/fa/ - Fashion

Mexican Jeff Goldblum

>>11470300
Looks like a combination of Howard Stern and Jeff Goldblum.

>>11470300
Which one is you? Who are we rating?

>>11470300
What unfortunate genetic cocktail created the thing on the left?

Hey joe, how's the herpes you dirty fuck

totally was not crying

>>11470589
Ur fkin beauty plz don't break ur heart over this slime anymore

>>11470589
are you an adult? I think all the people on here who worship you are pedophiles

>>11470589
10/10
>tfw no shoegaze heath goth gf

>>11470608
that eyebrow is next level, honestly

>>11470616
Thanks her name is cranberry and she's 3

>>11470589
>tfw I will never lie down with Eliza while listening to Pet Sounds with her
kms

>>11470620
i said eyebrow, not that disgusting mutt

>>11470624
its a cute lil dog tho

>>11470624
it was a joke my guy

>>11470589
gf goals t b h. ur a solid 9/10

>>11470589
gg, greaso

>>11470608
So many dumb asses bleach their hair and it ends up disastrous, looks good on you

>>11470639
>getting rid of the frex
WHY

>>11470639
>>11470589
why her hairline receding like the ocean in the morning time?

>>11470622
i wish faggots like you would stop ruining that album for the rest of us

Ok ill post my face again

Buy why the fuck is this thread allowed i mean therea no fashion advice here at all

>>11470649

>>11470589
be my girlfriend

>>11470654
Literally everybody likes that album though

>>11470589
>>11470597
>>11470608
>>11470610
>>11470622
>>11470637
>>11470649
>>11470652
>>11470661
>>11470662

Its not Eliza you dumb fuck is just someone using her name on a trip trolling threads. Like thiz one.

>>11470645
Thanks!! Obviously its important to tone and everything so it doesnt look orange but I think it also helps to have strong but neutral eyebrows

who wanna start a gang?

>>11470668
calm the fuck down weinerbreath

>>11470868
WTc shirt

>>11470832
why am I still posting
this board hates me

no go moreno

>>11470959
friend screen printed it for me. if anyone else wants one i could ask him to make a few more.

>>11470589
NO GO, GREASEO

>>11470300
Are you the girl? You're very pretty imo 9.5/10. Are you the guy? He's alright, 6.5/10. You guys make a cute couple

>>11471079
baka 9.5/10

>>11470597
>>11470610
>>11470622
>>11470637
>>11470652
>>11470662
aww shucks :-)
>>11470608
im 18 so idk if im technically an adult, i think 21 is
>>11470639
i just woke up and this freaked me out

>>11471450
god she looks gross as fuck

>>11471467
peasant, eliza is queen of /fa/

>>11471472
no, she's not.

>>11470589
This bitch ain't even u quit lyin

>>11471472
poor taste tbqh

>>11471472
>worshipping a ugly teen white girl.

/fa/ probably hasnt seen better days. poor beta fucks.

>>11471450
i thought her teeth rotted to fuck?

is it replaced with filling?

>>11470975
fuck off

>>11471450
awww, you look so much better with nice teeth :)

>>11472570
10//10
objectively superior

Ok

>>11472597
If janet jackson went on Michael's diet.

Why can't I get a qt ;-;

>>11472570
thupreme gentleman

im a ape

>>11470659
you're really ugly stop posting, let heath goth chick continue

>>11473240
You cut too far up, senpai.

>>11472570
fuck what's this goys name again

>>11473240
u can, but why would you? why do we seek love when we only end up hurt.

>>11473258
His name was Eliot Rodger, but since his death he is considered a martyr. So now he is known as Saint Eliot.

>>11473258
Elliot Rodger my man, he has some decent vlogs on youtube.

>>11470300

>>11470832
You look pouty and faggoty in a bad way

>>11473342
Lose more weight

>>11470540

what are you talking about he has great bone structure u dummy and his hair is nice too.

goat genetics desu

>>11470832
Lol some stupid nigger made a stupid thread. Relax sun.

