/fa/ - Fashion

Like a goth

>>13329815
dress whatever way makes you most comfortable

>>13329815
When you dress for women, you wear the cuckold's costume.

>>13329964
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Here's how not to dress for a goth gf

>>13329815
BUY EXPENSIVE SHOES AND WEAR SHITTY BAND T-SHIRTS

T.GUY WITH PALE GOTH GF WITH 32 DD TITTIES

>>13330185
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GIB BIG MILKY GOTH GF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>13330183
>>13330185
>>13330197
degenerates

How to dress for goth girlfriend:

How to dress for le big titty goth gf milkybrapp cunnyfeet instagram mommyfart XDDDDD :

>>13330185
Proof of milkers

>>13330185
>he thinks 32 DD is big

call me when you a fuck a girl with 32 G tiddies, normie.

For a real goth gf you should probably actually get into the goth scene. If you just want a fake instagram "pastel goth" bitch just do whatever idk why would you even want to date someone like that

>>13330576
No such thing as real goth both fake n real goth are dressing up

tbhh

>>13330576
>For a real goth gf you should probably actually get into the goth scene.

GENUINE GOTHIC PERSONS ARE BORN, NOT "INITIATED" INTO AN URBAN "SCENE".

>>13330928
Goth girls are all empty shell wannabes with more of a syllabus than a personality. They also tend to channel their rage at a lifetime of exclusion towards people who don't drink all that damn "pagan/wiccan/the cure/faggot" kool aid that comes with actually listening to the cowboy junkies all day and wearing black like some first world winnona wanna be is gonna have anything to mourn about except for daddy issues and child support.

tttthpppppbbbbbpttt Art hoes are overrated, try you a 30 something female asian career criminal. It's more exciting but no as superficially appealing.

>>13330928
For the last time, we are talking about the subculture "Goth", not the Germanic tribes you fucking fag

>>13330954
He is too. He just uses the word "Gothic" instead of "Goth".

>>13330576
>For a real goth gf you should probably actually get into the goth scene.

GENUINE GOTHIC PERSONS ARE BORN, NOT "INITIATED" INTO A "SCENE".

>>13331074
>IT'S NOT A PHASE DAD

>>13331074

>>13329815
like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pldDuqnPP1s

>>13331074
filtered.

>>13331074
Really makes ya think

how 2 undress for goth gf?

>>13331074
>refuses to acknowledge popular use of a word while clinging to historical meaning
True autism

>>13331396
step 1 - pull off the sheets
step 2 - take off your clothes
step 3 - get out of bed
step 4 - I'm so tired
step 5 - I'm so tired

>>13331409
to be fair, the current popular use of the word now largely refers to cartoon characters who wear a lot of black and instagram whores who cosplay as them.
Not to spooky post-punks

Why not just become the goth gf.

>>13329815
Like an absolute faggot

>>13331474
because a fake gf is not a gf

rozz in drag is not a gf

>>13331478

>>13331480

>>13331481

Just wear a NIN tshirt, black army pants and army boots.

That’s how I got my goth gf back in 96.

>>13331481
>>13331480
>>13331478
those are cybergoths, not goths
>>13331485
and that's Illidiance, even less goth

>>13331488
I'm a rivethead too and I don't got no goth gf

>>13330183
>Pan is gonna die without ever getting a goth gf
It's kinda sad

>>13329815
Like a rich Chad

you're actually a fucking poser

>>13331672
>It's kinda funny
FTFY

>>13332470
but it's also

kind of sad?

>>13332510
Nah. Pan deserves to suffer.

>>13332537
ok, but I find it hard to take

>>13330941
>try you a 30 something female asian career criminal. It's more exciting but no as superficially appealing.

Do they specifically have to be recidivists, or can they be first-time offenders?

>that damn "pagan/wiccan/the cure/faggot" kool aid
Thank you for the kek

>>13332696
She was only arrested once. No mail carrying, bruh - she was still living off profits from previous years and receiving couriered envelopes of money at random times. I lived with her, and we did pretty much everything together, so I never got the feeling she was active in her organization any more at all.

She ALWAYS carried at least 2 box cutters. Her entire wardrobe was reversible, as in All Of it. She owned 20 pairs of shoes that she chose solely by how suitable they were for running. She would check corners like a soldier when we were out late in strange spots.

