/fa/ - Fashion

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>>11645607
Are yellow kitchen gloves effay?

No.

ITT: fatties

>>11646408
Swimers chest are kinda flat

Nice abs tho

>>11647219

>>11647219
flat built chests are effay, why would you want man tits?

jake gylenhaal in southpaw
now fuck off nigs

>>11647494

How do I cop this bod?

>>11648201
Kill urself

The opinion of a /fit/izen
>>11645608
Clavicle too narrow, decent ottermode build though.
>>11645637
Yes
>>11646171
Yes
>>11646408
He has an incredible strange build, it makes him good at swimming but otherwise he is unaesthetic af
>>11647190
Not bad, not something to strive for though
>>11647201
Ottermode, idel for /fa/ I guess
>>11647243
Yes
>>11647248
Disgustingly narrow clavicle with a wide waist to match. This is the ideal physique if you strive to be a genetic dead end
>>11647804
Fuark 'mirin
>>11647813
This is a joke right?
>>11648201
I posted that, so obviously I'm going to think it's the ideal.

>>11647813
Nah

Remember that girls think that in order to look like that you only need to bike to workplace and cut the sugar in coffee.

>>11648783
>tfw super skinny
>very fast metabolism
>really would have won the lottery if I was a girl
>impossible to gain weight since I hate eating and prefer cardio over lifting weights
fuck my life

>>11648807
You're probably just not eating enough. I felt the same way but turns out I didn't have a fast metabolism, I just thought I was eating more than I was. 7000 calorie crew reppin.

>>11647813
best itt so far

>>11648201
Sick brah

>>11648216
>Ottermode
What does this mean, /fit/ friend?

>>11645607
I'm fucking tired of Brad Pitts meme physique in this movie, seriously. Those fucking overdeveloped abs and shitty chest. It's terrible. Sure smells like Reddit
>>11645637
Now this is good shit

>>11647813
This

>>11648216
Fuck off /fit/.

someone on the internet has a different opinion to me >:(((

>>11645607
pecs too small, arms too big

>>11649658

>>11649661

>>11649663

>>11649668

>>11649661
Best ITT if not best thinspo ever.

>>11649668
hot

some anon posted their body in one of these a while ago, im a skinny/slightly skinny fat fuck and this s my goal for now and what i would consider an effay body

>>11648807
fast metabolism doesnt exist

>>11649725
How do you achieve this kind of body

>>11648807
lol >impossible to gain weight

Have you tried actually eating, or do you still think that 2 servings of chicken breast/brown rice/brocolli is "le bulk mode"?

Fuck off skelly.

>>11649725
This is like my body when I don't workout

>>11650483

>>11650361
sounds weird af but the same anon also posted his workout routine which i also saved here it is:
Push pull split basically means one day with pushing motion, next with pulling. Pushing mostly works chest and triceps, pull works back and biceps. I don't do squats or dead's because all my muscle insertions come in really high so it gives me bitch legs, instead I just hop on an eliptical for 15 minutes and turn the resistance up a good bit.

Day one would be
Dumbell incline bench
Dumbell bench
Pec fly
Weighted dip
Overhead press
Optional tricep extension

Day two is
Weighted pull ups
Lat pull downs
Standing row
Bent over row
Curls

Add on core work, I like hanging leg lifts and hanging kick slide

Plus cardio of your choice after, I like eliptical

>>11648807
>Likes skinny guys not seeing the problem.

>>11649658
>>11649663
>>11649668
This is the ideal maybe a little bigger but this is good.

>>11649725
This body is fucking hot, perfection.

Guys like this get bitches.

Look at these hunks

>all these homos

Hetero female here. Dadbody is where it's at
And H A I R goddamnit, shaved boys go

>>11651092
So, should I not concern about my ass cheeks hair?

>>11647813
Is this achievable natty?

>>11651502
not really, unless you want a girl to eat your butt

>>11651525

>>11649682
>>11649668
>>11649663
>>11649661
>>11649658
i hope this is joke

if not, have fun literally never attracting a woman in your life

even if you find some strange pretentious artsy gf she will always instinctually crave Chads cock

>>11646171
Nah, that is based Fincher and knowing how to make a man sexy af with lighting and makeup

>>11651564
>needs roids to get girls

sad really

>>11645607
i'd fuck brad pitt

>>11649016
Pic related will do a better job explaining than me, but it is basically someone with slight amount of muscle tone who is very lean. It is your average guys goal body and is easily achievable naturally. For this board and the general populous it is definitely something to strive for, on /fit/ and amongst other lifting communities not so much. That't just because we are a bunch of self-obsessed, insecure, narcissistic sufferers of body dysmorphia though.

>>11651670
>>11649016
Forgot pic related

>>11651672
Best body type just needs to be at least 6'0 and panties will be dropped.

>>11651587
>2016
>still thinking you need roids to get ripped

>>11651502
Shave plz shit is nasty

>>11650739
>>11649725


lmao its hilarious seeing my body posted on /fa as goal body

>>11650799
I rarely get bitches, but then again I don't size down on T-shirts and wear douche shit

>>11651707
If it makes you feel better, sizing down wouldn't make you look built anyway. Refer to my ottermode picture above.

