/fa/ - Fashion

>>12711682
He looks so fucking sloppy. Is that how all Americans dress?

>>12711687
Not really. Many Americans would say he's pretty ok dressed

>>12711687
quite a lot of them desu, but theyre mostly hidden away in the red states so you dont see it as much

>>12711687
A lot of college guys used to just go to the mall and buy salmon shorts and some random bright polo.

Nowadays this group has split into dadcores who buy sight-unseen on Jackthreads and the new wave of Hamptons / Martha's Vineyard / East Coast prep douche fashion (pic related) despite their residency in the center of the country.

>>12711724
It's the best fashion niche DESU

>>12711682
>"Bro, didn't you grab and jerk your whole classes dicks during rush? Sorry you picked a trash frat that only gets paired with the fat girls. If I ever see your shit on this patio again me and my bros will ruin you."

>>12711772
geed

>>12711773
Sorry to trigger recollections of your rush for a trash frat you scrub.

>>12711682
>>12711724
I'm down to join a frat in order to fuck hot sorority bitches but I don't want to dress like this

>>12711824
Lmao don't worry you won't have to since you won't get a bid

i have a preppy "rich" friend, and i'm a poorfag btw
he's a good guy, i don't get the hate

>>>12711565
>>>12711565
>>>12711565
wow what and interesting thread!

>>12711824
Sorry bud, it's one or the other.

Rt though just dress all artsy and fuck the art chicks, they're hotter anyway.

>>12711682
>You mad, manlet?

>>12711924
>art chicks
>hot

No mate. Most art girls are art girls begin they're compensating for being ugly to begin with.

>>12712036
More for me then

>>12712066
Lmao just because they're art girls doesn't mean they aren't girls. They'll still take chad any day of the week over some 5'11" art tumblr faggot.

>>12711682
>H-haha hand me a burger Chad

>>12711845
most of the wealthy people I know are quite nice. People that hate the 1% are either jealous fast food workers or only know like 2 wealthy people

>>12711682
What year is this 1985? Nobody talks like that anymore. Get off the internet gramps.

>>12711682
well, this is equally retarded as all black monofaggotry though. Just have more colors and contrasts so nobody can say shit.

>>12711845
>i don't get the hate

why him and not you?
"why does he waste money on stupid shit like that. I'd rather spend it on yadda yadda yadda..."

there is your hate, faggot.
enjoy your hate.

>>12711924
Art girls are basically younger Angela Merkels

>>12712433
kek this

>>12711772
my class had to drink each other's vomit and kill dogs with baseball bats. don't be a pussy lmao

>>12711682
>>12711724
Lel yeah, what fucking fags. . . dressing in low-key, straight forward practical clothing that looks decent without being ostentatious. Real men only wear Rick Owens, ninjagoth, and obscure techwear brands that you would only know about if you spend at least 8 hrs/day browsing for CP and designer drugs on the darkweb.

>>12712036

nah.

>>12713060
Sounds like someone had his shitty outfits roasted and is now salty.
>looks decent
lol

>>12713076
Fuck yeah, two weeks ago I posted my fr3sh a55 fit on a WAYWT thread and was criticized for not wearing a black Rick Owens cloak (or wtf the fuck those totally awesome, quasi-shirt like pieces of fabric are called, amiright?). Of course /fa/ was immediately triggered and dispatched a team of elite internet fashion police to locate the thread and respond to my post with suggestions to check out >>>/reddit/

Ever since, I've been making sarcastic posts on /fa/ in an effort to reclaim my dignity. . . and I think it was starting to make some progress until you caught on and foiled my plans. I guess at this point I just have to admit that I both look and act like a retard, and the only way for me to fix that and become a respectable member of society is to listen to the guys on a Chinese cartoon website, and wear Rick Owens.

>>12713123
tl;dr but you sound angry

yea... what a fag, m i right my fellow /fa/ bros?

>>12711687

This is roughly how 20 - 30% of millennials dress, particularly in the south.

>>12711682

>are you a goth

yeah

>are you a fag?

yeah

gotta problem with it, jake?

>>12712075
Good thing I'm not 5'11" then

>>12711824
if you don't dress like that or full on dadcore be preared to be roasted alive

>>12711682
*wraps wallet chain around my fist and punches him in the nose*

heh, sue me

>>12711682
>Owns sandals with a bottle opener built in

>>12713133
Who has the one with the names?

>>12713012
big man

>>12713133
this was like 4 years ago and our waywts still look like this

>>12713238
nah that's fine i guess, let's party man

>>12711682
nice legs

>>12711715
I wouldn't say that's really accurate. He looks more like a sloppy frat dude from the east coast. He'd be considered kind of dorky and uptight to a lot of red-state bros.

>tfw wear head to toe slp at times and meet this sort of dude but I can always talk about sports

this kills the chad

>>12713133
>that neck
gets me every time

>>12712075
KEK!