/fa/ - Fashion

>please sir, take my wallet right out of my pocket. i have robbed myself of all peripheral vision and limited my mobility for you

>>12150017
i like to encourage intruders

Imagine popping that collar

>>12150589

and to yourself having to be all like "damn, fuckboy, playa playa you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with me, both my character and the real me." when all I really wants to do is jack off to tranny porn and lurk /fa/. Like seriously imagine having to be that collar and not only sit on those bony shoulders while your Jamie Lee Curtis type disgusting body wears it, the favorable lighting barely concealing the acne marks and greasy skin, and just sit there, popped collar after popped collar, hour after hour, while he perfected that pose. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on Instagram tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, THAT JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOK ALIKE LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his feminine fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been sitting in a warehouse with nothing but a healthy diet of dry cleaning and later alleged sheep rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Scotland. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his dimpled chin as he sucks in his gut to writhe it suggestively at everyone, smugly assured that everyone enjoys the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "statuesque (for that is what he calls himself)" beauty, the beauty he worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the photographer calls for another take, and you know you could pop every single person in this room before the designer could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're a fucking popped collar. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your collar and bear it.

>>12150673

>>12150673
wait are you the same guy who posted on the cringe thread
ur funny start tripfagging

>>12150011
Uhh

>>12151206

no I am not and no but thank you

>>12150673
I've never been roasted this hard in my entire life

>>12150673
Good job son

>>12151593

memes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcOWMohYTVo

>>12151117
>>12151206
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>>12151601
fucking newfags

>>12151678
*whips out dick*
suck

>>12151690

*unzips katana*

nothing personal kid

>>12150673

>>12150673

>>12150011
2017 is officially the year of the big coat niggas.

>>12150673
>tfw no one has realised this is an ancient pasta about jamie lee curtis yet despite it getting posted every day on /tv/
tells you a lot about how lurks /fa/
its almost like there's a correlation to the amount of newfags on a board and how shit it is as /fa/ is the worst board on 4chan now and has the most underaged posters/redditors

>>12151805
>tells you a lot about how lurks /fa/
You mean people who don't go to the shitposting loop that is /tv/? People get tired of the billion cunny kino threads, you know.

>>12151812
it's been posted in some form or the other on literally every board since it's conception and you'd know this if you weren't 12 and fresh from /r/streetwear

>>12151802

DRAKE?

>>12151818
wew lad

It's all over the shitposting boards like /tv/, /sp/, and /pol/; but not so much on the more niche hobby related boards.

The 2017 trend is puffy jackets.

>>12151872

wev been there done that

>>12150011
>>12151802
godlike coats pic related

>>12150011

sup breh sick fit whats yo insta

why are they so expensive always?

>>12152093
I have a coat like that

>>12152424
almost copped an acne one, too, but like >>12152367 mentioned they're damned expensive. this one was eur 2300

>>12152429
oh and here's the men's version

>>12151802

>>12152479

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>>12152432

fuck you spent a lot on something not so great

>>12150011
take off the arm belts and 2 of the collars and I'd wear it

>>12153738
>ruin the design aesthetic and I'd wear it

/fa/ everyone

>>12153738

looks like someone doesn't like Final Fantasy

>>12150011
>want to wear my jacket that has a fur trim on the collar
>too insecure, think everyone is gonna stare/laugh at me

how do I get over this? Are they laughing?

>>12153878
>be you
>be /v/ermin
>attempt to make a joke
>it's shit

Cross-board humor just doesn't work. Spend more time here if you want to make /fa/ jokes, but otherwise avoid it.

>>12153962
>heh.. this is OUR board.. better learn our rules if you wanna stay, kid..

>>12153970
That's fashion in a nutshell, yeah. Glad you know where you are.