>>11651689
>dodging the actual point of the post

>>11651587
theres huge amount of middle ground between being a disgusting skeleton and using roids

kek i laugh every time i see how fucked up is the concept of muscular aesthetics these /fa/gs want to achieve

Kill urselves my mates

>>11651936
Why dont you fuck off then nu male cuck

More Oliver

>>11648807
>gf's younger brother asks me to take him to gym
>says he's never been able to put on weight
>I set him on a weight gain diet
>two weeks he hasn't gained weight
>Are you drinking the milkshakes?
>y-yeah
>Every night?
>w-well I missed a couple
>turns out he only had it the first night.
>for the next two weeks I witness the shake-drinking to make sure
>he gains weight

I had a roommate that was exactly like that too, always talked about how much he ate, and when I asked him what he ate, he'd say "well I skipped breakfast, but I had THREE whole poptarts for lunch, and a WHOLE plate of spaghetti for lunch."

You 'hardgainers' just gotta eat

>>11652387
This. I used to think no hamburger could fatten me

then i hit 20s and just fucking ate like OP at a dick sucking contest

>>11651509
no. you need to inject massive amounts of estrogen

>>11651672
>>11651670
Thanks dude, appreciate it

>>11651672
>ottermode
>Lautner, Pitt

they are manlets. pitt is 5'10
lautner is 5'8
they cannot be ottermode, which takes an elongated body

Swimmer body no contest
Elite combination of power & elegance

Manlets should optimally kill them selves desu

Russians are huge in sports. But why are Russians so nigger tier at swimming?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_world_records_in_swimming

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Olympic_records_in_swimming

Embarrassing

>>11650849
thin&buzzcut inspo, if you would add a little bit of rick then you have a perfect /fa/

>>11652645
way too bulging
tryhard af

The body should be tall and organic looking muscles.

Bulging muscles are tryhard

>>11651564
Plenty of gay men are into it. I'm sure some women are too. You do know they don't all have cookie cutter taste?

>>11651672
>5'7
>145lb
>5-7% bodyfat

bullshit. I'm 5'8, 148lb and have at least 15% bodyfat. There is no way he only weighs 3lb less and has 10% less bodyfat.

>>11648201
fucking champ

Is this the body thread? Are we allowed to post pics and ask for advice?

>>11649661
I'm gay but I only like guys like this
is it okay?

>>11651564
Ew gross, who the fuck wants to attract a woman? Women are literally crazy degenerates, It's torture being in a relationship with one, gay men have it so much better. Men are far far more rational and open minded, plus, have you taken a look at most woman? >35% body fat, terrible taste in fashion and aesthetics in general, roughhouse, bitchy and you're likely going to be accused of rape if you sleep with one.

>>11653264
>I'm not manly enough to deal with bitches

>>11647219

genetics determine what your chest muscle look like you idiot

muscles are either big or small. how you get them to grow doesn't somehow change their shape, just how big they are

>>11648201

the god

>>11648216

I can only imagine what YOU look like

>>11648201
RIP ;_;

>>11648201
Eh

>>11652562
>those long torsos

lmao not /fa/ at all

>>11648201
tryhard faggot alert lmao
>attention whote tats
check
>insecure faggy roid user
check
>gay ass short shorts
check
>posing for selfies for his facebook
check

total fucking trainwreck cock sucker

>>11655060
Talk about insecure

>>11655060
>actively posts on 4chan.org
>calls others names

what a predicament you must find yourself in, friendo

>>11647813
im skinnier than this, fuck being scrawny

>>11651525
Female. Love eating me some fuzzy man ass.

>>11645637
how to achieve?

>>11655405
he literally gives his routine in the first 5 minutes of the movie dumbass

>>11655411
He talks more about his skin care products than his exercise rutine

>>11655411
>implying

>>11652656
No, not "organic" looking muscles. It should be something that shows you go to the gym and take care of yourself. Not full on "I lift for 3 hours a day and have no other hobbies"

>>11655060
THIS. So much this!
Imagine being so insecure to pay money for those shitty tramp stamp tattoos and to take drugs to look like an ugly swollen balloon man. LMAO

>>11655405
So assuming you are starting off as a 5"10 skeltal here is how you would achieve Bale's physique in American Psycho.

Bulk for 9 months on some type of bodybuilding routine, start off with a newbie program for 3 months then switch to PPL. After those 9 months are up you should have gained a sizeable amount of weight. Now it is time for the cut. You must now continue whatever program you are on but instead of eating at a caloric surplus you must eat at a deficit. Adding in cardio is not a must but it is recommended. I recommend you read the /fit/ sticky, but what I laid out is the basic steps. Just remember "you gotta eat big to get big"

>>11655060
>>11655822
That guy had more fun in one day than you two have had in your entire lives combined, have fun being sad cunts.
>>11655831
Also forgot to add, the cut would last about 3 months if executed successfully. Congratulations, you have achieved the ottermode physique. Now you can either maintain that body, continue to bulk, or just quit lifting all together. The choice is yours.

