/fa/ - Fashion

Flannel, cuffed pants, high socks, vans, and a dad hat. Don't forget to put a pack of menthols in your shirt pocket.

i guess just see the guys they normally date and emulate them? or stalk some on instagram and see the types of men they follow

>>12982947
I don't know if how you dress really matters but all black seems to be working out pretty well for me

Are you a fucking retard? They do this whole thing because they're trying to get attention. You don't have to bow down to insecure literal thots to "attract" them.

Best way of attracting an arthoe, like any other woman, is universal. Be 6'4", handsome, and lean.

>>12982947
Basically just be chad, but dress in black or something.

>>12982952
demarcore?

>>12982947
>I'm addicted to 5/10 insecure attention seeking girls with insane pretension

>>12982969
>I don't know if how you dress really matters
It doesn't

op is a dumb virgin that thinks dressing like mac demarco will make girls overlook his height or lack of looks

back when i attracted arthoes i had shoulder length messy hair, ratty milsurp sweaters, ripped jeans, chucks and smoked rollies

extremely basic but it just works.

>>12982947

Download some pretentious music, dress in black, act like a dickhead, pretend to be something you're not to attract a girl based only on her (stale, unoriginal, aposematic) looks then get cucked when some actual handsome badboy comes along and your thot of a "girlfriend" leaves you

>>12983018
nice autobiogeraphyu fegt

>>12982947
What's her name?

>>12983011
Youre the embodiment of cancer

>>12982994
Basically. Fyfcore

>>12983011
Youre a faggot, but been looking into milsurp sweaters what's some good places to buy some?

>>12982947
Everything black and skinny. Remember smoke a lot of ciggies.

I can understand wanting to fuck em but wanting one as a gf? Terrible idea

>>12983077
Would beat up in public/10

>>12983050
don't hate the player, hate the game.

>>12983075
milsurp stores.

>>12983090
>Would beat to in public/10
I think this is what you were trying to say

>>12983100
>don't hate the player, hate the game
You have none nigger. Im 6'4" ripped and good looking, I could wear cargo shorts and still win by default.

His hair as well.

>>12983102
No, it wasn't.

>>12982947
>tfw no art hoe gf

>>12983141
Yes it was. I read you like an open book, anon ;¬)

>>12983144
I said you were a massive faggot that would probably get beat up if he ever stepped foot in any place that wasn't dominated by metrosexuals

Is antique european milsurp goth a thing

They seem to really like milspo, at least in my experience

>>12983105
>hurr i'm ripped you fucking nigger

enjoy not getting delicate teen goth pussy

>>12983160
There's a difference between rich piana and just being "toned".

>>12983165
>not being gaunt and pale with a pocketful of baudelaire and hashish

not going to make it lad

>>12983058
>>12983060
>>12983072
>>12983083
>>12983113
>>12983136
Dress like this if you want to attract pic related

>>12983215
Serious question: do you have down syndrome?

>>12982947
watch a couple newish skate videos and dress like the skaters you see

>>12983146
/fa/ is full of metrosexuals you fucking projecting gender queer

>>12982947
who the fuck is this, she got a blacked out?

>>12982947
who TF is pic related?

>>12983215
gib bloodsucker gf

>>12982973
6'4" is a little much don't you think? Most girls want about 6'1" or 6'2" even if they think they want more.

>>12983146
>>12983090
I swear people who talk like this online have never left their family's hick town.

>>12983375
No, people that played sports talk like this. Everywhere. It's pretty universal.

>>12983328
Not at all. above 6'4" is pushing it, but otherwise it's the perfect height. Unlike what manlets claim, if you have a longer torso and decent sized legs, it doesn't look akward at all.

>>12983292
>>12983257
>>12982947
Genuinely don't get the appeal of this girl. She's average looking and fat, not thick.

>>12983428
As someone who does not live in the south and has known plenty of sporty people I’m gonna have to disagree with your assumption that sporty people talk that way everywhere. M

>>12983146
I wasn't op, but you are a one dim fucking specimen

>>12982947
Sauce on op image?

