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11304516 No.11304516 [Reply] [Original]

What should I wear if I want to get stinky tumblr pussy?

>> No.11304520

>>11304516
Anything the girl you want to bang's dad wears.

>> No.11304532

>>11304516

A dress.

>> No.11305212

>>11304520
>implying they have met their father

>> No.11305245

>>11304516
Tattoos, scream in a melodic hardcore band or play talentless overly-wet sounding guitar.

>> No.11305254

>>11304516
a noose

>> No.11305262

rick owens

>> No.11305291

>>11304516
turtlenecks
clubmasters
doc martens

just try to be as pseudo intellectual-core as possible
dress how dumb people think smart people dress

>> No.11305295
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11305295

>>11304516
not even jking

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>>11304516

>> No.11305323

A bad haircut thats not really bad because it's supposed to be bad. Maybe a chocker

>> No.11305469 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11305539
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11305539

NO GO WALMARTIO

but yeah desu just normie stuff with a hint of indie, if you're feeling extra thirsty wear white socks with DMs they'll think you're a special snowflake

not that i know anything about getting tumblr pussy, or any pussy for that matter. just observations

>> No.11305543 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11305548 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11305552 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11305560
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11305560

dress like MacDeMeme

>> No.11305603 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11305620 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11305709

>>11305539
wait white socks are in ?

>> No.11305719
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11305719

>>11305560
and smoke like him

>> No.11305725

>>11304516
Google "Oliver Sykes" and imitate everything you see there.

>> No.11305749

>>11305709
I'm really not a fan of white socks (with leather shoes apart from loafers at least, and even then its difficult to pull off) but being quite active in my local music scene full of tumblrinas. white socks and docs is something they're into

>> No.11305765

>>11305749
This is true, but only on girls. Slightly ironic business socks + docs are for guys.

>> No.11305799 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11305807

Honestly don't fuck with art hoes. Nothing but bullshit and drama

>> No.11305857

>>11304516
american apparel and doc martens
>from experience

>> No.11305865

>>11305807
but they fine and put out

Follow your heart anon. If it says to fuck with tumblr art hoes you do you my dude.

>> No.11305917

>>11304532
that might actually work. Everything starts with getting attention, which you'll have plenty of. If you're a cool and reasonably lookin guy you can play it from there.

>> No.11305920 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO. We don't have walmarts here, but I still gotta calm the gods.

>> No.11305988

>>11305807
But tumblr art hoes make my dick go diamonds

>> No.11306003

dress edgy, edgy haircut, edgy clothes, edgy piercings edgy tattoos etc

>> No.11306022 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11306034

>>11305295
I'm kind of pissed off about this.
Is Father John Misty associated with gross Tumblr girls?

>> No.11306066 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11306073
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11306073

Something like this op

>> No.11306108 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO
top kek

>> No.11306130 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11306152

>>11306034
sadly yes
he has become super fucking tumblr/instagram/special snowflake
you can become bitter like me and be proud of the fact that you knew about him 'before it was cool'

>> No.11306202

>>11306034
the grossest of the gross.

>> No.11306280 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11306283 [DELETED] 
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11306283

>>11305295
Disgusting

>>11304516
Your thread is retarded, everyone who gave a serious opinion is DUMB

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11306370 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
no go walmartio

!!@!@!

>> No.11306376 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11306681

>>11305295
This guy is trying so hard with the nihilistic I don't care attitude

>> No.11306683 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11306786 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11306928 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11306961 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11306969
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11306969

>>11306034

isn't his most popular song whining about student loans, being stuck in a "stranger's body", and having to take meds for depression? of course tumblr girls love him, lmao. seriously stop listening to cuck music. it will help your brain and self confidence.

>> No.11307041

NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11307070 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11307124 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11307131 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11307157 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11307159 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
OITRAMLAW OG ON

>> No.11307186

>>11305295
FJM is like the last remnant of the whole 2009 williamsburg-lumbersexual-beardcore-reddit-hipster thing, he's an oddity.

>> No.11307195

>>11306969

>WHEN I WAS YOUNG I DREAMT OF A PASSIONATE OBLIGATION TO A ROOMMATE

>> No.11307209

>>11307186
this. all of the guys I know that went for that look went in one of four distinct directions

>slacker/looswave/Japanese
>le distressed jeans thrasher hoodie
>greaserpunk/slp
>minimalist muted earthtones & buzzcut meme

>> No.11307243 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11307281 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11307316 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11307322 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11307421

>>11307209
half of those don't actually sound bad at all tho

>> No.11308282
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>>11305539
This is the only good reply in the thread. The only tumblr girls that are worth getting with are the ones who are really just normies who wear indie stuff. They're first year visual arts majors and they think smoking and romanticizing nihilism is cool. Basically just dress like the male counterpart to this.

The ones who live and die by all this shit are the same ones who think shaving their legs is giving in to the patriarchy. You do not want to attract those types.

>> No.11308481 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11308670 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11308772 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11308861 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11308869 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

I swear if this doesn't stop my parents from buying me clothes from walmart...

>> No.11309104

>>11306969
I don't get it. Why is it cuck music?

>> No.11309433 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11309458 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
no go walmarto

>> No.11309470

>>11309104
Because he doesn't like it

>> No.11309478

>>11304516
dress in slacker core,normcore,listens to mac demarco once core

>> No.11309481

>>11307421
get some taste then.

