/fa/ - Fashion

helo fwamile daly remindar to stey hidhratted luv u soo muhch tanks bye

>>11622885
ILY frogo

>>11622885
love you froggo

pls respond
>>11622824

>>11622885
does smoking boost metabolism or just repress appetite? i'm not a smoker or planning to, just curious

>>11622948
accidental quote sorry froggo

>>11622948
idk, but that's a cute Grimes

>>11622885
thanks frog

>>11622776
>i wish i were sky. she and zachary cole smith were so qt
goat thinspo couple

>>11622885
Love you so much <3

>>11622948
>does smoking boost metabolism
Yes

I'm going to go read that 17 page diet manifesto now. Btw I really like the new OP.

>>11622885
ty froggo. keep it moist

>>11622985
i OP'd this thread and the one before last, there's multiple right now. ty though!

Looking through the diet manual I don't see a reason to not eat the budget shit at all times.

I see lemon water everywhere tho, might swap out my coffees for green tea too.

>>11623018
It's interesting they recommend against coffee:
>>11622851

I generally have a cup in the morning, but been trying to cut down on the caffeine. I don't find it to be that great of an appetite suppressant anyways.

>>11623009
Nice having multiple OPs. This threads actually been moving pretty quick lately. Used to be only a few needed to be made a week, now it's daily. Maybe just a high traffic season, I know a lot of people are not in school.

Help!
It was going so fucking well then I took a nap
When I woke up I ate a bunch of shit and forgot all about my diet untill it was too late
This has happened before,
>following my diet like good boy
>Fall asleep
>Wake up temporarily forget about diet
>Stuff face
How do I fix this pls

>>11623034
Make something at night, that way your breakfast is ready.

Does this sound like I'll still lose weight 2day, f.am?

>Walked 5 miles.
>Apple for breakfast.
>Nothing until dinner at restaurant, which was a kale salad.
>Mostly kale leaves, radishes, a tiny bit of almond dressing, zucchini, and about a 1/4 to a 1/3 cup chickpeas
>1/2 cup mango sorbet

my shoulders in trade

>>11623037
>>>11623034 (You)
>Make something at night, that way your breakfast is ready.
No it's like I temporarily forget about my diet and end up eating garbage and then I remember
I hate like 590 calories untill I realized
"shit I'm on a diet"
Should I avoid sleep?
I just took a nap :(

>>11622933
Yes, don't be lazy and try several until you find out what suits you best. They shouldn't be lose around your ass but also not completely tight on uppee thihgs

>>11623034
get enough sleep during the night and stop taking naps. alternatively, start intermittent fasting and skip breakfast/eating right after waking up. you're always hungrier right after waking up because of cortisol so it's best to wait a couple of hours before having your first meal to avoid overeating. make it into a habit so even if you do nap your first instinct isn't to stuff your face.

>>11623048
Thanks. Are there any particular brands that are good to look for?

>>11623030
yeah, more thinspo being posted on the whole too i think? nice to see, makes me glad FA is failing at recruiting everyone

I made a TL;DR for the diet thing:
>omega 3 supplements
>a glass of water every hour (stay hidhratted!!)
>fruit: strawberries, cantaloupe, blueberries, lemons (what?), tomatoes, avocados
>vegetables: broccoli, cucumbers, green beans, zucchini, bell peppers, sprouts, salad leaves
>protein: legumes (beans, lentils, chick peas), grains (buck wheat, millet, quinoa), seeds, nuts, green leafy vegetables, salmon, tuna, chicken, eggs
>fats: nuts, avocados, seeds
>ex. breakfast: 3 fruits, fruit smoothie, porridge
>ex. lunch: salad, small serving of lean meat, avoid dressings unless olive oil and balsamic vinegar
>ex. dinner: vegetable soup, veggie stir-fry, steamed veggies with brown rice
>avoid coffee, alcohol, bread, starchy carbs, dairy, sweets, sugar substitutes, fats, sodas, junk food
>include flaxseed oil, olive oil, lemons, mushrooms, parsley, apples, spinach

I felt like a little kid learning about nutrition for the first time while reading it but it is helpful if you want to be thin but healthy. It's cool they provide something like this.

>>11623023
Wondering this too :/
They also excluded all artificial sweeteners even with zero cals, I get this one
But coffee... ? Quite lost

>>11623068
Are you german anon? If so you're my fave<3 I wanted to read that but no attention span

>>11623085
Yes and thank you <3

>>11623045
yes

>>11623084
Coffee sucks, no loss there. It gives a boost but then you go into a slump. If you drink it too late, which for many people is pretty early in the day, it fucks up your sleep.

I always shake my head when people complain about insomnia but still drink caffeine.

>>11623057
Don't really follow men's brands. Better ask /fa/ggots outside the thinspo thread
Just don't buy online, too risky getting exact fit

>>11622811
Here's that imgur album i promised
http://imgur.com/a/kdIyE

>>11623099
You need insane amounts of caffeine to mess up with your sleep, pills might do it but a cup or 2 of coffee won't do much. Even energy drinks didn't do much for me when I needed them for finals
I still don't get why they said to avoid it

>>11623068
Hey! glad you appreciated it, that's a pretty solid TL;DR

>>11623110
You're rad. Good luck with your modeling career! Whats the rest of the booklet?

