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What's the male equivalent of qt artsy girls like this?

>> No.13167350

>>13167346
Oh my god not this shit again
Please don’t post /fa/ btfo copypasta AGAIN Jesus Christ give me a break I’m still recovering

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>>13167346

>> No.13167524

>>13167353
is that eliot rodger? if so I've never seen this pic of him and i feel I've seen every pic of him before this

>> No.13167526

>>13167346
Me.

>> No.13167527

>>13167524
It looks like his face pasted on someone else's body

>> No.13167542

>>13167353
he looks cute here

>> No.13168371

>>13167346
/s o f t b o y s/

>> No.13168463

>>13167346
Tattoo covered soyboys.

>> No.13168644

>>13167346
daily reminder that this type of chick doesn't want an artsy guy, she either wants a skinny 6'4 mid rise jeans wearing tattoo band guy, or a 45 year old man.

>> No.13168659

>>13167353
what's this haircut called?

>> No.13168709

>>13168659

the rodge

>> No.13168711

>>13168644
Fuck yeah we do! We already have a pussy, we don't need another one.

>> No.13168765

>>13168659
awful

>> No.13168789

>>13167346
Always superlike girls that look like this and never match with any of them

>> No.13168792

>>13168789
>superlike
>never match

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>>13167353
Looks like a relaxed butt cut to me.

>> No.13168806

>>13168789
That's what they're there for.

>> No.13169811

>>13167346
The male equivalent is a soy boy, but as the other guy said, these kind of chicks don't go for soy boys. I'm 30 and work in an office, have a pretty boring life, don't dress very interestingly, and I pick up young sluts like this all the time at the club. You just have to be forceful and confident, two things dumb guys their age don't have, and they will be all over your cock.

>> No.13169828

I honestly dont understand the appeal to these girls. They just poser 14 year olds who want to be cool. The reviews on them from here are also not good so why even bother?!?

>> No.13169856

>>13169828
Sex and weed dude.

>> No.13170710

I'm matching with a lot of art hoe girls on tinder so I guess whatever I look like

>> No.13170800

>>13170710
POST urself

>> No.13170806

>>13169811
>at the club.
people like this don't go clubbing

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>>13167346

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>>13167346
this basically.
when i went to a mac demarco show, everyone looked the same. no joke.

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>> No.13170932

whatever brockhampton fans look like

>> No.13170942

>>13170848
whoa i went to school with this guy

>> No.13170945

>>13168644
I get the feeling these girls are the kind that say they're not into muscles and prefer skinnier guys but actually prefer muscular dudes

>> No.13170963

>>13170848

Graupner?

>> No.13170972

>>13170840
c-cmon man i really like those kinds of sweaters

>> No.13170980

>>13168659
curtains

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me lul
source: over 300 confirmed, seperate art hoe orgasms

>> No.13171017

>>13170837
Was he in the Dead Kennedy's?

>> No.13171448

>>13168659
Just ask for the T H O T S L A Y E R

>> No.13171455

>>13171017
Seriously?

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>>13170800
They usually either message me in regards to my bio, dogs, tats so I guess those 3 things are one of the main appeals of attracting them

>>13170837
My ex (arthoe) had a drawn picture of him in her journal and would like it when I would style my hair like him so I guess this is also a valid answer

>> No.13171489

>>13168659
coupe Longueuil

>> No.13171492

>>13169811
define confident, be elaborate.

Forceful is straightforward but "confident" is too vague. I can be "trusting of myself to brush my teeth" but that doesn't make me sexy.

