/fa/ - Fashion

this one's pretty easy

look at the boys the post on their tumblr

like an ugly fag generally

>>10561374
Need more tumbl and insta grills. Post.

Just dress like a slightly feminine typical hipster boi

skate and be into photography usually

I dated a tumblr girl once, completely obnoxious.

She was an English lit undergraduate and thought that made her the most interesting person in the world.

>>10561382
Here you go

>>10561374
I just partied with some tumblrinas last night at a dumb Halloween party, so I think I can offer some advice.
>Get a Macbook, and put a Bernie Sanders sticker on it.
>Make sure your BMI is at most 18.
>Don't be afraid to talk about anime in real life with them. Anime is cool to tumblrinas.
>Smoke cigarettes.
>Pretend to be really interested in art.
>Pretend to be really interested in neo paganism and/or wicca.
I don't know if that last one will help or not. Just depends I guess.

>>10561425
MOAR. Just post them all.

>>10561449
i got u.

tumblr.tumblr.com

>Meme caps similar to the "I think about you sometimes" one.
>Super tight stretch skinny jeans, rolled above the ankles, while wearing lowtop shoes without socks
>Tee shirts with rolled sleeves
>wear a ring on your pointer finger and the one next to your pinky
>Have a piercing in your face somewhere
>Tattoo on wrist, minimalistic

this is the only sure fire way

>>10561440
You're pretty much on point. My friend is big in this whole scene in Montreal so I'll chime in.
>The single most important thing you can do is be in a band. You will instantly become a ten in their eyes.
>Failing that, become an artist or do slam poetry or some shit
>Dress borderline homeless but make sure your fits are good
>Pretend to like left wing politics/feminism

just b urself

>>10561440
>>10561467
>>10561481
so if i looked like the dude on the left would i be ace???

>>10561497
what the fuck is that thing on the right

>>10561497
yeah, youre on the road to pulling an ugly psychotic freak like the girl on the left. enjoy her having temper tantrums like a 5 year old and threatening to kill herself if you dump her

>>10561497
Dress like the guy on the right or the left.

How do i achieve leftisttumblrfeministindieconcert-core?

>>10561497
Depends on the girl. Lol, i follow them on insta.
more like:

>>10561458
Wtf maan. Post this bitches here, my pants are down, my dick is floppin, im ready for content, dont mess me anon.

>>10561515

>>10561515
Same girl I posted earlier. Also yes she's 18.

>wear goodwill clothes
>be androgynous
>be from New York
>be tumblr meme savvy like "egg" or some shit
>have white hair
> a e s t h e t i c blog

>>10561531
body type: brick

>>10561523
>that fire sister egg pin

what the fuck

>>10561564
>egg pins started in anime
el em ay oh

>>10561566
p sure they did baka senpai

>>10561564
lots of tumblr girls pretend to like anime desu senpai (to be honest my senpai)

>>10561582
desu senpai

>>10561467
its called the fucking ring finger, fuck face

>>10561495
this honestly

>>10561374
if you want to attract tumblr girls, DON'T dress like boys they post on tumblr

you gotta just dress however you want (more manly = better), you can't give them what they want

the boys that they post on tumblr get usually turned down or get into a beta-relationship

/thread

>>10561664
you cant /thread yourself, its bad form

>>10561374
black skinny jeans, white tshirt or button down (or oversized grey/cream/olive sweatshirt), white leather sneakers, bomber jacket or overcoat, topknot or young leo. aka snowflake numale tumblr cuccboi aesthetic

>>10561671
not op ..

also posting a example of boy that can fuck any tumblrina he wants

>>10561374

You can start by cutting your hair, not wearing flowery blouses, and not hoisting your leg onto the countertop like somebody asked to see it. Girls don't want any of that shit.

At least your face is somewhat masculine.

>>10561673
this
basic fuccboi look is hardcore tumblr guy

>>10561481
if you suck at instruments and can't be in a band, make instrumental hiphop or become a standup comic, both work just as well these days

>>10561497

What is the biological sex of the individual on the right? Also, what is that creature between them, and what happened to its head?

