/fa/ - Fashion

Forgot Mike Mewing and steroids

>>11343587
brush your teeth with little to none WHITING AGENT unless it's an emergency.

>>11343587
Can someone test if jizz on the face makes it seem younger? I need to know.

>>11343587
Can someone test if jizz on the face makes it seem younger? I need to know. For about a month I will need you to put jizz on your face before bed.

exercise hoe

>>11343587
Keep in mind that Melanotan hasn't really been approved by the FDA yet, meaning that there's likely some sort of hiccup in proving safety/efficacy. It's generally a bad idea to inject random shit from the Internet into your body if it's still in clinical trials or whatever.

Clinuvel seems to have published their Phase III results relating to a related drug (or maybe the same, somewhat hard to tell upon a skim), but that doesn't mean much:
http://www.clinuvel.com/en/investors/news-publications/announcements/2015-announcements/new-england-journal-of-medicine-publishes-pivotal-phase-iii-scenesse%C2%AE-studies

>>11343620
I've tried it and it makes no difference you might as well use oil

You better eat that stuff tho for maximum micro gains

>>11343587
I read that cold shower tightens your skin and isn't very good when you do it frequently? May or may not be wrong but I didn't see this once.

>>11343587
>eat more healthy and cut carbs, sugar and especially salt to get a more chiselled face

how is this supposed to work exactly? sounds like bro science

>>11343587
>melanotan for dat sere natural tan without wrinkling

How do I opposite this? I want to become sickly albino desu.

>>11343644
Losing weight and lessening water retention can change the look of your face. It's not a hugely dramatic effect, but it does change. Your diet is a big cause of weight loss/water retention.

>>11343587
Becoming satisfied with your life and working towards understanding yourself will make you a happier and calm person. This will make you more attractive to others

>>11343656
ikr, why in the fuck people want to be tanned
definitely not /fa/

>>11343587
>>no shampoo more than once a week when it's really greasy, if you do use natural oils instead
wtf

>>11343656
look into thai bleaching prodcts. it is quite possible and simple to bleach your skin from brown even to white. black to brown, white to albino, etc.

also wear this hat, picrelated

>>11343587
>shower cold....
much more pleasant and fa to use ice packs on face like the movie amemeican psycho

>>11343761
Can I order something from Amazon to lighten my skin? Not the guy you replied to but I have really dark arms/neck from being outside, what can I use to make myself look less tan?

>>11343638
Haha, regular consumption of semen will accelerate hair loss.

>>11343761
Sounds sort of dangerous. I'm already into it desu. Danger is effay.

>>11343761
w2c that tee?

>>11343727
shampooing too often leaves your hair dry and shitty desu. still wash it with water on the other days

>>11343912
+

>>11343587
fallin for the >carbs are bad meme

>>11343587
>>11343591
lookism folks now posting here?

>>11344046
Dunno man, I knew sugar was bad long before it became a meme. Some people are pretty stupid about that though. Most studies have shown pretty conclusively that a low fat diet is slightly better for cutting body fat levels than a low carb diet.

>>11343644
>eating healthy is healthy
>healthy people are more attractive
>we evolved to find healthy people attractive because we want healthy genes


Are you fucking retarded? There's a reason the most beautiful people are upper classers and the lower you go the uglier they get. And their diet gets worse too.

>>11344046
It's not that carbs are bad, it's that they bloat your face

>no carbs
>no sugar
>no salt
What the fuck am I supposed to eat then?

>>11344270
no salt is bad for you just how too much salt, it's just that most people don't have to worry about it

>>11343616
Checked. Does bro. Use as many times a day as necessary.

>>11343587
The funny thing with this Bateman meme is that Bale doesn't look that young. I mean, just look at him in hi-res, he's all wrinkled, small wrinkles here and there, and dude was only 26 or 27 back there.

>>11344332
jesus he looks 40

>>11344332
You can blame that on shitty cumskin genetics

>only shower cold

bullshit, showering hot can actually be good for bad skin (with acne, for example) cuz it will open the pores and make your face routine work even better, after the shower

>>11344332
Well he didn't actually have that routine did he

>>11344372
nice try acneboi. I bet you use shampoo and complain that your hair is thin as well hahahaha

>>11344708
is no-poo the biggest meme on /fa/? like how baneposting is /tv/'s thing

>>11344712
I honestly haven't used shampoo for years and it hasn't given me any negative side effects whatsoever and my hair doesn't look greasy or bad whatever.

