/fa/ - Fashion

MPB so I go with the Statham "haircut", also known as "no guard buzzer applied all over".

The best haircut is the one that best suits with your type of hair and shape of face.

>>12806359
who the fuck would approve of this shit? A police chief?

>>12806360
This but also
>>12806361
This, but im also going to add for one that fits your personality too. Be yourself OP, it's your body, own it.

>>12806362

People say buzz cut is the most alpha haircut, but I honestly think flat top should take the honor.

>>12806365
it makes you look like a fucking cartoon character

>>12806361
I need a guide for that

>>12806359

>>12806367

>>12806359
Anything else is objectively trash.

>>12806359
That's some Guile shit

>>12806370
Dude he went way too far up on the sides and didnt even blend.
Google 'Beard styles' for pictures of a good haircut ( I know it's a paradox )

>>12806370
>t. manlet destiny
that haircut screams "I'm a man child who can't groom himself!"

>>12806366
>not wanting to look like Duke Nukem

Is a buzz cut alpha? Asking for a friend

>>12806374
You're on some falling down shit

>>12806370
Good haircut if you're big and got receding temples.

anything that doesn't require you putting a bunch of "styling goo" in your hair

>>12806378
Thats true. But what exactly it is? We do not ask the question "what do we not want, styling goo" we need to know what do we want.
5 mm buzz cut?

>short back and sides

I man doesn't have time for anything else in and out at the barbers and easy to maintain.

>>12806361
>tfw wavy brown hair beyond my shoulders

>>12806380
this

>>12806381
Grill?

>>12806362
high and tight is the only acceptable haircut

>>12806383
Nope

>>12806386
Are you the nigga that posted Geralt yesterday saying that he's your ideal body?

>>12806387
no, i'm geralt

>>12806359

High skin fade or buzz cut less than 1"

>>12806359

>>12806370
what size suit does he wear?

>>12806359
Long hair looks good if you the face to pull it off

>>12806360

This, though I do a 1/2 guard and let my facial hair grow to the same length

>>12806369
>no poo is a troll

Stopped reading here, totally retarded.

>>12806372

Im pretty sure thats just a common haircut called iroquis and its a few days after it in the picture

>>12806393
lol it is obviously handmade for his measures

>>12806387
M8, there's literally a geralt in every fictional goal body thread.

On the left.

There's an entire service industry filled with social normies you could bankrupt by shaving off your hair.

>>12806360
Been doing this, lots of attention from grills

>>12806400
absolute faggot haircut kys

>>12806359
That guy better get checked for type 2 diabetes

>>12806370
He looked better when he wasn't fat.

>>12806370
What is with fat betas and having pouty fishmouth + inverted V moustaches? This is way too common to be coincidental traits

>>12806407
their cheeks and lips contain so much fat that they push the sides of their mouth down.

>>12806359
>>12806365
Awful fucking haircut 2bh

>>12806363
who is this?
no homo

Whatever you do, DO NOT get a high haircut if you already have a long face. Long face is a beta trait, caused by mouthbreathing and poor tongue/jaw position and a high haircut will just exaggerate it.

By all means, do keep it longer on top but avoid the macklemore full fuckboy cut and don't buzzcut your sides. You are not an anvil-jaw moviestar and getting overly fancy cuts will make you look like pic related

>>12806412
God damn what a feminine delusional cunt you are

>>12806414
It´s simply the truth of it, being an insecure little bitch and insulting the one giving it to you won't change anything.

>>12806414
Guess we found the horseface

>>12806412
The guy's hair would look ridiculous on anybody

The Uncle Ted

>>12806413
this

>>12806413
Were Nazis all gay?
I think their sense of fashion and hair aesthetics were too perfect not to be.

>>12806369
>poo jew

The Electro

>>12806420
Those aren't Nazis, those are young German schoolboys

>>12806412
Kek, what the fuck are you talking about?

>>12806367
Just pick a hair shape that is the opposite of your head shape.
>Square shaped head
Something round
>Round head
Something angular, boxy
>Triangular/Ovular head
These guys can actually get away with round and boxy haircuts.

The main goal is to have contrast. You don't want your entire head to look like a box or a ball, so make sure your hair and head shape contrast to bring out the best features in both.

The Chad Sharpe

The Guinea Playboy

The Alien Courter

>>12806373
Dudes 6'4

>>12806359
The JUST

>>12806366
as opposed to you looking like a Star Wars character you fat balding jelly faggot. You know which one I'm implying too

>>12806424
Long face won't fit well with a topcut, how is this so hard to grasp?

>>12806400
Daaaaaaamn that woman is fine

>>12806359

What next? /v/ approved books? /lit/ approved music?

I don't come to you meatheads for fashion advice. Stay in your lane.

>>12806372
When your hair is that thick does the cut even matter?

>>12806423
>implying there is a difference

>>12806394
>Any hair looks good if you have the face

>>12806400
>tfw if my hairline wan't shit I could absolutely be pulling that off

fuck

>>12806400
Ok norman bates

>>12806439
pine is balding bro

>>12806359
>a real human bean
see ryan gosling

>>12806359
Ahh, the "wife abuser"

who /manbun/ here

>>12806434
Thats literally a 6/10 in Italy.

