/fa/ - Fashion

Good question

>>12443836
Americans are immature in general. They take everything to the extreme whether it be their identity politics or their lifestyle. When I visited America a lot of the public were grossly overweight and their culture from what I picked up was uninviting and intense.

>>12443836
what do you wear in hot summer climate, cunt?

most of those are completely fine when it's hot out

>>12443851
Exactly. It's fucking hot here. I have to choose between bad fashion and heat stroke.

>>12443836
Euro guys who don't give a fuck about fashion dress like this, too. This depends more on the attitude rather than nationality.

>>12443851

Linen shirts
Cotton pants
Leather shoes

Go wear polyester somewhere else

>>12443836
I was gonna guess these were Australians...
You could say the same thing about any nationality though.

The shortest one is 6'2 kek

>>12443851

You could start off with shorter shorts

>>12444005
that would be gay, american men are not gay, except for the gay ones

>>12444092
>american men are not gay

Literately full of fags, when I visited America, CA I swear ever guy was a fag or had a camp accent. Plus your toughest men, the prisoners rape each other ahah xD

>>12443961
Linen wrinkles
Cotton doesnt dry fast enough
Leather shoes are too heavy

Why are you such a try hard?

>>12443885
The only guys I've seen dress like this are actual MtnDew-guzzling neckbeards

>>12443849
yeah that's generally accurate. what part of our great county did you visit?

jesus christ look at all those flat feet

>>12443836
They are past the age of giving any fucks and wear what's comfortable

>>12443836
you guys ready for some american girl vibes?

>>12443849
>uninviting and intense
only to the weak

>>12444423
GO BUCKEYES

>>12443836


because women make it so that they can.

those guys probably slay pussy.

it's mostly short azian effeminate men who dress well and are into fashion and they have trouble with women.

>>12444423
why are there so many of these girls

i fucking hate them

>>12443836
Those are the Gronkowskis, they're probably the dumbest family in America, they don't represent us all

Lack of taste is just part of Americana.

Shit genetics is all they've got

>>12443836
All look like friendly Chads who've slain more women than dollars your Ramones cost kek.

>>12443851
Nothing wrong with shorts and tees. OP means the gross ass basketball shorts, hideous shirts, baggy cargo shorts, and 3rd grade tier footwear

Yeah unlike europeans, who definitely dress well

>>12443849
>intense
Fuckin A

>>12443836
Wow
Waitto piggus arr rook same

>shorts below the knee

>>12445765
too accurate

>>12444423
Is Ohio State really popular in America?

>>12446015
how else could you bro-adcast to all your bros that you arent a gay cock sucker fag. Anyone who wears shorts above the knee is obviously looking to get their ass slammed

Somehow? Idk how this makes sense to some people. Its like just a written fact to some people about fucking fabric length?

>>12446037
Okay I do want to get slammed in the ass by a muscular 6'2 tall American hunk but that's not the reason why I never wear shorts below the knee

Two things that are completely unrelated

>>12446036
I was in Columbus for a concert a few months ago, and saw maybe two people wearing obvious OSU shit.

>>12445747
This. How hard was that to take away from the post?

>>12446036
No, he just means basic college girls dress like this in general here. Replace the OSU stuff with any school, or regular clothes, and you have every basic white girl age 18-30

>>12445765
>European dressing the same way still looks 10 times better

truly best continent

>>12445027
>found the slope

Because American masculinity is trash

europoors don't realize how hot and sunny it is in the usa

manlets raging hard

>ITT americans getting overly mad and just proving everyone else's point that americans are over the top and childish

>>12444423
I'd still rail all of them given the chance

>>12444297
>why are you such a try hard
do you know what board you're on?

>>12446036
It's a college in Ohio. Its the biggest college in the state and like most states the biggest college has the most fans or people who wear the apparel. I went to ohio state. I enjoyed the fuck out of it.

>>12443836
It's comfy and we don't give a fuck. We're all so affluent so we don't have to dress up and pretend like we are.

Why do Europeans spend so much on clothes, like a bunch of niggers wearing Gucci but not having proper plumbing

>>12446439
Why you hef to be mad

>hating on the absolute pinnacle of masculinity

>>12447280

also effay as fuck

>>12443836

>what do you wear in hot summer climate, cunt?

Uhmm.... Something more effay? Contratry to popular belief, summer is a very /fa/ season.

>most of those are completely fine when it's hot out

No they are not and you should leave this board

>>12443836
>I have to choose between bad fashion and heat stroke.

