/fa/ - Fashion

>>12182392
>How can I ask her and remain genuine?

BY ASKING HER GENUINELY.

JUST BE YOURSELF; SHE IS JUST A FELLOW PERSON —WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO BE INDIRECT AND INSINCERE, WITH CONTRIVANCES, AND SCHEMES, WHENEVER YOU WANT TO APPROACH SOMEONE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?

Have you tried taking cocaine to help with your crippling autism?

>>12182392
hows she dress

"Hey you're cute want to eat lunch sometime?"

woah

bruh that was hard winnit

Go up to her and shout 'LONDON'

>>12182403

This desu

trash her style and invite her to learn from you

(she won't learn anything but she might suck your dick)

Tease her good-naturedly. Stare at her for a minute with obvious mirth on your face and when she catches on, say something like: I'm just trying to figure out how you came up with that outfit.

She'll saying something like what's wrong with it

You say: nothing, it just tells me you're single (she might not be but run with it)

How does it do that?

Because if you had a man he would tell you not to wear that goofy ass shit haha

Once you've thrown her off balance she's easy pickings for your dickings

>>12182423
christ. and you're not even kidding.

>>12182428

just try it pusslord. you can't compliment your way into a woman's pants

>>12182433
>14 year olds on my board

imagine if your child ended up like this guy, lul.

>>12182441

>I have never touched a vagina but everyone who disagrees with me must be a virgin

lmaoing at your life pham

keep trying to charm the pants off girls when you have no charm to begin with

>>12182423

It amazes me how many underage kids think this kind of thing actually works.

>>12182469

lel have you ever tried it?

underage kids get laid all the time. maybe you should learn from them, basement-kun

>>12182469
>>12182428
> t. people who have never talked to girls

"i have a boyfriend"

>>12182392
OP where did you find that photo?

I swear she is the girl in this video at 0:28
Take a look

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1vE0Kr1kTc

>>12182547
it's alexis ren you ding a ling

Sound gay.

>>12182423
actually this. women are like dogs, you can't just give them a treat and a pat on the head. you gotta be a bit of a dick, tell em you don't like what they're wearing

>>12182669
pic related its me

there's a difference between being flirty and insulting a girl clearly in jest and being a straight up jerk.

i do pretty well with girls without belittling them. if youre getting girls by doing that then i hope you enjoy your low self-esteem sluts

>>12182423
Don't ever post again

>>12182407
warning: this line will only work if you're good looking

Teasing girls is fine, but 'SJWs' call it negging and most girls see through it by the time they're 21 and have fucked around abit.

It was a good move in high-school (11-16) when there wasn't much to talk to girls about other than pop culture shit.

>>12182669
>women are like dogs
oooo love too get my dating advice from edgy shitlords

>>12182778
you dont have to be a SJW to call insulting people to pick them up manipulative and weird and moreover thankfully ineffective on most girls

I'm autistic asf but I think you should compliment her style or a clothing article. If you dress well too she will probably take the compliment with even more weight. Legit if you are cool just ask her who her inspiration is or favorite celebrity. It's not hard(irl it's hard asf but I'm 100% sure she would be cool with that)

>>12182423
lmao fuck outta here with your dennis-tier pick up artist shit

>>12182392
God Alexis Ren looks so vacuous, you JUST KNOW she's borderline retarded.

>ay bich leme get dat

>>12182423

whether she falls for this or not will tell us how good your school is

>>12182398
this made me think

>>12182423
Your'e black, arent you?

The best way to get a girl is to meet her friends and give them lots of attention. Girls love attention, but don't smother them. Make them work for it.

Assuming you're being serious, compliment her on a specific article of clothing by name, bonus points if you know the brand. Then you can go from there, ask where she got it maybe and start up a conversation. Make sure your fit is good because then she'll know you have a mutual appreciation, since she probably gets a lot of compliments from people who are dressed worse than her everyday.

>>12182410
Underrated

>>12182392
>1. Wear ALL of your clothes at once. Layer up, pile it on, just somehow put every piece in your entire wardrobe on at the same time.

>2. Walk up to her while she isn't looking. Doesn't matter if there are people around or not.

>3. Start playing a song of your choice, fairly sensual if possible.

>4. Commence stripping slowly and rhythmically. She will immediately be confused as to why you're wearing so many articles of clothing, but her confusion will soon give way to admiration of your good taste. She will ooh and aah over each garment and get gradually more aroused.

>5. Finally, when the last layer comes off, reveal a stomach tattoo that says "T R I C K Y - D I C K Y" and has an arrow pointing down to your junk. Reveal your penis, which should be covered in a small, perfectly-fitting tuxedo. She will have no choice but to marry you on the spot and sex you 3 times a day for the rest of her life.

>>12182398
Generic advice coming to you from the tripfag who screams mutilation at anyone with a tattoo or piercing

>>12182398
fucking die already

>>12182398
>JUST BE YOURSELF
now this is good advice

>>12183516
You know why nobody likes you? Because you aren't genuine, and are always pretending to be something that you're not.

RY gave some pretty logical and valid advice, but you idiots are too deluded to appreciate its truth.

>>12182410
Why is it always L O N D O N?

>>12182778
...how dumb do you have to be to think that when the boogiemen you're talking about use the word "negging" that they're just talking about normal teasing

>>12183649
If they're not talking about teasing, what are they talking about then?

>>12183624
You are making a lot of wrong assumptions about me anon

>you idiots
lol who are you even talking too?

>>12183387
Can vouch for this tried and true strategy

>I want to genuinely know something without genuinely asking
Autism

>>12182392
>I know I don't have a shot with her

fucking kys self hating cuck

>>12182423
You forgot the trick that makes this shit work is that you always have to aim at least 3 levels below you in terms of appearance, and that it only works on girls with problems.

>>12182897
dude i thought of dennis reading that too holy shit

>>12182423
>You say: nothing, it just tells me you're single (she might not be but run with it)
Seems autistic
I'm not trusting it

embarrassing thread desu

>>12185358
Yea. It's not cool to treat woman badly.

B-but woman are all sluts!! The Jews did this to them

Pathetic

>>12182423
new copypasta?

>>12182398
This is the advice, if you have to act a certain way to get a girl interested are you expecting that you'll be able to relax enough around her to be the normal you or are you gonna act for the whole friendship/relationship?
>>12182423
what anime is this from?

>start a relationship with someone on false pretenses
>having to maintain said false pretenses in order to maintain relationship

you probably get only one life, why would anyone choose inauthentically?

she doesn't have to be your friend, but if shes mean about it that's what is commonly called a cunt.

>>12182901
>been told she's perfect since she was a child
>sexualized since the age of 15

What do you think?

all of /fa/ summed up in one thread. beautiful.

>>12182398
please stop posting