>> No.11310200 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
no go walmartio

>> No.11310217

>>11304532
>>11305917
can confirm, got a girlfriend from dressing as dorthy from wizard of oz at a halloween party

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>>11304516
here is i, certified tumblr user, and ive come to you with some advice.
im going to preface this with the assumption that youre a straight dude, so most tumblr pussy-havers actually want other tumblr-pussy havers, and thats why theyre on tumblr, because they're queers.
if you have a particular stinky pussy owner in mind, you should probably look at their blog to get an idea of what they like, because different bloggers like different things and you cant just pigeon hole the entire tumblr population because they all go there to scream about the opinions and shit that no one else cares about, and theres a lot of variety in those opinions that no one cares about, but there are some universals.
-i see your morrissey picture. look at what he wore when he was younger and copy that shit, except make the button downs fitted with better fabrics because its not the 80's anymore and roll those sleeve up for maximum fore arm exposure, because they wanna see what they're gonna be fisted with.
-please dont ever wear running shoes that arent converse or vans
-make good friends with a denim jacket
-trim your pubes
-if you got long hair, get that shit up in a messy bun.
-if you got short hair, say hello to the undercut again, or something thats kinda got those emo bangs.
-be a kind person, listen to them, put them first, eat them out, you are their inferior
-they love it when you look at their blog, never miss a post
-if they are trans* respect their pronouns or else you probably wont be getting any
-getting a trans* tumblr person will probably be a lot easier than getting a tumblr girl if you follow that btw
good luck, i honestly have no idea why you would want to get involved with a tumblr person because its kind of a hit or a miss when it comes to them being a TERRIBLY AWFUL INDIVIDUAL
also the flower crown making guide will come in handy just make sure theres no bugs in the flowers

>> No.11310296 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11310511 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11310528 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11310660 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11311156 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO MARTIO

>> No.11311189 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11311228

Post pics of arts hoes

>> No.11311230 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11311260 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11311302

>>11311228
Seconding this

>> No.11311731 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11311758 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTO

>> No.11311763 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NOGOWALMARTIO

>> No.11311779 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
No go walmartio

>> No.11311801 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO
t gf

>> No.11311977 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11311982 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11311986 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11311989 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
No go walmartio

>> No.11311995 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
No go walmartio

>> No.11311997

>>11310280
So Ho malwartio

>> No.11312143 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11312208 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11312210 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11312216 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11312288

>>11308282
>Dress like the male counterpart to this

That is a male, homie.

>> No.11312296

>>11304516
Not be ugly and fat

>> No.11312622

>>11305245
>overly-wet

you mean with reverb, yeah?

>> No.11312648 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11312670 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11312674

>>11312622
Reverb, chorus, and delay are wet sounding guitar effects.

>> No.11312808

>>11305539
I like that fit besides the crazy white socks

>> No.11312832
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>>11311228
please don't

>> No.11312841

>>11305560
Canadians have been dressing like that since the 80s tho

>> No.11313049 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11313435 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11313543

>>11304516
Just throw any old thing together and don't wash your clothes or hair. Give off that "I've stopped caring about myself because I know I'm a piece of human garbage anyway" vibe and they'll come swarming to you.

>> No.11313548 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11313549 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11314040 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11314371 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
PLEASE NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11314491 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11315757 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTO

>> No.11316506 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11316522

>>11304520
This

Dress like Carl from aqua teen hunger force

>> No.11316599

>>11304516
How do I Morrissey-core?

>> No.11317039

>>11305295
lol he looks like such a gross cuck who stumbled upon some decent fashion mags

look in his eyes hahaha

>> No.11317056

kinda off topic

but what's up with these bland 6-8 at most word 'poems' that tumblr bitches love?

they're always just super simple basic human observations/rudimentary outlooks on unrequited love or w/e

so boring senpai

>> No.11317539

>>11317056
because tumblr bitches are just boring thots who don't really stand out in any way so they try to get all artsy with >DUDE MINIMALISTIC SHIT LMAO but it just backfires and makes them look like a retard to anyone outside of their community.

>> No.11317564 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11317567 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11317830

>>11317539
basically this
also "i'm special" syndrome is in there too

>> No.11317939 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
No go walmartio

>> No.11317985

>>11317539
>thots
stop reading there.

you're not allowed to criticize people when you use outdated nigger speak.

>> No.11318008

>>11317056
they have short attention spans

>> No.11318150

>>11317985
>stop

stopped reading there

>> No.11318304 [DELETED] 

>>11305310

NO GO WALMARTIO

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11318409

>>11317985
i don't know why i did it. usually i'd be the one to reprimand others for posting like black twitter redditors. i just felt that when i was making that post, that speaking like a groid for that one word was really the best way to put it.

>> No.11318455 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11318519

>>11317039
>cuck

does this word mean anything at all, at this point?

>> No.11318603 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
no go walmartio

>> No.11319443 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11319449 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
ey

no go walmartio

>> No.11319671

no go walmartio

>> No.11320177 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11320217 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11320221 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11320478

>>11305725
those are scene girls anon

>> No.11320494 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11320497 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11320725 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11320923 [DELETED] 

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you faggots are so difficult to being manipulated

>> No.11320955 [DELETED] 

>>11320923
>>11304516
Sorry, you're in a thread looking for how to dress like girls on tumblr do.
The most you should've done is post
>>>/tumblr/

>> No.11321295 [DELETED] 

>>11305310
NO GO WALMARTIO

>> No.11321388

>>11305807
But they're the freaky ones because they didn't get any action when they were teens anon. They are really horny my man

>> No.11321651

>>11305725
Is this 2007 again lmao