>>10561701
its a fucking dog lol its got a scrunchy face and its being scrunched more

>>10561467
Rolled up pants in that way's called highwater

>>10561678
you got it twisted fa m this is just generic menswear nigga

>>10561678
no tumblrinas will think he is a typical entitled racist conservative if he dresses like that

you should dress like jack kilmer if u want tumblr bitches

>>10561440
Isn't 18 underweight

>>10562063
Under 18.5 to be exact

>>10562072
So you've got to be underweight to pull insane girls

Not surprising

>>10561497
thats funny i just had this fit on today. shoes socks pants and shirt haha

>>10562074
being underweight is effay

>>10561374
I hate to break it to you bruv, but it has to be said: like 99% of women who dress like this are lesbians

No matter how effay you ever are, you can't change the fact that you are a male, and that she will never be attracted to you.

>>10561531
ew she looks horrible in this pic

>>10561374
they look horrible, why would you want them?

>>10561404
They always either have English, sociology or gender study degrees.

>>10561531
>she

>>10562253
to be honest some are cute

>>10562244
ONLY REALL NIGGA POST ITT

desu i dont try intrentionally, but the shit yall listed somewhat falls on me
so all the qt girls worth the effort all ended up being lesbians, and in relationships already
just face the fact that what you want is always taken ;/

>>10562144
Holy shit, I actually do like to sometimes go out with proper clothing and jogging pants.

I'm in University for a Visual Communications degree.

>>10562244
i wouldn't say 99% but you're right tons of them are but that wont stop me from trying to pack my pecker into the ones that aren't

>>10561978
Palo Alto is shit, it's like larry clarks kids mixed with water to make it less interesting and more bland.
inb4 it's a true reflection of teenage life

>>10561481

how does one infiltrate the montreal scene

>>10561374
Just like them obviously, get super skinny too. Tumblr chicks only go for andro dudes with drug problems. Make sure to show your sensitive side. But also your dark brooding side. Never smile.

>>10561497
what shoes is the guy on the right wearing

>>10561404
soundin mad bitter senpai need to check that desu

you guys are so slow, late and predictable

also stop calling them sjws and tumblristas and treating them badly when they try to post here

read some gender studies

>>10561495
yea

>>10562428
palladiums

>>10562497
Gr8b8m8

>>10562497
sjw doesnt filter anymore?

protip: don't

they're batshit crazy with emotional problems, will blame you for all of them, and then cheat on you with the next whiteboy from garage band

>>10562525
no that was just a Halloween thing

>>10562585
I can relate to this, fucking made a rumor that I was a rapist and she left me for a ugly ass lesbian. Man, I fucking hate her.

>>10562497

>>10562585
>generalizing an entire group of people over one or two bad experiences

>>10562585
id like her sweaty armpit desu

>>10561673
fuck this is me

>>10562585
but what if i just wanna smash and dash f a m

>>10562585
cute
post more pics of tumblr girls p l s

>>10561678
damn can we get some more inspo like this

>>10561374
my fuck buddy is a big booty tumblr grill. dating her would be annoying but shes hot in bed

>>10561978
This.

>>10562900
go make a wealthcore thread nerd

>>10561612
i think its actually called the index finger iirc

>>10562922
>calls someone a nerd

>undoubtedly dresses cukcore

>>10562769
that's 90% of fa you retarded faggot it was a shitpost about most of fa is reddit as fuck

>>10562949
women love keks dummy

>>10561374

Achille's, Overcoat, pinrolled slim jeans, undercut, penny board

Enjoy being a boring ass replicant dressed by m'lady.