>>11623114
Didn't you read the whole thing? Read pic related.

>>11623110
Thanks anon, best of luck with modelling! This is interesting stuff

>>11623123
That explanation sounds like pseudo science. Fat distribution is mostly genetics

>>11623084
Coffee, but really any stimulants, can fuck up many of your bodies cycles and clocks, resulting in the production of cholesterol which is bad for you skin and causes you to gain weight. It also acts as a laxative, and so you'll become dehydrated and lose out on the nutrients from you food.

>>11622711
he's adopted but don't say anything he has a big t-ball game tonight and i don't want him to freak out

>>11623133
Thanks anon

>>11623134
Are you going to his game? I hope you are.

>>11623126
beautiful

>>11623218
All this coffee talk got me paranoid, I'll look up for more researches about it when I'm not on phone
I'm in process of quitting energy drinks, so I'll try to experiment with and without coffee without changing my food intake. Not sure yet what period of time is a good way to judge it's effects, I'll look it up later. But the plan is to have few weeks with coffee, gradually reducing the intake then few weeks without and see how my body reacts

>>11623274
Forgot to delete the reply

>>11622885
thanks froggo ily

>>11623274
Same, gonna grab some green tea and phase out coffee.

I also want to quit smoking sometimes soon, little worried about quitting.

>>11623274
I can say my sleep improved since quitting caffeine after 9am. For a short while I completely quit but, I ended up buckling because it's comfy to have a cup first thing in the morning.

The energy drinks are for sure horrible. I quit those a while back and I'm very glad I did.

I'm actually less tired on this much reduced caffeine intake than I was when I had a bunch (I used to get triple shot lattes in the morning, then have some sugarfree red bulls in the afternoon, etc.. I was horrible).

My friend is a sleep medicine doctor (pulmonary care, does those sleep studies and such) and told me to quit and get on a sleep schedule. Schedule helps a lot because your body knows when it release the wakefulness hormones or whatever they are called.

I have orthostatic hypotension and because of it I literally can not take in enough salt and am always craving salty snacks, are there any low calorie high salt snacks that I can just keep eating?

>>11623302
Salsa? Miso soup?

>>11623302
Chicken broth you can make hella salty if it isn't already from the can

Didn't post them in last thread so here are my collarbones rn.

>>11623085
u mean like ... from the original sky posters?

>>11623339
would eat things from it since im fucking hungry

>>11623283
Same with smoking, my plan is to quit when I'm at a steady gw for a while

>>11623296
College fucked me up with energy drinks, but I think their phase is over for me. Not even carving that shit
Sleeping routine is another story, totally fucked up for years from studies and night shifts. Can't sleep like a normal human cz I have few night shifts a week but it's not something I can change any soon so rip

>>11623387
Yep, college was what got me on the energy drinks also. After college is when I gave them up.

barley tea is so fucking good it tastes like the good part of cigarettes

>>11622811
>http://pastebin.com/raw/VmmYeLYN
>If you are American, it is suitable to take your food home.

Do they NOT do this in other countries? How wasteful.

>>11623596
yes!

works gr8 iced and hot too

>>11623302
Salt's my sin too. I don't count calories much but I usually go for these:

-Smartfood White Cheddar Popcorn
-Snack Factory Pretzel Chips

Then of course:

Kale/eggplant chips
Peanuts
Green olives
Edamame with salt substitute
Some types of hummus

but my all time favorite? pumpkin seeds. you really have to watch your portion size though with these.

>>11622885
ilu frof

I accidentally replied in the other thread without realizing we migrated sry ;~;

but happy birthday to anon!! good luck with all those snacks, sounds like your plan is solid so you should be okay

>>11623682
No worries once it reaches bump limit (which it had) then new posts don't bump it.

>>11623614
Don't know how it is everywhere, but in the UK you don't usually get a large enough portion to justify taking half home.
The only place I've come across this as something offered is a pizza place in Bristol because the smallest pizza is still kind of big for one person.

>>11623682
just delete that post and post it in here

I blew it.
If I had known my friends were going to order Chinese tonight, I'd have saved all my calories, so I could have participated a little. But I already ate 350 calories today. BAH HUMBUG.........Now I'll have to wait till after they eat before I head over.

>>11623302
pickles are really high in sodium and are only like 7cal

How do I break my routine?
My life is very orderly and I always do the same things. I try not eating at my usual meal time and it just feels really wrong. ;_;

>>11623801
use drugs

>>11623813
Which ones?

>>11623749
You Blew It! is a good band, one of the few emo revival bands that hasn't devolved into that boring, sterile pop punk sound.

>>11623889
>You Blew It!
>Not boring, sterile pop punk

pick one

>>11623068
do they have a hard-on for lemons? man I should start putting lemon in my green tea.
I vote to add in coconut oil though, you can use it for so much.