>>12806445
literally a 4/10 in sweden

There's literally one answer for aesthetics and it's the clean-shaven full, thick bangs.

>shows you have great hair
>shows you're not a trendy cookie cutter
>adds tons of personality

My hair is like this since I was born and every single girl I've ever been involved with talks about my hair all the time. It stands out because few men can pull it off.

>>12806366
it makes you look like CHAD

>>12806444
getting bald spots?

>>12806442
what did he mean by this?

>>12806447
>tfw get compliments on my thick hair by girls
>tfw they don't realize what's hiding underneath
>a fat ass growing motherfucking bald spot and general thinning all over crown

i know i'm on borrowed time but i don't give a fuck

>>12806359
Only approved haircut in the New Reich

>>12806372
>Beard

dear God I hope you're joking

>>12806372
disgusting nigger is disgusting

>>12806390
If you don't have sideburns like trevor bolder's you are a fag

>>12806439
>>12806441
Yeah, dunno if he's balding but his hairline isn't great.

>>12806500
These low test twinks will never have Bolder burns or get to stare at Ziggy Stardust's ass while playing bass. Faggs.

>>12806372
oh damn he's hot

>>12806399
to be fair, geralt is an absolute stud

>>12806376
he was an hero to us all. kills nazis an everything.

>>12806445

2000's
>Fauxhawk/Beckham
>emo bowl cut

2010's
>hitler youth
>????

We should've the next big thing now, but we have been stuck on the HY/undercut meme for years!

>>12806654
nobody with taste has an undercut

>>12806450
ryan gosling's character in drive? he rarely talks in the movie so we can say he suffers from a form of autism

>>12806792

What is this cut called ,since im going to go to the barber to get it.

>>12806935
>showing a 138x168 pic to a barber to get a haircut

enjoy getting your shit fucked up famalam

>>12806413
Fascism is cool. Nazism isnt. Nice fits, tho.

>>12806445
Literally a 1/10 in Iowa

>>12806369
>anti-no poo jew
I don’t listen to propaganda

Need something that a cop can have. Can’t touch ears, nothing exuberant, and no whacky colors is basically the rules

>>12806365
looks great. alpha

>>12806451
Fuck it Cheat the system anon

is it effay if I just don't cut my hair? I kind of style it and I keep the back and sideburns clean. I'm growing it out atm anyways, but eitherway I hate that fuckboy haircut that everyone gets when they are "glowing up".

Please post hairstyles that aren't long on the top and short on the sides.I was always a fan of Clooney's grown out ceasar cut aswell.

durr

>>12806372
Get that sand nigger off this gentlemans board

>>12806359

>>12806429
kek

>>12806447

I usually have my hair like that because I only cut it every few months and women hate it.

>>12806373
>knows alphadestiny but not eddie hall
bro

>>12806411
Luhan, a chinese singer who used to be in a korean boygroup for a while. He's better since he went solo

>>12806362
lol'd

>>12806366
boring cunttttttttttttt

>>12806369
>go to a mall for a haircut
fucking yikes

>>12806407
Eddie Hall is about as far away from beta as you can get.

>>12806365
Cool. Looks like a man who just wants to look neat without caring too much about style or trend or how women would perceive him. Very alpha.

>>12806370
>dandruff
Disgusting. He must smell bad too. Unfirstworldly

effay haircut?

>>12806376
what's the rubber band for?

>>12809984
allows shells to fly out easily?

>>12809702
zai balding at 16 kek

>>12806359
>>12806365
alpha af.

Only had a proper manly cut once in my life. Was walking down the street and I saw a hairdresser sign. Went in casually, out of the blue. There was this sergeant type muscular dude standing there. Thought he is a customer, but turns out he runs the shop.

But damn he could cut hair.
I kinda miss how there are no proper males in the hair industry. (Mostly just queers and women.)

only 1 real haircut

>>12806412
lmao, you have literally no idea what you're talking about

take a look at the hollywood actors and models, you'll find way more fiveheads than monkeyhairline kids like your pic related, it's a manly trait

>>12811045
This.

t. ridiculously good looking

>>12806447
Makes you look like a 2012 Justin Beiber. I have mid to long hair like pic related and it looks soooo much better pushed back. I have lots of wave/volume so it shows off the hair without making me lk like an introverted preteen.

>>12806411
i think he is luhan but im not sure

>>12806437

>>12806396
>>12806421
>>12807299
>not washing your hair is healthy and clean, trust me guys!

>>12806369
>lemon
This has to be a troll

Normally anime hair is ridiculously designed and extremely feminine even on the most macho guys and I hate it, but simple and tame yet slightly off hair like this is my favorite irl as well. Yoshikage Kira and Sosuke Aizen have the best hair in anime. What do you call this?

>>12813990

>>12806373

>manlet
>eddie hall

worlds strongest man champion, and only man to deadlift 500 kg under strongman

crew cut is best cut, fite me

>>12806389
What a shitty posture

>>12806362
blow it out your ass

>>12806451
top kek bro

>>12809702
Quite possibly one of the most effective player in the scene