>>12983428
>No, people that played sports talk like this. Everywhere. It's pretty universal.
can we ban people that live in rural flyover shitholes pls? MODS

>>12983077
sexy as fuck

>>12982952
absolutely wrong
>>12982947
thin, pale, dark hair and eyes. long nice hair works best but short would do if you fit the other criteria. pretty basic clothes, dark tones. black boots
and actually get into some alternative music if you aren't already. or at least art ffs, any medium

>>12983215
I laffed

shes a thot.. you literally just have to be attractive and manipulate her for 5 minutes.

nick cave and lou reid

>>12984003
>absolutely wrong
It's pretty correct, actually. The only thing missing is that you can only attract art hoes if you're a musician, tattoo artist, or show your artwork in a local gallery, preferably a little of all three.

>>12982947
Who's the girl in OP? What's her name??

>>12983328
t. 6'1'' manlet

>>12983018
nice blog bro

do girls like this actually like cigarettes or is this just a meme?
the only thing stopping me from smoking is that i thought girls would think it’s gross

>>12984231
not poor health and addiction?

cigars >

>>12984231
Girls who smoke obviously like cigarettes, retard. Fuck, even the girls who "smoke socially" aren't going to be grossed out if you smoke; they'll be bumming smokes off you.

>>12982947

I

L O V E
O
V
E

art-hoes very much! They are very pretty! I would take them on a nice date to a nice museum! Or if not an underground concert!!! Love

Just be a skinny whiteboi with greasy hair and a pack of camels. Listen to deafheaven, joy division, and kendrick lamar. Shower twice a week. Never wear condoms

>>12983077
anyone id the boots?

>>12983089
lol this. Dated one a few years ago. Have fun staying up all night, every night, because she's depressed AGAIN, and trying to calm her down and stop her from cutting/burning AGAIN, and then realizing it's all pointless because next time you see her she has fresh scars on her arms. But will she seek help? No, no, of course not, she doesn't need a doctor to help her, doctors don't know her body like she does. Rinse and repeat until you reach the point where you don't care if she cuts herself anymore because you haven't slept in weeks and are just too tired to give a shit.

Fuck me, it is so not worth it.

id on OP girl?

>>12984541
>one
you know people are still individuals even if they folliow to some shitty instagram aesthetic

>>12983113
Tachanka is the worst operator in the game, but has the best character model

>>12982988
so fuckboy core

>>12984541
This. I had to deal with her shit every day for two years and as soon as wasn't able to give everything i got, she decided to fuck my best friend.
Fun times.

>>12984541
>he dated someone like this

>>12984530
I'd rather not listen to garbage. Thanks

>>12982998
Why can't r9k bitter incels stay on their containment board

>>12984541
I hope you were in highschool or something. If a grown woman threatened to hurt herself for attention and refused to seek help I'd drop her instantly.

Imagine making this thread.

Imagine being a mod, seeing this thread and not deleting it.

What the fuck is wrong with the posters here?

>>12984862
That's not being bitter at all? Most dudes I see trying to emulate le art man are usually short and ugly. Its just a fact the better looking dude will get any girl, the art how included, with ease regardless of how they dress.

don't be black thats for sure
all these art thots are lowkey racist af

>>12984881
t. Jealous black boi

>>12982947
OP, I just entered in this stuff because of this, it might be one of the finest fetishes. I'll be making a tutorial based on this thread and posting it later.

>>12984881
its true. being white and thin with good style are essential for getting "art hoes" and goth girls

>>12983142

>>12984539
Pretty sure there RMs, nice boots

>>12984881
Its okay Tyrone. There's always shaqueesha for you out there.

>>12984881
>ayy succ muh dih bih
>no
>damn das raciss

everytime

>>12983038

Seconding this

>>12984541
i go to art school and my bestfriend is literally like this and its so fucking tiring

>>12985087
fenny xan time

>>12984541
I had to deal with something just like this, but it was because her fiance shot herself in the head because she was traumatized from being raped.

>>12985070
all im saying is don't be talking about how much u love migos and beyonce and blm shit on your twittter.
then get scared when dey see a black male in person.

>>12982947
Damn I want to bury my face in that ass

>>12982947
pretentious douchebag in a band

>>12982947
You should never let a woman, much less a hypothetical one, dictate how you dress. This is why you don't have a girlfriend.

