/fa/ - Fashion

>>12153241
>spend a small fortune on hair products, moisturizers, facial creams, etc.
>Still ugly

>>12153241
>wear a white sneaker
>normie fucktard steps on your toe

>don't buy chinkshit
>the namebrand is of higher material quality he said

>wear layers
>weather changes and now youre sweating while trying to be /fa/

>>12153283
THIS

> tfw don't own any white shirts 'cause I can't find an opaque one

>>12153251
Spend some money on a gym membership

>>12153283
If it's cold outside I just wear my Canadian Army extreme cold weather parka. Don't need anything else

bought new jeans.

tears inbetween you're crotch

>Wear white pants
>Shit my pants

>>12153313
Buy stretchy jeans

>near perfect /fa/ thinspo body
>5'6"

>pants are just one size off and now you have to mail them in for exchange

>decide to grow out hair
>discover cowlicks

holy shit kill me

>>12153241
>Want to wear a certain style
>Too ugly to pull it off
>"But just be yourself and do it anyway! who cares what people think!"
It's bullshit that I always hear the "other people don't care" response. I don't give a shit what everybody else thinks. I care what I think, and I think I'm too disgusting and would feel like a retard wearing the stuff I want. So I stick with basic clothing with some unique twists.

>realize you dress like shit
>cant afford to dress better

>my pants waist length is a bigger number than the length

holy shit

>>12153363
how much do you weigh? Pics?

>normal size too tight
>size up too big

fucking sadness of having a wide feet

>>12153412
Recently experienced that

>>12153417
OP from >>12153466 here
I feel your pain

>>12153303
>spend money on gym membership and now /fit/ as fuck
>still ugly

>>12153241
>Grow hair out for two months
>Shop's new barber fucks it all up in the span of 20 minutes

I brought a picture and everything

>tfw 20" wide shoulders and a long body at 6'4"
>"Do you carry XXL?"

>>12153241
>Drinking the beanjew

you deserve it

>anything with buttons
>fits perfectly
>except the breasts almost ripping the shirt open

>try on pants
>the shortest size they carry is still too long

>everything involving women sizing
>everything

>super cute shoes
>try them on
>foot pain upgrades to seventh layer of hell

>wow this is so cute!
>try it on
>doesn't fit
>ask for larger size
>they don't have it, bring you next largest size
>too big
>don't worry, you can order it online!
>go online
>size is sold out

>see shirt that looks nice from far away
>get closer
>dumb sayings that are trying to be hip and fall flat
>like "slaying it - Q U E E N"
>no one says any of those things the way it does

>find cute shirt
>it actually fits
>so thin it tears as you take it off

>pick up smoking to look more /fa/
>Develop breathing problems and have teeth turn yellow

Fuck you guys

>>12153634
THIS EXACT FUCKING THING JUST HAPPENED TO ME.
Now I have to wait over a month for my hair to grow back to what it was. FUCKING PLEBIANS REEEEEEEE

>>12153253
Jesus Christ, this

I don't think I've stepped on somebody's shoe for maybe 4 years

Yet on a weekly basis clumsy fucks step on my CPs. They still look fine after 3 years but it's still damn annoying

>>12153788
Lmao

>>12153801

>Mfw the clumsy fuck is me

>>12153788
ur retarded if u thought smoking looks cool

everytime i see someone smoking in
>current year
i physically cringe

>>12153241

R E V I V E

>>12153313
>tears inbetween you're crotch
>you're crotch
> you are crotch

>>12153669
>Not drinking coffee

>hair is too straight to not be able to pull of a curly cut
>hair is too curly to pull off a sicc straight cut
i just want the bobby briggs look
is there a way to naturally straighten hair, i google and just get told to put an egg in it or some shit

>>12153241
>buy amazing new cap
>only combines with 2 of your shirts
S-see you next month!

>wear jacket unzipped
>gust of wind comes and blows the jacket open

>>12155205
KEK

>>12153455
Weigh 105 without even watching what I eat

>order obscure band shirt
>receive it, am impatient to expose my superior musical tastes to the plebs
>some faggot is wearing the same exact tee as me on the subway
>it's the longest subway ride I ever had as we both stare awkwardly at each other; hoping no one else will notice
>finally back home
>mom makes fun of me because she thinks the shirt is retarded
>never wear it again
and that's why I'm not buying a band shirt ever again

>>12155205
holy moly looks like u got memed hard kiddo

>>12155853
what shirt was it? i have to know

>>12153788
lol

M sized shirts are too small for my shoulders, but L sized ones are too big around my waist and too long

>>12155853
what band?