Kek. Why not choose between bad fashion, good fashion and a heat stroke

>>12443874
not if you understand the difference in fabrics, cuts and styles
I wore a long sleeve jacket in 80+ F temperature. I also wear long sleeve dresses as well as jean pants in the summer.

>>12443836
>Anyone who wears shorts above the knee is obviously looking to get their ass slammed

Oh America, why do your people have to fulfill every single cliché

>>12446421
Absolutely!

>>12446082
triggered mongrel subhuman Americuck lmao..Whats's next?I am a nigger,abdul?

>>12447290

Try that in 100 degree heat.

>t. Southern Californian

>>12446274

If you dont live in a blue zone youre NOT white.

>>12443976
>guess it was Australians
>picture has Rob Gronkowski
Come on man

>>12445034
What's so wrong with the Gronkowski's they seem pretty dope to hang with?

>>12443961
>leather shoes
>in the summer

Holy fuck, that sounds awful. Minnesota summers are too rough for that shit brah.

>>12448101
What do you mean? My ancestors came from a blue zones. Of course I'm white.

>>12443961
You don't live in a hot place if you think leather shoes and cotton pants are acceptable to trudge around all day in

>>12448231
I wear leather boots in high 40C heat no problem.

t. Australian

>>12443874
If you're not dressed well for the weather you will be seen as a fucking weirdo anyway. It's a lose-lose situation, dumb fuck.

>>12443836
id fuck all of them

>>12448787
RM Williams all day erry day

>>12443851
I live in Australia, I know for a fact that you can not look retarded while dressing for hot weather.

>>12444423
they are so displeasing to look at

>>12445765
why do I find this so comfy

>>12443885
i live in europe and i swear i've never seen a guy dressed like pic related

>>12446274
tfw when living in light blue blob in in southern sweden. just kill me there is no sun

>>12444287
>judging America based off of one state, let alone California
It is the most faggy, liberal and brown state there is

>>12443851
What exactly do you know about hot summer fucker?

I live 45°+ every summer.

>>12450226
Still doesn't explain why your prisoners rape each other like a bunch of fags

>>12443836
These could easily pass for Europeans.

>>12443885
Maybe in germany or scandivanian countries where 90% of the population is autistic. Doesn't happen in France of Italy though.

>>12446015
pants above the ankle

>>12450261
australia

>>12443836
Especially those who suffer from midlife crisis and feel like they're 18 again.

>>12443961
>Cotton pants
>Leather shoes
lmao is this bait?

>>12446015
pants above the ankle

>>12450854
Yeah I hear the latest French fashion is wearing a truck of peace for a hat.

>>12443836
Class is for men.

>>12443836
I'm more amazed at how tall they look, they don't seem to be manlets... probably some kind of trick on perspective or something.

>>12443851
What is linen?

No wonder you manchildren gotta wear shorts because they are made of polyester which doesn't breath at all.

>>12443961
>Cotton pants
hahahahahahahahaa

capitalism

walmart for clothes
subway or food

these are extremes but every company is aiming towards their business practices for efficiency while trying to disguise it through marketing.

>>12447280
cant donk the gronk

>>12444297

Are you severely autistic, 8 years old or a severely autistic 8 year old?

>linen wrinkles

Ok. Weird but sort of ok, if we're being very forgiving.

>Too heavy?

What the fuck

>Doesn't dry fast enough?

Have... Have you never, you know, done your laundry? Do you eat on paper plates because you don't want to wait for your dishes to dry?

>>12450854

German tourists and swedes from Dalarna or like, Gränna, perhaps, but the worst dressed scandinavians or germans usually look better than your average American. I'd love to see how an american teenager - judging by this place someone who sticks the tip of his dick out of his trouser's waistline everytime he is close to a woman - would handle being in Berlin or Stockholm. Copenhagen and Oslo as well. Hell, even the chavs of the UK dress well compared to the Average American Male.

>>12451085
>Not wearing linen shorts

>>12443836
I'm more pissed that there are cunts wearing shoes, and going barefoot in the same picture.

>>12447280
>naked
>effay

choose one

>>12443836
post an alternative faggot, instead of talking shit.

>>12443851
>>12443874
You guys are fucking PUSSIES, holy shit. I live in a part of Texas where it is routinely over 100 degrees Fahrenheit during the summer and I wear tailored black jeans and black leather western boots.
I hardly even sweat if I'm not out for over an hour. Dressing for comfort or whatever is so gay. Also I would get raped by mosquitos if I didn't have my legs covered.