>>10562949
>kekcore memepsoter
opinion discarded

>>10562269
I met a tumblr girl once who was double majoring in English and sociology with a focus in gender studies

>>10561534
under rated post

>>10561681
Probably bait, but I hope you know thats a female

>>10562585
whos this armpit demon. i want to drink her sweat

>>10562949
Those stupid "Post your style" threads have no purpose.
Why post a bunch of pics of outfits when you can just post a fit?
Because they know they look like shit

>>10562967
>actually believes this

>>10563062
>actually dresses that way

>>10561404
Haha, me too. She was a walking stereotype: English/French double major, vegan, vintage clothes and glasses, feminist to the point of actively looking for things to be offended by. She also broke my heart, so I'm very bitter.

seeing a tumblr girl atm

all u gotta do is be confident in your style of clothing, she'll be impressed with it as long as u try. reblog her posts, have sex with her, eat food together, pretty simple

>>10563377
Oh, and also covered in cringe-worthy tattoos

w2c gf

>>10561497
Am I the only one super bothered by the double glasses?

>>10562390
end urself

>>10561497
i follow him on instagram too senpai

>>10561532
egg is old its "gun" now apparently

how the fuck did egg become a thing

>>10563515
>egg
>gun

someone explain what the fuck you're talking about
>>10563532

>>10561532
Don't ruin white hair for me.

>>10561523
I fucked a tumblr bitch that posted pictures like this a year ago. They're real sluts, I don't even remember her tumblr link anymore.

Most of their pictures, specially really pale ones like this, don't come close to how they look like irl. It's weird how they're shaming photoshopped models when they do that shit.

Best head I've gotten, pussy ok, kinda loose from all the dicks she's taken, but it might be cause she's half korean and has a sideways vagina -- 3.5/5

>I can only attract tumblr girls

Wat do, I want a normal girl

>>10563554
tumblr inside jokes. you gotta stay in touch with it if you want them to consent.

>>10563669
I believe you because you said on the internet

COuld someone tell me specifically what kind of jacket this is? BArring the weeb shit (which would probably land me a tumblr gf tho), I absolutely love the style. I love the simplicity and the materials used

I'm very tempted to just buy this and remove all the emblems myself

http://www.amazon.com/Vogue-Gallery-Attack-Costume-Jacket/dp/B00EQSZQU6


Or I could leave the emblems and have a tumblr girl beg to suck my titan cock

>>10563824
M65 field jacket you fucking mongoloid

>>10563680
>unlit cig
>indoors
>dyke hair
>that carpet

>>10563690

how do you dress

>>10561507
Kill you'reslef

>>10562585
your words and your image say two very different things, anon-kun

Most of these girls are probably just as desparately in need of anonymous internet support of their lifestyle as you: guy who posts in waywt seeking to remove any lingering strand of personally determined style. You'd probably share a lot in common. You'll just need to imagine away the canned political beliefs.

>>10561374
theyre not even girls anymore

>>10562949
I like most of those artists, wtf this has gotta be the lamest troll I've seen in a while
some demarco sounds alright, die antwoord is pretty damn fun, death grips are great if you're in the mood, and kendrick is just straight up good

>>10561374
like their barely present fathers

I just want a grill with cute face and will like my music and tv shows

>>10563690
why

>>10564046
too bad kek baka desu senpai

>>10564049
i dont know chinse

>>10563990
It's trying to tell you to think objectively about the culture you ascribe to. The /fa/ prototype is the average of its parts; you can do better than that.

>>10561425

I HIT THAT

ALSO FUCK THAT DOG

where to find grills untainted by the shitty internet that actually have personalities, i need support to pull me out of these hell holes and give me actual substance

>>10561507

This is so fuckin weird how do you know Spencer and Hugo and shit

>>10561506

This is so fuckin weird how do you know Spencer and Hugo and shit

>>10561507
>Sweden

>>10561664
I can confirm this
i know plenty tubmlr girls and yeah... they fuck/date guys who dress like an average folk more than tumblr guys.

>>10564073
you would miss their postmodern bullshit and be sad again forever

>>10564087

... what is this?

>>10562315
it was a meme

>>10561481
mac demarco came from the montreal scene.
did he pretty just copy the homeless style and add his twist?

>>10562391
start a band

>>10564095
i mostly see them go for mall-core skater aesthetic guys who dont actually skate.