>>11623897
You're wrong. Grow Up, Dude is miles better than anything that bands like Tiny Moving Parts, late The Front Bottoms, or Modern Baseball have put out.

I cut myself if I binge eat past midnight

>>11624073
post pics of scars

>>11622885
<3

I hate counting calories and logging meals so much. can't I just eat less?

fuggggg trying not to beat myself up for eating 300cal over my diet

has anyone tried pic related? how does it taste?

>>11624176
Yeah, but follow the diet plan that model anon uploaded last thread.

>>11624187
Bad.

>>11624187
It's tolerable, but be careful - sweet drinks, even when they have no real sugar, tend to spike your blood sugar and can ultimately cause hunger.

Speaking from my personal experience only, I find that I tend to eat more when I have a sweet drink, even if the sugar is fake. I avoid zero-calorie Gatorade and Powerade for exactly that reason.

>>11623068
What is wrong with sugar substitutes besides the whole cancer thing?

>>11624204
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2892765/

It's a survey and limited in various respects, but this hits an interesting topic:
>Increasing evidence suggests that artificial sweeteners do not activate the food reward pathways in the same fashion as natural sweeteners. [... Hypothesis:] Sweetness decoupled from caloric content offers partial, but not complete, activation of the food reward pathways. Activation of the hedonic component may contribute to increased appetite. Animals seek food to satisfy the inherent craving for sweetness, even in the absence of energy need. Lack of complete satisfaction, likely because of the failure to activate the postingestive component, further fuels the food seeking behavior. Reduction in reward response may contribute to obesity. Impaired activation of the mesolimbic pathways following milkshake ingestion was observed in obese adolescent girls

>>11624229
>those legs

I'm sorry but that is just fundamentally unattractive

hey goys

I'm 122 lbs and 5'10

I wear a large, but it's still super hangy on me

what stores do you guys use to find well fitting clothes?

>>11624239
Joji pls

>>11624239
wrong thread m8

>>11624261
>>11624289

That's not even thin, its grotesque. Hopefully it's mostly the angle but it looks like legs of an extraterrestrial spiderwoman.

>>11624339
I love skinny legs, they're really sexy. Especially the girl on the left

>>11624339
>extraterrestrial spiderwoman
Muh fetish.

>>11623339
Gorgeous

Didn't post collarbones in last thread

>>11624516
fuck what a shitty photo. I'll try again

>>11624519
Don't post it with a phone, take it to the computer and rotate

>>11624516
Take 2

>>11624524
Congratulations. You have collarbones

>>11624524
Maang watchu even tryna do

>>11622885
:*

>>11622811

>>11624533
>>11624526
i give up

>>11624547
Hey man
You tried, and that counts for something

I'm constantly listening to music like this to remind me that nobody will respect me for my music if im fat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsSiy1VgH4Y&list=RDEMjvUCxM_INbuyZjtPNAIJNA&index=19

My teeth hurt


>>11623302
I just out salt in water and drink that

>>11624666
This sounds awful.

>>11624671
Yeah but when I have a craving it tastes great

>>11624666
checked

>tfw just really want to go ham on a quart of unopened snickers icecream in my freezer

what do i do

>>11624763
Do it nigga

>>11624763
Toss it or eat it all if you can't control yourself.

>>11623302
https://www.amazon.com/THERMOTAB-BUFFERED-SALT-TABLETS-100s/dp/B0019J4R0K

>>11623838
memes

>>11623110
Thanks for that, btw. That's going to be very helpful for me. I already knew most of those foods were the optimal diet for "us", but this will help me keep my perspective and not forget to do what's right for me. There was some neat info on WHEN to eat those foods. Like how it says no raw foods at dinnertime because you need movement to digest so much fiber (raw foods at lunch, and lots of fruit at breakfast), and how you shouldn't eat fruits at night because it makes you puffy in the morning.

>>11623296
>and told me to quit and get on a sleep schedule. Schedule helps a lot because your body knows when it release the wakefulness hormones or whatever they are called.

Fuck, I can verify this. I used to be a horrible insomniac. About a month ago, I started making myself get up at 5:45 every morning and go to the gym, no matter how little sleep I had gotten. For the first week, I'd end up taking a nap in the afternoons, but now it's evened out and I automatically wake up between 5:30-5:45, and am usually in bed by 10:30-11:00 and sleep through the night.
I still drink tea in the mornings (and sometimes the afternoons), but I don't drink coffee anymore.

>>11624763
I know the fucking feel
Frozen chicken wings, patties,
Fucking good ass meatballs
And a fuck ton of ice cream bars and the ones with the sherbet over the vanilla

>>11624763
why is this in your fridge to begin with?
Damage control. Invite one or 2 people over to minimize the wreckage while still ridding your freezer of that temptation.

>>11623614
I'm German and we always take leftovers home. Idk where OP is from, maybe portions are smaller there. I mean, American portions are known to be huge, so maybe that's why they felt the need to point that out?

