a stupid kid who probably likes memes about le crippling depression

>>13435326
Only thing I want to cripple is their ability to walk after I shatter that pussy

>>13434986
>be good at doing drugs

unironically this

>>13433970
kill yourself you absolute loser

>>13429341
This kind of girl is so fucking hot, but their personality is so shit that I can't bare to fuck with them

>>13435326
>ogreposter

>>13429341
Is there any female subculture that isn't complete garbage?

>>13435326
>le depression meme faggots are now the biggest /fa/ user base.
Even peacoat and clark db /fa/ was better.

>>13433401

None because the second you talk to them they'll claim that they were raped to their tumblr blog

>>13434030
you guys are stuck with the trashiest pussy anyways. any girl that would fuck a nigger is automatic garbage and deep inside you know that.

>>13433970
KEK

>>13435024
she painted the necklace on

>>13433970
>except me
kys

>>13433970
Based sister

>>13433591
Why no shampoo?

>>13436129
well
basically shampoo by itself is not a complete mistake
but, the way a normal person is going to use it, is gonna make it a fucking menace for most peoples hair and headskin
most people are gonna use too much of it, too often, and not considering their hair type
also cheap and mid range poos are hit and miss, cause someone might have a good reaction to the mix and someone might fuck their skin with the same mix, even when used properly
if you buy good quality poo and conditioner and consult a hair dresser/pharmacist/cosmetician/someone who knows their shit but is not at that moment also trying to sell you something, then go for it
otherwise use soap, read up, and after a few weeks start experimenting, learn to use enough shampoo, how to rinse it, and how your skin reacts
also
never ever use anti-dandruff anything because it will fuck you up
the solution for dandruff is to stop using poo, and start using conditioner

>>13434986
is it ever acceptable to be over 20 and dress like this???

>>13436164
I went to Whole Foods and bought the most expensive anti dandruff shampoo and conditioner
I had tried No poo for a month and it hadn’t worked
I use a small amount of both and run the shampoo deep into my scalp
I let the conditioner sit in my hair for two minutes before rinsing

I do this every 2 to 3 days and my hair is 10/10 no snow

>>13436166
Yeah it is man, really nothing wrong with dressing like this it’s very simple
Only thing I don’t like is how high the pants are cuffed but that’s just my own taste

>>13433505
>due to mental illness
watch some hajime no ippo and shut the fuck up just change your fucking diet iif you want to lose weight do some fucking exercise if you want to gain muscle

>>13429355
Id on whole outfit?

>>13430188
one of the few times i've been "typed" on the internet and feel good about what i've got going

>>13435024
Not enough smugness in her expression. Hayley is always smug as shit about her hippy crap.

>>13430828
yeah I suspect OP has never been depressed

>>13433591
do NOT put soap OR shampoo in your hair

>>13433636
look at this precious white knight, telling people on a mongolian incest site what they should and shouldn't do.

>>13436917
look at this fuck
he asked what to do

>>13433591
>dont fucking try to flirt, you are shit at it
Literally one of the only things I'm good at. I even flirt with girls I don't like. Why do I do this???

>>13437163
Where did he ask that, friendo

>>13437638
>What do I have to look like to get slightly "depressed" looking girls like pic related?
>>13437184
still dont do it, just fucking talk to a person

"Art hoes" usually go for regular guys.
Has anyone here actually been in the vicinity of an Art Academy? That shit can be wild most of the time, drugs, sex and degeneracy are everywhere, because people are always trying to find a way to 1up their degenrate art student friends. Mediocrity and shallowness is what they're always trying to avoid, but that common mindset makes them all look and act the same in their attempt to be different. Most people there are fuckin narcissists to the core. They constantly create drama in order to suffer (or let other people suffer) in order to create more art that isn't entirely pointless decorative rubbish.
Sure, some of these "art hoes" fuck around a lot, especially in the first few years before they get to be in a permanent class with a Professor, but after a while it becomes boring or even too extreme for them and they actually long for a regular dude who is nothing like the regular degenrate hip art student.
I know a lot of "art hoes" and eventually they all settle for the nice guy with a decently paying job and non-degenrate hobbies. Keep in mind that like 1% of all art school graduates can actually live from just selling their art, and it's not like women studying art are an entire different species, because in the end all they want is to do what they love (art) and eventually have a family with an average Joe who can pay the bills and put a roof over their head, in case you're not with a gallery (so people actually see your work, because showing your shit on the internet means fuck all in the market if you're not with a gallery), and no one wants to see you trite little period-blood paintings anymore.