>>12984003
You don't go out much do you faggot? It's 100% correct.

>>12984861
>deafheaven garbage
Fuck off

here's another pic of the girl. Can't figure out her name though.

>>12985400
nvm im a fucking idiot. Her name's Chelle Sherrill

>>12985404
God bless

>>12985396
Enjoy your p4k core pseudo metal

>>12984881
not true. am mexican and have fucked many art hoes. just go to a college town and it's pretty easy.

>>12984866
Yeah, I had just turned 18. Babby's first relationship lol. I lasted two or three months before it wore me down and I jumped ship.

>>12982947
If you’re dressing to attract girls, you’ll never be /fa/.

Try mfa faggot.

>>12985119
fair enough m8

>>12984541
I had this shit just a few months ago. Only dated her for a few weeks but on the second week she called me at 2am about how depressed she was etc and I had to calm her down. This happened over and over and she kept having pathetic falling outs with her friends over the dumbest shit.

Wild sex though but I really don't know if it was worth it.

>>12984541
Fuck are you me?

Dated this exact person cuz she was skinny qt with bangs. Then she takes out her rage on herself and blames me for not being there for her. I dump her ass, she manipulates me back into being with her only to fine out she's fucking her 30 something coworker (we were both 18).

Fuck you Shelby.

>>12985922
>Shelby
Goddamn dude I was with a girl who did the exact same shit. Was she blonde?

>>12985922
It was an art hoe, she had different hair every week.
612/763 area code tho

>>12985932
meant for
>>12985929

>>12985932
Not her then I guess. She did color her hair a bit but it was usually blonde with some odd color on her bangs sometimes. She had damn fine legs though. I miss that.

>>12985448
t h i c c
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art hoe with a fat ass? i think i just found the perfect girl

>>12985815
this

>>12984541
This

Met her on okcupid. We talked on the phone. I was like "so what are you kinda looking for?" She's like "idk." I asked if we could fuck if I gave her $50. She was like "yah." Tried to date her, thinking maybe she's a cool, just adventurous. Nope. Her dad threatened to kill her. She refuses to get a real job and deals weed and pills small time. Rival stoner bitches in her small town actively want to kick her ass. She cuts her arms. She was involuntarily committed for trying to OD. Phone calls are 50/50 as to whether she will be normal or in the midst of emotional crisis yet again. She stopped selling drugs and is a stripper now. Sugar baby by her own admission. Literal prostitute turning tricks, I'm pretty sure.

That thing women do where they're "reclusive" and "turbulent" but also have 100000 friends on Facebook or IG and have no discernible talent except basic bitch photos or drawing... that shit is ALWAYS a no-win scenario

>>12984541
Sounds like a pretty /fa/ lifestyle desu

>>12986388
>I asked if we could fuck if I gave her $50.
>She was like "yah."
>Tried to date her
You're a fucking idiot

>>12983089
>>12984541
>start dating a girl like this
>she's depressed and basically a mess
>be understanding and supportive
>motivate her to get better and seek help
>she is doing so much better a few months
>she says she couldn't have done it without me
>be in love
>mfw i move over 10000km away for studies abandoning the relationship

why do we feel

>>12984541
>fell in love with a girl
>I was her guy when she wasn't having bf problems
>we fucked
>she was my first
>I got attached
>she didn't
>she still wants to be friends and calls me about her problems
>told me just recently she started dancing in a strip club
>laugh it off but died a little inside
>Feel so sorry for her, still attached, have to see her with a new bf
Not worth getting emotional over emotionally fucked up people. They don't understand that you matter too and only use you for emotional release. When they aren't having a panic attack and need your help then it's like you don't exist to them.