>>12443976
The big baggy basketball shorts are distinctly Yank. Australians have really short shorts

America is the only country i've been to that prides itself on being uneducated and stupid.

Other countries I've visited in my life seem to have an intellectual zeitgeist that everyone sort of aspires to.

in America it's a race to the bottom

>>12443849
As an observational american, I can see your point. I never realise how childish we dress, Its LMAO funny.

collared shirts can be pretty comfy and classy

>>12451563
sieg why are you still here
everyone but you and tripsk have already left

>>12448787
Hard yakka m8

>>12443961
leaf poster

>>12451510
fuck I hope this is bait. Are you genuinely retarded or just gay? I hope you die of an inevitable heatstroke.

>>12451174
>>12451563
these

>>12443836
Their parents still dress them

>>12443849
>>12443851
>>12443874
>>12443885
>>12443961
If you're not a geed fuck you know how to dress

>>12443836
Eastern Europeans still dress worse

>>12452995
you're saying he died right after taking the pic?

>>12453114
this unironically looks good

>>12443849
This is 100% true.

>>12453114
>nationalism outside the 4th of July

>>12453251
literally nothing wrong with it

>>12453130
yeah then explain goshas popularity

Can anyone post a pic with a good shorts fit?

>>12443849
>be American
>have social anxiety
>never went out much
>start getting out much
>dickheads greet you with unfunny jokes
>everyone thinks they're comedians

I heard this behavior isn't common in other countries and that Americans are odd in out social interactions. Shit's ridiculous, I hate people who think they're funny but aren't leave comedy to the comedians.

>>12453286
It's banter, and if you can't handle watered down US banter then you'd never last in Australia or the UK.

>>12444423
the most basic of the basic

>>12453636
2nd from left in the top row is the best girl by the way

>>12453636

>>12453639
this is pretty much what everyone in new jersey looked like in high school

>>12453643

>>12453645

>>12445034
t. ass blasted Bills, Dolphins, Jets fan

>>12453636
It's a terrible attempt to combine country, streetwear, and "artsy" items. The fact that everything is 5 years behind trend and from Kohls, Walmart, or the mall makes it worse.

>>12453647
oh god

>>12443836
Those style of clothes are super common here in New Zealand
Europeans are well known here for dressing like faggots
I go on a bushwalk and everytime I see a yurocuck they are dressing in immaculate latest fashion and wearing completely impracticle clothes for bushwalks
They can't even enjoy nature without trying to appeal to mass consumerist culture

if u think american men DRESS like children wait til u speak to one

>>12453647
>mfw Northeasterners are literally Southern frat tier

>>12454515
ivy league prep doesnt actually exist

t. live five minutes away from harvard

>>12453251
>nationalism just on a single day because society tells you so
Gay as fuck

>>12453286
>>12453595
>It's banter, and if you can't handle watered down US banter then you'd never last in Australia or the UK.

you obviously don't get it though. i don't feel confident that you've lived in america. it's not banter in the U.S., it's just "i want you to fucking die". nothing but pure venom, like a direct challenge

>>12454420
says the low tier Anglo subhuman from irrevelant country

>>12453647
>all those shoes
LMAO
>>12453636
>>12453639
I thought girls liked shopping for clothes that are more than 30$ a piece. What a joke.

>>12454702
wtf is with the front girl's legs?

poortugal here
dunno about the adults but teenager boys/young adults nearly all dress like that in general.
I call them the "azeiteiro" look. Lit translated, "olive oil-er" look. why we call them that, I dunno (for the same reason we call faggots "pan-makers")

oh yeah, that and the Monster cap.

if it's not that, it's loose sporty sweatpants shoved down showing your asscrack.

girls are just the same though. they all look like Kylie Jenner and definitely not in a good way. I literally cannot differentiate most girls and I don't know if it's prosopagnosia or what. pic related is the quickest example i could find

of course, I'm speaking of this in general, I'm a retard who doesn't really go outside that much nor look at people around me much less socialize with them

poortugal in general from my experience is a bunch of sheep following whatever everyone else says/trends

/end banter

>>12453647
guy with bucket on head is most /fa/

>>12446274
>be european
>island gets so hot that color isn't even represented in this map

feelsbadman

>>12448101
Oh no what a horrible curse!!!

Airports make one realize that the average middle-class person, regardless of nationality, dresses like a fucking "tool".