/fa/ - Fashion

probably single honestly. or something non exclusive.

I have a girl in another country to whom i've been promising to see for over a year now
Another one who cheated her bf with me, i left for work and never called her again, i feel bad because she let me do anal
And the latest one is actually my supervisor, but she's married and her husband is our corporate boss.

I'm in a bit of a pickle and it's not /fa/ at all

>>12953248
who is the girl in the OP

>>12953248
best friends

>>12953252
a bit of a pickle, eh?

every time i think we've reached absolute rock bottom in terms of topics unrelated to fashion that people want to discuss on this board, i am disappointed yet again

>>12953248
Having two girlfriends and being internally exclusive. "Open" is stank-tier shit for boosting landwhale self-esteem, juggling more than two girls is a pain in the ass that isn't worth it.

>>12953248
i've been in a steady relationship for three and a half years and we plan on getting married eventually. it's not effay but it's nice.

Having a recently deceased partner is pretty effay.

>>12953353
this.
you can get away with anything really

>>12953248
>it's complicated

>>12953252
I turned myself into an unstable relationship Morty! I'm in a pickle Riiiiiiick

Having your guy friend be secretly in gay love with you.

Being the cuck.

hatefucking a chubby mulatto doggy without taking your clothes off on the top floor of a public housing flat after a quick obligatory mug of instant coffee and a spliff of white widow once every three weeks while you contemplate your life looking out the window

currently dating this girl that I don’t fancy or love just for something to do

>>12953461
replace mulatto with thai and you're me

>>12953260
what's the most /fa/ position

>>12953476
disinterest cowgirl while smoking a cigarette

Codependent

wizard.

Single kissless virgin

>>12953485
This. Codependent with lots of drug use and mental illness, but you have to both be sexy and have good style

>>12953353
seconding this

my GF committed suicide over half a year ago and the news have been my instant symphathy trigger catchphrase ever since.

>>12953476

mating press with a woman you love

>>12953476
Power bottom

>>12953485
this
my ex-gf and i were both #1 for our hs tennis team. so we hanged out everyday and trained together

>>12953790
thats not what co-dependent means dumbass

>>12953248
Cucked.

>>12953248
marrying a single mother who cucks you with a black guy

>>12953353
This is the only /fa/ answer. Makes your past /fa/ and your feelings /fa/

Ruining something great by being an emotional faggot, then just fucking sluts and feeling sorry for yourself hoping she hits you up one day

>>12953252
You sound like me. Let me guess, you’re most in love with the chick in the other country?

>>12953353
God this is so true. Sometimes I wonder if I’m a psycho because I secretly want this to happen to me

>>12953483
Ashing it in the dimple of her back

>>12954114
Sounds like me

>>12954129
>get back in the car

>>12954114
delet

>>12954129
S-sometimes I dream getting married... Then having my wife die, leaving me with our daughter to raise...

>>12954124
Yes, the first one.
And i'm afraid it's too late now.

Kissless, hugless virgin in long term relationship with 2D girl

>>12954114

>>12954124
>>12953252
Long distance relationships don't work, stop wasting your time. I dated a girl on another continent for a year then when we broke up started dating someone locally and it's 1000% better actually being able to hang out and go to gigs and shit.

>>12954194
It’s alright anon. You’re in love with the escapist fantasy she offers. In all likelihood you both probably discovered each other at the same stages of your lives, stagnant and lonely. The exciting thought of leaving everything behind for someone is what you’re in love with. Not the person themselves. I tortured myself with a girl this way for much too long. I know how it feels. And after 18 months of her telling me she’d love me forever and would do anything she could to have me in her life in person, she met someone irl she connected with and into the trash I went. Can’t blame her, not even mad. I whored around like crazy. It was also the quickest I got over anyone. I do wish I could’ve fucked her though

>>12954209
Agreed

>>12954114
This. Being an indifferent cold asshole your entire life and then finding that one girl that turns you into a frustrated sentimental bitch then dumps you.

>>12954182
Widowed fathers are the peak of sympathy. Unless.. single father who’s only child died of cancer

really connecting with a girl, then realising you might be gay, then feeling bad because the girl has a great personality and is pretty

>>12954166
I caught that

Going full Werner Herzog
Live a few countries or states away from each other, and then when she falls deathly ill, trek for three weeks on-foot in late autumn/early winter all the way from Munich to Paris (or an equivalent distance) after convincing yourself that the journey will symbolically save her.

He wasn't even romantically involved with Lotte Eisner anyways, so your trek only be all the more effay.

falling in love with ur best friend, dating for almost 2 years, not realizing the other person was resenting things you did and said and then they leave you but go from kissing you and wanting to be with you to not wanting to talk to you or see you for an entire month
tfw anniversary is in 4 days and he doesn't want me to give him the present i worked on for hours
tfw won't spend christmas with his family
tfw won't kiss him at midnight on new years

>>12954420
u gay?