>>11473342
More pls

>>11471450
holy shit that was actually qt

>>11470659
>>11470868
>>11470876
>>11472570
>>11473240

>ppl posting low light shit quality pics

whats the point

dont wanna make a thread for this, but any ideas what type of glasses i should get w/ my face structure?

>>11473342
TUMBLR
U
M
B
L
R

>>11470589
no go greaso

>>11473402
asian mulder

>>11471450
would cuddle/10

>>11470832
I know this is the wrong place to post this but no threads really work.
Didn't get any replies last time I posted this so hoping for some here.
Looking for advice on what to do with my hair.
number one is just keep growing out my hair and number two is get a split cut like wilguen (not sure what its called.)
If i went with two i would go to a hairdresser to get it trimmed.
I'm kinda leaning towards two as i think it better fits what i wear. and my odd face shape.
Thoughts?
Thanks.

>>11473402
qt

ayy

>>11470608
Best pupper itt
>>11470832
wuzgood fellow cameron 9/10
>>11473240
Get a better haircut and you're a solid 7
>>11473402
7.5/10
>>11473468
6.5/10

>>11473468
you look like a rich white kid, nice haircut tho

>>11473523
take off the glasses

>>11473534
Just because I'm wearing a polo doesn't mean I'm rich :(

>>11473544
I actually have bad vision, I wear them for 8 years and I never got used to lenses

>>11473523
would marry and buy a house with /10

>>11473523
This is what I wanna look like desu

>>11473567

And I'm a guy just to be clear

>>11473579
Is this a compliment

>>11470832
Wil why do u even post here ur better looking than these kids and seem to have a natural talent for dressing itself and modeling I promise man I was the same way and I always thought someone was gonna hmu through here and ask me to model but u have to just email agencies you could do runway

desu desu

>>11470608
U don't look like Zachary Cole smith

>>11473677
You have an amazing face structure but you should really cut your hair, it looks weird

>>11473677
Bwoy got a big dick can tell by that neck flex bwoy got rolling hips

>>11470832
ur so pretty

>>11473240
you have the cold glassy eyed stare of a man with nothing to lose

be nice pls

>>11470300
you look like you belong in fear and loathing in las vegas
>>11470664
if u on the right, 10/10
>>11472570
supreme gentlemen
>>11472597
struggling to decide, u guy or girl
>>11473240
maybe cuz your haircut looks like spongebobs house? your face is bretty good otherwise
>>11473526
LITERALLY MALE SCARLET JOHANSON
>>11470832
noice

>>11473737
Trap/10

forgot pic

>>11473752
is male Scarlett Johansson a good thing

>>11473342
lel i think i saw you on tinder

>>11473760
objective, i think it is

>>11473246

whos that?

>>11471450
The fuck, you look just like my ex when you smile. I was confused there for a second.

>>11470300
i went to high school with this girl

>>11473468
You look like a dude I went to highschool with, Ottawa?

>>11473755
qt russian thug/10

>>11473523
Cute, hope you don't have sons with that chin though

>>11473904
what chin

>>11470300
You would be pretty cool to hang out with.
>>11470589
dog/10
>>11470639
You look like the girl who made videos wanting to go to prom with Donald Trump
>>11470832
You have an interesting face shape. Tried modelling?
>>11473240
You should get a buzzcut. You're hair makes your face look very long
>>11473342
go back to tumblr
>>11473468
You look so chill. You also look like you go boating.
>>11473523
would be a 10 without the glasses in the way

>>11473938
Tryhard cringe

>>11473938
the fuck is that downsyndrome pout

>>11473938
going to be taking it in the bum from some dudes at your local community college in no time!

