/fa/ - Fashion

>>12047724
Then shave those disgusting brown pubes off your face.

>tfw my hair doesn't have enough volume to look like bateman

I-is this autistic?

>>12047724
you need more muscles though

>>12047724
P.bate would be disgusted

>>12047730
wash your hairs before going to sleep. helps me

>>12047735
Bateman doesn't have that much mass?

>>12047730
No it looks fine but I would recommend shaving

>>12047724
nice bod, bad shorts

>>12047747
but like 1,5 times more than you. you need more muscles

>>12047730
let it get longer and try using hair spray.

>>12047724

>>12047767
not really, that's the low bf% in the shot- op has similar amounts of mass, not as vascular though

>>12047840
Yeah, if my bodyfat gets lower than this my dick stops working.

>>12047724
>>12047730
but bateman in white

>>12047724
what's your routine?

>>12047913
I know
I guess atleast i have brown hair and pretty good skin.

I actually made this thread to see some other people batemanning

>>12047730
Just
shave

can i be bateman mode or am i too ugly

>>12048165
too ugly
kill self immediately

>>12048165
ugly-cute, with a good smile. if your personality is decent, you'd be endearingly attractive.

>>12048212
ugly cute sounds nice but what exactly constitutes it
>>12048190
fml dude!!! i even have the glasses :(

Jason bateman

>>12047724
Holy fuck. Are you natty?

you will never be bateman you poo in the looer
and you shouldnt aim for that anyway
its all about daddy vahid

>>12047724
You actually look pretty good but yeah shave your face, whiten your teeth, start taking better care of your skin!

Learn how to blow dry your hair for volume.

>>12048165
Depends how tall you are, but here's what I'd do. Get ears pinned, work on smile, start working out, but keep the glasses, move to a city, wear some handmade stuff and #americana menswear. Get some "indie" hobbies, like photography, Go (围棋), screenprinting, riding and maintaining a bicycle, and cooking or something. People will think your body is naturally hot but really you will be a gymbro like everyone else. You have a good alt look and honestly really nice hair.

>>12048367
are my ears really a big deal no one outside of 4chan says anything about it

>>12048367
also the idea of maintaining a bike sounds kinda nice i ride one around my uni campus for convenience. what are some effay bikes?

>>12047747
I envy this fuck so much man

>>12048378
I mean would people tell you you were ugly to your face? No. The ears are very noticeable.

>>12048390
I know they stick out but is that actually ugly

But anyways what is 围棋

>>12048408

Go

>>12048412
Fml just cuz I'm not a weeb doesn't mean shit u goober

>>12048426
Fuck you

bod looking good

shave though for real

>>12048404
Yes

>>12047724
>>12047730
POO IN LOO!

>>12048408
It's a game called Go

>>12048378
Just the bottom of them kind of flips out

>>12048382
Get a nice lightweight frame somewhere and then build your bike from scratch

>>12048386
If it is so envied by you get a job with heavy wheelbarrow.
I'm not even from /fit/ and know this

>>12049051
You won't get shredded from work.
Diet and a little bit of training are better.
I train 2 or 3 times a week (I'm OP)

>>12048367
his teeth are white af

>>12049239
just meant it as a general tip

>>12048367
Skin, and hair are the most important ones

>>12047724
>I'm trying to be the brown christian bale
>brown christian bale
how has nobody shitposted some kek meme image in reaction to this yet?

>>12049594
XD
Ebin

>>12047724
Wrong board fuckface. We want Christian Bale/Trevor Reznik here.

>>12048165
You're really attractive, you look like an intellectual who got rich in silicon valley. A better smile and maybe teeth would improve you, a body like bateman too of course

>>12048165
Good hair, nice face. You could bateman for sure my dude youre pretty attractive

>>12049780
Lololol

>>12047730
No.
But, obsessing over a fictional character and wanting to look like him his

>>12048165
You can be the Bateman that works in call centers and kills people on designated shitting streets

>Let's see Pajeet Saarjaban's card

>>12050085
I meant that

>>12050113
Well you are autistic, but the fact that you have superior genetics and a good body will mean the autism won't fuck up your life.

Call it benign autism

>>12047730

Luke is that you?

>>12048314
i get what the guy was saying about 'ugly cute' but dont take it negatively, you got the kinda face that could get the qt-est of qts idk i cant describe. some yuppie liberal yknow, but the good kind

>>12050140
who is this?

