/fa/ - Fashion

>tfw you will never meet a qt 3.14 emo shawty

>they didn't realize halloween was over a month ago

>>12969230
fucking idiot haha u tried 2 roast but this dont make sense cuz the pics were not taken recently fucking idiot haha

emo girls were better

>>12969230
based

>>12969223
>>12969222
>>12969220
>>12969217
want a clown gf like this? be 6'4" and attractive. being well dressed really is optional.

>>12969233
he's not saying that these pictures were taken recently, he's saying that these girls should only put on this kind of makeup/look on halloween because its gaudy and ridiculous

>>12969220
shed look cuter in a normal, non edgy look. why do some people do this gay shit?

Like this?

>>12969313
>tfw no fat goth gf

>>12969222
w2c?

>>12969313
my dick has never been so erect

>>12969349

>>12969312
maybe because shes having fun leave her alone

>>12969312
Some people wear clothes to expess themselves anon

>>12969217
I was blessed with a very sweet goth gf that I'm wifing someday.
>pic related

>>12969349
Damn so cute

this is just corny

>>12969313

Holy shit my dick is dustin diamonds right now!

>>12969313

Sauce!

>>12969313

>>12969217

Do goth girls have a special dick sucking technique?

Goth girls are top tier but I also like the opposite of them.
You know the girls who wear pink and white, cute clothes, skirts and long socks, and smile all the time.
What are they called "angle girls"?
Anyone post inspo?

>>12970236
>"angle girls"
oopies

>>12970236
mental instability, the desire to be a complete contrarian, be praised for it, hedonistic tendencies and vapid personalities are not top tier

Don't plan on your relationship exceeding half a year

old goths y/n

>>12970273
so the same as the girls posted in this thread? cool

>implying art hoes and goth hoes aren't for quick fucks exclusively

>>12969217
Only v pretty and /thin/ girls should dress like this but otherwise yes, you're right

>>12969233
b8

<= when art hoes pretend they're goth

>>12969233
That grammer is terrible. Stop while you’re ahead.

tfw no big titty goth mommy gf who feeds you from her big milkers

>>12970534
tfw only small titty indie gf that is your princess and can't even feed you

>>12969359
>shes having fun
That's not goth

>>12969217
How do I dress better as a husky goth guy? I look like Vandal Savage and i just want to dress in something that compliments my frame other than a black tee and pants.

>>12970673
think Kim Jong-un

>>12970511
>People shaping their identity around the clothes they wear cannot begin wearing different clothes to try to fit in with different people.
Like you aren't all posers

I'm a 6,3f skinny boy. How do I become andro-male goth

>>12970712
pic was supposed to be attached

>>12970712
- dye hair black
- work on getting the right kind of posture(look at pics of goth chads from the 90s)
- get some jackboots, black skinny corduroy pants, light grey shrivelled cotton/linen coat/cardigan obvious distressing, be very pale, wear black nail polish, wear some eyeliner

>>12970700
Everything is a posture, but some postures are better than others.

And the art hoe pseudogoth postuee is a shitty one that warrants the use of insecticides to the face

>>12970689
I'm way too goofy to dress like a dictator

>>12970700
The whole "art hoe, goth gf, witch lady" trend only happened in the beginning of this year. Girls who were the complete opposite of goth last year were magically dyeing everything black. Its a bit more than a coincidence if you ask me and many others.

I get where you're coming from that were getting our britches in a bunch because of this shit. But its fucked that those girls can just jump the gun like that and be accepted as a whole. Where as those who were goth the majority of their lives were bullied and pariahs.

Will 2018 be the year of the Goth Revival?

>>12970827
You mean Goth Resurrection? No. I think it was this year.

sure is 2015 ITT

How do I achieve goth hoe (male) mode? Not (male) as in tranny, (male) as in male.

>>12970969
Goth hoe (female) would be equivalent to sadboi.

>>12970997
Is there stuff for that that isn't retarded vaporwave meme shirts with sad faces on them nor bright pink onesies? Always thought this nu goth stuff like >>12969220

>>12971015
Looked comfy but still pretty nice.

>tfw you accidentally post because your brain is melting

>>12970088
Yeah
They roll their eyes to back of their heads and make guttural sounds while they suck you off

thoughts on these 80's goth girls?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLfec0nIJ-M

>>12970969
this was the same as my post:
>>12970712

this wasn't really what I was looking for:
>>12970717

>>12971042
I WANT TO GO BACK

>>12969313
MORE!!!!!!