>>11473938
5/10

>>11471820
not him but ugly teen(18-19) white girl is my fetish

>>11470589
bitch the real eliza is in rehab u fake

>>11471820
>teen
best age for a woman
>white
best race
>ugly
uh... wrong?

you're human garbage compared to her majesty, now get the FO

rate meh

I don't know why the pictures away rotate sorry guys

>>11474297

you look like everything offends you

>>11473890
lmfao what school

>>11470300
BROWN

>>11474297
Annoying attention whore with stupid opinions

great job

call your dad and tell him you're sorry and you love him

pls fix yourself.

>only semi-decent is a shitskin

These are people shitting on your fits

>>11474329
CROP THEN ROTATE YOU DUMB FUCK

STOP USING IPLEB DEVICES, you retarded shit

>>11473938
kill yourself lmao

Get at me

>>11474388
goblin /10

>>11474329
neck cramp /10

>>11474388
lmao, I'd fuck you but then be afraid for my cocks health

I can see the herpes and warts from here you fucking whores

please go talk with your dad if you know him and he's not on opiates

if he is on opiates lmao

>>11473737
hello freya, how is valhalla looking today?

>>11474388

oh god pls end yourself

>>11473737
pls get sober

>>11473534
>that
>white

>>11474400
not a ponytail kind of guy I presume

>>11474404
why? it's the weekend

>>11474418
i agree, fuck being sober

>>11474418
I work at a rehab center and you look like you do benzos then do adderall to pick yourself up.

>>11474427
no meds, sorry. just 40 hours workweeks that start before the sun rises coupled with poor sleep habits, occasional parties and drinking on the weekends, and moderate smoking for the last 8 years. nbd tbqh

>>11473938
dont know why people are giving you shit you're hot

>>11474435
You look like an addict, gross

get clean

>>11474418
8
>>11474388
8
>>11474297
8
>>11473737
8.5
>>11473677
6

>>11474444
>girls are 8+, guy is a 6
get a load of this cuck

>>11472570
The only true 10 to ever exist
>>11470300
>>11470832
These are good attempts but no Elliot Rodger

>>11474418
take the compliment, friend, you were called a nordic goddess

>>11474444

lol get the fuck out

>>11474444

HE DELETED HIS POST

what a fucking cuck

>>11474376

which shitskin?

>>11474477
:~)

strung-out nordic goddess seems to be the final verdict which I can live with

thank you, or whoever it was that dropped the freya comment

>>11470589
very post-basic

>>11470639
try downloading frequency separation action

your retouching skills suck and are not pro

>>11474509
You don't look strung-out

whoever told you that is probably some 16 year old who smoked weed a few times so now he knows everything about drugs

>>11473342
grow hair and bangs pls
flock of seagulls
this look is not working 4 u

>>11474297
honestly you look completely insufferable

i am sorry but you don't look genuine.

>>11473737
>>11474418
i want to see how trash those eyebrows look when you're not painting them on lmao. how many filters did you try to get a decent photo? kek

>>11474388
the fake freckles are a red flag that make it transparent how unsure and insecure you are.
your eyebrows are one small step above drawn on with a sharpie tier, they just dont look natural.

I can also tell you are from a small/medium sized town because this 'look' hit its peak popularity about 8-10 years ago, and major metropolis areas have moved on to a more modern/current look.

Youre probably a very (physically, at least) pretty girl who is ruining that natural beauty by trying too hard to look bad, edgy, or cool.

>>11474418
Objectively nice features

>>11474533
sorry, where were your pics you posted in the thread?

>>11474533
I'll email you $200 if you post a time stamp and prove you're not a landwhale with a tumblr-esque haircut

Woof

it me

>>11473226
>>11473752
Better pic from last week

R8 m8

>>11474570 <<me

>>11474595
You're gross


>>11474619
You look tastefully Jewish. You should turn the flash off though, whenever I used to record me fucking girls with that flash, everything looked weird.

>>11473938
Looks like you had a stroke /10

Hey guys

>>11474635
You have nice teeth. I like you.