>>13437670
>still dont do it, just fucking talk to a person
I think you're confusing flirting with hitting on someone. They're not the same. You can have a sincere conversation and still flirt.

>>13429872
waste-all-your-money-on-thriftshop-coffee-and rent-core
art hoes range around 95-110 iq, aka theyre dumb as bricks but they think themselves intelligent

>>13433401
Say something about Basquiat. He's like the patron saint of art hoe from what I can tell.

>>13434986
can i still get art hoes if im straight edge

>>13436246
shirt slp, cardigan raf, pant rick, shoes neil barrett

>>13432098
lol @ crying fascists

>>13438037
you might be overestimating that iq range...

>>13438940
nah, just slightly above average enough to think they're smart

>>13430188
This is the gayest shit in the world, leave it to all the fucking basedboys on /fa/ to respond with "omg u jus described me!1!!" whenever this copypasta is posted. Off yourselves.

>>13439493
It's hilarious

>>13432098
I'd ask her out and take advantage of her non racist views and put them to the test. Yes I'm non-white. Who she?

>>13429341
>Does height, facial hair, or race even matter?

yes, yes and yes.

be tall,

nice looking beard or good stubble on good face

being white helps a lot

just dress like a softboy and grow whatever ratty long hair and facial hair you can be it look good or bad. superficially pretend to be sensitive and artistic but just actually be any regular chad douche fuckboy on the inside. have fun and enjoy burning in hell for your sins.

>>13440324
Hell yeah. That's me (minus the facial hair). Where are my arthoes???

>>13430188

Ew.

>>13433636

Without any objective evidence to back up your argument, your stance will be cast in the same subjective bin as the "asshole" you're antagonizing, aka based on "muh feelings." Learn to argue better than to get triggered, m8. Oherwise people will continue to do what they do

>>13438020

They're literally the same thing. I think you're confusing either one as "being friendly."

>>13436164
>the solution for dandruff is to stop using poo, and start using conditioner
>baka
conditioner is for the tips of your hair not for your scalp

this thread made me realise i should probably just put a mask on by dressing like the male artfag and just fuck these bitches to get a fix

>>13436166
dont wear skinny jeans, dont cuff too high.

arthoe should be an insult but I imagine these indie chicks take it as some form of validation or compliment.
They always look dirty and poor and the worst part... pretentious.

>>13438372
if your target art ho is also then yes

>>13429341
STOP MAKING THIS THREAD YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOUR PERSONALITY IS WHAT MATTERS THERE ISNT A MAGIC SHIRT THAT WILL YOU GET YOU THE GIRLS YOU WANT YOU CAN DRESS LIKE A BUM AND STILL GET GIRLS IF YOU ACTUALLY HAVE CONFIDENCE

>>13438372

probably not they really like doing drugs.

>>13440566
They really aren't. Which is why YOU definitely shouldn't flirt.

>>13440941
>teehee clothes doesnt mean shittt
>an invisible subjective perception is what make you attractvie :P

>>13441065
>teehee if i just pick the right clothes the boosee will open like a combination lock

>>13429341
jesus op why would you even try? the arthoes are the most fake of all girls if its possible and not even aesthetic. even the degenerate fetishes like furry shit or vore i find more understandable. youre a cuck for making this thread anyway hope you die virgin

Pretentious female art majors the look.

Real artits are fucking nerds and most I've met are shy as fuck.

>T.Millennial who tried the art major thing when I first started college.

>>13429341
Just because people look the same doesn't mean that they look for the same things in others. I'd tell you to be yourself, but the fact that you're autistic enough to think that there's some magic trick to getting girls to like you based off of the way they dress renders this advice inadequate.

Be rich and have a face pretty much

>>13440667
im sure you're already doing that

>>13431068
Also, you got good taste.

>>13430188
I know at least 3 dudes that fit this to a T

>>13435189
sounds kino

I'd be depressed too if I resembled chloe grace mortez