>>12985113
>because her fiance shot herself in the head because she was traumatized from being raped.

jesus now this is a reason to feel stressed

>>12984541
>know this girl since we were kids over the internet, she's from my town
>finally meet
>fall in love, it's my 1st relationship
>she has anxiety, mental problems, shit relationship with her parents, depression
>basically batshit insane
>almost fucking killed herself 2 times
>dumps me like 3 times only to come back days later promising eternal love
>fucks with my head big time for over a year or so, almost got accustomed to her constant self-harm and unstability
>finally her ex comes back, she fucks him and leaves
pretty fun ride

>>12982988
Moar liek be a rock star or "alternative" (punk/ goth/metal) version of Chad.
-long or spiky dyed hair or 50s pomade "grease" hair
-sleeve tattoos
-earrings or piercings
-all black clothes
-leather jacket

for inspo look up rock musicians like Peter Steele, Danzig, David Bowie or Iggy Pop

>>12984541
>expecting anything less from people
everyone is so focused on this instilled fear of leaving a group so that they will do anything to have someone adopt them. Because although many don't think of it this way- they prey on sympathy. Take away that sympathy and they move on to the next victim. Easy.
If you're going to enter a relationship at least have someone who can be self sufficient so that they won't betray you.

>>12984541
My roomie is one of these girls. Have endured three of her suicide attempts, having personally talked her out of two of them and got the cops involved for the third.

Can't wait to move out. She's still my friend but I have no intention of waiting around for her to successfully kill herself.

>>12983105
nigga u sad

>>12985087
>I go to art school
Lmao, one large capuccino please

>>12986388
You literally tried to date a prostitute, you asked for it.

>>12984541
Did this in highschool twice both times left me for my friends didnt even get to fuck :(

>>12986388
>I asked if we could fuck if I gave her $50. She was like "yah."
>Literal prostitute turning tricks, I'm pretty sure.

>>12984003
>Actually getting into shit scenes to be "authentic" to art hoes

>>12985119
>unironically speaking like this

Bear with me bro... Dont just >>>/pol/ me...

The problem is these types of females have bought into the propaganda of there being no difference between blacks and whites, but have never actually met and known any blacks on an interpersonal level.

Then you come along "trynuh spit game at dis bih so I can cop a white chick" and their world view is questioned with the very first words that leave your mouth. Even if they speak like that they don't want YOU to...for them it's ironic, for you it's just stereotypical behavior their dad warned them about...

Why don't you try just being a black guy instead of a black stereotype. You might have more luck

>>12982995
He didn't choose to be arthoe-sexual, bigot!

>>12985780
He said black you retard. Can't you read?

>>12984210
>tfw 6'1.5"

>>12983077
>that complete lack of jaw

processed food was a mistake

>>12985780
Re-read what he wrote

>>12986651
>Move 100000000km
>Complain

>>12984750
Only if you're bad

That pier map (haven't played in awhile) lets you shoot a hole in the wall so your mounted gun can have full view of the hallway

You can also rush early common entry points and camp in a corner when they are instead expecting you immediately around the hostage

>>12982995

>>12983328
nah dude I'm just exactly on the millimeter 6'2 and I'd gladly be 6'3
not sure about 6'4 tho

>>12984541
>this
sucked up way too much of my time in high school

>>12984541
Can we finally get the 14 year olds i this forum t understand this? Im tired of the fucking "how to have an art hoe gf! threads


I married a bipolar bitch who was the definition of this, unstable, unloyal, and a fucking mess you have to "support" through rage and suicidal fits if you expect to have a "relationship" with her for more than some months.


Not worth it, and DONT try it for too long

>>12984876
t. sheltered incel

Dress like this lmao. Works everytime.

>>12985087
>I go to art school

I figured the only way someone wouldn't kill themselves from such an experience is by being a part of the cancer without realizing it.

>>12982952
This. Also try and get your name changed to Tommy

>>12984541
Art hoes are legitimately bi-polar. I know because I use to be good friends with one and dated another. Distancing myself was hard. Not because I was still attached to them but because they would not leave me the fuck alone. It's weird I actually met more mentally stable women in my art classes than actual art hoes. Most art hoes were met in like english and psychology courses. They're honestly very easy to manipulate while also being manipulative themselves. You just gotta find out what kind of mood their in. Shits fucked.

>>12990340
Ugh

>>12982962
murph

>>12989493
Implying that being a dark indian mexican is much different. Stop enabling beta men of color to blame muh racism when they can't get laid.

>>12982947
>>12983038
>>12983257
>>12983292
>>12983840
>>12984179
reverse image search isn't hard
http://www.listal.com/chelle-sherrill/pictures

>>12990340
turtleneck ID?