>>10564113
the future

>black skinny jeans
>be in a band or become a dj
>1461 dr martens
>button up shirt or basic tees
>rarely smile

>>10564133

I would do dirty, dirty things to tumblr girls like OPs pic. Sadly I cannot play instruments. My friend is in a surf punk band and is literally swimming in pussy like this. It's depressing

>>10561507
is this a cringe thread?

>become obese
>dress like a 1950s pinup
>share lots of webcomics that combine cutesy aesthetics of 1930s animation with vulgarities and abrupt feminist sentiments
>pick a mental disorder for yourself

Tada.

>>10561374
HNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Fuck hipsters with gr8 feet are my fetish.

>>10563960
But what if i dont even post in waywt

>>10563990
Its just a shitty forced meme f a m dont take it and anyone who says cuccore seriously

Absolutely everyone denies that they are cuCkcore. Seriously everyone that is normal and doesn't act like a fag can see that you're a kek. You're not cool and creative for listening to shitty rap that you think is creative and wearing black skinny jeans.

>>10561495
Came 2 post this

>>10563669
Kek I bet this guy thinks he's cool and edgy

>>10561374
Like their dads

I dated a girl like this during my freshman year. I consider that experience like an extension of my awkward phase. In high school, and going into college, I maintained a wimpy sense of misanthropy and this girl that I met picked it up from me. I would be all like, "I hate the world. Everybody is shit" and she would mirror the same from me. I'm glad I grew out of this phase.

She dressed very much like the girls in the photos, minus the facial piercings and the hairy armpits. Very Urban Outfitters circa 2010, 2011.

There was really nothing in particular that made us break up. It was a combination of new experiences and general boredom that did the trick. In hindsight, I think I was "getting too old" for her. While I was taking care of myself and trying to develop as a person, she was still stuck in that high school mindset. I was growing, and she wasn't.

Whenever I see girls like these, I often assume that they still have a wimpy highschool mentality. Anyways, here is my blogpost fuck you all.

>>10562900
It's chinos and a sweater. It's uninspired, basic bitch shit. You literally can walk into any department store blindfolded, pull shit off the shelves and make that outfit based off of your sense of touch alone.

>>10564171
Just pretend to play an instrument that's what I do t-b-h

>>10564073
Get off the internet. I know it's cookie cutter advice but it's the best you can do. I don't know what the situation around you is like but it seems like girls who are into outdoorsy stuff seem to be kind, not to complicated and can actually think for themselves. But most are definetly not effay. Also playing an insturment or participating in team sports is a major green flag.
And in the end it will always depend on you so the first and foremost thing to do is to become a desirable and content person yourself and pull yourself out of this cesspit that is 4chan.
Cheers mate

>>10564700
Oh, you're one of those people that are so uninteresting and unimportant that you have to dress creatively to impress people.

>>10562585
This. Not even kidding, so many of them cultivate fucking mental illnesses like they're something positive and will never cease to talk about them if you're naive or unfortunate enough to get close to them. It's taken too many relationships and friendships with this sort of girl to admit it to myself that they're so much more trouble than they're worth and that their lack of self-esteem, paired oddly with a kind of arrogance, was beginning to rub off onto me. Avoid them.

>>10564731
>friends are all in bands
>guitars always around me when I'm with them
>only time I'm near tumblr girls is when I'm with them
>"hey anon, play us a song!"

Can't happen. Not for me lol

>>10564084
Small world senpai desu. Anyway, where do you see the Montreal aesthetic going these next few years. Is slackercore and the homeless hats dead?

>>10565016
learn something piss easy like tears in heaven, dust in the wind, or anything for nirvana really...

you c u c k!

>>10565075
youkek?
what's a youkek?

>stop giving a fuck
cultivate a personality that can accomplish this without being an edgelord. skatefags, artfags, and bandfags are normally better equipped for this, as they value creativity with independence (the landscape is changing for skatefags though). they want to fuck your attitude, not your skelly bod and statistically average size dick

or in other words if you're looking for instructions you already fucked up.