>>11655060
This

>>11648201

Welp. If we are gonna go that way

>>11656208
This the best by far

He doesn't look too buff when he has his clothes on

this is objectively the best balance between /fit/ and /fa/

>>11652568
I'm guessing it's because pursuing swimming costs a ton of money mostly because you need to pay for the construction and maintenance of a pool, Russia being rather poor they excell at things like wrestling where almost no money is needed to practice

>>11656223
Seems like he worked out more on his back than his chest

>>11656223
He looks like a fucking ninja turtle with that bigass back

>>11645607

>>11650849
>gif

I was half expecting them to do some spooky skely dance

>>11656375
>>11656296

Stop the shit posting

>>11655841
>Bodybuilders have fun

>>11651672
ludwig (guy in hat and pink pants) is definitely beyond otter. He's pretty tall, too.

>>11648807
you don't have a fast metabolism, you just don't eat.

where cam i go from here to progress in the right direction? 6'0 tall

>>11656723
lmao

>>11650340
Mishima reppin'

>>11647813
This.

>>11656723
arms n chest, keep your bodyfat down - tweak your diet to include more fish and rice. I dont really know anything compared to /fit/, go there and try look for a beginners guide in the sticky or something.

>>11648201

greatest]of
all time
[sleep now swe
et prince

>>11648807
not this again

different in every country, apparently

>>11656221
Fucking love frank medrano

>>11659920
very nice. You'd look even better with a tan

>>11659920
routine?

as someone from /fit/
its ok, deffinently better than normal
but not ideal, he still needs 10 or 15 pounds.

>>11647269
nope, a weak ass chest is not effay

>>11651672
Holy shit is that the kid from NeverBackDown? i remember being younger and thinking he was HUGE.. wow hes little

>>11652645
thats pretty good.

>>11660292
I disagree. Moobs will turn all your clothing into drapes.

>>11655060
>gay ass short short
you just fucked up fag
you got legs like a god you show them off
think before you suck dick

>>11660321
you are the dick sucker looking at some dudes legs you triggered little bitch lmao :^)

>>11656203
>>11655822
>>11655060
same fag

>>11660314
You want shirts tight on you chest, I constantly have girls rub mine. It has even gotten fucking weird a couple times.

>>11660327
>triggerd
>being a faggot
i kekd

I'm getting there. Just can't find a style that fits me so I've been sticking with gym attire recently

>>11659817
the UK is no way accurate, i dont know anyone who wants some chubby, built fat physique

>>11651687
6'2 *

>>11656223
Dream back right there

>>11649668
>>11649661
>>11649658
Girls want to be dominated.
This is not what they want.

>>11661024
go outside, girls have different tastes

>>11648214
fuck off sad cunt

>>11661024
am i a girl? why does it matter what a girl wants?

>>11656465
why is this a shitpost? he looks like a beast, real man

>>11655405
steroids namely low dosages of testosterone about 250mg every week for a month in conjunction with a lifting routine at the gym

>>11663072
>250mg
>1 month
dont give people advice if you dont know what the fuck your talking about.

>>11653044
I'm bi and only like guys like that. You're fine anon

Christian Bale in American Psycho is the physique thats the best combi of fit and fa.

>>11655284
THIS
H
I
S

There's a few people here who don't get this is the ideal physique thread, not the perfect competition bodybuilding body

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yQth3QEXtA
literally anyone in this vid

RATE MY OTTERYMODE ROUTINE:

3 days a week:
Bench Press 3x8
Arm Curls 3x8
Lat Pull Downs 3x8
Cable Rows 3x8
lat raises 3x8
30 minute run

>>11663515
Fuck that routine is so shit, but since your goal is ottermode...keep at it. Only thing I would add are hanging leg raises, and maybe switch bench out for pec flies and tricep extensions.

>>11663515
ottermode is made in the kitchen

you could achieve ottermode by doing nothing but pushups every other day

>>11648931
7000 calories a day? Fucking Christ man>>11648931

>>11664034
4 scoops 2-3 times a day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJUmD3ZYS38

>tfw ottermode

>>11664053
lmao nah also get a better diet acne bra

>>11664053
Nice, you make me pretty envious anon

>>11664063
You're right about that desu

>>11661024
>implying you have to be muscular to dominate a girl

>>11661024
lmao I'm a girl and I find the skinny, lanky guys to be the most attractive.

>>11664053
To be a true otter you need to be slightly leaner brah

>>11655060
ur arguing on chan kys

>>11664878
Why's everybody feeling so butthurt for the big guy with horrible hairstyle?

>>11665067
newfags get owttt

This

>>11650799
>get bitches
i bet you don't get any judging by your post

>>11665248
agreed. the women i've known have all preferred that slightly higher bodyfat bulky physique to the ripped physiques posted on this board.

>>11665248
How tall is him?

>>11665248
How tall is he?

>>11665739
5'3" according to google

>>11665740
M A N L E T

>>11665740
Wut

He looks tall in all the pics

>>11665740
>>11665760
nvm he's 5'10" this dude was full of shit

>>11665772
Oh
178 cm
That's exactly my height

>>11664249
/fa/ attracts low test girls