/fa/ - Fashion

>>12149743
People would laugh at you behind your back.
A few to your face.

You would look like an autistic faggot, so I guess others benefit by not having to talk to you to find that out.

>>12149743

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ri_Kn90fbVo

>>12149743
Get lots of pussy with my PUA Peacocking style. My secret PUA name would be "teenus".

I think I could rock that shit, son.

>>12149743
Nothing because everything is acceptable in this perverted and sick society.

>>12149743
>What would happen if you tried to unironicly dress like this in real life? (Imagine it's not filthy)


i won't lie, aside from the hat, it's a cool outfit and i like it

>>12149743
There's a Maori vagrant who used to wear a Viking helm for no reason in the city here. It was funny, but I bet no one fucked with him.

>>12149743
you will be a big guy

>>12149743
bro, I used to live in Pennsylvania and this is Sunday clothes

>>12149751
I would get nicked if I rolled round in a metal balaclava with two deadly weapons poking out the top

>>12149743
I wouldn't wear the hat and the pants would be more modern (work pants)

Some quality boots

love the coat though

I say we move to make Fascism Fashionable.

Fascion, if you will.

Look like some Elder Maxson Fascion Icon.

Once the men of a movement are attractive, it attracts women.

Once a movement attracts women, it attracts the rest of the men.

This would be a huge part of developing our ideals further.

there was a pair of negors in the library the other day, one of whom was dressed like op pic, albeit minus the top cap. he was wearing a duster, to be specific -- made me think of the discussion of Columbine on here the other day, and the (somewhat ridiculous) debate whether the lads' dusters were for style or spree-killer practical-ware.

he (the negor) carried it off, to some extent, but looked a bit uncomfortable and self-conscious among mostly neatly dressed middle-class white people.

>>12149743
As someone who lives in San Francisco I'm pretty sure I could wear this and not attract a second glance. You have no idea what some of the weird fucks around here wear. Really the only thing weird is the hat anyways.

PS I own a leather duster already.

>>12149743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIMVrX9CaVw

>>12149755
*work pants = carhartt fyi

>>12149743
I've dressed close to that look before and gotten many random compliments.

Had a fedora like hat (still have it.) Leather trench coat. Upper Middle class clothes/shoes. Shaved face and short hair.

[Without the hat.] I was being a tourist in DC and several cuties came up to me and asked me to take their pictures. One in particular was very hot and when she stood for a profile shot I said "Now that's the good one!" The Cops who stroll around the Supreme Court building perimeter laughed and repeated the phrase and all 4 (me, the girl and the two cops) of us smiled and laughed.

[With the hat] Several random cuties saying OMG! Where did you get that hat? (The Finishing Touch kiosk at Pentagon City Mall.)

Make sure you stay clean when you rock the hat and trench/over coat look. It will take you light years ahead of your competition.

>>12149743
Trench coats and hats get all the ladies in the lunch room.

>>12149747
>teenus
Because you have a tiny penis?

>>12149758
that entire movie was non-stop cringe wasn't it?

>>12149743

in the middle of this summer ? i would die

>>12149760
This has convinced me, ty my friend

>>12149755
>Fascion
Get out.

>>12149764
The rival cartels would chop man up in the back of a BMW for wearing it?

>>12149744
This. I used to dress like pic related as a teenager and just got some weird looks and the occasional vocal critic. Hell, I can hear the tired ridicule from behind the screen right now.

>>12149743
I would be the coolest bulgar in my bloc

everyone normal would be pleased that they are experiencing some novelty.

then everyone who is vain beyond belief would panic because they are not the center of attention and start insulting you.

>>12149743
If /fit/ slay
If fat look a fool

>>12149751
in my home town one homeless guy used to wear a latex nazi hat but without a totenkamph or swasticas.
i think it was like part of a sex outfit because the sex store had recently gone out of business and they had a big sale.

you tell me.

>>12149771
What if you were ripped but 5'9

>>12149773

dear god im sorry, heres a larger one.

>>12149743
Depends. Ask yourself, "do I look like Tom Hardy?"
If the answer is no, then don't wear it.
If the answer is yes, don't do it either because Big Guy is not an autistic faggot and doesn't dress like that irl.

>>12149758
What The Fuck Was His Problem?

>>12149775
"Chang my boi, go fetch me my newspaper"

It is the same as a flame shirt only thing different is now bitches don't think you have a fire cock

>>12149774
Kys manlet

>>12149748
definitely.

>>12149743

>>12149775
huh I didn't know they made a live action Up

>>12149744
if only people would laugh at degenerates as they do with clothing and we would have a better society.

>>12149774
do it

>>12149774
Tom, you're a great actor you can pass with dressing a little eccentric.

>>12149743
Isn't that a period piece?

>>12149778
You owe me a new keyboard, this ones covered in the water I was drinking now.

>>12149775
dude looks like a boss

>>12149743
Any of these

>>12149775
There goes Mr. Humbug,
There goes Mr Grim.
If they gave a prize for being mean,
The winner would be him.

>>12149789

>>12149789
why does the bottom guy look like the science advisor from civ 5

>>12149743

>Fiction always presents this as a cool way to dress
>Anyone who dresses like this IRL is mocked endlessly

This has to be some form of Jewery

As an aside, trench coats/greatcoats/topcoats/ what have you are best worn with formal wear (i.e. over a suit when it's cold and/or rainy), IMO

>>12149791
Still gets me every time. This nigger can dress.

>>12149791
badass af desu

>>12149794
You know you dress well when people make fanart of you for years.

>>12149754
>uk
>can't own hats cause too dangerous
Sounds about right

>>12149791
Is that Terrel Owens on the left?

>>12149753
>bro, I used to live in Pennsylvania and this is Sunday clothes
Bro, I live in Pennsylvania......This is infact Sunday clothes. The top-hat is only for functions like Pork and Sour-kraut night at the local lodge or Groundhogs Day.

>>12149743
If it was 100 years ago like when the show takes place, not much.

>>12149743
Honesty?
>6'3
>220
>Strong Jaw
>Big dick

I'd look pretty damn good.

>>12149800
If you dressed like that in 1917 they would probably lynch you for being a niggerfaggot.

>>12149798
Shit I've seen that picture hundreds of times and never noticed him, I'm pretty sure it is

>>12149801
Friendly reminder anyone who posts stats online is a liar

>>12149743
I like those hats....would never wear one though

>>12149755
>our ideals
get the fuck outta here
>>>/pol/

>>12149760
>[Without the hat.] I was being a tourist in DC and several cuties came up to me and asked me to take their pictures. One in particular was very hot and when she stood for a profile shot I said "Now that's the good one!" The Cops who stroll around the Supreme Court building perimeter laughed and repeated the phrase and all 4 (me, the girl and the two cops) of us smiled and laughed.
Cute

>>12149791
that fucking sleeve roll is sick

>>12149751
>>12149772
What the heck kind of town do y'all live in and how can I move there to chill with bizarro homelessnessbros

>>12149775
fashion GOD

Beasts all over the shop...

You'll be one sooner or later...

>>12149747
>>12149762
teenus peenus

>>12149760
>actually believing grills who complimented your fedora
you should seek help with that big cup of autism you got there

>>12151948
Yeah, 4chan told me that it's absolutely impossible that someone could like that hat, must be true

There' a time and place for everything and wearing clothing like this also depends on your social circle. Send Tim Gunn to a town in Nebraska and he'd probably get a couple of looks and sly comments, even though he's usually dressed and groomed without fault and has a great eye for fashion and years of experience with clothes.