/fa/ - Fashion

ive buzzed my asshole hair, does that count?

>Decided yesterday I was going to get a buzzcut today
>Didn't go

This must be a sign. I'll do it tomorrow, for real.

>>11129827
Of course not you faggot.

>>11129829
Buy some cheap clippers and do it yourself. You'll save hundreds of dollars on haircuts.

>>11129823
But doesn't everyone get a buzzcut when they go to mandatory army?

>>11129823
I did it 3 times under different circumstances.
Looks like shit on me.

I did it when I was 6
>>11130693
most 1st and 2nd world countries don't have mandatory service

>>11129823
90% of people look like shit with buzzcut, i realised this when i was in conscription

my parents made me get a buzzcut when I was like five during summer kek

Parents always decided my haircuts for me until highschool and it was always buzzcuts. I must be the manliest man.

main reason I buzz is because I don't like looking like the teenagers near me, don't want to be associated with them

that and it's the least faggy cut, can do it myself too so it doesn't cost shit :)

>>11130734
And even if, you often get to keep your hair if it's short enough on the sides, or you wear a hairnet...

>>11129823

>currently growing my hair out
>hating it

I'd get a buzzcut but my head is gigantic and I have a surgery scar.

>>11129823
i like getting buzzed, cuz its the lowest maintenance haircut out there, but i look like shit with a buzzcut.

does anybody know if buzz cuts can affect the hairline? always got buzz cuts as a kid and noticed i had a weird hairline

>>11130738
the truth

I kinda have large ears so it looks a bit weird. Haven't gotten a buzzcut in a couple years now, though. I might get one again for the summer.

>>11130904

unless someone dug the clipper in so hard it ripped out skin I dont see how this could happen. you just have bad genes, sorry brother.

>>11129823
If I wanted to look like a retarded man-child, I'd buzz my hair, op. I know this because I've buzzed my hair before. It's awful.

>To this day, my haircut is the number two clippers, which I apply to myself every month - Henry Rollins

God Has Spoken

with very thick eyebrows can i pull of a buzzcut?

Only for the army training.
Not even once since

>>11131375
Oh and it looked like shit, obviously

I buzzed my hair when my mom got cancer as a show of support. I might do it again

>>11131369

Yeah, it looks good if you have full eyebrows and good facial hair.

>>11129823
I did, when I was 10, just like every other kid who didnt give a shit about how they look

>>11129823
i cut off allll hair i had (so i was essentially bald) when i was 12 as an overreaction to not wanting shoulderlength hair anymore

looked pretty shit since i was fat

if it weren't for my jew nose i would look great with a buzzcut

>>11131381
lmao what the fuck
I will never understand people like you
condolences to your mom, but you should die

>>11129823
Wow, what a hairline.

>>11132561
Pretty much this. Alopecia bro here, dad did this and I told him to gtfo.

I put my hair into a flat top for a few years during high school

I looked like a football player villain from an 80s movie.

>>11133180
I'm white, btw. People hadn't seen a white dude in a classic flat top since the actual 80s.

It's my greatest era of "Why did I do that?"

Got that buzz I was talking about earlier in the thread.

Did I JUST myself or not

>>11133246
yikes

>>11133246
should have gone shorter

>>11129823
agreed

>>11133246
>>11133272
yeah should have cut shorter. you cut it to the beginning of the awkward growth stage. exactly the length where it looks the worst.

>>11129823
I'd better go do that now

This only works if you've got a thin, angular face.

Otherwise you just look retarded. Don't do it if you're a fatass or a gook.