>> No.13171531

A faggot

>> No.13171555

>>13171485
You look like the type of guy art-hoes sleep with to experience what tumblr calls “fuccboi disappointment”

>> No.13171564

>>13171555
That's wild

>> No.13171567

>>13171485
I could make a profile like this but I would feel like too much of a bellend that it wouldn't even be worth it

>> No.13171570

>>13171567
It's not worth it I just do it because I have low self esteem and sometimes matching with nice looking girls makes me feel good

>> No.13171607

>>13171485
>generic skinnyfat 20something newyorker
>"""into art""" but cant name any artists outside moma
>boring tattoo that one in 4 other people that match the first two criteria
honestly senpai you look so boring, I could go to a house/indie/electronic show and find at least fivehundred of you

>> No.13171617

>>13171607
That's what art hoe girls apparently like, I never claimed to be anything cool or interesting.

>> No.13171713

>>13171485
You give me hope

>> No.13171715

>>13171485
if it's any consolation that bio and those tattoos make me want to remove myself from the world if you get matches with that.

>> No.13171718

>>13168789
>>13168806
>only start learning about how massively disproportionate my success on Tinder was until I’m already in a loving relationship
I matched with nearly every single girl I liked. And I was explicitly looking for a relationship so I fucked exactly zero of them because I’m not a slut
Feels good to know I turned down what everyone here can’t even approach

>> No.13171726

>my bio literally read “4’ 11”, 400 lb, can bench 40 lb” and I got leagues more attention than everyone here
You’re all trying so fucking hard, wow

>> No.13171729

>>13171718
they're mostly boring cunts to talk to though, you'd get more passion out of a fleshlight.

>> No.13171736

>>13171729
Yeah, I could barely hold a conversation with any of them. I had some good chats with some though. I’m still friends with one after we decided dating would be impossible since we were so similar. We literally couldn’t find a single political or philosophical point we disagreed on other than medically assisted suicide
Fucking or talking with these girls won’t make you happy, everyone. There will be a thrilling moment of “I finally did it” followed by the crushing realization that you are fucking the emotional equivalent of a hormonal corn husk doll

>> No.13171765

>>13171485
But you’re ugly tho, op said qt

>> No.13171794

>>13167350
>don't

Coach jackets. Light denim. Tucked teeshirts with jeans. Slim fit pants while being thin enough that they're still loose on you. Septum ring. Nostril ring. Black ink/silhouette tattoos, especially on forearms. Converse. Canvas skate shoes. Crew neck sweaters. Buzzcut. Undercut. Circular lense glasses. Keys hooked into belt loop with obscure lanyards attached. Driving japanese economy sportscars from the 80's, bonus points if restored/in good condition. Being an actual artist. Interest in music, films, animation, painting, reading. Laid back but happy and reserved personality. Poverty to middle class. Into an alternative sport usually (skateboarding, bmx, drifting, etc). Casual drug use (mdma, weed, opiates) without ever becoming an addict. Usually into photography. Good social track record despite not going out of his way to meet people (friends in different states, knows interesting and skilled people, etc). Travels or wants to travel to foreign countries. Usually has a decent amount of girls after him despite not being traditionally manly. Good facial aesthetics, average to below average muscular build, low bodyfat percentage. Usually a fan of weird niche hobbies/toys (kendama for example). White, mixed race or hispanic usually. Uncommon for asians and blacks. Well spoken, usually without an identifiable accent if american. Uses words like "rad, dude, homie" unironically. May not be strictly liberal but does not harbor hatred for other races, or simply doesn't care enough to. Possibly even politically unaligned. May have stupid facial hair but usually doesn't.

Summed up the profile of the male art-hoe for you.

>> No.13171801

>>13167346
I literally know this girl, she's Aussie

>> No.13171809

>>13169811
Ew

>> No.13171831

>>13170840
Whoa Indie fags listen to indie music and shop at goodwill. What an insightful meme

>> No.13171833

>>13171794
Christ there it is please stop posting this

>> No.13171838

>>13171017
bait

>> No.13171905

>>13171736
>decided dating would be impossible since we were so similar.
this is such a strange sentence.