*notice how those examples all have skills*

>>10565151
>skatefags
creative


Stopped reading right there

>>10565172
groce

>>10564149
my thoughts exactly

>>10564699
I like the ending.


https://youtu.be/n0WYuWPRKlw

>>10564767
what the fuck kind of a person takes that as a bad thing on a fashion board?

>>10565479
Kek

>>10565072

how do you know Brianna? This is so fuckin weird, I know her really well and I haven't seen these pictures except the film one which is off her blog

so i think i got the dress down f a m but how would i go about meeting hella tumblr bitches to stick my peen into t b h

>>10565534
indie shows
art shows
idk

>>10565534

I've hooked up with tumblr girls before and I don't even dress like a bum, I actually like high fashion, textiles, football and history

What I'm getting at is there's not set dress or type that will get you laid with these girls

the fact that you're asking all these questions and willing to change the way you dress makes me doubt you'll be "sticking your peen" into much desu

>>10565075
I can play a little bit of the keyboard but I just never practice and forget it lol.. plus you really have to be in a band for it to be worth a shit with tumblr girls. Especially a rebellious punk band

>>10565534
I went to a concert for a local rap group once, and there was a plethora of tumblr girls everywhere, all had the same clothes and hair and all smoking cigs

>>10563079
What a cookie cutter bitch

they'll tell you, right on there fucking tumblrs. But you won't even need to dress a certain way, a lot of them are sluts anyway, you just need to not be an ugly fat autist. Also saying you're bi helps, but that might give them the wrong idea

>>10564087
This is actually a pretty good quiz show, even though this seems to be some sort of kid's version. Vem vet mest is pretty nice to watch on lazy sundays.

>>10561534
kek desu

>>10563854
Usually jeans, flannel, and boots. I don't have a specific style though, I also wear stuff like G-Star and have a lot of streetwear

>>10564047
Because they all smoke, like music I don't like, typically can't take a joke too well, and think they're more smart than they are. I like smart girls, I just don't like girls who think they know a lot of stuff about me and the world because they believe in Zodiac stuff

>>10561374
Dress like a sissy kek. You'll do fine.

>>10562900
I like when /fa/ discovers why MFA is so popular

>>10565521
It's the fact that you find layering different colors of gray and wearing asymmetrical jackets as fashionable that gets to me.

>>10566439
>this board a actually beats the autism off of reddit

>>10561440
Wrongo. Tumblirna's don't practice what they preach. They strive for intellectualism only in an ascetic sense. They go for alpha chads just as much as a frat girl. They just keep some beta orbiters to eat them out once in awhile and provide them with free shit.

I gave one the jimmy kimmel "do you support Hillary's plan to blah blah" and reveled it was Trumps plan. "Wow anon, your so political!"

Wouldn't fuck one with a ten foot pole. "Polygamous" is cool with tumblrellas, that word now means "I sleep around a lot."

Worked in a college doctors office, 50% of those chicks of STDs. Do NOT FUCK I repeat, do not land. On top of that there's a good chance they are uber feminists, which means they are batshit crazy. Avoid dyed hair and shaved heads as it is a sign of mental disorder.

Happy slut fucking.

>>10566464
100% correct person here.

>>10563851
new, aren't you?

>>10565157
Its not about them being creative, but looking to girls like that. For that matter, its idiotic to think teenagers have attitude, but whatever works for them man.

>>10564697
pretty much this

just wear a budweiser shirt and yell at people

>>10561374
Oh boy, time to give some quality advice.