>>11623801
Why do you want to break your routine? Do you have OCD or are you on the spectrum? I also have somewhat rigid eating times and my dad makes fun of me for it but I don't see what's wrong with it as long as you're not weird about it.

>>11624073
And if you binge before midnight you're fine?

>>11624666
Isn't that what bulimics drink to throw up? Also, devilish trips checked.

>>11625224
Yeah but they drink it in larger amounts, I just make it slightly salty

>don't drink any water
>don't eat any vegetables
can i be saved

>>11625295
what do you drimk

>>11625311
recently i was drinking this weird brand of cranberry juice at the local supermarket that claims to be be 10 calories per 200ml
i dont know why but i actually dislike the taste of water (even though everyone tells me it has no taste)

5'5, 100lbs, no veggies or fruits, but lots of water

am i gonna die?

>>11625339
We're all going to die, m8.

>>11625318
i hate water too and I'm fine, i'm the salt guy
I just drink shittons of green tea and herbal teas for the most part
As long as you drink enough fluids overall and don't drink soda or higher calorie fruit juices (ie. not cranberry or tomato) you should be fine
>even though everyone tells me it has no taste
Yeah they're all water plebs that don't know shit

>>11625365
actually now that you mention i dont think i've ever really had tea casually, might try

I was very bad this week. Starting today I'm going to be better.

>digestive issues acting up
>can't binge even if i wanted to

is it bad to take advantage of health conditions for /thinspo/?

>>11625408
No, I'm nervous for a medical thing this week and haven't been eating much.

>>11625413
good luck anon, hope it goes okay/improves<3 digestion/appetite related or just general?

>thin
>big head
I really tried to gain weight so my head won't look as big but why is it so hard?

How do you prevent mood swings when you're on diet? I have no problem keeping my cals in check but i'm constantly irritated and pissed off.

>>11625431
By putting on weight, are you actually trying to bulk up your shoulders or just eating to get fatter?

>>11625380
momiji~

>>11625443
To bulk up my shoulders.

>>11624239
>>11624339
Who are you to decide what's attractive and what isn't? I think those gals are hot.

>>11624239
>unattractive
what
this is the only type i find attractive

>>11624229
those legsss are liiiiiieeeeeekkkkkkkkkkk sooooo effayyyy

I can't even tell you. Make the fat bitches vomit.

>>11624229
Thank Mr. Skeltal

>>11625380
Saaaame. I wish you the best senpai. :')

>>11625444
<3

>>11625558
you too!

>>11625665
L-LEWD

>>11625665

>>11625665
where can i get one?

>>11625665

>>11625665
something about the proportions seems a lil uncanny

I keep forgetting to be eating my veggies, how do I add them to my daily diet?

>>11625846
I've been sneaking them into salads, which I try to eat at lunch and dinner, but at worst case dinner.

>ate 1k yesterday
>gained 2 pounds
i-is my scale broken

>>11625879
did you poop anon chan?

>>11625879

Make sure you weigh in at the same time. Weight fluctuates slightly throughout the day. Also a decent size turd could be that two pounds

>>11625879
WATER
E
I
G
H
T

>>11625434
pls notice me senpaitachi

>>11622885
keep it moist frooggyy

>>11625882
Please be a boy.

>>11625846
have a salad for lunch
add lettuce, cucumber, bell peppers, tomato, some beans and some balsamic vinegar
if you want something other than veggies add some tuna or a chopped up boiled egg
delicious

>>11625224
>this german anon with this picture

is that you btw?

>>11626060
I don't think Germananon has ever posted a photo. She kindly puts the source of the photos in the filename which is helpful

>trying to cut coffee in accordance with the diet plan posted yesterday
>headache

Is this from the lack of coffee/caffeine or unrelated?

>>11626060
Nope that's bby-angell on Tumblr.

>>11626069
Yes. It passed quickly for me when I quit . Take some Advil (on a full stomach) and stay hydrated.

>>11626104
Thanks anonite.

>>11626110
Good luck. It's really funny when you get used to no caffeine, in the morning you are groggy like normal when you first get out of bed but then you feel your body wake up naturally. its hard to describe but you'll know what I mean.

The hardest thing about no caffeine is not the energy, which you'll find was bullshit anyways, but rather not having a comfy coffee in the morning or if you drank Diet Coke or something just having water.

Sometimes I go to a place for lunch and the water tastes like garbage so I'll order a Diet Coke to mask it but then just barely drink it. Basically have it just in case I choke lol.

Since quitting I ended up going back to having a coffee in the morning on weekends but otherwise haven't missed it. I for sure sleep better.

How many calories do you think you burn washing two cars?

>>11626069
did you drink enough beverages?
the other coffee paranoid anon here from earlier, from when when i was used to drink 3 energy drinks a day and like not drinking them for whole day occasionally i didn't get headaches. so i dunno if you can relate it directly to caffeine. just stick with it for few days and see how it goes
i usually drink coffee mid day or after meals to feel full, today i replaced it with roasted bancha twig tea, used to drink it a lot more in the past. would 10/10 recommend to coffee loving anons who don't like tea. it also has less caffeine than regular leaf teas and feels much more filling with nice roasty aroma

>>11626166
Yeah, I've been drinking a good amount of water.

kill me familialiilalia

>>11626223
thighs look pretty thicc
show tummy

>>11626235
m-my calves are thin at least..