>have to go sprint to somewhere
>Smell like shit the whole day
>Have to wash clothes which means that they will downgrade in quality

>>12155907
>>12155861

>>12155923
>obscure

>save up money for /fa/ article of clothing
>by the time I can buy it, it is not longer /fa/ but a meme

the sorrow is fucking unreal

>>12155930
that's not him. and that's the joke. stupid

>save up money for /fa/ article of clothing
>by the time I can buy it, it is not longer /fa/ but a meme
>mfw

the sorrow is fucking unreal

>>12153241
>Buy piece of clothing
>Realise the fits you initially planned out wouldn't actually look that great
>"Buyer pays return costs"
>Contemplate on whether it's worth sending back or not

>>12153241
>poorfag
>keep missing good deals

>>12155205
good post

>>12153759
L-London?

>drinking coffee
Enjoy your erectile dysfunction

>>12153253
>see fuckboy in bleach white everything
>go out of my way to tread on his heels

who /d e v i l i s h/ here?

how do you respond when a female friend makes a joke about dominating you when you secretly want that but are too scared to admit it

>>12153241
>spend thousands on clothes and shoes that I hate and barely wear
who here FASHION VICTIM

>>12155940
I'll take your raf geos off you laddie

>be tall and have good body
>have no general style
>be poorfag so can't buy /fa/ things
>indecisive as fuck

>>12153363
This except not thinspo but ottermode, I'm also 5'7

>>12157315
This desu, but usually it goes
>buy clothes
>damn i like these
>damn I barely have anything that'd make a good fit with it
>wear it 2 more times in a very similar fit
>ok now i hate it
>ff 2 months later buy new clothes
>damn these look great with the new clothes
>repeat

>feeling superior to other people because i dress better and have higher music IQ and film IQ

>can't talk to people

>>12155205
You're allowed to keep posting now

>>12157490
H&M basics is a cheap way to become alot more /fa/

>get haircut
>barber asks if i like it, i do
>feeling good
>go home and look in mirror
>fucking kill me

>>12153801
Cps look better beaten up. I'm happy when people step on mine

>>12153435
Time to suicide by starvation

>>12158119

This feel is fucking real

>>12153241
Put a healthy amount of cream in it and it won't stain if you spill

>>12153283

>>12153283
>>12158171

I live in Florida and can only wear pants for the ~3 days of winter that we have before it goes back to being a moist 100 degree armpit environment

I don't choose to wear tank tops/hawaiin shirts and shorts all the time, they chose me

>>12155698
embrace your hair anon. accept your fate and look for something that suits it

>>12158145
>t.s cuck

>>12153759

>be short and small feet
>can only wear size 6 vans because everything else is too loose
>all my pants are too long and it's too cold to cuff my pants
>have to cop shoes in the kids section
>has huge ass so everything is loose in the waist/fitted in the thigh
Such is the life of a thicc short girl.

>family makes fun of and actively disagrees with your fashion and style choices
FUCK OFF

>>12158119
This.

>can't find any pair of sock
>wearing mismatching socks without realizing half way through the day
>can't change them for rest of the day
>get home take off shoes
the mismatched sock was inside out too

>>12153788
smoking is /fa but if only you do it sparingly.

good example is the character Frank Underwood from House of Cards. If you've seen the show you know what I mean.

>>12153241
>flat feet
>shoes with arch supports in them are incredibly painful i.e. sambas

>narrow feet
>have to tie every pair of shoes really fucking tight

>right foot is slightly different sized than left
>left foot fits perfectly in shoe
>right foot heel is loose

>pants fit perfectly in legs and thighs
>waste is too big
>the size down to fit waste, now too tight in legs and thighs

>walking up stairs in new white shoes
>accidently kick a muddy step
>silently have an autistic fit in my head about how it's fucking 60 degrees, muddy, and raining in fucking winter and if the weather wasn't so fucking retarded this wouldn't have happened to me

>go back home from college, have a black doge
>white clothes permanently covered in black fur

>>12159141

>>12157620
>in engineering school
>see some students wearing:

>tucked in striped polo
>baggy khakis or blue jeans
>pic related or those ridiculous white grandma tier new balances
>white low socks
>wire frames

>instantly lose all respect for them

>>12155923
>goo,jpg

kek

>>12153241
>buy nice white shirt
>spill coffee on it

>>12153241
>by nice coffee
>spill white shirt on it

>>12157164
>>12158280
I'm attracted to girls, m8's.

>>12157277
please respond, she did it again

>>12153283
Take off layers as you get hot, that's the reason to wear more than one layer.

>>12159740
if shes talking about then you should try to keep bringing up instances where she can continually mention it and then you should know where to go from there