>>11343664
not wrong

>>11344715
i'm not ribbing on no-poo, just asking if it was
do you just wash with water? put anything in it at all? considering doing it over the summer because i've gone longer periods without poo and it has done some good stuff to my hair, right now it only looks good approx 2 days after i've washed it, with poo

>>11343587
>cut carbs, sugar and especially salt
>>11343912
Thirding

>>11343812
your going to have to spend about an hour studying this. start with the google search "skin whitening products" desu.

>find the active chemicals so you know which ones are watered down
>find best deal etc.

>>11343812
>he wants to look like a soulless vampire
enjoy the tan you smug fuck, i can barely get any color from spending time outside

>>11344715
i bet you smell like shit and don't even know it. try asking someone waiting around near you about your hair sometime

>>11344722
I use ricin oil during the shower in very small amounts and salt hair spray (after hair has dried a bit). I use the oil to make the hair thicker and compensate for the fact that the hair gets very dry with salt hair spray. That's all I do.

Usually the problem myself which I have not yet found a solution to is that my hair usually looks the best in the morning when I wake up, but for hygiene reasons I always shower anyways, but then the natural oils sort of go out of the hair.

>>11344798
How often do you use all that shit? After every single shower? Gotten any comments on it?
Also why not just shower in the evening or before bed if it looks the best when you wake up?

>>11344792
Trust me 100%. I do not smell like shit at all. I've asked different people over the years and nobody has ever said anything, in fact they've just said I smell good.

As long as you shower you should be fine. I don't have a shit diet and I value my health so naturally I don't smell like a disgusting skinnyfat cunt with cheeseburger sweat. My girlfriend doesn't know I don't use shampoo but she has not a single time commented on my smell in a negative way.

I also only use salt deodorant, I could probably go without deodorant but it's not really worth the risk if I actually do get sweaty because of heat/running. I just naturally have good body odour I guess.

>>11344738
>cut carbs, sugar and especially salt

I will ask again.....WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THEN?

and don't give me that bullshit about eating salads I'm a bug guy that requires meat and meat has carbs last time I checked

>>11344807
I just prefer showering in the morning because it "wakes me up". It makes me feel energised, especially when I turn the temperature down to the coldest. The rush you feel is amazing. You'll grow to love it.

As for the ricin oil: I repeat, do not overuse. I have heard that it can lead to nasty fungus or whatever in your scalp if you use too much (never happened to me though), so I just use a tiny bit on my finger tips. I used to do more and then use a bit hotter than lukewarm to flush it out but it wasn't worth it.
My current routine:
>lukewarm water
>rinse out all shit of the hair
>take a tiny bit ricin oil
>smudge it in the hair
>use lukewarm to rinse
>when it feels less oily you pull down to the coldest possible
>use this maybe 5 minutes in hair and rest of body

>>11344813
I think he means carbs like bread etc. If you only ate salads you'd be unhealthy. Generally just cut salt because it's already everywhere so you don't need to worry. Eat more salad (I always eat at least one salad a day). Avoid shitty white processed bread, if you eat bread stick to darker. Eat less dairy (although I'm personally a huge fan of it and I find it difficult if I don't drink at least a couple of glasses of milk a day).

>>11344838
>As for the ricin oil: I repeat, do not overuse. I have heard that it can lead to nasty fungus or whatever in your scalp if you use too much
Fuck.

I think I'll hold off on experimenting, at least for now. Well, aside from the no-poo summer. Hope all continues to go well with the routine.

>>11343591
Mike mewing is bullshit...its right that your tongue has to press against the roof but it wont change your face structure. It was discussed in a german orthodontists forum and the conclusion was that every single before-after pic was manipulated and the changes that really happened were there because of muscle growth due to chewing.

It is only possible with children since they are still developing.
>>11343587
>nopoo
Its a meme and it doesnt work.

>>11344745
I'm a fucking ugly shitskin and I hate it, and when I tan it looks even worse.
>>11344740
Thanks senpai, I was looking at using kojic acid in soap form, and use that once or twice a week.

>>11344959
Why are you on a fashion board if you're a shitskin? Literally nothing looks good on you people.