>>12985089
A delicacy

>>12983077

>skinny

didn't realize it was still 2011

>>12990340
pants?

>>12984541
Have been going to actual art schools and "artsy" schools my entire life, thus I basically had to learn about the fine line between "mentally stable artsy girls" and "art hoes" that are fine one minute on the verge of collapse the next. >>12986388 is right about how they almost always have so many friends, yet constantly complain about being alone and having no one to confide in, since they're pretty much just incapable of forming and keeping up with genuine relationships and assume everyone else is the same way.
It actually sounds like a really depressing way to go through life. It's not cute at all.

>tfw talk to about 7+ art girls a day both irl and twitter

You're the problem

it isn't in what you wear, it's all about how you hold yourself up in public. Are you unapologetic in the things you love? How do you talk about / present the things you like and love? I talk to these art girls about video game design and literature like they know fuck all about what Im saying. Yet they listen.

Also, you might wanna say "I want an* art hoe gf"

Start being slightly stern and unapologetic to them. It's easy.
t; someone who doesn't care about how they dress but still gets more gfs than you

>>12992719
>2011
>fashion clock in the flyover
lol

>>12993755
Also, liking art and having considerable knowledge about art is a good start. Dont like the art they like. Theyll think youre just tryna fuck (which I assume is your goal). Find art youre interested in and get studying. Soon enough youll find yourself with a dedicated Arts & Religion section on your bookshelf. I have a whole row.

>How do I dress to attract girls ;____;

What is the male version of a thot called?

>>12993762
A fuccboi.

>>12985929
i also dated a crazy blonde girl named shelby. might be onto something here lads

>>12984881
can confirm. my entire job is full of them. all about equality, inclusivity and black lives mattering until you talk to them face to face. then you find out it was really just parroting bullshit for the meme points.

>>12984881
>lowkey racist af
I mean, I'm a mixie and they're pretty much the only kind of girl I don't have trouble pulling.

Maybe you're just fuck-ugly dude.

>>12992719
actually it's the 21st century
get used to it

>>12990340
is the pimple necessary as well?

>>12990489
>It's weird I actually met more mentally stable women in my art classes than actual art hoes. Most art hoes were met in like english and psychology courses.
No it's not. They're useless wastes of breath, incapable and unwilling to produce, so they turn to the critical path, whilst having no talent in this area either yet able to fake competence more easily.

>>12993830
>i'm a mixie
nobody counts you mutt

>>12984821
???
That's not your best friend???

>>12986388
last line is so true

How do I get that ass on my face? Jesus Christ forgive me.

>>12990340
terrible fit

>>12982962
and murph looks reeeally good

>>12990340
soy vey

>>12991667
master, mentor, panificator

>>12995179
looks like Keylor Navas lol

>>12989530

underrated

>>12985089

wtf is fenny I keep hearing/seeing it

fentanyl?

>>12993755

>to attract an art hoe, become an art hoe

no ty

>>12982947
She isn't an art hoe for a start, looks like you're just trying to get a normie gf.

>>12993758
2011 in high schools and college campuses. 2001 everywhere else.

t. In flyover state. Used to get called fag for wearing skinny jeans in 04-05.

>>12995341
>Used to get called fag for wearing skinny jeans in 04-05.
They were right you know

>>12995143

underrated post

>>12990340
S O Y B O Y

>>12990340
lul

>>12995190
nah mate looks like Lampard

>>12995371
Knew that was coming, but no, I was just an unoriginal kid trying to copy what I thought Sid Vicious or Dee Dee Ramone would wear. The fags and women were still deep into the lowrise bootcut/flared epidemic.

>>12995371
one time a guy yelled "I think my girlfriend has those jeans" out of his car to me

>>12982947
Doesn't matter how you dress.

Just be attractive and smile at them. Bitches love that.

>>12982947

dress like a hobo and pick up a drug addiction

be generally unhealthy and they will swarm to you

or don't, I dressed in jeans and polos to work every day and I got an art hoe gf (where I met her)

>>12994148
The art hoes do. All 8 inches. Meanwhile you're stuck with Taquanda and her three children.