- Be psuedointellectual: See the injustice in the world and be able to understand some basic worldly concepts such as "the rich vs. the poor", "the world is in constant flux", or "we are ourselves but we are not ourselves" or some shit.
- Wear nice clothing, don't catch yourself lacking in the clothing department. Tumblr chicks are more superficial then they lead you onto be. They act as thought they are understanding, empathic, and worldly, but realistically they are 20-something, white women locked in their rooms because they value the idea of "introspection".
- Look like a fuccboi, have long hair, be a twee-androdrogynous (how ever the fuck you spell that shit) looking motherfucker.
- Act like "love" them, these girls think that they are misunderstood by the world, and that everyone else around them doesn't see the world as they see it. So basically all you have to do is be on the same page with them and tell them that they are "special" or are "empathic" or that they "truly get it". So essentially lie to them.
- Be into some artsy shit, doesnt matter if you suck at it. The wonderful thing about the year 2015 of our lord, means that you don't need any "true" art skill. You don't have to learn how hyperrealistic styles of drawing, just do some simple brush strokes and post about how you abstractly view you simple as fuck painting.
- Pander and say some social justice shit, Yadda yadda women are opressed yadda yadda yadda women are powerful yadda yadda yadda black and other minorities get the short end of the stick yadda yadda we are all beautiful and one.
- Dress like a homeless person, but hold you head highly. If there is anything that I've learned about fashion, is that if you keep your head high and act as though you are on the cutting edge, others will thiink that you are onto something as well.

Do this and go get yourself some feminist pussy son.

How to convince yourself that tumblr girls are vain, insecure and live in a contrived cloud world when they tug at your heartstrings so tenderly

>>10566646
All of this is good advice.

But it also should be a criteria list for putting people acting like this into concentration camps.

Dress exactly like her

>>10562949
i bet sam hyde is ur idol faggot

>be skinny, pale as the moon, incredibly bitter
>have 2010 emo-kid hair (dark brown or pastel)
>wear exclusively skinny jeans and obscure band tshirts
>like filthy frank

at least thats what i've observed among my tumblr friends

>1. Be a genuinely interesting person
>2. Attract tumblr gf
>3. When together, constantly playfully mock the tumblr guys that make up a majority of her social ring and crushes
>4. Repeat step 3 until she makes fun of them with you

If at this point tumblr gf has proven to be quality gf material, continue dating. If otherwise:

>5. Abandon her, leaving her to go back to her group of tumblr boys

>try as she might, your harsh judgments have infected her and she now secretly hates everything she used to have

>>10567586
you don't even go here

>>10567767
Holy shit dick of the year award

>>10567776
Your ex alright gave me that award

Funny, considering I hear you're usually early, not late

;)

Does anyone have more of the girl in OP? Her tumblr?

>>10567617
you sure are triggered. sorry that pic describes you to the point of getting you this upset online and embarrassing yourself

>>10567767

1. Get GF by reading about some hobby on the internet
2. Isolate her socially
3. Abandon her

how to be a sociopath
2. Isolv

>>10565172
B E R L I N

>>10562900
>damn can we get some more inspo like this

back 2 MFA for all your dadcore needs

>>10561978
>no tumblrinas will think he is a typical entitled racist conservative if he dresses like that

Doesn't matter, they'll still want to fuck him anyway.

>>10568074
This is not dadcore.

>>10561507
all these obnoxious hair colors, facial piercings, etc

>>10568083

>2015
>Wearing khakis

I'm sure your euphoric style attracts all of the ladies Anon.

>>10561701
>tfw made this meme
>tfw have seen it being reblogged on tumblr thousands of times

I can die happy now knowing I contributed something to the world.

>>10561497
walker?
wtf

>>10565157

>implying skating isnt the most wonderful art form the world has been blessed with

>>10567781
???

>>10564133
no

>>10562391
befriend liberal arts grad students

>>10564738
this.
everything that makes a person attractive and interesting in real life would be considered cringey on this board.

>>10564697
I can't even begin to explain how true this is.

>>10569399
Having interests, thoughts, and a personality aren't cringey senpai.
Everything else is window dressing in real life.
We're here to talk about the drapes.

its not worth it !!
someone above me already mentioned this but the unusual & cruel combination of crippling insecurity/low self-esteem/anxiety + general arrogance/trend-hopping/entitlement will KILL U, sooner or later

also this
>>10564697

>>10561497
w2c fur coat on guy in middle?

Autism is often beneficial in creativity, i'm sure you will have no problem anon.

desu senpai

>>10561374
>how do i dress to attract tumblr grills?
Mori

>>10564087
swedish kids are degenerates

>>10567767
>>10567979
Demonstrate value
Engage Physically
Nurturing dependence
Neglect emotionally
Inspire hope
Separate entirely

>>10564087
fucking hell.....