>>12953248
modest core white girl (loosely used term) from a city who lets you do whatever. 1 to 4 kids is a must around you late 20s early 30s. Nice house near everything in the city. Something very southern European looking with modern interiors. Or 80s retro. Lots of Memphis group furniture Quite cozy thing really.

Poly with no primaries. The "dating around."

>>12954480
no, female

>>12953250
>>12954514
trash. indoctrinated by modern society because being a slut is so liberating

>>12953566
this is the supreme being, so pure

>>12954514
Absolutely not. Being a disgusting slut isn't effay at all, male or female. Being incredibly desirable and sought after, yet remaining loyal to a healthy, happy, monogamous relationship that others can't help but feel jealous of and admiration towards is the supremely effay way to enjoy your life.

>>12954550
we can date

Straight monogamous married couple with at least 2 children

Not being in a relationship and pretending you don't want any relationship by forming a cool guy lone wolf persona but all you really want is a girl who understands you and is happy with you even when your weak.

Alright, here:
EFFAY RELATIONSHIP TRAITS
>loyalty
>monogamy
>hating and mocking others in private
>humor
>mutual intelligence
>respect
>drive to always help your partner out and make their day better
>co-operating on creative work
>proper amount of distance without becoming "distant"
>spontaneous, passionate, and communicative sex
>friendly and consensual wrestling/other forms of simulated fighting
>using strong voices to speak up on concerns and make it clear when a boundary has been crossed
>constructively pushing each other to reach a higher level of personal excellence

UN-EFFAY
>coldness between each other
>polygamy
>"open relationship"
>letting your partner walk all over you/always placing their needs above yours
>constant communication through text
>still avoiding politically incorrect conversation topics after a few months of dating, tops
>fear of disagreeing on non-personal topics in general
>"games" (see: intentionally making others wait for text responses, "i'm fine," anything that intentionally complicates the path to resolution)

>>12953248
Having kids with this girl would lead to incel jawless faggots. Fucking retard.

>>12953566
oh hey its me

>>12954563
>>12954571
Have fun never touching a person again as the world goes poly without you. I guess muslim extremism might work out for you.

>>12954756
t. slut

>>12954622
this

>>12954756
>>12953250
>>12954514
Have you guys ever read Brave New World?

>>12954786

It's...pneumatic :^)

>>12954182

>>12953353
My bf (gay) died when I was 19 and it was shittiest and most fa year of my life.

>>12954786
>reading propaganda

>>12953699
patrician answer

>>12954811
>not enjoying dystopian literature while not being brainwashed by the authors ideologies

>>12953248
emotionless fucking with your drug dealer/or vice versa I guess

>>12953248
best friends who fuck (str8 only)

tht's what I'm in.

We both want a real relationship

I met a beautiful girl from Russia while visiting Greece. Best one day of my life for real.

We met a month later in Portugal for 10 days. She ended up being really high maintenance which sucked sometimes. Sex was great. I'm 23, she lied about her age and turned out to be 31(!!). Her English was bad but it didn't matter.
I'll never have a more effay experience in my life.

>>12954864
What is stopping you from having a real relationship with her/him? I was close to having a relationship with this one girl I was in love with but ended up moving away without telling her I was moving away.

>>12954182
What the fuck

>>12954622
>using strong voices to speak up on concerns and make it clear when a boundary has been crossed

kek

>>12954576
if you don't have at least one healthy child, it doesn't matter how fashionable you are because you're letting your bloodline die - literally failing at the SINGLE task you exist to accomplish and thus proving yourself pathetic and worthless.

>>12954622
>hating and mocking others in private
yes

>>12954756
>being the retard who believes this will happen
This is maybe the most un-effay thing possible desu

>>12954622
I'm screencaping this.

>>12953271
congrats lad

incel (post-mortum)

>>12954114
....

>>12954580
hit home too hard

>>12953248
Why does it matter, anon? It's not like you have a choice.

>>12954580
dis me

>>12953248

Having something small going on.

ITT: people reflect their unhappiness to some retarded ass 'effay' lifestyle like it's a choice so they can feel 'cool' about being moody self-centered cunts

>>12954209
speak for yourself, I see my gf every six months and it's been working amazingly. She's loyal, her family loves me and I get to travel to nice places too bad for her though cuz I'm ugly as sin

>>12956770
Lmao waste your life then faggot.

>>12956770
She's cheating on you

>>12953353
Holy tuck you guys are actual sociopaths who care for nothing but appearances

>>12954801
this is such a stupid post

>>12956786

this is a fashion board not a feelings board

>>12953260
>proclaiming yourself to be too cool for a thread while posting in the thread

>>12953248
whos this mattress actress

>>12956770
>shes loyal
haha good one m8

>>12954114

this is me

>>12956778
>>12956781
>>12956808
shush jellybeans, we're 24/7 on skype call

>>12956815
I'm not going to lie anon, that is really sad.