>> No.13171913

>>13171905
There’s a good kind of similar to be when you’re in a relationship, and there’s a bad kind. Neither of us wanted a partner that we’d never disagree with, and we both became way too comfortable around each other too quickly, so we would have missed out on that prime slowly-getting-to-know-each-other phase that’s so important to building a good foundation

My current girlfriend of over two years is also very similar to me in some ways, but we still disagree quite often and it took us a while to fully get to know each other. We took it slow and it paid off in spades

>> No.13171947

>>13171913
Yeah I see your point, but isn't the whole point of a "soulmate" or "perfect" girl is to find someone that you can love, warts and all, because they are warts you can understand.

>> No.13171970

>>13167346
This chick looks like someone who isn't shaving her armpits/pussy and smells like mold and piss

>> No.13172040

>>13171970
>who isn't shaving her armpits/pussy
>like it's a bad thing
Pleb or 12 year old

>> No.13172043

>>13171970
her legs doesn't look that hairy tho

>> No.13172054

>>13172040
I don't mind hair on the pussy as long as it's trimmed, but she looks like she lets all the hair grow uncontrolled. And armpit hair not a bad thing? And you call ME a pleb? Jesus, neck yourself

>> No.13172099

>>13171970
u must b 18 or older to use this website

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>>13172099
wew lad, looks like someone's really into dirty hippies. eat your daily portion of soy, bugman.

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>>13172040
>armpit hair
>good

>> No.13172929

>>13170996
why drop the name nobu

>> No.13172936

>>13171017
Kek. You know he was.

>> No.13172953

>>13171970
>meme cats eye makeup
>sculpted eyebrows
>bangs
>doesn't shave her armpits/pussy and smells

So you've never met females.

>> No.13172963

>>13167542
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN HE WAS ALIVE??

>> No.13172972

>>13170945
All women are liars

>> No.13173491

>>13167353
>hapa

gay. fuck him.

>> No.13173544

you niggers are retarded if you think that one specific look will attract art hoes.
does your specific style mean you only go for women of a few different types?
have only slept with two art hoe type-esque women, yet i dress like a complete fuckboy half the time and a poor cunt the other half
if theres anything i could say that might attract art hoes is the right personality
you've gotta be abit of a faggot (into less conventional shit), yet also sure of yourself, but then again as i said, its all gonna depend on the ho

>> No.13173558

>>13170828
yes please, i need that boy.

>> No.13173670

>>13171485
fair play anon. hate the game, not the player.

>> No.13173902

>>13167346
this is literally the worst kind of woman. I swipe left on 10 of em every day.

>> No.13173914

>>13167346
I'm pretty much using Aaron Maine as my male art ho inspo. I just want a strong woman gf to support this cs soyboy.

>> No.13173917

>>13170806
They just point a projector with some nature documentaries playing at a wall and make out with their friends. Way cheaper than clubbing.

>> No.13173920

>>13170840
those button skirts are welcome tho

>> No.13173924

>>13171485
I know a art school kid who takes hella portraits of his friends vaping in the dorms with the same red/blue light you have. classic

>> No.13173927

>>13171570
do you also swipe right on everyone

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>>13167527
nah, 2 years ago some anon posted rare pics of him
can post all of them if interested

>> No.13174010

>>13171831
t. indie faggot.
don't be upset, you're a well contemplated meme

>> No.13174034

>>13173965
Yes please Elliot dump nao.

>> No.13174058

>>13173927
As long as they are not fat, Black or Asian or any combination of that than yes

>> No.13174068

>>13171017
...

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>>13174179

>> No.13174199

>>13174058
i just unmatch after if they are. kinda awkward to match with the same fat black girl 5 times though.

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>>13174206

>> No.13174294

>>13171833
Why? Is it because it's literally you, you faggot.

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how hasn't anyone mentioned elias yet

>> No.13174316

>>13174211
Those pics are creepy af. Thanks anon

>> No.13174618

>>13171485
Are you jewish?

>> No.13174620

>>13167346
sissy hypno porn addicts

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>>13170834
I get told I look like michael sera all the time. I get absolutely no art hoes...

