/fa/ - Fashion

>>13315992
i think this is an attractively cohesive but simple design, and it works extremely well on her body type. kinda reminds me of a contemporary pin up

>>13315992
What is it about Brits that makes them so distinctive?

>>13315992
Whats wrong with it ?
Youre either a jealous cunt or an incel

>>13315992
Haha look at her armpit fat

>>13315992
it's called SLAGspo

Girls really need attention and the easiest way to get attention is to reveal as much of yourself as possible. Pretty simple.

Women perceive an increase in attention from men as increasing their attractiveness and worth.
They don't understand that a man will go for an easy lay because female psychology is wired to desire the most attractive man.

>>13315992
the female equivalent of
>how do I dress to attract girls

>>13315992
the same reason that guys dress like this.
they want to go clubbing and have sex without saying "let's have sex".

>>13316021
When I see a slutty girl, I start imagining her having sex with other people and not me. The only think I fantasize about with girls like that is them looking down on me and making me worship their feet.

I fantasize a lot about having a slutty but kind roommate.

>"Hey anon, I'm going to the club, can I get a lift? It's not like you're doing anything anyway"
>"Hey! Don't look at my cleavage, I didn't wear this for you. You can look at my feet I guess.
>You want to masturbate to them? Gross... but I don't mind, it won't take long with your premature ejaculation anyway!"
>"It's cute how you still can't look me in the eyes without getting nervous even though we've been living together for so long"
>"Haha! Done already!? Alright, clean yourself up and drop me off at the club!"
>...
>"Thanks for the lift anon, don't wait up for me, I probably won't be back tonight!"

I'm not a cuckold though, I don't want a girlfriend or wife like this but a roommate or female friend who does this would be nice... I just really like the denial aspect of it especially with how easily they give up sex to other guys but not me.

it'd be nice to have a slutty room mate that sent me "pity" pics while she went out to hook up with some guy she just met at the club. I just want to be beta and masturbate to the thoughts. She'll always be nice to me and give me headpats before going off and calling me things like "nice" and "sweet" or drunkenly rumbling stuff like "You're really sweet anon, other guess would take advantage of me when I'm in a state like this but beta guys like you are the best, I'm glad I can trust you."

I just want to be looked down on by sluts, spat on them, have them step on my balls with their heels, etc. I don't want to have sex with sluts but I think it's hot seeing them dress sexily for other men and getting banged, I just have to imagine it, not watch.

>>13316070
lmao what kind of clubs you go to that guys dress like that?

>>13316090
honestly it was kinda hard to find a picture of what a clubber guy dresses like, i don't go to clubs.

>>13316093
jesus christ these are the people who call others ugly ? this dude is such a NEET he doesnt even know what a dude wears to a club , you dont even need to be a clubber to know that shit you just need to be socialized

>>13316093
most guys just wear tshirt/jeans or button down/trousers
>>13316099
i mean he was wrong but its not a big deal bro lol

>>13316099
You don't need to go to clubs to get a bj when you're a gay autist, you just go on craigslist. Or did.

>>13316099
i don't hang out with people who go to nightclubs, and people only go to nightclubs at night, when i'm not out doing things.

>>13316089
Hang yourself from the nearest street light

>>13316089
Chug bleach you insufferable faggot

>>13316089
I unironically had this type of roommate and did everything you described except the masturbating thing.

>>13316101
no one said it was a big deal? I was just pointing something out..sensitive ass people desu

>>13316113
See
>>13316107
>>13316112

>>13316116
your comment >>13316099 seems a bit much is all im saying

>>13316120
doesn't change that its the truth

>>13316128
i agree that he has to be pretty disconnected to not know what clubbers dress like but the first part of your comment threw me off

>>13316070
>they want to go clubbing and have sex without saying "let's have sex".

But what if I dont dress like this and I have sex without saying "let's have sex"?

>>13315992
I delivered a pizza to a university dorm recently and saw a horde of girls all dressed exactly like this. The completelack of any sort of variation was astounding

>>13316178
Horde mentality. Denim jackets are the new Han Solo too.

>>13316113
Im jealous.
Did it turn you on knowing that you were a harmless beta?

>>13316006
That's a nice way to look at it

>>13316089

>>13316019
I'm English and I can tell this girl is too just looking at her

>>13316323

>>13316089
Why is this allowed?

why are english women are so ugly

>>13316323
This chick isn’t even hot she’s got 6 pounds of makeup on and her legs are chubby with no definition.