>>10567767
beautiful

>>10564087
hahahaha my fuckin sides. what a bunch of puddin head children. That black child looks serious about education tho

>>10561374
Anyone have this girl's tumblr?

>>10569994

So much effort to try to look effortless.

So much mark missed.

>>10568087
my sides

>>10569940
Thnx

>>10561497
why are you fucking posting my friends walker and ben you cunt, fuck off this board, you will never be /fa/

>be attractive
>don't be outwardly a dick
>make jokes that allude to the idea that you think other people are being ableist/heteronormative/transphobic/other tumblr shit
>withhold affection sometimes
Got lots of tumblrinas thinking I'm hot shit doing this

What are some tags to search for finding tumblr qts?

will they date me if I'm not white?

>>10570507
>not being a dick
>making jokes about groups of people who believe in something different than you

I forgot lib logic only applies to other people

>>10570896
yes some may even be more likely to date you

>>10570896
>>10570933
I dunno. For as much as they shitpost about diversity and whatever they only hang out with white people

And then there are the fetishists who only hang out with one racial group

>>10564087
my fucking sides

>>10570938
I mostly see them with white people, hardy ever with non-white guys.

>>10564073
get off the internet and go get a hobby/job far removed. Seriously a few months ago I got a job and no one there cared about internet things at all. It was pretty great, I had to talk about music/movies/life by actually thinking and justifying things, not referring back to prejudices and memes I learned on the internet

>>10564767
are you fucking retarded?

>>10562949
lmao holy shit day 1 in this board and you all already look like faggots and this pic nails it

>>10571086
What did you seriously expect coming here? Well-adjusted people with athletic bodies?

>>10567767
I love you

>>10564087
so that's why they call it stockholm syndrome

>>10561374
Tbh senpai

>>10571171
carlos you sick fuck

>>10561404

I dated a tumblr girl once and she was the nicest person I've ever known.

>>10567767
Fucking this.

You literally just described my last and current relationship. Luckily with my current gf, she's starting to realize how lame the things she likes are.

Be black or be gay. And be feminist "nice guy" faggot.

More interesting question. Where to actually learn conservative/righterwing girls? I'm not talking about slavs.

>>10572537
>where to actually learn righterwing girls

???????

>>10564087
>everyone can be gay so progressive no sexism anymore
>girl isn't allowed to show her hair or body because of religion
Lefts are so fucking funny, I hope someday they will realise how many double standards they believed in.

>>10572547
I'm a student in Germany and everyone here seems to be Sweden-core. I still haven't seen even ONE woman who criticized their retarded refugee welcome shit.

>>10572562
holy shit mate i feel your pain, dutch neighbor of yours here

everyone is completely ~o those poor refugees~ and ignores the consequential impact they have

my gf is the only fucking one who got it

>>10562947

Actually it's called literacy

>>10572573
Oh m8, I'm so fucking happy for you to have a gf with these views. I feel like the only sane person in a madhouse, and I'm not even German. I wanted to stay there because I expected so much, but now I just wish to finish my studying there as fast as possible.

If it's not too personal, where did you learn your gf?

>>10564087
oh man..
/pol/'s going to love this

>>10564138
I'm 100% this
Never dated a tumblr girl tho

how does a girl dress when she wants to look gothic without looking trashy?
i dont like the tumblr trends or tattoos and ripped leggings. i want like an elegant and playful goth or something.

>>10572605
it's already been around /pol/

iirc there's another webm that's even worse if you can imagine it

>>10572589
Well, easiest way is to just be in realtionship with moderate girl (aka I-know-shit-about-politics-I-just-know-what-stands-in-news) that loves you. Just hide your powerlevel and either search for somebody with your views which can take long time. The best thing is to indocrinate her with your views over the time by simply subtly criticizing refugees and talking about how Muslims treat women and shit.