>>12982962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjgm8NswPPk

>>12996326
>mutt proud to be a walking dildo
lmao typical

>>12983160
>enjoy not getting delicate teen goth pussy

>>12989530
>>12995221
>I just learned about mew and am going to burn people over it
don't redpill yourself too hard or it will bleed into everyone you see and you'll become obsessed with looks, just a warning

>>12986651
Do I know you?

>>12984881
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>12993830
la creatura.......

Wtf is a art hoe??

>>12997171
The dream gf

Imagine the clothes of a homeless man and a hipster fucked and you took the resulting baby clothes and run them through the wash so many times that the colours fade.

Bam. Youre swimming in the self-important irritating art chick poosay

>>12994140
Aww did Sky break your heart?

>>12996688
>Trying to shame anon for getting his dick wet
Come on bro. You're better than that.

>>12983077
Would think you were either gay or a twat/ 10

>>12995227
yeah I assume in the context of xans dunno what else it could be.

>>12986704
strippers are cool as fuck dude. I'm friends with tons of them. why are you sad that you're friend is doing it?

>>12986704
Ask for a free lap dance

>>12982947
A C T U A L A D V I C E
C
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A
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V
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Young Leo hair
Slightly oversized tropical/artsy/weird patterned buttonup shirt
Cropped trousers (optional) or black jeans whatever
Doc Martens, Old Skools or a meme dad shoe
Moderately attractive face
Good posture
Don't be too much of a weirdo you fucko

fuked dis bih in the backstage of a theater production

>>12997616
Bitches love medium long hair. hj is officially dumped

>>12995341
>>12994116

wait a second are you guys actually trying to defend skinny jeans? lmfao

art hoes are only appealing to socially awkward young men under 25 who think they're "unique". disgusting.

>>12997729
Not really. I'm just saying that the same place that makes fun of you for something will be wearing it in years to come. Now everyone hear wears skinny jeans.

I have all different styles of jeans and trousers in my wardrobe. Skinny jeans aren't always wrong. People just don't know how or don't have the body to wear them. They def shouldn't be your only fit, unless you're just like full YSL every day.

>>12997616
or just be tall and handsome and wear a bit of black.

You sound like a faggot trying to cater to literal hoes.

>>12990340
Why yes Tyrone, please plow my gf while she checks out my sweet fit while getting rimmed.

>h-h-how do I get girls to like me :-;

Youre a bitch. Youre not going to get anywhere.

>>12997880
Unironically just bee yourself. Girls can smell through a pandering bitch. Sure you MAYBE might get their attention but youre entering the relationship as the sub, pandering your taste and style to please the girl. No good unless you want to get cheated on.

>>12997786
You're almost right but I don't think they're unique at all, they just look fucking debauched and that in itself is really sexy.

>>12997936
no I mean the faggots attracted to art hoes are usually the ones who listen to indie and SoundCloud rap think they're unique just like the art hoes and neither are unique or individual at all

>>12997953
Youre correct. But also projecting.

>>12997914
Yeah, I've been able to get art how's just being myself for the most part.

>>12983215
mmmmmm imagine those tendrils on my cok

how tf do I become an art hoe

>>12984541
>mfw girls like this still manage to get boyfriends
h8 being ugly

>>12998053
manage? these girls are top tier when you're in your early/mid 20's. Would never settle down with one. I just turned 27 though so the fun is almost over. Catch me dead before I am chasing attention hoes into my 30's.

>>12998045
I believe in you.

>>12998045
Just gotta be a hypersexual female that's into any sort of art. You could fake your interest but then you'll just be a plan thot.

Don't be a thot.

>>12982947
I really wanna eat this thots ass but I'll just put it down on the list of dreams never to be fulfilled

>>12984561
>imblying

>>12990340
kevin ur gay

~ nick

>>12995179
UNK

>>12997869
lmao that was just what i was wearing at the time

>>12997616
so all i need to do is be a living meme?

>>12986651
hey man just be glad you bettered her life in the end. it's always good to make a positive impact on other people.

>>12998364

> You could fake your interest but then you'll just be a plan thot.

art hoes fake their interest in actual and are literal thots

>>12996742

>>12998045
I'm assuming your father is not in the picture?