>>13316392
Its the make up retard. Most English tarts are awful at it even if they are pretty they ruin it

>>13316089
I understand wphyscologically why people have this fetish. What I don’t understand, is why you post about it semi frequently on this board......>>13316090
Lol Vito bout to go get him some johnny cakes

>>13316105
RIP personals
Legalize craigslist man

>>13316089
this is a pasta, right?

>>13315992
High heels accentuate the calf, the design on her skirt makes her thighs look longer. Overall a great fit that makes her legs look long af. Why are you complaining op?

>>13316070
I have never seen anyone wear this to a club lmao

>>13316392
English.

Irish name


University of cork


Are you retarded

>>13316089
Fucking ew dude

>>13316099
Lmao exactly why this board is funny af

>>13316392
>English
>Donegal/Cork

>>13316392
>irish name
>irish university mentioned
>irish county mentioned
>"why are ENGLISH women are so ugly"

>>13316439
Yes I saw it once before with the same picture

>>13316089
>I'm not a cuckold though
okay anon

>>13316468
>>13316466
>>13316452
whats with all the potato pickers on this thread

>>13316089
Sauce

https://www.instagram.com/evelawton_/

>>13316573
absolutely based

>>13316392
>cork
>england
I bet this 56% goes around telling people he's irish as well

>>13316491
>whats with all the potato pickers on this thread

>>13316019
Poorly applied fake tan

>>13316365
Down with this sort of thing

>>13316573
She has perfected the club slut aesthetic. Impressive. Very nice.

>>13316653
>>13316468
>>13316466
>>13316452
LMAO same exact shit. i live in england these thots look the exact same in this shit country too. didn't even realise these shit countries wer'e different. Lol!

>>13316392
if that's ireland england must be leagues worse

>>13316400
and she's still too good for me.
women are too powerful

>>13316026
haha yeah i totally don't want to sniff it haha

>>13316392
*Out-breeding - I maintain that British people never had an in-breeding problem. What they did have was invading European groups coming to the island. They did not actually mix as much as was believed but I suspect the ugliest Brits are the mongrels.

*Lack of vitamin D - it is crucial for proper growth but Britain is not a sunny place and people spend a lot of time inside.

*Soft food - Brits in particular eat a lot of soft food. The muscles of the face don't get worked so the bones don't get stressed so they get lumpy, unaesthetic bone structure.

*Destruction of folk ways - Traditional British food isn't as bad as you might think but many of their women just don't have the skills to cook nutritious food. Jeremy Kyle has an endless stream of subhuman applicants that grew up on empty carbs.

>>13316021
>whats wrong with it?
This is why we need Islam.
There are some stonings in order starting with OP pic.

>>13316128
your comment wasn't a statement of fact, it was mockery
why are you so emotionally invested? dumb fag

>>13316089
Off your fucking head, you’re a disgrace to mankind you fucking faggot.

>>13316006

Your pic is 100 x better than the bih in OPs post

>>13318025
> talks shit
> can't greentext
imagine my shock

>>13316089

Reported to fbi

>>13316089
I read it as 'im a cuckold though' and everything made sense lol

Why are French women so much better ?

>>13319009
french cope

>>13316089
boner stop

>>13319009
no mate, got fucking dyed red hair and a guitar. I'd stay the fuck away yeah.
>Not wanting a redpilled gf

>>13319061
This
>not wanting a chick who doesn’t whore around on social media in her underwear for validation and likes

>>13316089
>I'm not a cuckold though

>>13316392
l oh fukkin l....literally 2 millisecond glance at those photos and thought....fuk! inbred british genetics of peace.
wut the fuk is the deal there. it's the case almost every single time.

inbreeding, not even once. it's like a whole country was formed by taking all the folks from a Walmart in Alabama and dumping them across the pond on this random island and letting them breed for decades -- and that's how the UK population was created.

>>13319061
this guy gets it. women who actually have interests are terrible. unironically get yourself a kind, dumb, basic bitch. they don't take themselves seriously and are easier to deal with 99.99% of the time

>>13316019
rounded foreheads, heavy dark brows, and clumpy mascara.

>>13316187
like 80% of women these days wear that or the same thing with olive bomber jacket

>>13319513
where do you live? army green bombers are firmly "out"

>>13316089

copypasta fag not funny damn summer came quick lol

>>13319808
>>13319127
>>13319000
>>13316488
You're only a cuckold if you're in a romantic or emotional relationship with them.