>>12970537
HEY EVERYONE I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

>>12971148
HEY EVERYONE I DONT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

>>12971163
HEY EVERYONE IM AN UNORIGINAL CUNT

>>12969603
wew

>not a single real goth girl has been posted yet

>>12970278
mm the root and boot is a smart move, but i sincerely hope the 'gib me goth gf' is purely ironic.

or does girlfriend not mean long term partner anymore?

what type of guy do goth hoes like?

>>12971645
Things have happened since the 80's, anon. Had the best music though.

>>12971677
The same guys art hoes and sjw hoes like

Rich, handsome jerks who treat em like shit

>>12969313
Gothicc

>>12971677
Sk8r bois and mac demarco copycats

>>12969398
your gf is a qt, is she single?

>>12971681
Nice guys, we never get a fair shake... am I right, fellow 'channer?

can we have a thread like this but for us boys

>>12969313
thanks

>>12971937
I want this too

I wish bois could dress up as cute as grills but without the negative stigma

Trad goth > nu goth hoes

>>12969313
Where 2 cop

>>12969313
meinnnn gotth!

Daily reminder that a Thot in black isn't a goth hoe.

>>12971775
No. She's very friendly and fawns over me daily though.

>she also has child bearing hips and an was that won't quit.

>>12972279
Would fux.

I miss those trashy day-time talk shows.

>>12971775
She probably fucked that dog

>>12970915
Idunno. The hipster "indie girl" look that evolved into what this site calls "art hoe" is becoming closer to goth it seems

>>12971042
Wow. Honestly our artificial reproduction of goth today is much much better than the original goth

>>12970915
idek how you niggers assume this shit

>>12972663
Give it about another 30 years, friend

>>12972659
there was always an interlap. Especially since alice glass cameo n the scene.

>>12972628
im not gonna deny shes cute but how on gods earth is that goth hoe anon

>>12972628
Reminds me of professor ivy

>tfw no professor ivy MOMMY!! gf

>>12969233
best bait ive seen all day. good on you.

>>12970689
kek

>>12971645
I wish I was born earlier to enjoy the peak of goth scene, damn

>>12972940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bh-lvwryJng

>>12971677
Usually see em here in the US arm in arm with dudes that look like they sleep in their denim jackets or boys that get bowl hair cuts.

But they are as easily-approachable, if not more-so than your regular normie white girl.

>>12971677
My goth girlfriend told me to never wear anything goth. Idk, I met her on OW and had her attracted to me just through my behaviors before she even saw what I looked like.

>>12971677
>Goofy fucking cavemen.
They genuinely just like who they like. The majority of the ones that go after other goths seem to be more focused on style and not actual compatibility.
I know "be yourself" is the most normie advice but its the best for situation.

You can be an ugly fuck and get a qt if your personality is good.

>>12971677
from personally experience the only girls that are attracted to me are "art hoe" and "goth girls." I'm skinny, pale, have long dark brown hair, sort of tall, dress well and in almost always dark colors. listen to good music and literally be a free spirit / yourself. everyone find thats last trait sexy

reply to this post with good IG goth accounts, femme boys or cute girls only

>>12973235

>>12973151
>>12972340
>>12969398
Are you fucking serious mate?
Posting your fucking gf on 4chan amd blogging like this? You have spent wayy too much or wayy too little time here.

Thank you,
Take care
-TGV

>>12973122
>>Met her on OW
>>had her 'attracted to me' just through my behaviors before she even saw what I looked
>>just

>>12973456
>in goth girl thread
>has goth girlfriend
>answers anons question on getting a goth gf.
Its not like I'm shitting up every thread with posts about her. Sorry if it makes you upset though.
>pic related is soup and bread I baked last night. Hope that makes you happier anon.

>>12973151
>>12972340
>>12969398
fat girls cant into goth. hell, fat people cant into fashion in general. your posts are proper cringe regardless

>>12973456
fuck off wristlet

>>12973478
Say what you want, but I didn't find out that she modeled until pretty recently. Apparently, every guy she runs into puts her on a pedestal and kisses ass.

>>12973500
too much noodles but it looks decent.

>>12972279

fuck i loved jenny jones so much. the episode names were so funny.

>>12969225
Why live?

>>12969217

How do I turn a goth gf into a goth wife?

>>12973110
It's beyond me how 80's fashion got so weird and flashy. I dig it though. Instantly nostalgic.

>>12973151
Jake?

>>12971148
>>12971163
hes right though, you must be pretty young if bragging about a woman and on fa of all places gives you validation

>>12973151
goddamn you two are ugly

Please stop feeding her so many bagels

>>12973229
ugh fuck you underage poster

>>12971681
don't for get white, cis, het, tall... The usual.