>>11474570
blumann /10

>>11474388
all these dudes hatin because she looks like a girl who made fun of them in high school
>have some more pics of me

>>11473938
I'd let u on this dick homie listen

>>11474638
thank you, always weird hearing that compliment. Had braces 8-12th grade

>>11474632
Haha never got Jewish before. Will keep the flash thing in mind for the future I guess

>>11474635
nice teeth, you lok nice. be good to your family and friends and always put your loved ones needs before you thanks man

- -;

>>11474643
more hating because i used girls like you as cum rags in high school and know how shallow and easy you are

it was the popular preppy cheerleader types that made fun of me in school. I also had sex with them outside of school. idk whatever.

>>11473402
Hey ezra go get some girls

>>11474643
where are u from?

>>11474676
he got me

>>11474648
Hey, it's a compliment. You look like you could take a right dicking, you know?

>>11474388
Would smoke weed with/10

>>11474619
Pls b in Washington

>>11474707
california bruh

need to get a haircut and fix skin

>>11474752
shut up nigger u have literally 1 minuscule pimple under ur eye

>>11473755
i would call you daddy

Hairs pretty long now, should I get it cut?

>>11474733
I don't understand, are you the girl?

>>11470620
im crying

>>11471467
Agreed.

>>11474277
Not anom but you're wrong

She ugly asf

>>11474716
That means so much, thank you.

>>11474797
No

>will never be 6 feet tall
>why even live

>>11474955
And you're brown. Better end it, bud.

>>11474818
Let's me friends. I just want to be a beautiful flower girl

>>11474955
pls marry me, who cares about height these days anyways

>>11473938
You look good, but really shouldn't have made that retarded ass face. Ditch the piercings too imo

>>11474297
You're hot, despite the sjw stereotypes. 8/10 would listen to music with

>>11474388
Remove the freckles and you're golden.

>>11474661
7

>>11474388
10/10 and freckles are good

>>11475012
8.5/10 not bad

Yolo

hehe xd

>>11475033
Oh shit we look the same rofll

>>11475038
Post a pic a wanna see :a

>>11475042
I posted right before you did.

>>11474968
i'm only this dark in the summer but still
>>11474989
ok senpai

>>11470876
Your fits are pretty good, Podrick.

>>11475051
o shit, just realized lmao

>>11474984
I ALSO LIKE PIZZA DOGS COFFEE NETFLIX AND ADVENTURE

>>11474777
Yesssss

>>11475038
>Anonymous 07/03/16(Sun)15:37:42 No.11473752▶>>11473760 >>11474595
>>>11470300 (OP)
>you look like you belong in fear and loathing in las vegas
>>>11470664
>>11475042
>>11475051
>>11475058
lol

>>11475012
Thom?

>>11474752
This guy 3/10

having gone through each post individually I think everyone is capable of landing a qt bf/gf (except for eliot for obvious reasons).
So long as you have substance as an actual individual.

>>11475087
I own a Rolex, play rugby, started college at 15, and volunteer regularly. Throwing up that Kik in the subjectttt

>>11475194
Wow, thanks iPhone. >:( pineappledrank is my Kik.

>>11475194
You look so boring and bland desu.

>>11475194
>own a rolex
>in that shit-interior car
>with that $15 shirt

either you're a lying cuck, you stole it, or you don't have your financial priorities straight

>>11473342
Gross
>>11473523
Nice

>>11475202
I can only do so much Bru Bru

>>11475259
>financial priorities
>go finance an $80,000 car
>be like you and finance a car I can't affor
>impress other people
>implying a $10,000 watch is expensive
>implying my brothers old Volvo is anything but glorious

I own a used Camry, it cost $14,000 and I bought it in cash. I paid for my education completely out of pocket, and I've not only been able to afford a $2,300/month flat in my city, but I've also been able to afford to pay off my parents debt, and pay their rent.

I literally have enough cash on my ikea dresser to buy a second Camry. I work from home and shop at target.

>>11475259
It's a meme u dip

>>11475053
its official were married, luv u

>>11474733
Why are there so many girls who look exactly like this?

