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11763702 No.11763702 [Reply] [Original]

i want to fucking kill myself every day because of my dumb fucking face how do i fix it please help /fa/

>> No.11763706

>>11763702
those frames are cool but they are way too big for your face.

>> No.11763722

Average male face

>> No.11763749

Get /fit/ and buzzcut desu. Also lose the glasses.

>> No.11763760

You're cute. Just dress good and people will fuck with you

>> No.11763767

>>11763702
shave your head, get tattoos and start smoking

>> No.11763769

>>11763706
that's what I was gonna say. The big problem with your frames are those big frames (haha(

>> No.11763775

Lift weight ya fawkin nu male

>> No.11763784

>>11763702
You're cute. You have a better face than most of the people on /fa/ desu

>> No.11763789

You need to gain fat. You've got skinny faggot weak jaw syndrome.

>> No.11763791

>>11763702
ou're hair like chocolate

>> No.11763828

>>11763702
you look fine desu just chop some wood or something

>> No.11763925

extend your jaw forward 24/7

>> No.11764719

>>11763702
u look like every white guy ive ever met

>> No.11764744
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>>11763702
All I see is God-tier Yuppie genetics. Drop that sweater, get better glasses (these round brown ones), wear suits, start pretending your rich, make everyone around you feel inadequate and poor.

>> No.11764749

>>11763702
gain a little w8
lift a bit more
dress like chad

>> No.11764774
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>>11764744
>>11764749
This

Start working out, try to get a somewhat athletic build, and start wearing preppy / professorcore shit.
Your face is fine, senpai. U just gotta dress in a way that compliments it.

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>>11763749
>buzzcut

>> No.11764863

Bulk up
You look like an aushwitz survivor

>> No.11764938

Stop making yourself look so tiny by wearing such big frames, you seriously have that stereotypical nucuck-look

>> No.11765109

>>11763702

Fucking nu male

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>> No.11765404

>>11765401
The young Wolverine right here

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please fucking help me /fa/

>> No.11765418

>>11764744
Literally this.
Also drop these glasses you look dumb. Also try doing a different face than that, makes you look depressed and boring.

>> No.11765444

You look 15. Ifyou're underage, give it a few years and itll sort out

>> No.11765454
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>>11763702
u look like the guy in ratatoiue or whatever

>> No.11765540

>>11763702
Put a scar across one eye. Chicks dig scars.

>> No.11765545

>>11763749
What the fuck is with you faggots and buzzcuts? Get a grip that you look borderline autistic unless if you're a chad with a great jawline.

>> No.11765546

>>11763702
Shave your head and lose these frames.

>> No.11765556

>>11763702
pretty low T face,
I say lift, and grow a beard

>> No.11765587

>>11763702
eric?

>> No.11765591

Practice smiling. I'm not kidding, practice it. Actors do this for hours so they can determine exactly what the camera sees: learn to smile in a way that isn't creepy or retarded and then do it a lot. Everyone looks better when they smile. If your face is in neutral, people will assume your brain is too.

>> No.11765641

>>11763706
THIS, glasses should be bigger than your cheekbones

>> No.11765746

>>11763702
you look like a highschooler

your face is going to look better when you get older

stop giving a shit right now you fucking faggot

>> No.11765751

>>11765591
Excellent advice. I do this too, except I did it without knowing it was a thing since my smile was creepy and ugly and I wanted to change it. With practice it gets better.

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>>11763702
Not as bad as me lad

>> No.11765940

>>11765753
>thread with someone feeling bad about face
>I'm sure they'll love to see a pic of me
>biggest guy on the plane hehe xd.jpg

>> No.11766455

>>11765940
>>11765753
Kek

>> No.11766478

Kek

OP I know dudes here like female opinions. As a female I think you're cute. I probably would have had a lo-key crush on you in hs (as in, not obsessive, wouldn't think about you all the time, but I'd probably glow a little inside if you smiled at me).

Those glasses are not good though. Also, don't listen to anyone telling you to get a buzz cut . they're joking you have great hair.

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>>11763702
is this your little brother?

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>>11763702
You're like 14 you'll be better looking when you grow up. Also those glasses make you look like a cartoon character.

When you get a bit older you should consider a 1992 Geo Tracker, the official car of /fa/ as a first car.

>> No.11766601

>>11763702
Am i the only one that thinks this kid looks fine

>> No.11766678

>>11766601
No, like, he's absolutely fine. He could land a decent-looking gf no problem if he would stop posting his face with that dumb self deprecatory shit on an image board and reinforcing his own insecurities.

>> No.11766693

You have a pretty decent face, your major downfall is your chin and jaw, which you'll be glad to know can be improved. Look up Dr Mike Mew and start chewing tough gum

>> No.11766705

>>11763702
You look fine man don't sweat it

You could totally pull off an edgy Cole Mohr kinda look

Definitely either get contacts or smaller frames and buff up a little at the gym

>> No.11766730

>>11766693
so what we just put our tongues on the roof of our mouth and chew falim gum and you have an improved jaw in a couple months?

>> No.11766754

>>11766730
Watch his lectures and speeches

>> No.11766773

>>11763749
His face isn't ideal for a buzzcut but it still would be better than his current vomit inducing hairstyle, his face is slim and "long" so his fucking 10 feet tall pompadour makes it look terrible.

>> No.11766812

>>11763702
See a Psychologist for your body dysmorphic disorder.

>> No.11766816

>>11766812
This and also style your hair in a different way, the pompadour ruins your proportions, ah, the glasses are too big too.

>> No.11766863

>>11766730
Certainly can't expect changes in a couple of months, all depends on your current jaw structure and your age. Younger you are the better obviously, but it may take several years to notice any major change. Luckily it becomes a natural position after a couple of months of constantly having to remind yourself to do it, and some people may instantly look better simply for the fact that bringing your tongue up to the roof of your mouth sucks up the skin underneath the jaw and makes it look more refined

>> No.11766946

>>11766863
I know you're supposed to put most of your tonhue on the roof of your mouth but where do you start?
The tip of my tongue is around where the hard and soft palette meet.
is this right?

>> No.11767000

>>11766946
Do a cheesy smile and swallow. Notice how your tongue naturally moves to the top of your mouth? That's how it's supposed to sit all the time

>> No.11767048

>>11766863
Actually don't expect any changes, I've doing that for months (maybe more than a year) and my jaw hasn't changed at all, I look better because my tongue now supports my face properly but the bone structure hasn't changed and I don't expect it to change. OP consider a chin implant after trying the tongue thing for a while, it's the only real solution with guaranteed and predictable aesthtic improvements.

>> No.11767099

>>11763702
lift, get big, you'll look better

>> No.11767324

>>11763702

The facial expression is the worst part. It conveys a great deal of emptiness and inner turmoil. You can bulk up whatever but wearing that expression on a better body won't make you more appealing/ charismatic. The work out will help lift your mood but you should also work out your issues too.