Post goth fits for tranners

>>12969225
>>12973713
as if thats really that far fetched. i mean yeah emo has been kind of replaced with stock thot core. but like 30-40 percent of girls your age were previously emo, so just get them drunk and talk about mychemicalromance. She does some wardrobe digging just for the goof and there you go. Life aint so bad. Only problem is the wretched 'bangs' meme.

>>12973638
>Apparently, every guy she runs into puts her on a pedestal and kisses ass.
wow man sounds cool. that totally wont turn south.

>>12970749
This happens with every subculture. Normies appropriate whatever seems to start trending and run it into the ground in an effort to fit in while trying to convince themselves that they're "different". This is literally what triggered that whole hipster subculture, and ironically enough it met the same fate.

>>12970695
>party girl

no thanks

>>12970969
You could just kill yourself you fucking degenerate?

>>12971828
Kek

>>12972340
>mommy issues
Just because she loves Satan and wears black makeup, doesn’t make you less of a fucking cuck

>>12974023
im 22
>>12973638
she is fat as fuck and so are you. there's no way either of you model. never come back to /fa again

>>12974094
yeah man supplicating a girl is the best way to get her wet af for you

>>12974764
this is coming from the guy who cant bench his bodyweight

>>12974787
>this is coming from the guy who cant bench his bodyweight
you say this like it's a bad thing lol. you're on the wrong board fatso.
it's pathetic you need to post your land whale girlfriend here to have underaged kids validate your sad excuse for a relationship. you and your obese girlfriend should fuck off, greasy larpers

>>12973551
being is a wristlet is /fa/

>>12974888
cognitive dissonance in effect

lol I have never had my body fat above 12% because i will involuntarily throw up if I eat too much

>>12971683
redditor detected

>>12974888
>it's pathetic you need to post your land whale girlfriend here to have underaged kids validate your sad excuse for a relationship. you and your obese girlfriend should fuck off, greasy larpers
>>12974987

>tfw my dream g/f is a stylish sexy goth girl (not a cheesy mallgoth)
>tfw not 2006-7 any more and girls like just vanished or are too old and have kids
>the closest we have are disgusting (usually fat) weeb girls and cringey tumblrinas


I miss the mi-00s days of goth models like Masuimi Max, Apnea and goth alt-porn stars like Liz Vicious, Stoya and Avril Dawn

If only I could travel back in time. So much feels man

>>12975462
Pic unrelated right? That looks like a mall goth

>>12971677
>>12971681

Like all girls they only like handsome tall "Chad" types however they normally (and obviously) prefer more dark edgy "rock star" Chads.

Like Peter Steele. his band had a large female fan base mainly due to his looks and his smooth baritone voice.

Common sense my dear Anon

>>12975476

I don't see how she is.

>no loud kitschy band tees or cheesy edgelord tees
>no animu/weeb/geek accessories
>minimal tattoos and no piercings
>subtle 2-tone hair color
>classic simple black baseball jacket on black jeans

she was perfect. Don't talk shitto about mai retro porn-fu Mindy. I still miss her.

now pic-related here are Mall-goths. note the tacky plastic-like costume-y clothing.

>>12975485
Goth dudes are literally some of the worst trash. All massive abusive douches or ugly long haired dudes who wish they could pull off victorian goth with top hats. there's no inbetween.

>>12975516
Can you spot yung lean?

>>12975531
>implying

>>12975555
wow you posted the exact person theyre talking about, he looks like he carries roofies in his coffin belt buckle

Help me lads. I keep matching with art hoes on Tinder (even though I'm average as fuck and my bio is boring). What the fuck do I talk to them about?

>>12975570
art

>>12975572
What art though?

>>12975563
Quads don't lie man. Voltaire is rad as hell, stop being a pissbaby because peoples opinions are different than yours.

>>12975572
>theres only one form of art
>art hoes only talk about art
i get the feel you dont know shit about art hoes

>>12975570
music, art. i pretty much always start with talking about art or music and it always works

>>12975585
Where would I go ask them to go out to? I know seeing a live show or some music is ideal but I've got hearing damage and don't want to make it worse. What's something else?

I've also stopped drinking (though I think some art hoes are straight edge, so maybe this will help).

>>12975555

is that how Voltaire looks like nowadays?

>>12975531
>All massive abusive douches

which is probably why they laid so often. not trying to go with the "Nice guys finish last" schtick but let's be honest there's a reason why it's a common phrase.