>>11474595
low waisted is not your friend

you look like white trash

>>11474588
stop being offended and just lose the weight

The left one

>>11475877
You grew up poor

pure trash

>>11475895
Tounge goes on the roof of your mouth

>>11470589
pls post feet

>>11475900

yh i tried that shit for a few months but gave up because fucking stupid to keep up with. wabi-sabi n all that.

>>11475935
Normal people do it instinctively you know

>>11475936

well aware, friend. but it is not worth months of "oh fuck put ur tongue in the right place hur" to be a /normal/ people.

Rate

>>11475972
small and brown

>>11474595
STILL not sure if guy or girl or even trap. I want to say girl though.

>>11473371
>t.OP

>>11472570
a e s t h e t i c g o d

you guys make me way too self-aware about my bad looks. i look like a male goblin that has permanent fat baby face despite being underweight, also my eyelids and ears are not in perfect symmetry

i could get a job at the freak house tho

>>11475703
Pls r8

>>11471450
absolutely disgusting

>>11470608
Love you're collarless shirt senpai

>>11475012
Fist name/ethnicity/country?
You are effay af

>>11474733
What the fuck is up with her titty tit?

>>11476139
rate what you fucking goon

take a normal picture

>>11474537
^ agree

>>11473938
Lipstick on your bottom lip. Just go with your natural facial features senpai.
I hate the pose
Will give you 7/10 for these reasons

>>11473755
What's your name again?

I've seen you post on here before. You are uniquely perfect senpai

>>11473468
Nice eye bags/natural/wealth/facial aesthetics/marry me pls

>>11473342
Heishsuushshsyhshshs Subs hahahaha stop fucking up your hair and get contacts.
Nice shirt

>>11473755
i like your style

>>11473253
Fuck this hairstyle all together. It's time to move on from this mediocre hairstyle.
2016/17 is the 90s fingercomback

>>11473342
offended at everything/10

>>11476217
Ty I cut the collar off

>>11473342
licks a peenor while complaining about womens rights / 5

>>11476217
Lana ?

>>11476304
runescape gnome child

>>11476304
R U S S I A ? ?
U
S
S
I
A
?
?

Give it to me straight /fa/, is my shit permanently fucked?
Just took a first try selfie so I'm not tryarding though

>>11476349
You look fine, just really forgettable

I feel bad for guys with plain brown hair and brown eyes

>>11476355
Meh it could be worse, at least I'm not Indian. Ty buddy

>>11476217
Post another pls

>>11476290

Stop posting her pics, imposter.

Seriously, dont you have anything else to do besides beg for attention using some girls identity? Dont you feel sorry for yourself? I mean, you probably have a really sad life for anonymous people make it worth living by getting responses. Youre a cuck living off a girl face.


Lol thats pathetic. But whatever soon people will find your personal info and youll end up getting whats coming for you too.

>>11476370
calm down, everyone knows it's not her and it's best to ignore those posts, anyway

>>11474595
I like your face. What are the tattoos?

How do you guys post without worry about random strangers on the internet? I want to contribute, but its not like you can take pictures back and who knows how many people save your shit.

>>11476366
>>11476307

>>11476420
Nail /10
Eyes & brows 9/10
Nose/10
Covering your mouth 7/10 Wish you would post pic of full face.
Lana/top tier

>>11476415
Living in France and not having too much friends help

>>11476420
Nice

>>11476420
wtf if youre real id marry you but sadly i am only an anon

>>11476415
Why give a shit?

>>11476415
why would someone save anyone's shit if everybody on this board is ugly

>>11476508
>Just washed hair/good hygiene
>body is perf
>facial aesthetics
>CalvinK
Are you in the middle of folding clothes?
9.5/10
name?

>>11476508
do you even carry heavy things up and then lower them?

>>11474570
wtf your irises are huge

>>11474418
>Amazing bone structure!
>Death t-shirt!

FUCKING MARRY ME!