>> No.13174635

>>13174627
protip, being rich and famous LITERALLY makes you more attractive

>> No.13174676

I wear slim wool trousers, solid coloured wool jumpers, black leather derbies and a brown wool overcoat every day and I only attract arthoes.

>>13174301
This as well, I've heard from multiple people that I look like him (don't really see it besides hair but I'll take it)

>> No.13174689

>>13174316
desu they're not creepy. to me they feel sad. you can see more about his life and I can't avoid thinking about how this kid just went nuts and killed some people for the most trivial reason.

it really is hard to put yourself in the parents' place. what do they feel when they look at these pictures after all that happenned?

shit must fuck you up.

>> No.13174890

>>13171485
When do you want to die?
Soon?

>> No.13174899

>>13168659

Narcisus 88

>> No.13174944

>>13174689
I do wonder if his brain was just wired wrong or if something traumatic happened.

The way he spoke was fucking creepy and borderline autistic. Maybe there was no amount of good parenting to fix that.

>> No.13174948

>>13174944

He had npd and various dark triad psychological issues

His parents where wealthy but putting a kid on a pedestal or under it can have damaging effects + inherited traits

>> No.13174983

>>13174618
>>13174890
No

>> No.13174996

>>13172963
I'm male tho

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>>13167346

if any of these girls listen to kpop or watch anime. they will love the guy in the starterpack.


these girls want male models, chads or chad lite , but end up settling for numales

>> No.13175068

>>13173558
I wanked to him once and im not even gay

>> No.13175083

>>13170828
Everyday I thank the Lord I'm not Korean.

>> No.13175101

>>13170828

I really wish he had posted more

>> No.13175204

>>13172929
i was drunk and forgot to put it back on b4 posting on fa after /his/ :(

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>>13171485
Fucking butch lesbian looking ass

>> No.13175573

>>13171485
i would not swipe you what the fuck? cringe

>> No.13175635

>>13167346
basic bitches disgusting

>> No.13176342

have
>mental problems
>social anxiety
>xanax addiction
>depression and suicide thoughts
am i effay?

also >>13174676 grid pls

>> No.13176443

>>13174627
It's a subtle way to tell you are disgusting af, mate.

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>> No.13176721

>>13171017
He was in fugazi actually

>> No.13176730

It's not me because my clothes are all too dark.

>> No.13176836

>>13171555
got eem

>> No.13176842

>>13171794
ouch

but im overweight, have no tattoos or piercings and addicted to opiates so i guess this doesn't apply to me, right??

>> No.13176844

>>13174151
this one is brutal

>> No.13177168

>>13171485
You look like my photography teacher, he was caught taking pictures of female students a few weeks ago

>> No.13177180

>>13171607
So exactly the same as arthoes?

>> No.13177188

>>13171970
No joke there is a girl who looks almost exactly like that in one of my classes, and she told me the other day that she only showers once a week.

>> No.13177266

>>13171485
is your diet rich in soy?

>> No.13177308

>>13167346
A fag.

>> No.13177639

>>13171713
>>13177168
savage lads

>> No.13177643

>>13174294
Yes
Please don’t bring up this topic on /fa/ from now on

>> No.13178137

>>13171485
You live in New York right? Either upstate or BK Im Pretty sure I saw you on my tinder gold and ignored you bc you looked kinda chubby with a receding hairline.

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>>13177643
Every time one of these tards makes a thread like this it gets the pasta tax. Sorry it brings you down pal, but you can still change yourself.

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>>13170806
Maybe in the us

In EU, there are tons of "underground" clubs which are actually squats in abandoned factories covered in trash, full of people tripping on minimal techno or psytrance

and I love it :)

>> No.13178558

>>13178535
Russia isn't eu

>> No.13178565

>>13177188
how her pussy doesn't itch? lol

>> No.13178574

>>13178558
I think they just meant Europe, which the western part definitely is a part of

>> No.13178610

>>13178558
Russia is even more hardcore, sadly only in Moscow and saint peter

The rest is horrible normie shit

>> No.13178615

i attract these types. but i fail landing a long term relationship with them besides fucking them once or twice
fuck i wish i had charisma like normies or the rock.
i really wanna get married and have kids :(

>> No.13178649

>>13174184
Girl on the right is qt, Elliot a fuckin dum dum

>> No.13178693

>>13178615
you seem like a fag

>> No.13178697

>>13178615
These girls are sluts.... don't wife em

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>>13174151
holy fuck he MOGGED everyone
why didn't he just lift and pound prime stacy pussy?