>>11626223
You look like a stick figure. If this is what you were going for good job.

>>11626254
have same problem, people always freak out that my legs are too skinny because of them and sticking out kneecaps, yet almost no one tells me i'm skinny... just the legs ;-;
are you the pretty collarbones anon btw? (the one with bordo sweater from yesterday?)
>>11626263
you're in the wrong thread niga
she looks normal, search bonespo if you want to know what stick figures look like

>>11626292
>she looks normal
Famalam you're wrong because she does look like a stick figure but I am aware that people can get thinner.

>>11626300
you're either a dude or a landwhale if you think so

>>11626292
im not them, but i know that feel, my kneecaps are a lil too poppy as well

>>11626308
I am a guy, yes but I don't know what that has to do with whether or not a girl is a stick figure or not. Its not an insult. Its just that she looks so thin its something I can compare her to.

>>11624229
I'm spooked

>>11625879
If you starve yourself your body will compensate.

>>11626316
suit yourself, i'm done

>>11624763
Throw it out and remember next time not to spend money on that shit.

>>11626223
nice senpai

>do some cardio
>you dont need to lose weight confidence is what matters :)
>dude you just need more self control
>what do you mean you gained weight from not eating, nice you broke einstein theories xD

>>11626223
this body deserves a better outfit

>>11623133
What if I drink it in the morning before I eat, shit, then eat my breakfast? That's what I do

>>11626661
Ily fat anon, eat a brocklee today

>>11626669
there is literally nothing wrong with anime tshirts

>>11626713
t-thanks, I love you too.

This is what I've eaten so far today. I'm so hungry right now, just gotta make it 4 more hours until dinner and then try not to pig out.

>>11626713
>>11626724
fuck, I meant this is what I've eaten today.

>>11626292
>the one with bordo sweater from yesterday
eep, i think that's me ;u;
my legs are nowhere as pretty as >>11626223
though, i wish spot reducing fat was possible :(

>>11626731
Good work, anon!
You can do it <3

>>11623749
You could get Buddha's Delight next time. It'd be around 150-250 kcal for half of it, depending on the place's recipe.

>>11626714
do you even know what board you're on right now?

>>11626935
i know i know

where do these people even come from?

>>11626935
>>11626966
This thread dies on the weekends, that's how you really know they have lives.

>>11626974
no point being a qt effay skinny if you don't leave your mum's basement i guess

>>11627001
Yeah sometimes I wonder why I bother. Probably be easier to just be fat and enjoy food and eat it when I'm stressed and sad (so, always).

>>11627018
Easier to be average maybe. At least if you're a somewhat presentable basement dweller there's some hope.

Sorry you're down a lot, anon. Whatever it is there's always a way to improve any situation.<3

>>11627051
Thanks! Working on it fampai! Getting thin, next going to work on making a friend. Just need to figure out how to get out more and what to do.

>be /fit/izen
>enter to /fa/
>check this thread
>mfw
fucking skellies hope you all die

>>11627066
Someone's grumpy about their chicken breast diet.
Have you tried DNP?

>>11627060
No problem, best of luck!

>>11627066
>die
not before your hambeast gf

>tfw living on 1200 cal a day in the form of soylent

>>11624229
So jealous fuck my genetics

>>11627128
I tried that. Kind of expensive. I'd consider the DIY if I was going to go that route.

>>11627128
Would you recommend?

>>11627128
Soylent is expensive as heck, $3-4 worth of soup/pasta from walmart easily outclassed it here in terms of calories.

>>11627177
based on my experience yeah. Somewhat expensive as other anons pointed out. I order 24 bottles a month ($68) which is a little less than $3 a bottle. I'm trying out this new caffeinated blend they just got in now too.

It's a great way to skip breakfast if nothing else. Otherwise I'd normally end up eating a bunch of bread...

Also it kind of tastes like pancake batter. I'm hopeful that the coffee blend tastes better.

>>11627190 >>11627176
fair points too. I like the convenience of the bottles just showing up at my door ready to drink though

>>11627176
>>11627190
On the website it says 9.27 per day for a 1200 calorie meal (3.09 per 400cal).

I'd consider that cheap. I guess it is all relative. Can't get lunch where I live for less than 15 bucks, and by the time I cook at home (which I do often), buying the fresh ingredients tends to add up too.

>>11627306
>it kind of tastes like pancake batter.
so it tastes like cum? not sure i'm up for a cum only diet

>>11627321
No?

>>11627306
How long are you doing it for? You said you're living on 1200 kcal a day in the form of Soylent but you only get 24 bottles a month?

Soylent isn't sold here but I'm considering trying out one of the Euro alternatives for like two weeks or so.