>>11474570
End your self

>>11474570
>>11474984
>>11475194
>>11476539
>Filterfags
Get off of /fa/ and never come back

>>11476530
nah was rolling a spliff, and uh lets say Rodríguez

>>11476534
Injured atm fammo doing cardio and ab work for the meanwhile

>>11475703
Looking good mah man
But post a full face pic

>>11476420
Beautiful

My eyes are gray blue but you can't tell because the quality is shit

I'm pretty self conscious about my smile so r8

>>11476591
i think you look attractive smiling and confident

>>11476591
please stop raping me with your eyes

>>11476629
Thanks
>>11476640
I'm sorry I can't help it :(

>>11475272
woww, you look so solid.

forgive the acne, most of my life is rolling around with sweaty guys ;) in a 180F dojo. in fact this photo is after a practice.

>>11476744
would practice slightly homosexual holds with

>>11476744
You're not Brandon right?

>>11473890
i'm not >>11474363
don't fall for the ruse:)

>>11473468
>>11476281
thank you my friends

>>11476812
nah

>>11476840
Yeah, you're too good looking to be him

>>11473342
>>11474388
>>11474297
>look at how "different" we are
Really "unique" hair color you have

>>11473737
>>11474418
I like braids more, but the hair in the b/w pic suits you more

>>11473523
pretty qt, maybe because of glasses

>>11474588
If you'd lose weight, you'd look cute

>>11474619
7.5-8/10

>>11476420
cantseefullface/10

>>11476539
stop using filters

>>11476645
>filename
idk if b8 or not desu
I have no idea how to rate other guys

>>11470608
More people rate my dog

>>11476845
im not all that good looking, so rip brandon, im sure hes a nice guy.

>>11476851
your dog is a big gay idiot

>>11476985

>>11476290
Eliza post nudes and/or feet

>>11476420
We want to see your whole face
& post fit

>>11470300

>>11476508
put some weight on

>>11475317
:( i am a dip

>>11476420
Full face, pls.

>>11476420
PLS RESPOND

>>11473677
get an undercut and you're a solid 8-9

be nice

>>11477792
fucking iphone shit

>>11476985
waahht eez de finul prize of deeze idum sir

ezz dere aigh deezcoundt?

con aigh uze deze expirerd coopun?

eez dat wid oh widout de zalez tags?

>>11477797
flipped it, hope it works now

>>11477807
It didn't work.

>>11477792
>>11477797
are you a boi or a girl, ipleb?

>>11477807
>>11477807
still da same pal whats wrong with that

>>11477816
delete this gay filter

>>11477827
no, buy a berrer phone

>>11477807

>>11477831
lmao do more

>>11477833

>>11477816

>>11477841

>>11477848
now it should work

>>11477849

Do I need to be white to post a picture in here? I come from a pretty culturally diverse area, but I'm pretty sure /fa/ is culturally white and have only ever seen other white's and see my people in the "zoo or cages" etc.

P.S. I'm black.

>>11477870
nah man we dont judge around these parts

wht you guys talkin about

>>11474635
Almost look like Steve-O

>>11477902
WHOS GOT THE JUICE

>>11475012
Nice 8+

>>11476508
You almost look Brad Pitt. Healthy/10

>>11477870
aslong as you dont look like a stereotype people can meme on then your fine.

Blacks are the most /fa/ race either way, this board is full of white thrash and europoors so dont value much of anyones opinion.

>>11477879
I'm not that sure. Sometimes you guys are tame, other times it feels like/pol/ is leaking.

>>11478146
fuck off nigger

go smoke some crack, get aids, drink steel reserve, and shoot other negros

>>11478319
also smoke newports, eat fried chicken, and smoke brick weed

>>11478319
>:'(
>Muh feelings

>>11475984
Thanks dude!

>>11474968

gtfo /pol/

>>11478789
sweaty upper lip/10

dont usually use gel but it was right after my haircut

>>11478789
How old is the color? Looks kinda faded and graying.

>>11478789
I'd fuck you if I was drunk and not tell anyone