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>>13170942

>> No.13178746

>>13171485
damn how many matches do you get? im a little higher than you attractiveness wise and i feel like im too ugly to get on tinder.
not hating, i'm just saying my self esteem is garbage and i only ever see CHAD profiles

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>>13177266
I live in an Hispanic household all we eat is meat, soy is some shit I came to know already in my 20s and the only people who I know who eat it are white people

>>13178137
No, I'm 125lbs and if anything I have enough hair to spare, its too much and too thick. I have to use so much conditioner to make it somewhat managable

>>13178746
pic related

>> No.13179746

>>13170837
>tfw morrissey forehead

>> No.13180089

>>13171794
Sounds like a pathetic Mac Demarco or death grips fan

>> No.13180098

>>13170840
you fucking idiot any show of a recently popularized artist you go to everyone will look the same

>> No.13180406

>>13178615
you're supposed to only fuck them once or twice and then never ever text or call again, you're doing it right bro

>> No.13181764

>>13171607
>you look so boring
says the teenage 4chan poster

>> No.13181806

>>13178448
I would change but I love myself too much :(

>> No.13181838

>>13178558
maybe actually go clubbing, you wont find girls like this in mainstream clubs though

>> No.13181844

>>13167346
Guys that need a bottle opener to drink their Soylent®

>> No.13181868

>>13171794
Two arms on either side of the body. Total of 10 fingers. Functioning lungs. Has good vision or has glasses. Frequently drinks water. Is able to read English. Has seen a film in his life and has heard what books are. Etc.

Dang coldreading is easy. How could he possibly have guessed I'm "POVERTY TO MIDDLE CLASS"???

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Lmao no mention of whack Demarco?

>> No.13182686

>>13182672
not really demarco core,
i mean it's fairly similar only that with added good grooming and hygene

>> No.13182700

>>13182672
did you even read the thread, you fucking moron?

>> No.13182722

>>13167353
he has such kissable lips

>> No.13183238

>>13167346
Lumberjack looking hipsters

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this is now a /virgin killer/ thread

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>>13183295

>> No.13183306

>>13174627
i got a big titty goth gf and she bitches at me not to shave because i look like cera when my mustache grows in.

i fuckin hate it

>> No.13183308

>>13178824
the only time i got this many matches was when i was near marqutte. NMU be dry af apparently, these hoes were thirsty for anything

>> No.13183309

>>13174301
I always wonder what kind of jeans he wears. the waist is high enough to let him tuck shirts in but the pants seem to be slim fit not straight leg
where the fuck can I buy men's mid/high waisted slim fit jeans?

>> No.13183315

>>13183309
keep in mind elias is a turbomanlet

>> No.13183322

>>13183306
yech...fat goths are the worst. they think having a "quirky" sense of style will make it seem like their weight is a stylistic choice and distract from their inability to put down the fork.

>> No.13183326

>>13183315
you can tell by how the rise of his jeans correlates to the rest of his body. the fly on your jeans generally isn't nearly the length of your forearm.

>> No.13183330

>>13183322
she likes to make her style based off around 2004

thankgod shes not a fat one tho. just enough chub to have big titties, not enough chub to be disgusting with rolls on rolls on rolls

>> No.13183331

>>13183330
>style based off around 2004
that's not goth, that's emo m8

>> No.13183333

>>13183315
really? how tall is he? I heard some people say they met him after a show and he was pretty tall. I know people lie on the internet but idk why someone would lie about stuff like that.