>>12956815
You are making that up
Don't exaggerate the amount of hours you talk to your girlfriend anon
How often do you two actually talk?

>>12956815
>>12956815

>>12956833
>>12956833
16 hours during the week, 24 on weekends
we text and send pictures to each other when we're not on a call or sleeping.
Comfy tbqh

>>12956847
Yeah she's crazy if you 2 ever meet in real life she'll be super clingy
Dump some of her nudes on /fa/ then dump her before she gets too attached and starts sending you death threats

>>12956855
we've met each other irl 3 times already, seeing her again in a month. We're both reasonably clingy and it works well for our lifestyles.

>>12956863
please be a joke

>>12956863
>>12956847
>>12956815
>>12956770

>>12956869
why would it be a joke lad

>>12954756
You read too many buzzfeed and vice articles. maybe if you keep fucking lots of girls you'll get over your daddy issues

>>12953476
the fetal position while sobbing

>>12954182
This desu. Being a single father with a deceased (preferably in a fucked up way that garners everyone's sympathy) wife who used to be sweet and pure and loved by everyone is effay af

>>12954514
>>12953250
this is what I am currently but want a serious gf. am I damaged goods?

Wife with consensual concubine(s)

>>12954182
I do this but the opposite
Where as I would marry a woman and then kill myself and leave distraught to raise our kids
The funeral would be so effay with my wife and children crying over my black casket

>>12953252
not even after the term "humblebrag" became mainstream do people stop doing this cringy shit tryinh to impress internet strangesrs

>>12956786
thanks

>>12954622
standingovation.gif

in a relationship with yourself

>>12954860
thats not a relationship thats just being a retarded whore. id know i used to sell pills

>>12953252
Whoa you sound really cool

>>12953483
fuck there's a zoomed in gif of some young russian dude doing exactly what you described. anyone have it?

>>12953248
most effay?
>>12953353

ideal?
>qt submissive and obedient girl who genuinely loves me.

bitter from too much BS that you just sit inside on /fa/ all the time so you dont really have a social life of any form any more

>>12957028

>>12957664
>qt submissive and obedient girl who genuinely loves me.
I can be your gf, anon, if you're 25 or younger.

>>12957729
where you from?

>>12957729
im 18

>>12957769
youre not me faggot

>>12957776
>im 18
So am I!
>>12957769
Litchfield, CT

>>12953248
gay, male on male love is the purist, women are fucking trash

>"b-but muh traditional values, muh carrying genes, muh families"

who fucking cares, it's not my problem

>>12957788
>meet up with anonymous person from the internet
>get raped and murdered
sounds good. how do i get in touch with you?

>>12953260
If you think this is the worst, you need to lurk more.

>>12954622
>tfw your relationship is 13/13 on the good traits list with a baby on the way but you're balding

atleast my beard is coming along nicely

>>12953566
yeet

>>12954508
no responses so sad.

>>12954508
>modest core
is this a new thing?

raping drunk girls at house parties

>>12953353
just wanted to add that two of my ex bf's previous girlfriends died while he was dating them. one after the other
>>12956786
i second this

>>12954756
i dont have a pepe disappointed enough for this post

>>12953248

>>12953586
t h i s

>>12954114
I've been doing step 1 I'm trying very hard not to do step 2 though, I don't wanna stoop to Art Ho pussy

>>12958293
Is that Paul Joseph Watson get cucked on his wedding day?
wtf even is this disgusting shit

>>12954114
DELETE THIS.

What's her name /fa/?

>>12953248
I’d say having 3 partners
That way you always have something to do and show off outfits more often.

>>12953598
How do I get a gf like this?

is being a closet virgin effay?

>>12959689
Openly virgin with a KJV in your bag is more patricién

>>12957072
'damaged goods' in reference to guy means a bad credit score or criminal history. Niether men themselves nor women care about a mans sexual history ya silly goose

>>12954575
what is actually wrong with you?

>>12959907
Actually? Probably that I’m a manlet that compensates for his insecurity that developed after getting dumped by his oneitis by making lots of money, having meaningless sex (a lot with married women), and traveling the world. Basically, fleeting highs. It’s lonely and I’d give it all up to feel genuine love for someone and to be genuinely loved again. I’m the faggot that spoons a pillow when he sleeps

>>12953250
>nonexclusive
being a slut isn't cool, folks

>>12954580
same

>>12954756
lmao get out of the city if you actually think this, you mongoloid.

is dating a coworker a bad idea?

>>12960081
a-are you me?

>>12961335
dont screw the crew!

>>12961416
Idk but do you wanna spoon?

>>12959584
>How do I get a gf like this?
Try trolling mental institutions looking for young vulnerable pussy. Be sure you're wearing full Rick 100% of the time while doing so. She probably won't prove too difficult to drive to suicide.