>>12984541
An art hoe pretty much fucked my life up for a while, bruh. You got out in time.

>>12990340
Ignore the haters you look good

better question, where do i go to attract art hoes

>>13000990
Indie music concerts, art schools, and edgy places in town.

>>13001000
trips of truth
no money for concerts, art schools. edgy places it is

be smart,trendy and have a nice body

>>13001014
And lots of money
and a nice car
and a cool job

>>13001019
And drugs
And unique skillsets
And personal style

>>13001048
and good looks
and height
and good body proportions

>>13001194
And a big dick

>>13001249
lol Yep

>>12988268
haha epic win well memed my friend :-)
>>12990360
its not that bad in singapore, people are usually scared off by mentally unstable gender queer niggas even in art school. its too bad i did a big fug up X-DDDDD

>>12983328
6'4" is the cap, you straddle the line where everyone will go "wow you're huge" without people thinking your an ogre. The only way to go taller and be attractive is to play basketball or like join the WWE, and even then that'll be tough

>>12982947
YSL/All Black+tats and good hair

>>12982947
Cant find source please post instagram

>>12991667
She seems to be an actress who quit the film indistry and is now engaged. She has a youtube channel but deleted all social media.

Also thanks for this.

>>12997171
>>12997317
This desu

>>12983375

>my parents trustfund pays for my third floor walk up in SF/NY/LA where I trendily consume the latest styles and products dictated to me through my screen, generally by the same kind of people who own the apt complex my parents overpay for. I live in what is essentially a gated community but insist on my worldliness over people who actually work and interact with the material world outside of consumerism
>those people are sheltered hicks

that buttplug riding up on you faggot?

>>13001257
artschool in singapore, have fun finding a job

>>13001257
where do i find these art hoes in singapore mate, help a brother out

>>12982947
dark, longish, messy hair
tight dark pants
lose shirts
beanies
look depressed
smell nice

>>13002123
You're still fucking sheltered as fuck you brainlit.

>>13002168
>calls others brainlets
>can't spell the word right

>>12982947
Her husband is ugly af her twin is better looking

>>13002089
What a waste

>>12982952
This, or emulate Cole Sprouts

Dress in BlackCraft Cult

>>12985119
ha ha you lose nigger

>>12986968
Don't fucking look up Iggy Pop for inspo for 'getting art hoes to like me'
Also don't get spiky dyed hair, who the fuck even does that shit?

>>13003042
cornball brand

>>12982947
You should dress like you work at an ice cream stand

>>13002168
Me and the boys gonna get so brainlit later.... gonna chug some pbrs and smash some bookhoes

I am an illustrator but I still have a boring job to pay the bills. I look decent but I don't really hang out and I'm getting more awkward each day.
Am I fooling myself by expecting to get the attention from these girls just by being an actual artist?

>>13003310
Yeah me and my art bro have the same problem. As a guy you still have to put in more effort just cause.

>>13003310
>>13003351
You're missing the point: The Art Hoe doesn't actually LIKE art, or even have any relation to it. All that's important is that she signals to other people THAT she likes art.

>>13003365
Yeah it's like... intellectual virtue signaling.

>>13003365
Wouldn't also mean that they would want a artist bf. What better way to show that you like art if you date someone that creates it.

>>13003351
Try to go out more. Art/music events are a good place to start. Also try to go with a friend who can actually have conversations with people.

>>12984821
this EXACTLY happened to me except not only was my gf suicidal, my best friend tried to commit suicide too AND i saved his life by calling an ambulance and telling them to pump the 3 bottles of sleeping pills and alcohol out of his stomach. they fucked a few weeks after that.

>>12993759
Care to recommend some books to start off with?

>>13003440
Lol you got cucked by a suicidal soy boy how weak r u ???