>> No.13183368

>>13183333
5'2" unfortunately : /

>> No.13183393

>>13183368
big if true

>> No.13183531

>>13183308
Yea the reason I have so many is probably cause where I live I'm like 5-10miles from Fordham , Pace, NYU etc etc

>> No.13183843

>>13178824
damn i don't miss tinder at all

>> No.13183862

>>13171913
t. someone who has never actually talked to a girl in real life

>> No.13183877

>>13183368
ah so everyone else in iceage is sub 5 foot got it
>>13183333
listen to real people, not the internet

>> No.13183995

>>13171913
good stuff, I'm in a similar relationship
>we both became way too comfortable around each other too quickly, so we would have missed out on that prime slowly-getting-to-know-each-other phase that’s so important to building a good foundation
true stuff
>>13183862
t. someone who has never actually talked to a girl in real life

>> No.13184023

This thread has been up for a full week. Are we done

>> No.13184311

>>13174944
It's just that he wanted to get laid but couldn't. He probably never had a good masculine figure in his life and never realized what to do to get laid. Physically he was good looking so he simply didn't realize what was wrong. It's a hopeless feeling. His faggy fucking parents were the prime reason for why things turned out the way they did.

>> No.13184371

>>13170945
Also known as all women ever

>> No.13184387

>>13174167
The edge begins

>> No.13184419

>>13168644
I don't want either of those I want a dom milfy 35 year old sugarmommy

>> No.13184422

>>13169811
>art sluts
>clubbing
Nice try dad

>> No.13184427

>>13184422
this

go see any local band (the worse they are the better) at the most hipster bar you can find and you'll be swimming in them tho

>> No.13184430

>>13167346
>male

>> No.13184438

>>13171492
I was using confident and forceful as basically interchangeable terms. Essentially, it means making it clear what you want. For example, if you find a girl you like, don't ask her if she wants to hang out. Tell her that you are taking her on a date, that you know this great restaurant, and ask if she's free on Friday night. If she says no, then cut your losses and move on. Don't be a beta cuck and drag it out. Most girls will actually say yes to a date if you make it clear like this.

To women that I am romantically interested in, I just make that as clear to them. If they aren't into it, then fine, but I'm not here to be "just friends." I already have plenty of friends.

Being confident really is about being able to successfully guide someone who is less confident in themselves than you are. Some people just don't know what they want and you have to show them. Women especially don't know what they want.

When you encounter someone who seems unsure, you just have to be like shit or get off the pot. Stop wasting my time and stop wasting your own time. People actually respond well to this, once you incorporate it into your life, it's a game changer.

>> No.13184450

>>13181838
I don't know what is meant by "mainstream" clubs. I live in the US, so we don't quite have the same clubbing culture Europe has. Here basically a club is just a bar with music and a dance floor. I live in Chicago so we have a mix of different places to go. I have my favorites and normally hit up a few in the neighborhood to see what's on the menu. Of course art hoes go to those kinds of places. Or you can just find some dumb college girl looking for an older guy, that's normally what I do. Just lead them and they will follow.

>> No.13184459

>>13183308
We're they any cute? I go to the UP often and use tinder, but the girls are always butt ugly. Then again, I'm not near Marquette whatsoever. Kinda wished I went to school there.

>> No.13184626

>>13171794
if you use "rad, dude, homie" ironically youre probably an insufferable contrarian faggot who nobody likes and who cannot get laid or have fun at parties

>> No.13184660

>>13184311
It's not just about having a masculine figure in life or being good looking. He was a spoiled entitled brat and couldn't see it because of his narcissism. This is not attractive in the slightest.

t. no masculine figure in life and weirdly wired brain who made it

>> No.13185207

>>13171970
why was ur first reaction to a pic of some random cute girl to think and then comment about how much hair you think she has on her vagina ur literally projecting u weirdo lol

>> No.13185252

>>13167346
annoying clingy fags with no chin

>> No.13185268

>>13184459
a few yeah. i love the UP, going in a few weeks again. In marqutte its the college girls from all over the UP and theyre extremely cute, fuck i almost busted a nut when i saw the cashier at a walmart there. little /fa/ thing with tasteful nose and ear piercings and a tiny tat. only girl i saw up there with that style. really nice too, talked for a few minutes and left.