>>12050181
>some yuppie liberal yknow,
lmao my first gf (and only technically) was a hardcore lefty
she wasn't that qt though. her personality was qt at least

>>12049185
My dad paved for a living and there's no better way to get in shape.
>500 pound lifts
>made Arnold and Bale look bad in comparison
>phenomenal chest width
>irresistible to women

>>12047730
The corners of his eyes slant downwards

you had no chance

>>12047730
You use too much product

you look decent

what was your routine+diet like

>>12047724
almost got the body, everything else is comnplete shit

>>12047724
You missed /fit/

>>12047730
Looks like you could care for your hair better

love me some bale

>>12052552
c-can I touch your muscles senpai

>>12052552
Whats your workout routine to get results like that ?
Any special diet ?

Help a faggot in need please ...

>>12050233

your stalker.

>>12052588
test and hgh

>>12052588
That's not impressive, or very hard to do

100+ grams of protein daily
2300-3200k calories depending on your current weight
do a 4 day split for 6 months

congrats

>>12047724
whats your height bro
ive been thinking about getting buff but i fear im too short to ever look like that

>>12052574
Let me cuddle you
>>12052588
search "Eric Helms Hypertrophy Routine for Intermediates" and there'll be a link to bb.com

I started as skelly I had a bit more flexibility in regard to what I could get away with eating.
Macros were roughly 150p/100f/500c
>>12053184
Why you sound so annoyed bro? anons just asking a question

>>12054006
>>12053184
Thanks a lot i appreciate it

>>12050763
and then he spawned you.

>>12047724
n looks u pretty d good es

>>12048366

1. Physical appearance

Go to the gym
Get a good haircut.
Grow a good beard, well maintained. If you can't grow a good beard keep a very clean shave.
If you wear glasses get contact lenses.
Shower twice a day.
Brush your teeth a lot.

2. Outward Projection

If you have money buy good, tailor made smart clothes.
If you don't have money, buy off the rack clothes and get them altered, doesn't cost much. Clothes have to fit right.
If you have money buy a good looking car.
If you don't, lease one.

All that is easy brah. Once you got that down come back for more.
You can do it. Set small goals. Don't be defeatist.

>>12047724
poo in the loo

>>12049780
god tier body in that film

>>12050087
>Do you like Huey Loois and the Poos?

>>12047747
What is the female equivalent of this body aesthetic?

>>12055815
Him in slp is God tier fits 100%

>>12055584
Agree with most of this but shower twice a day. How the fuck are you so sweaty that you need to wash that often?

>>12047724
there is no such thing. Whites/Aryan's will always be the alphas. It is in their nature.

Just become proficient in coding and make money.

>its sad when other races think they are GQ.

>>12057117
> a loser in real life
>tries to make himself feel better by shitting on other ethnicities
>being white doesn't change the fact that he is a waste of air and should kill himself

>>12056958
Shower before work + after the gym, not that hard.

>>12057565
his identity has no bearing on the history of human achievement.

You can't argue facts, Caucasoids have singlehandedly shaped the modern world. If you have a problem with that, educate yourselves, work hard, and rise to the level of greatness instead of complaining and playing the victim.

>>12057577
The achievements of white people are not your achievements. it doesn't matter matter what your ancestors have done, what matters is what you have done. Those who can't admit this are insecure faggots with deeper issues. You are no better the retarded WE WUZ crowd.

>>12047724
Closeted homosexual with an inferiority complex? /fa/ has been batemanwave for years.

how do i level up
help im skinny as fuck

>>12058120
Don't do the "im so ugly :(" bullshit to fish for compliments, that only works for girls.

>>12058120
Workout in the proper way, chicken. Eat only good food and drink water.

>>12058128
fuck off dickerino go eat some salami

>>12058120
why are you bending your knees inward like that? looks painful

>>12058120
Aye this is pretty gay

>>12053184
lol this self delusion

>>12058120
Why are you wearing panties you colossal faggot?

>>12056863
there is none, sister

what you are looking at is peak human performance

>>12049051
I'm pretty sure that that's not what Bale did to achieve that physique.

>>12058120
c-cute.

>>12047724
Sorry bro, you'll never look like Patrick Bateman, even trying to will give off completely different vibes than it would if you were white, not that you're doing a very good job at it. Shave and wear your clothes properly pls.