>>11344813
>lowcarb meme
dont buy into it...just eat whole grain stuff (whole wheat pasta, oats, couscous, bulgur, buckwheat etc.) and you will be fine
>salt
just cook yourself and you wont have this problem since a pinch of salt wont be noticeable, just avoid convenience products
>sugar
also a meme and everybody who looks up how diabetes type 2 actually works will see.
better to avoid it but its not as bad as everybody makes it out to be

>>11344968
I actually used to live in Chicago, and I was pretty pale looking. Not white, because I have dark hair and eyes but I had a nice skin tone. When I moved to california I ended up with a shitty tan, my arms and neck are dark as fuck, my face is dark as well, but not as dark as my forearms. I could pass off as Italian t bh, without a crappy tan

>>11344984
just looksmax without doing some michael jackson style shit

>>11343642
it does damage the follicles...just dont shower to warm or too cold...so much memes in OPs post

>>11344949
>german orthodontists forum
way better than that venezuelan sculpting forum

>>11344990
Yeah of course not I just want to go back to not being really tanned

>>11343587
>tfw cold urticaria
>tfw can't cold shower
>tfw can't use cold compresses

just fuck me up senpai

>>11343587
install gentoo or another linux distribution

>>11343587
>doing work on brows

get the fuck out of here

>>11343761
w2c hat

>>11344984
>>11344959
I'm north indian, I used this once a week and it made my skin evidently lighter and smoother. Have stopped but should use it again.

Also use Blue Lizard sunscreen, it's got a "whitening" effect that gives my skin a good pale glow without seeming like makeup or anything. my untanned skin is actually a green-greyish pale in tone, it might look weird if you're shit colored.

>>11343587
watch what you eat. you don't necessarily need to diet but don't eat like a child. omit garbage food and drinks like chips, cookies and soda. whole food sources are the best option. if it had to undergo extensive processing to make it to your plate don't fucking eat it

try switching to mostly natural skincare and hygiene products, like soaps and shampoos without sulfates and parabens and other chemicals. less can be more in this aspect. focus on bettering your skin from the inside out. supplements help a ton if you can't get enough vitamins in through your diet. take cod liver or fish oil daily. vitamin a and d are vital. sounds like bro science but consuming carrot juice and sweet potatoes regularly will literally make your skin glow

get enough sleep and don't drink alcohol every fucking day. when you do, avoid beer and dark liquors. DRINK WATER and basically nothing but water. juicing is great too though

don't be a bum. stay moderately active through whatever method you enjoy most. you will see changes in your body and you will feel and look so much better in your own eyes and to the people around you

clothing should be the last thing that you focus on. it's important, but let your clothes compliment you rather than wear you. a healthy and sound body will basically always look better

>>11344812
Same for me dude. I shower everyday. But only to wash my ass and rinse my pits. I only wash my hair maybe once every 1-2 weeks. And never wear deoderant. Not even salt. Nobody mentions it. Not even grills.

>>11343761
>tfw want to bleach crotch because my skintone is almost milky white yet my dick and crotch is weirdly enough fucking dark

I don't like the contrast.

Only use Johnson's baby head to toe to wash your body and sparingly at that

>>11344838
Where did you hear ricin oil causes fungus? I read everywhere that it solves it.

>>11344332
Breaking news: movies are not real!
Anon finds out that characters in movies are actually portrayed by actors!

>>11343587
what if i use hair products?

>>11343597
Why?

>>11344959
Don't want to sound like an sjw but this is pretty sad

>>11343761
>>11343656
>>11343681
I'm Finnish and would like to be even more pale desu.

>>11345440
/thread

>>11344959
Me and my brother call that "wohaca" neck. Or "wohaca" elbow for the nasty dark elbows the filthier mexicans seem to have. Fat people's wohaca necks start to look crumbly in the folds, its sick

is vitiligo /fa/? recently found some small white patches under my arm pit. Anybody know what i can do? hold me /fa/

>>11346392
It _can_ look sort of cool and interesting but I guess it's a lottery with the patterns and shit.

>>11346112
I don't careif it's sad
>>11345422
Alright thanks for the help man.

>>11344253
>>we evolved to find healthy people attractive because we want healthy genes
prove it

Tips on how to not look like a (fat) leathery prune by the time you're 30:

Wear a sunscreen with zinc and do so religiously
Moisturize daily
Avoid alcohol
Avoid cigarettes
Sleep 7-8 hours every day
Acquire a retinol cream (a dermatologist is your best outlet) and apply it nightly
Wear a hat anytime you're in peak solar exposure hours
Learn to cook so as to both massively reduce your levels of triglycerides, LDL, sodium intake, and poly/saturated fats, but also to save hordes of money accumulated over time
Avoid making the male duckface (see picture), otherwise you will form horrid forehead wrinkles in your 20's and they cannot be reversed
Wear sunglasses (preferably polarized) at all times outside, therein you avoid forming crow's feet and wrinkles around your eyes

>>11344813
Are you retarded? Meat has no carbs lmao

the only things you should be eating are clean carbs and sugar

>>11343664
looooooool
yeah sure man, go to be 'happy' with your life at facebook, fag

>>11343834
that's why you and your father are bald??!