Plus goth dudes are "mysterious" and "dark" which are cliche traits that young girls eat up

>>12975570
the films of Wong Kar Wai

>>12969316
why you gotta be such a fucking faggot, anon?

>>12975091
it was a decent pun, curb your austism

>>12975531
fuck you buddy!

>>12973538
this

goth fashion tragically attracts fatties mostly which sucks because goth is only suited for skinny pale people. It's basically heroin-chic but with all black and fetish gear

one more pic of Mindy for now and no more. love this little oufit she wore

>>12975655
>Zoinks, Scoob. Like we're gonna be late for the Evanescense concert.

>>12975516
>literally 2000s Hot Topic- the picture
I gagged

Posting one more pic of a sexy 00s-era goth porn-star (sauce: Apnea from Lithium Picnic) before I nap cause I'm going to a goth club tonight and I'm hoping on landing me a goth qt like pic-related

also, any outfit recommendations? I'm thinking of going subtle; a black MA-1,
red NIN tee, faded black jeans and black docs.

wish me luck

I decided the best way to get a goth hoe gf was to become a goth hoe
What are my odds?

>>12975555
>which is probably why they laid so often. not trying to go with the "
>that necklace

>>12975605
>which is probably why they laid so often
Of course, the majority of goth chicks are mentally fucking deranged, especially the toxic anorexic types. (>>12970996
this chick for example is a well known example.) thicc goth girls tend to be great personality wise but zero self esteem so they also love douche types.

>>12975655
are you trying to say you're goth? 0/10

>>12975687
AHAHAHAHAH

>>12969223
>literal steak knife from a kitchen
kek

When will the health goth trend sweep America?

>>12969313

>>12973500
>all-flour diet
eat some veggies dude

>>12969217

I am on a really important quest here guys
Can you tell me where to get the goth GF
Preferable 30+ goth GF that never got to live it out during her youth and instead will forever remain a goth GF from 30 onward instead of growing out of it like a loser

>>12969217
i've counted, i've blown 35 loads to this thread. please continue

>>12976646
That's a lot even for 3 days.

>>12971775
>The place to my right is still free, anon. Have a seat on the floor
What do?

>>12970088
mATte LIP glawss

>>12976636

Go to a big city in the US or Europe (mainly Germany) and find out your local alt/fetish/drag disco. I know it sounds like a joke but from what I noticed many of those clubs host goth nights and most of the clientele are 30+ and there are plenty of women (real women too not traps neither) who still rock the goth look a that age.

Legit full-on Goth clubs are rare these days and don't have too many regulars due to the 2006-7 Hot Topic myspace emo-goth/scene fad killing it off but they are still around.

>>12969313
I need a source on this, senpai. This is the most important thing on the internet right now.

>>12977654
I agree with this. It's been a while since I've lived in a big city or been in the bdsm scene but it definitely attracted the goth girls/girls who never grew out of goth.

>>12976636
Go to shows. This describes the crowd at the last 5 shows I've been to, all goth/industrial from the 80s and 90s.

>>12973500
>weak, nasty facial hair
>fat ugly "goth" girl
>take pictures of her at mall
>brag about her on 4chan
>"if you just act like yourself you can have qt"
>has clearly never had a qt
>all starch diet

If this isn't bait then seriously kys. You are not providing anything informative here just some mid level cringe, further proof that fatties will fuck anyone, and great insight on how not to do gothic aesthetic

>>12970534
>sh-shutup!

>>12970534
>>12970537
Terrible

>>12975733
F

"Quiet lad seeks big tiddy goth gf to discuss conspiracy theories and UFOs"

Is this okay for a tinder profile?

>>12979324
Ye

LOOKING FOR GOTH GIRLS IN NORTH BRISTOL, UK. H M L.

>>12980545
You're in Bristol. Just go on tinder and set it to fairly local.

>>12980688
walked straight into that one

Get a neck tattoo and you'll have chicks like this fawning over you. I'm short and look like shit but pull chicks like this all the time because of it.

>Mon visage lorsque je vois une pute basique qui fait semblant d'être goth pour attirer les queutards assoiffés qui ont jamais entendu parler de Bauhaus et qui trouvent que s'habiller en noir ça fait exotique.

Je recommande l'eau de javel en intraveineuse et 0,5 ml de débouche-évier dans les narines matin, midi et soir.

>>12970969
>>12970997
What the Fuck do the (()) even mean?

>>12975815
that's the same logic as wanting to date a female feminist so you basically become a faggy soyboy feminist. Just be yourself

>>12978437
>SEETHING