>>13319009
sauce

>>13316019

Trashyness

Most of the british girls who have british parents that I've met are trashy

>>13319138
They're Irish; there's a reason we didn't think of them as whites for a long time

>>13319945
As a patriotic Englishman I wish I could disagree. But yeah they're mostly right slags, at least the ones you see out.

>>13316089
based feetfag cuck

>>13320236
Lol brits are as ugly if not more

>>13320493
Only the commoner insta slag.

i would like to say i am an attractive english girl, however one of my parents is 3/4 south african and 1/4 irish.

>>13320550
LONDON
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D
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>>13319945
That's because you're hanging out with chavs.

There are women like this everywhere and also equal amount of women that are not thrash/slut.

Go outside.

>>13316089
>I'M NOT A KEKOLD THOUGH
lets make this a pasta my dudes

>>13319035
>>13319009
le copé

>>13316089
imagine having to reassure yourself you're not a cuckold, okay mate

>>13321367
>>13320617
It's just consensual voyeurism.
Cuckolding is only when you're in a romantic relationship with the other party.

>>13316089
god tier bait

people will simultaneously say you can't be angry at women for being sluts and denying you which is a massive invalidation, yet at the same time you can't like women for being sluts and denying you either

no sublimation, no cheating the eugenics protocol. when you're supposed to suffer you bet be suffering

>>13316339
Remember funwaa, forget gumwaa

>>13316323
>>13316365
>>13316400

Ayy lamo, just when i thought "semen demon", a picture of clergyman appears.

>>13320550

>3/4 SAf , 1/4 Ir

Does not deter me.

>>13320553

Gimme sie bitte the one on the right.

>>13316573

Its either of these:

a) she wants to fuck thus dresses as slutty as possible

b) she wants a sugar daddy thus dresses as slutty as possible

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c) its both.

One thing: she has rich parents. And another thing: she is hawt. I like the way she dresses.

>>13320550
I would like to say i am an attractive english man, however one of my parents is 9/31 Kyrgyzstani and 13/945 Gabonese

>>13316089
Nice pasta

>>13316187
I stopped wearing them because every girl and fag wore them

>>13316392
I see this are irish,

But I believe that the islands have an inbreeding problem thats going on for a millenia

>>13316089
nice pasta

>>13315992
They want to be penetrated by not you.

>>13322935

Thats why they have immigrants there.

>>13323149
Why does being denied feel so good?

>>13323236
I just want to be one of their boy toys

>>13323236

Well, now i get this harem fetish.

Might consider converting.

Girls just dress like this for parties and clubs

Its to look "hot" thats it

and it works. Most men wouldn't mind banging her. it shows off her body really well

>>13316919
skirt so tight makes her shoulders look broad as fuck

>>13323236
1. No tits
2. Too fat
3. No hips
4. No ass
all in all 2/10 no thanks

>>13316046
>girls really need attention
and you're saying the guys on here posting their obnoxious loud or cringey outfits don't need attention?

>>13323992

Perfect solution made by nature/evolution/god/etc:

Guys give attention to girls, girls reciprocate by giving guys their attention. Thus courtship ensues and reproduction follows shortly afterwards.

>>13316187
This is like the day uniform for thots and sluts at my university for during the day when they can't dress like whores.

>>13316400
Man, I know. I see so many girls like this. Even with a ton of makeup on and in their sluttiest gettup, they're like a 6/10. Some are maybe 7s. They're often kinda fat or super skinny. Yet they all think they're the hottest chicks on campus then get mad when they get sodomized by Chads who leave in the morning then don't call them back.

>>13316919
Left is a good example of what I just described. Maybe a 6 on a good day, desperate for attention, but lost in a sea of dicks, vodka, and cheap wine, with no personality.

>>13316089
I am very stoned right now anon and let me just say thank you for writing what I would say is the funniest shit I have ever come across this website.

>>13324037
LMAO WEED xD

>>13316573
huh, i also stalk this girl.

>>13319288

Learned this the hard way. All "different/edgy/alternative" women are hiding some kind of major issues. they're afraid of sex, are disagreeable, daddy issues, etc. Basic chicks are predicatable, easy to please, don't think they're some kind of special snowflake (to the same extent).

Normal women highly value conformity and are easy to please.

>>13315992
A lack of dignity/self-respect.