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You're in a club in berlin and the guy in the middle slaps your gf's ass, what do you do ?

>> No.12220715

>>12220684
hug him

>> No.12220719

>>12220684
hugh him
g-get it hehe

>> No.12221027

>>12220684
*unsheathes cyber katana*

>> No.12221185

>>12220684
grab his ass
it's so obvious

>> No.12221207
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12221207

*teleports behind him"

*unseathes katana from INTEROPs strap GORE TEX strap pocket*

heh...nothin personnel kid

*blows fat cloud*

>> No.12221212

>>12220684
Pull out my phome and enable the tracking device that was left on his softshell layer after slapping my ass.
Also, where can i cop a cute waterproof girl like the one on the left?

>> No.12221215

>>12220684
>Berlin
I'd comply to his request for me to fuck his wife

>> No.12221218

>>12220684
slap all of their asses

they slap our asses

ass-slapping party

>> No.12221238

>>12221212
>slips phone out of gravity pocket

>> No.12221873

Ask him to slap my ass next.

>> No.12222209

>>12220684
Challenge him to acronymjitsu battle

>> No.12222213

take them into a dark corner and and have a massive shit eating orgy, because its berghain you know

>> No.12222217

>implying he would get past Sven in that dress

kyk

>> No.12222249
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12222249

>>12220684
that old shawty in the tekware getup is bae af damn

>> No.12222625

is that william fucking gibson

god he's really living the dream

>> No.12222682

>>12220684

Apologize

>> No.12222737

>>12222625
Yep he's been close to Errolson since like 2008

>> No.12223061

>>12220684
kill them all then say i did it in the name of allah and arresting me would be culturally insensitive and get off scott free

>> No.12223071

>>12222625
good catch
wow

>> No.12223074
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>>12222625
Dude loves techwear, he's a baller.

>> No.12223089

>>12220684
I would not fuck with those guys, they are prepared for EVERY situation. I bet you they're wearing radiation proof underwear right now

>> No.12223096

>>12223074
Damn Heinz is looking good here

>> No.12223104
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>>12223074

>> No.12223107

>>12223071
>good catch

It's fucking obvious. He's right there in the middle of the picture!

>> No.12223116

>>12223107
Not him, but it wasn't obvious to me. I've read Neuromancer, but I only vaguely know what he looks like.

Pretty cool that he's dressed like that.

>> No.12223121

>>12223104
this nigga funny

>> No.12223159

>>12220684
>when the whole squad is lit af and about to break into a corporate building

>> No.12223178

>>12223074
This is kind of heartwarming
>write cyberpunk fiction since the 80s
>always wanted to live in the world of your books
>it's the 2010s and you're in your 60s
>you fear your life is coming to a close and you may not be able to experience your ideal future
>smart phones become a thing
>you can now be the all-black lightweight waterproof cyberninja you always dreamed of being
No wonder he looks so happy.

>> No.12223383

>>12220684
inform them of the sick fits they have

>> No.12223384

>>12221207
*teleports behind you and unzips JC-35A ACR Multifunctional Parka*
"You think this is a game?"
*Quick release zipper flap on sleeve opens to reveal Carbon fiber and iridescent butterfly knife*
"You need to be more agile to defeat me"
*Quick flash of the knife blood spurts from your neck in a mist as I vanish into the urban jungle*

Heh

>>12223178
So cute uwu

>> No.12223397

>>12220684
Teleport behind him...