>>11627321
Think of how thin you'll be though. You literally can't cheat drinking three of those a day and that's it. A cum only diet is a small price to pay.

>>11627327
I would rather do an actual cum only diet.

>>11627326
That was me that said that.

It's more like I have soylent for breakfast and _sometimes_ lunch but on the weekends it's pretty much all I end up eating/drinking.

I've alternated previously between 36 and 24 per month so I'm at a point where I have quite stash built up. I could probably not order any next month and would still have enough to carry me through until october.

>>11627321
having tasted soylent, cum and pancake batter I wouldn't really say that soylent tastes like pancake batter (or cum) but I guess it's not terribly farfetched especially considering the visual

>>11627334
Less cals desu

>>11627334
not sure my jaw could handle that.

>>11627334
are we talking about eating cum again?
don't let the /fit/izens hear

>>11627310
>>11627310
>On the website it says 9.27 per day for a 1200 calorie meal (3.09 per 400cal).

I dont know, if I look at the website for "Soylent Drink 2.0" and select 24 bottles monthly, it checks out at ($2.69 per 400cal) which would mean 1200 calories a day for 8.07.

Which is honestly not bad at all if you were legitimately only took in 1200 calories a day, but personally I need closer to 1800

>>11626308
I have literally been anorexic for years and I agree she looks thin. Not everyone with working eyes is a fatty.

>>11627321

Still have 800 calories left today going into dinner. Hope I keep my fork under control.

>>11624239
I agree. I like the skinny bitches, but their legs can't look like that, the same size all the way up and down, like a fucking stick insect. Just a *tad* more curve to the calves and thighs would be perfect. The rest of them is fine.

>>11627416
>tfwnoinsectgf

>>11627306
You're going to just drink the coffee blend in the morning and then the regular ones in the afternoon and evening, right? Caffeine will fuck up your sleep cycles, especially for dinner.

>tfw virgin
What does cum taste like? Is it that bad that girls hate to swallow?

>>11627483
it isn't bad if they have a good diet, avoid asparagus and red meat, eat a lot of pineapple that day to make it tastier.

it's generally pretty neutral, nice to see a guy enjoying himself, intimate, and swallowing is easier cleanup and more graceful. also low cal and nutritious.

>>11627483
Depends on a guy
The one I tested didn't have much of a taste, it's slightly bitter and sour and occasionally salty, but not enough to taste bad, reminds me of green tea just a bit, but yeah mostly it doesn't really have a taste just weird texture

>Is it that bad that girls hate to swallow?
It's okay, not something I would eat for the taste but definitely better than most food
If I had to choose to drink a bottle of cum or a bottle of coke I would go for cum every time

>>11627500
Serious question. Are you still tight? Being skinny and all. Have the guys you fucked told you that your pussy is loose or is everything normal in there? I always wondered that since I preffer girls bit big legs and tighs

>>11627483
the only cum I've tasted was really salty

I almost threw up but I still swallowed because it was hot. Ex had a weird diet and was skelly so that probably contributed to it

>>11627500
>also low cal and nutritious.
kek
>>11627516
>If I had to choose to drink a bottle of cum or a bottle of coke I would go for cum every time
Interesting I dislike soda as well but it's mainly because I couldn't drink it growing up, those fucking bubbles man.

>>11627524
>I almost threw up but I still swallowed because it was hot.
Yeah I don't think it would be particularly delicious but the hotness of the moment outweighs that.

>>11627520
Why would someone's weight affect their tightness? Like at all?

>>11627533
I once saw a picture of pic related and its seem reasonable that wide tigh gaps may or may not make the pussy loose. Im just wondering here since I dont like very skinny bodies on girls, Im just asking

>>11627520
I don't think anything is different. I don't know that fat really tightens you or presses things tighter. Maybe the fat on top of the force of gravity might push things tighter.

I don't know the answer, but I've never been fat enough to maybe there be enough of a difference.

>>11627546
That makes no sense at all. I have a thigh gap and I can't fit two fingers in my minnie without feeling pain (that's while fully relaxed and, you know, prepared). I doubt that would change if I gained or lost weight. Please don't take completely unsourced shit someone says on the internet as fact. I've seen some wild shit said by people on here that's just assumed to be true by other people and it's a bit worrying desu.

>>11627547
>>11627573
Youre right, maybe im tripping and it does kinda sound dumb. What makes a pussy loose then?

>>11627589
Genetics probably. Childbirth too. Despite what some people say, I highly doubt purely having a lot of sex can make you looser. Dicks usually aren't big enough to cause that much damage and vaginas are highly elastic.

>>11627613
Yeah I think childbirth is the cause of a loose pussy. Its one of the reasons I never want to have kids when I get married

>>11627546
It's just a fat bitch rumor that they post on fb to feel better about themselves.

