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11851448 No.11851448 [Reply] [Original]

I think it's pretty much objectively true that hard parts are the stupidest trend of all time. In about 4 months from now, people are gonna look back at pictures of themselves from this time period and cry. If you've ever had one of these monstrosities, please kill your fuck self immediately.

Also, 2017 is the year of the young Putin.
And if you can't cut your own hair you can't be /fa//

>> No.11851468

>>11851448
>And if you can't cut your own hair you can't be /fa//
According to who? You?
You're just some random 18 - 24 y/o, I don't care about your silly opinion

>> No.11851474

>>11851468
I'm 32 you stupid fucking trend victim.

I can cut the dopest fade you've ever seen on a whiteboy. If you can roll dubs I'll cut my own fucking hair however you say

>> No.11851486
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>>11851448
BEST HAIRCUTS:

1. if you have a god-tier hairline/god-tier headshape/not balding or thinning hair, then get a short military style cut
2. if you dont have all of the above then just grow your hair out long and make sure hair covers forehead.
3. if youre hair is JUST-tier then shave it bald and embrace egg-core

p.s. styled haircuts are gay, especially when you spend more than $10 for it and it requires multiple haircuts a month. your a man, cut out the faggy hairstyle shit, leave that to women and fags

>> No.11851494

>>11851448
I think anything that looks too groomed and calculated like a hard part will die soon and fall hard. Groomed beards and fades are already way faggy looking. Look out for more natural simple styles next year

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11851496

>>11851474
This hair senpai

>> No.11851497
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11851497

>>11851474
Pics or never happened, bitch ass nigga

>> No.11851500

>>11851486
Op Here

You're absolutely right.
I went to a hair cuttery in Florida once-- the barber tried to sell this dumb shit to me. I remember why I don't let people with a 5th grade education or stuck-up and equally retarded 'stylists' touch my hair.

Literally anyone can cut as well as a most professionals with little to know training. And fuccbois will never have the jawline to pull off most of this shit.

>> No.11851510

>>11851497
First nigga to roll dubs calls it and I'll cut it ITT

on my masters

>> No.11851515

>>11851500
I just buzz my hair with a 2 guard every 3 months or so. I'm lucky my jaw and hairline is solid

>> No.11851540
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>>11851474
>>11851510
rollin

>> No.11851587
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11851587

>>11851540
You win nigga

What'll it be

ic related is what we're working with

>> No.11851605

>>11851587
Wat? I didn't roll dubs though.

>> No.11851612

>>11851587
But if you're that keen, do the reverse mohawk:
>>11851540

>> No.11851686

rollin for self-cut

>> No.11851690

>>11851686
shit re-rol

>> No.11851700

>>11851686
once more c'mon

>> No.11851702

>>11851700
>>11851510
done
now do "the dopest fade"

>> No.11851749
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roll

>> No.11851818

>>11851702
you got it m8

firing up my masters now

>> No.11851819

when will the
>young *insert russian here* is GOAT hairstyle
meme end?

>> No.11851822

>>11851474
You're off your shit if you think that being 32 and being into fashion/browsing 4chan puts you ahead of the curve. You need to fucking end your life bro

>> No.11851839

>>11851448
Fuck youre dumb, having a barber who knows what the he's doing isn't a trend, Italian barbers have been doing the hard part since the 20s. Go put on some moon boots, ricktard

>> No.11851840
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>>11851702
Goin for it

I'm going with the classic low fade for a more grown up look

Starting with a 4 at about temple line

wish me luck niggas

I'm about 4 beers deep and too old to upload pics from my phone

>> No.11851847

>>11851822
Eat shit faggot I was here when I was 24

My power has been off so I felt like I'd swing by effay and make a haircut thread to show off my skills or have people laugh at me

I don't give a fuck nigger I own a home and am married to a good looking woman

Suck my dick

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OH FUCK I JUST LOPPED OFF A HUGE PEICE OF MY HAIR SOME PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO FIX THIS

>> No.11851883

>>11851880
You don't.

>> No.11851886

>>11851880
BUZZCUT

>> No.11851890

>>11851880
BUZZ NIGGA

>> No.11851909
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>>11851847
>thinks being on 4chan for 8 years is a bragging point
>reacts to anons the way ban bilzerian reacts to anything
>thinks it's about age
>claims to not give a fuck
>replies to anything he feels challenges him

pic related

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11851915

>>11851883
>>11851890
>>11851886
I DONT HAVE THE JAWLINE FOR THAT SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK I'M MEETING CLIENTS AT FUCKING 930 WTF I WAS JUSt

having a giggle?

Does anyone know what I can do to salvage my career?

>> No.11851929

>>11851474
>trend victim
what about my post suggests that I take part in trends?
you should calm down and not get so defensive, OP.

>> No.11851943

>>11851929
That stupid fuccboi part is the worst trend of all time hands down

>> No.11851955

>>11851943
I agree that the hard part is a stupid trend but I never said I had it or that I care for it.

I don't care about your silly opinion regarding "if you can't cut your own hair you can't be /fa/"

>> No.11852444

>>11851915
Not a typical-regular /fa/ggot here, but i personally think that looks fine.

>> No.11852472

>>11851915
hmmmmmmmm my folks in the mfa irc are telling you to just grow a beard

>> No.11852493

>>11851448
wtf people, I mean idiots have been doing this since I was in highschool. I'm 27 btw.

>> No.11852496

>>11852472
Before 9:30?

>> No.11853512

>>11851915
recently started cutting my own hair as well. more or less just what you do.. clean up the sides/back with a slight fade.

just depends on the day, i think. some days i leave a cleaner fade, other days a little harder part. im p good looking though (as are you), so it doesn't really matter if you fuck up a bit.. lol

this got me thinking, though, about a really y2k fit with a super hard part, all around the head, or something. not sure yet.. trying to find inspo

>> No.11853586

im thinking about unironically getting a bowl cut

>> No.11854024

>>11851486

Best haircut is young Leo you cuck

>> No.11854038

>>11851915

Stick your tongue out then close your teeth make sure all of your tongue is on roof of mouth and your tip of tongue on the top between your two front teeth