She once punched me in the face really hard for disproving something she held dear. I wasn't even mad, it was a great shot and I admired her inner fire for ending the debate with a hard right.

>>13330941
>like some first world winnona wanna be is gonna have anything to mourn about except for daddy issues and child support
real goths don't mourn anything, real goths are cheerful as fuck, peachy keen

>>13330285
Actually ESSSKEEETITTTTTT material

>>13329815
mommy can you give le footjob and let me suck on titty uwu

>>13329815
How must I carry myself to attract a big tittied goth girl

>>13332717

I'm fascinated with her. What else can you tell of her? How was she different than other girls?

>>13329815
just be the goth "g"f already

>>13332717
I'm legitimately interested now.

>>13333159
She would literally kill you, that's how. She had bricks above the sink next to the grape nuts, that's how. There were knives taped under tables, chairs, appliances and onto bedframes. She slept with a machete at arms reach. No, seriously. Really.

She lived in china town in a 2br with 14 foot ceilings. Rent control and inheritance meant her apartment, right at the edge of soho, required less than 700 a month in rent. Up from 500. Amazing location.

She predicted a trump presidency, in 2008 - She just said the guy was a confidence man, deep down, and that she respects him for having taken his game so highly. There were two trump quotes on top of her dresser.

Local shops sold her stuff at half price or less. Groceries, cigs, take-out. The neighborhood shopkeepers bowed to her a lot.

She smoked a lotta cigarettes sometimes and Bought them for pennies on the dollar from old ladies on the lucky star bus who make their livings going back and forth to virginia for the sake of cheating the tax stamps.

She's the only asian chick I ever knew with an almost-D size cup and a healthy case of dat ass. The first of the two gave her back problems.

She pulled a boxcutter on a gigantic hispanic dude when we were riding through spanish harlem on the 6 or 4 train. Dude was GIANT. GIANT. She didn't point it, just flicked the blade out an inch and looked up into his eyes. "Make it happen, you fat spic fuck" she said. Or something like that.

I thought she was low key racist a lot of times, but I realized she was a classist, not a racist. She had a deep hate of minorities who perpetuated stereotypes via their own misinformed or ignorant behavior, and was NOT afraid to vocalize,

Her father was an old school hong kong tailor and the second bedroom of her house was a complete garment fabrication shop.

She taught me how to analyze materials, cut and construction.

She told me multiple times that drop crotch pants make me look like "A closet fag and a phony bitch".

>>13333197
Nice blogpost, cunt.

>>13333201
It's too bad you have no interesting human stories to share. I mean that. I would welcome them.

>>13329815
ask her how she'd like you to dress

>>13333197
>"A closet fag and a phony bitch"
pretty spot on senpai

>>13333205
That was clearly a compliment, you philistine.

>>13333213
Then I apologize.

>>13333201
Sorry about misinterpreting. Apologies.

>>13333211
I agree. Even though I like drop crotch pants a lot. I know she was right and it comes briefly to mind EVERY TIME i put on some tricky ricky pants.

>>13333220
Christ you're retarded.

>>13333225
>"ZAP!" GOT 'IM! What a loser, he totally bought it!"

>>13333197

How did she dress? Did she want to control and dominate you...like tell you how to dress? What would she have liked you to wear?

Fragrances. What fragrances did she wear/liked smelling on you.

Music info would be interesting too. Was she into HK cantopop?

>>13333267
She liked ghetto as fuck rap music and Hong Kong pop music. Nothing great, but she knew Trina's verse about eating pussy by heart - the one in that Trick Daddy song? It was hilarious to me because she'd randomly turn on ghetto mode and spit out a quip about eating another girl's ass. She was a bit homophobic, tho. More than a bit.

She DID try to get controlling with me, and it's why I left her. She tried to dominate me more than once, but she was simply too petite and small and whatnot to be taken seriously. By me. At that time.

She had very non western views about sex, and altho she was HEAVY on monogamy she likened sex to scratching an itch, insisting that I was an idiot for tacking on unnecessary emotional nonsense. whatever.

She was immune to being impressed by wealth, power or possessions. Numerous occasions bore this out. large sums of cash were meh. Mansions? whatevs. Luxury whip? "Can't we just get a fucking cab?"