>>11623045
what is wrong with your mouth

>>11627516
Oh I forgot to add it smelled like fucking bleach but it somehow didn't affect the taste

>>11627527
Yeah bubbles are the worst, I can't stand anything carbonated, I have no clue why it's so popular in drinks
I'm also very sensitive to sweetness, easy to satisfy and easy to nauseate, soda is way too much for me

>>11627533
I guess it could kinda sorta make your pelvic muscles weaker because it makes muscles weaker sometimes but yeah it doesn't make much sense

>>11627546
This sounds retarded
>tight gaps are more about pelvis shape than weight (wide pelvis = tight gap as long as you're not fat, narrow hips = no gap even when you're skinny)
>the very pic you posted even talks about pelvis shape (big pelvis = loose pussy, according to the poster) rather than thinness
>vaginal tightness is generally related to muscle tone (google kegels, google vaginismus), the vagina itself is rather elastic
>having a big or narrow pelvis isn't related to muscle tone as far as i know
>no matter what kinda hips you have there's almost always a ton of space around the vaginal canal since it needs to expand for birth, a baby's head is multiple times the size of your dick, it's not normal for something to actually press on the vagina to make it tight
>your vaginal tightness isn't even fixed and can change rapidly, a girl can have trouble having sex at all but then masturbate with a dildo with no troubles when she doesn't have a dude to disappoint

>>11627589
Like others said childbirth and weak muscles

'Bout to check on a bottle of lemon juice in the fridge, hope it's not bad so I can follow model1's lemon bible.

>>11627701
good idea, just know that fresh lemons are better than bottled lemon juice.

>>11627634
I thought that same thing

What if everyone could sell or buy a calorie allowance?

If you sell a 1000 calorie allowance it will be like you consumed 1000 empty calories with no nutrition, taste or satiety. If you buy a 1000 calorie allowance then the 1000 calories you consume will count like 0.

How much would 1000 calories sell for in such a system?

>>11627711
Thank you!
I'll just pick up a bunch another day (glad nothing with a peel needs to be organic) and a juicer from the dollar store.

Want to cut down on coffee and smoking a lot too, I only smoke 3 times a day rn so I'm not very worried. The problem is when I go out I smoke to be busy, especially if I'm bored and waiting.

>>11623045
you shouldn't have to guess if you'll lose weight.
find out tdee and 500 - 1000 cals below it

>>11622811
Why is the low calorie food list so short?
Doesn't even mention popcorn, 110 cal/7.5 cups, can literally eat that shit til your full, tastes great with salt alone.

>>11627774
>tastes great with salt alone

And how do you make it stick?

>>11627744
Considering there are millions of starving people on this planet, I'm guessing it wouldn't be that expensive.

>>11627546
Definitely bullshit. The only things that affect tightness are age (elasticity decreases with age), childbirth (sometimes it needs to be surgically repaired after), and genetics (some women are simply born with unfortunately loose pussies. Also surgically contactable.)

>>11627533
>>11627547
>>11627589

>>11627776
Popcorn salt is just grinded up table salt so it's a dust, you can buy popcorn salt at the store or crush it yourself with a pestle and mortar.

>>11627573
your minnie? im not even hard any more because of this

>>11627613
You're right, I've researched it a bit.
See >>11627785

>tfw no hannuh gf

:^(

fucked it again lads

trying to not eat like a fucking slob is hard when you're a depressed alcoholic

>arms and legs are skinny, ribs are slightly visible on my back
>still have a slight belly
reeeeee

>>11627861
stop drinking m8

>>11627867
but alcohol makes me feel :(

>>11627867
>tfw not a qt girl

pls shoot me anons

>>11627874
yeah, it makes you feel depressed. you drinking alone at your computer?

>>11627880
what are you now?

>>11627884
>what are you now?

Male.

>>11627884
i might be. i feel depressed any way

>>11627880
>>11627895
God I know that feel. I get so envious of attractive women sometimes; it's unreal.

>>11627895
It's 2016 m8, they you got the technology to become a qt.

>>11627897
it's a bad cycle you gotta break, but you won't break it until something terrible happens most likely. for my sister she got her second dui and almost got sent to prison, so that stopped her (for now).

I mean I went to a long dinner the other night and it's so boring to sit there and not drink while everyone else is getting drunk, but for me not worth the calories.

>>11627908
why? just aesthetics or "life on easy mode" ?

>>11627533
delete this

makes my heart hurt she is so cute

>>11627861
Did you start drinking before or after 4chan?

This site likes to trick people into "waa life is hopeless and I'm ugly too" thoughts.

>>11627942
That's not a trick, that's life for a robot.

>>11627912
Ayy, I'm not taking hormones or anything senpai.

>>11627912
Aesthetics definitely. The whole "life on easy mode" thing is retarded.

>>11627912
>why?
im not >>11627908 or >>11627880 but i have the same feel
i don't think of it for life on easy mode, it's def a much more personal thing
like being able to look in the mirror and see someone you think is really fucking cute, and you're like "o shit that's me im rlly cute"

>>11627912
Thanks for inspo, that pic is incredible.
I recently cut waay back on drinking due to all the calories. All my friends drink though. I know that feel.

>>11627959
Senpai...if you block that board from your life it will improve 9k %

>>11627970
Where does this gay desire to be ~cute~ come from? I've only seen it on imageboards. Is it anime?