>> No.13185410

>>13171485
Artsy girl here, qt as fuck

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>>13167346
>tfw i will never look like this

>> No.13185957

adam lanza

>> No.13185968

>>13171485

you seem nice from talking on here but my god your profile makes me weep

when will this fag irony shit die

>> No.13186181

>>13185268
Nice. I go to Manistique all the time because of family. The girls there are all buttfuck ugly. The cute and smart ones leave and never come back

>> No.13186266

>>13167346
getting a non binary afab

>> No.13186442

>>13185458
is that a literal 12 year old? not even shitposting

>> No.13186508

omg anon u smol bean

>> No.13186765

>>13168659
Just ask for the reverse peeled foreskin

>> No.13186808

>>13170837
morrissey is explicitly not a soyboy
his diet may consist of 99% soy but that doesn't mean anything

>> No.13186976

>>13174158
FRAUD

Funny though, I remember posting these rares on /fit/(?) a couple of years ago. I was pulling them off sluthate and lookism.

>> No.13187017

>>13184660
>>13184311
>>13174948
>>13174944
Elliot had absolutely no dimorphism, very, very low to no sex appeal. And it wasn't him "just" getting laid, it was him receiving absolutely no existential validation in the (common) materialist conception of life. He didn't lack sex because he was crazy, he went crazy because he lacked sex which induced an actual existential crisis (no laughing matter)
>>13178649
That's his sister you sicko
>>13178737
Lack of lower third height kills him, notice how that CHANG next to him has exactly that. Tall face.

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>>13171794
why do guys act like this is a bad thing. You do realise this description of male is actually desirable.

Also, Archy Marshall.

>> No.13188667

>>13173924
Every "art" person I know has such picture.

Are they in a secret cult?

>> No.13188672

>>13171794
wow

spot on

>> No.13188699

>>13184438
This

Just remember that there are milions of girls out there, if you fail, just move on, its not a big deal

>> No.13188701

>>13184450
We have bars, and then we go to clubs

There are "night bars" that are most simmilar to american style clubs, but they dont offer the experience you get in a club

>> No.13188702

>>13188369
remember we are on /fa/ buddy

>> No.13188709

>>13188369
Because most people with a septum ring i know are really pretentious and arrogant. Therefore i associate other people with the same style with the same kind of behaviour.

Clothes make people

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Basically all art hoe girls I know and see on a daily basis are not fucking some skinny tall long haired sharp jawed slp models.

They fuck loud muscular guys with beards and tattoos

SO GO BUY STEROID SHOTS, A LEATHER JACKET AND A BIKE FAGGOT

>> No.13188730

>>13170842
First black person I've seen whose blackness makes them more /fa/ and not less.

>> No.13189213

>>13181868
I'm taking stats right now, I got this!
You are the 99%!!!!

>> No.13189234

>>13172054
You watch too much porn

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>>13167346
This

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declan mckenna ofc

>> No.13189656

>>13187017
>he went crazy because he lacked sex which induced an actual existential crisis (no laughing matter)

Boo hoo, what a tragedy. He was such a weakling.

>> No.13190183

>>13169811
These type of women dont go clubbing you dumb fat faggot

>> No.13190194

>>13187017
Boo. Fucking. Hoo.

>> No.13191245

>>13167346
they all reek of cigarettes, look ill, weak, fragile and childish
why would anyone be into that

>> No.13191257

>>13170942
me2 lmao xDDDDD

>> No.13191300

>>13167346

can you smelly niggers just let this thread fucking die?

>> No.13191332

>>13191245
Go to bed, gramps.