>>11344813
eat dick

>>11347119
but it's common sense

you don't find a fucking ugly fat acne ridden feminine fagboy attractive do you

no you dont, because he's neither healthy not carrying healthy gene


fucking retard I'm done with this shit board

>>11347124
good post matey

>>11347375
beauty is socially constracted for me by the upper class so what is your point?

>>11347393
no it isn't you fucking retard.

the reason upper classers look better is because they carry better genetics.

high iq, education, money, charisma, and looks - they all have a positive correlation to one another. this is just genetics. as a matter of fact the lower and middle classes probably impact trends MORE than the upper classes because they can't afford fine clothing materials to speak for themselves so instead they hop on trends to be cool, while the richer people instead just buy high quality traditional basics

>>11347393
No it isn't, things such as acne detract from beauty as at a very base level the red from spots is a primal sign of danger and unhealthiness.

There are many aspects to aesthetics that rely on our natural instincts, no matter how much you tell yourself that someone else is controlling how the world sees you.

>>11344332

Really bad lighting. You'd look worse unless you were also wearing that much makeup.

>>11344813

>meat has carbs last time I checked

That's not how that works Einstein. Just dont eat peasant food like pasta and bread.

>b b but my cheeseburger has bread attached to it!

unattach it

>>11347402
>high iq, education, money, charisma, and looks - they all have a positive correlation to one another

because of brainwash....

>>11347412
>red from spots is a primal sign of danger and unhealthiness.
>There are many aspects to aesthetics that rely on our natural instincts

what youre saying is non-empirical so it fails

>>11347402
the reason why those genetics are considered better is because the upperclass holds them and tells us that they are better, prove me wrong

>>11347402
the reason why those genetics are considered better is because the upperclass holds them and tells people that they are better, prove me wrong

>>11347445
prove what you're saying, the burden of proof is on you since you're claiming that the correlation is just brainwash. which by the way it isn't, there's proof for this as well

>>11347457
They are upper class because they hold them and thus they are better genetics

Maybe typical upper class genetics wouldn't be the best if we lived in the Amazon rainforest or some shit but we don't. We live in a civilised society and here those genetics are actually good.

And nobody in the upper class even talks about what genetics are good or not, off yourself and back to /x/

>>11347402
>education and money are genetics

>>11347467
>They are upper class because they hold them and thus they are better genetics
they are 'better' by standards which are created by them
>And nobody in the upper class even talks about what genetics are good or not, off yourself and back to /x/
obviously they donˇtt directly talk about it with people but they are instilled in people by media, social conventions and interactions, which they have power over and are capable of influencing
>>11347459
theres no way for me to prove it, but i cant prove that its by genetics either. people have those standards because that is what they are told is good since they were born. youre the one saying dogmas so you should post the proof that you have
>>11347509
proplr with certain """genes""" and values taught to them are likely to have character traits that will make them better at getting money, i dont see whats wrong about that

>>11347551
its inheritance unrelated to genetics
if someone was born to a rich alpha family and abandoned they wouldn't have those traits

>>11344372
Yes but it's important to end with cold so you "close" the pores and cuticles, preventing oil and dirt from entering your pores and hair fall.

>>11344372
>it will open the pores
Says who? Pores don't open and close. There's no ligaments or muscles to control the movement of pores, like there is with hair follicles

>>11347124
>sunscreen with zinc
why zinc? i have a 20 yurobucks sunscreen that should be enough i hope

>>11347509
IQ and g are heavily intercorrelated with SES. There are in fact significant molecular genetic contributions to educational attainment and socio-economic wealth through proxy via traits like intelligence and general cognitive ability.

>>11347564
Rule #1 of the genetics of complex traits:
>all traits show significant genetic influence

>>11343812
lemon juice

Does anyone have experience with crest white strips? I dont need super white teeth but i want to get them a bit whiter.

I just got some of this shit. I know it won't fix bone structure. But it's a good jaw muscle workout.

>>11347763
I read an interview with Jack Black in Nick Magazine when I was seven or eight. He said that he always finishes his shower with a blast of cold water to "seal in the yummy flavor".
I think about that every time I turn off the shower.

>>11349500
Whad is dis

>>11343587
can you keep the lifehack talk in your homeboard, >>>/r/SkincareAddiction

>>11349717
It's flavorless tough chewing gum. To make your jaw muscles bigger/stronger.

>>11344281
What?

>>11347412
>better genetics
Can't get enough of em m8

>>11349406
effective but can sensitize teeth so watch out. Brushing with baking soda once a week also works

>>11346129
Bro you're going to turn into a white walker at this rate

>>11350062
It'll be sick. (probably in a literal sense)

Saved.