>>13003440
shouldve let him die. Anyone who "attempts" suicide just wants attention and is emotionally manipulative

>>12984541
Same bro
>Meet qt art hoe in high school a year younger than me
>date on and off for a year
>leave her after she kept ducking me and shit
>fast forward a bit after HS
>she's in a long distance relationship with some cuck from canada
>we start seeing each other behind his back
>catch feelings
>after messing around for a month or two she decides that she should start being faithful
>get pissed but moved on
>she hits me up months later after the soy boy left
>mfw
>we start dating again, she's still talking to the soy boy
>get pissed after she was with me but still being sneaky behind my back
>cheat on her with light skin girl and then tell her about it the next day over the phone then leave her
The phone call ending with her ugly sobbing was worth it lmao. I learned that art hoes aren't for love after that

okay so i attract art girls with my fashion. but since i've been on 4chan for 6 years so i can't talk to them without sperging out when i figure out they're posers.
also i don't do drugs or drinks.
seems like all the ones i met just wanna get smoked out and shit.
how do I seal the deal to fuck one without losing my morals?

>>13004483
If a woman cheats with you, she will cheat on you

i wear a burberry trench or overcoat, sweater and oxford, black jeans and chelseas or new balance with a cashmere scarf and i seem to mainly attract these types

do i remind them of their dads or something?

>>13004483
Based. All roastie thots deserve to be absolutely emotionally destroyed.

>>13004496
>art hoe
>dad

>>13004490
That's what the big take away from that ordeal was

>>13004487
You've been on 4chan for 6 years, what morals could you be talking about? But on a serious note, art hoes aren't long-term material and the chances of you finding one that's like you are low.

>>13004644
>what morals could you be talking about?
mostly the hardcore drugs and drinking. been sober for 2 years now. after almost oding off coke.

>But on a serious note, art hoes aren't long-term material and the chances of you finding one that's like you are low.
guess thats the sad truth and im the beta who believes in a lie. thx pal ^.^

>>13003365
So business as usual for normies?

>>13002168
>sheltered as fuck
See dudes like you getting beat up by blacks every once in a while
Literally everyone on my street has funs and the niggers have endless meme glocks. they constantly talk about robbing and beating up white boys like you. Just to let you know what niggers think of you.

okay

>>12985400
she looks just like my ex, but with a fatter ass. fug

>>>/pol/
>Implying that I'm white

Projecting much

this is probably my favorite /fa/ thread ever

first of all i love this thread. second of all i have dated a couple of art hoes. the keys are as follows, listen closely you soyfucks. 1. be actually deep and emotionally complex. 2. be comfortable with yourself, if you’re browsing this board you most likely have a discernible personality, other than your soyness. 3. don’t forget the actual principles of being a man. no nu male pc shit. being vainly pc doesn’t mean you have to forfeit your masculinity. 4. exude confidence and sex. unbutton some your buttons, take pride in your appearance. put yourself out there.

>>12984003
>>OP: how should I dress?
>thin, pale, dark hair and eyes

>>13005033
Facts.

This is how I've been getting art hoes left and right, but it's enjoying to deal with the fucking stress of a relationship.

>>13005033
Emanating that sex energy is too hard man, I can barely keep my back straight when I'm near strangers.
What's pc btw?

>>13005033
>1. be actually deep and emotionally complex.
Pass

>>13001302

>tfw 6'7". :(

>>13003310
All women all like Chad. They might like different styles of Chad, but they all like Chad. You are not Chad.

>>12982947
Holy fucking shit she thicc

>>12986388
>Met on okcupid

Okcupid is the place where mentally ill tumblrinas gather. I don't know what you were expecting.

>>13004952
>>13004828

>>13006011
This is 100% the truth. OkCupid is art hoe central

>>12982947
what is a art hoe?

>>13007213
art hoe was originally about black girls who enjoy artsy shit while still being "ghetto"
white girls have overtaken it and just made it about a bunch of tumblr girls who dress quirky,do drugs and probably have seen john berger's special once.

>>13005033
the indian pajeet sam hyde

>>13007213
A female who won't sleep with you
Regardless of how great your fit is

>>13007213

stop posting that picture, it's too fucking vulgar

>>12986651
same situation but reversed role
>first love with a beautiful qt art lover girl
>i fall in love with her but she leave me because she can't love
I I hate myself because I have depression and bipolar disorder and she can't live with it, and I'm a boring shit

>>13009272
Oh god, where'd you find a picture of that nutcase I almost married down in North Carolina?

>>13009272
>>13009272
>>13009272
Cute

literally just have enough money to buy them weed