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11245627 No.11245627[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

how /fa/ is your voice?

step 1 :go to vocaroo.com

step 2 : say this
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my Industrial Design and Furniture Design class, and have designed over 40 collections under my name, not to mention my work for Jil Sander and Dior. I am a trained culture vulture and have over 300 'inspired' ideas. You are nothing to me but just another fuccboi with an average level of disposable income. I will wipe you the fuck out with shitty over-hyped collaborations with adidas that your wallet will find irresistible, mark my fucking words. I have over 87 unique colorway suggestions generated by Microsoft PowerPoint for my ozweegos untill the day that I die. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of designers and influential social media contacts across the globe and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the perma ban, faggot. I will wipe your pathetic smile of your face and ruin that thing you call life, or should I say /fa/? You’re fucking dead, kid. I can design anything, anytime, and make it sell. I can sell the same idea to you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s without watching Joy Division videos on youtube. Not only am I extensively trained in turning culture into cash, but I have access to an entire arsenal of archives and I will use it to its full extent to put your bank account into overdraft, you little shit. Why do you think the Peter Saville parka's keep appearing on Grailed, you ignorant scum? If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

step 3: post results

>> No.11245726

bump faggots

>> No.11245784

>>11245627

I'm a bit sick but here you go
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PJkMDjHJjs

>> No.11245809
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11245809

>>11245627
lots of fuckups and mic clipping but whatever
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vfYEXR3NIQ

>> No.11245812

>>11245784
I like your voice, your way of talking is relaxing.

>> No.11245826

>>11245784
good voice, esp. because it's gravelly

>> No.11245830

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RphjLKMOip

>> No.11245843

>>11245784
>>11245809
>>11245830
underage

>> No.11245846

>>11245830
fucked up at the end but still sounds good for the most part

>> No.11245865

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yOsnEg7v22

>> No.11245868

Where the Euros at?

>> No.11245872
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11245872

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nUSclK9f7N

https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Moral_letters_to_Lucilius

>> No.11245900

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oz7Ze76UYd

ayy

>> No.11245978

>>11245900
kawaii

>> No.11245986
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11245986

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hbSKpMSgb5

>> No.11245993

>>11245986
Kek

>> No.11246012

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0M9B8k7aQVE

JUST

>> No.11246060

>>11245784
>>11245809
Literally queer voices
Holy shit

>> No.11246065

>>11245865
Kek

>> No.11246071

>>11245784
9/10

>>11245809
5/10

>>11245830
7/10

>>11245865
4/10

>>11245872
pls go/10


>>11245900
5/10

>>11245986
effay/10


>>11246012
8/10

>> No.11246073

>>11246012
are you gay? you dont sound gay at all.

>> No.11246074

>>11246012
I love you sempai!
Top kek

>> No.11246078
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11246078

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jHBL4m0P0o

>> No.11246082

>>11246078
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK i literally lol'd

thats good anon

>> No.11246093

>>11246078
That chucky cheese bit killed me goddammit!!!

>> No.11246118
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11246118

>>11246071

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DwquwiJM5Z

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GRekDBL6NU

>> No.11246124

>>11246118
What mic/headset do you own?

>> No.11246187

>>11246078
i love that album

>> No.11246194

>>11246124

Just talking into a current generation macbook air with no headset

>> No.11246207

>>11245865
you sound like robert crumb

>> No.11246281

>>11246078
this is hilarious desu

>> No.11246309

http://vocaroo.com/i/s02RoQk6iV2P
i tried

>> No.11246313

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iQJpmnBsE0

yfw no gf

>> No.11246319

>>11246078
holy shit

>> No.11246934

>>11246309
whispering so you don't wake up mom and dad?

>> No.11247068

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DnfoqFguvG
recorded too loud and my voice is shit lmao

>> No.11247326

Nigerian here

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fPS8vYyCf6

>> No.11247368

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dZavdqecpb

>> No.11247375

>>11247368
where are you from?

>> No.11247569

Sorry for the bad mic quality duders

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RjMZl7DzbF

>> No.11247619 [DELETED] 

>>11245830
>>11245809
>>11245784
alot of gay cunts on /fa/ hey

>> No.11247632

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sNmpWTc4d1

>> No.11247663

>>11247632
0/10 didn't even do the whole thing and is either a grill or underage

>> No.11247668

http://vocaroo.com/i/s149wHNEzjNQ

rate me plzzzz

>> No.11247672

raf is a such a qt

>> No.11247679
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11247679

>>11245627
KILL YOURSELF
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fJWKmz9oXp
KILL YOURSELF
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fJWKmz9oXp
KILL YOURSELF
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fJWKmz9oXp

>> No.11247685

>>11247679
11/10, best one on thread
>>11247668
end ur life my friend
>>11245986
9.9/10, sexual as f

>> No.11247799

>>11245627
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jRnzLuD9Xp

>> No.11248153

>>11247632
L O N D O N