>>10572558
what are you even talking about? People are literally allowed to be be whatever religion they choose and adhere to the tenets of said religion

>>10572777
yeah

believe whatever alleviates your existential anguish

life is futile and you too will die

>>10572777
I talk about fighting for gender-equality, rights of homosexuals, pro-death and atheism while flooding your country with people of religion that is basically against all these things. I remember when tricky SD wanted to arrange a gay parade in Muslim ghetto. Lefties mind was blown out because he didn't know if he should be "sexist" by not supporting gays or "racist" by "offending" dem Muhamads.

>>10562949

>>10567586

>>10562662
>generalizing an entire group of people over one or two bad experiences
welcome to 4chan senpai

>>10568100
ok stranger form the internet, i believe you :*

This thread is really high quality you should do a 'how to attract' or HTA thread about every group, like Emos, Goths, Jock girls, we could make a master list thread and update as necessary.

>>10572785
I don't see how it contradicts gender equality to allow women to choose their religion

rather, it seems like an essential part.

>>10561467
>Super tight stretch skinny jeans

How fucked am I if skinny jeans are never going to be an option?

>>10572938
Know many Muslim women who concerted to Christianity without hiding from their families later on?

>>10573024
I actually know a lot of them. My sister is one of them.

Where the fuck are you from, homie?

>>10573024
>Know many Muslim women who concerted to Christianity without hiding from their families later on?
Look, while this may be an issue in non-free countries (everywhere that isn't America basically), the solution to this problem isn't to not allow women to be muslim. That is literally oppressive. The solution is to not allow families to violently react to a woman's choice not to be a muslim.

>>10573065
>oppressive
i can't even read the word without snickering anymore

while you're making a beautiful point, we'll always see certain things as degenerate based on the values we appreciate and hold high. religion is such a solidly embedded point in humanity that it'll be pretty hard for some people to go "o my daughter chooses something else than how i brought her up, ok w/e"

>>10562315
Then you should be aware that wearing that getup communicates to others that you are a fuccboi in a visual manner.

>FML my life

>>10572901
requesting "alt" instagram models next in HTA series

be beta
be a feminist
be a kek

>>10567524
B-b-b-bingo.

>>10567524
500 Days of Summer is literally every hipster girl ever. Avoid them.

>>10566646
Lmao,

Make
>drone, metalcore, or punk music, pretend that you don't have any fucking clue how to play your instrument because it's deeper that way

Literally the only reason noise, drone, punk, etc exists.

>>10567767
I can only hope the last tumblrina I dated is dead after I performed those exact steps.
She used to go to the same shit hole bar as me, but I haven't seen her around town recently. Her brothers car is now parked at her apartment all the time so I can only he had to take over the lease after she slit her wrists.

>>10570494
I bet you don't even go to samo lol

>>10561374
Dress however the fuck you please

>>10565172
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>>10563669
>kinda loose from all the dicks she's taken

What is human anatomy

>>10574640
oh no these people are in fuckin santa monica
oh no I browse 4chan with highschoolers
oh no

How do blur photos to become /blurcore/ and then ascend to bluriland

>>10562244
But what if you become trans?

Then they can't reject you because that would be transphobic so you just get tons of pity sex

>>10570896
yeah some think it's their duty to be open to ethnics

desu though, while you may find a special little girl most of them will be pretty racist themselves and you will be that token boyfriend. shit gets weird with these people, most of the men in these circles are absolutely insufferable - something about them just doesn't make sense, definitely not bro material.

i feel like i learned too late to just go for normal, nice and submissive girls who wear their hair long and don't die it

dye* fug

>>10574603
This, I experienced it at first hand.

>>10562391
go to drones and poisson noir

>>10567767
I do this all the time, now my gf is almost as bitter and cynical as me, she was a clueless, happy normalfag basic bitch before.

>>10564087
im dying

They are more than likely mentally ill. They are more than likely emotional wrecks. They are more then likely completely retarded and have no actual personality whatsoever besides what sect they are trying to fit into.

Dont fuck tumblr girls. They are not worth the headache

>>10561374
>fake eyebrows

>>10562771
you mean rape ;\

The best girls on tumblr are the altright ones.