>>11627974
I was a robot long before I found r9k. I'm working on being a normie though. Self-improvement slowly but surely.

>>11627976
maybe, idk
mostly it's just what i think is attractive
i don't like big muscly people, i like cute people

>>11627983
You can be cute for so long. Trying to be cute in your 30s and later will be cringeworthy no matter how attractive you look.

Personally I rather be a handsome guy as you age better and also don't have to deal with annoying betas.

>>11627976
I'm a straight guy and don't even fap to the thinspo here (I'm /noporn/ anyways) but prefer female thinspo to male. Women are just more aesthetically pleasing, even on a non sexual level.

>>11627970
What will you do when you'll get older? Even cute people can't stay cute forever

>>11627989
Well yeah, long term being a handsome guy is better. There are exceptions but most women after 25 go really south. Versus men can look great all the way to like mid 50s or even later.

>>11627991
>Women are just more aesthetically pleasing

You only think this because you're straight.

>>11627996
I hate this 4chan meme
Older women can look great if they look after themselves, different kind of beauty than younger ones but I like how elegant some of them can look when they are thin

>>11627979
Well, don't sit in your own piss for too long anon.

My best rl friend was a fembot, she was super obeast and very miserable. I-I tried to save her, but she cut me off after a couple years.

>>11627989
>>11627994
>>11627996
maybe we have different ideas of what cute means, because i don't necessarily think there's any reason someone can't be cute as they get older

>>11628007
It's not a meme. See any 30 year olds getting posted in here?

>>11628012
Post cute humans in their forties then

>>11627976
Idk, I wanna be cute and date cute guys.

I love cute shit.

>>11628011
I'm not that kind of bot. I'm socially acceptable except for being a loner and having trouble talking to people. I'm not particularly ugly, I'm thin, dress fairly well (working on getting to well), I'm wealthy, got a good job, and I'm not bitter towards people. I just have trouble socializing and making friends.

>>11628014
Most of this board is early twenties, it's more reasonable for them to be attracted to same age ppl

>>11628022
Mostly teenagers get posted. If the majority are in their early 20s, then they already prefer younger women.

Come'on m8 this isn't new, why are female models young? A lot easier for a 30 year old male model to get work than a 30 year old female one.

>>11628021
Aw you'll be ok then anon

>>11628034
Maybe one day. ._. I'll keep trying.

>>11628031
Do you seriously think women in their thirties would post pictures like that on social media. When you are young you need that validation from others, as you get older other priorities get pushed upwards. You cant post your pics in pink underwear and not feel like a retarded attention seeker

As for models there are other factors,
Why fuck ton of teenage girls have crush on bieber and not some macho mid aged man

>>11628045
Well..I believe in you!

>>11628069
Thank you.

>>11628065
>Why fuck ton of teenage girls have crush on bieber and not some macho mid aged man

Marketing

>>11628075
Delude yourself more
Anyways imma go sleep while I'm still drunk

How do I learn to go to sleep hungry? I can't sleep when I'm hungry and so I end up having to eat more just to get to sleep.

>>11628093
Cig, if the nicotine doesn't keep you up.

>>11628093
just drink some water instead

>>11628099
That would for sure keep me up, plus it's stinky.

>>11628103
That's what I've been trying to do but then I have to pee a lot.

>>11628108
Eat a meal 3-4 hours before sleep

>>11628093
why not eat a larger meal between lunch and dinner? The time, anyways. I had the same problem till I did IF. I eat around 12 for breakfast/lunch and eat a larger meal around 5. It keeps me satisfied till I go to sleep around 11. If not then eat a low cal snack around 3/4 hrs before bed.

>>11628108
Tea, Melatonin

>>11628108
>stinky
I think it smells good.

>>11628093
>>11628114
This. I have the same problem so I either drink water beforehand or eat a small meal before bed.

>>11628116
Did you lose weight since switching to IF?

>>11628114
>>11628116
Thanks, I guess I'll need to adjust my mealtimes. Maybe save some slow digesting fats and protein for right around bedtime.

>>11628120
>I think it smells good.

>>11628126
yup, over 100 lbs. I didn't start off this strict though. It's best to do it slowly so you don't burn out and binge

>>11628137
That's pretty impressive fampai
Thanks

New thread:
>>11628150
>>11628150

>>11628093
I eat the majority of my calories (sometimes all)
at dinner.

>>11627483
The taste is hard to place but pretty overwhelming, I really can't handle it at all. I gagged the first time and had to spit it out. I still won't give head to completion anymore without a condom.

My boyfriend has kind of a shitty diet though, and he's the only guy I've tasted.

>>11627573
Have you considered that you might have a disorder like vaginismus?

best way to lose weight without exercise?

not that im lazy or fat i just dont want to gain any muscle

im only eating ~1000 calories a day

>>11628014
>no 30 year olds
>at least 5 pics of magdalena frackowiak

ok

>>11628012
You need to watch some Golden Girls, senpai