I wrote 50+ songs in her presence. She heard not a one, and I was not offended because she never lied about anything. She didn't care and she said just that, without a trace of guile. She respected what I was doing as craftsmanship of a sort, but was incapable of faking enthusiasm and would never participate in anything that might lead her to such a predicament.

As she understood it, a sexual relationship was a contract that implied her saving face for me in public and me submitting to certain whims of hers in private. In addition, she insisted that I was allowed (even encouraged) to - and I quote her verbatim from a crystal clear memory - "just take sex, if you want it."

I bought her chanel bleu one year, She stuck with it. I wear Le Labo, and nobody says otherwise.

She hated Rick Owens like a cat hates a vacuum cleaner. I copped my geos after I dumped her and sent her a pic because I'm an asshole and she used to rail on me for wanting a pair.

She had so much high fashion it was insane. She wouldn't wear any of it. Not a thing.

>>13333302
You really know to pick em

>>13333302
Oo you're so cool because you dated this girl anon, keep talking about it more because that's not pathetic

>>13333302
*steals her character for a movie im making*
thanks anon

>>13329818
fpbp

>>13333302
Where/how did you two meet?
Do you have a gf currently?

goth anon here. Dress however you want and just try to befriend goth girls. I haven't dated another goth since 2015; I'm not an elitist though so that could play into it.

>>13335141
Where do goth girls congregate?

>>13335154
Pretty music center subculture. Look for clubs that play punk era and a little bit after music or have that kind of scene. If you just want the look with none of the culture associated with it you could always just figure out where the art students in your area hang out.

>>13333320
No, I'm notoriously bad at it. I think I've dated a normal person once, but she was
...No, not her either.
Don't think I ever dated a normie.
Birds of a feather, I guess.

>>13334165
I was asked to elaborate multiple times. I always share my fail with y'alls.

>>13334192
Cheers, there's a lot that I left out, so find me through IG if you feel like fleshing things out more. There's neato details about the CTown underworld, like how you can go into local retailers down there and see who they're paying protection to or what they're really funding (gambling & prostitution are the big ones) by looking out for certain visual cues near the Buddhist(?) altars in the back. You know, where they burn incense and leave tangerines & whatnot?
There's also a supposedly rather expressive language of hand-signals and seemingly casual placement of objects - like, you're talking about the upcoming heist with your boys and being as vague as possible, you're in a local restaurant. You want to address one member of your crew in particular without being too direct or obvious. In this case, you'd want to turn the spout of the teapot to face the person you're addressing and then speak to nobody in particular.
The hand signal stuff derives meaning from a system of numbers that are used to denote certain crimes. Kinda like stacking and whatnot with crips and bloods, but it's more functional. It's actually about being low key and not looking gangsta.
The gestures involving Heroin sales often revolve around the number 4, which pretty much symbolizes death, or really shitty luck.
A lot of this stuff got honed in the 90's when C-Town was fucking under siege from the the cops. Cops would be on the rooftops down there with cameras, snapping people's movements and waving around shotgun mics.
...Or so I was told when I'd noticed her habitually glancing upwards at building tops in her neighborhood. Things are a lot smoother there now but old habits die hard, I guess.

>>13330941
>try you a 30 something female asian career criminal. It's more exciting but no as superficially appealing
If this is what you have going on, there is no way you are pleasing her. She has a BBC gimp on speed-dial.

>>13335061
Around 34th street, when I was getting some synthesizer repaired at Rogue Music (one of the only reliable such stores in NYC).

As for now? No. Between the southerner who ruined my life and credit rating and this functionally retarded lebanese chick I was seeing a year later, I'm just turned off to relationships ATM. People are shitty these days. Fuck Tinder too, that shit is nasty AF to me.

I'm planning to remain alone for at least 8 more months, no matter what. Maybe I can avoid misfits and fuck ups for ONCE if I give myself time.

>>13335306
You just said way more about yourself than you did about me. Or at least, me 10+ years ago. Sorry about whatever went down.

>>13335320
Implying

>>13331672
what are you talking about?
he regularly has girls over at his moms house that play video games with him
I bet he gets mad pussy

>>13330185
this

why are Gothic guys so less fake than the faux gothic girls lads?