/fa/ - Fashion

>>10558889
Up my nose like a badass, sport.

>>10558889

I like my coffee like I don't like my president.

black like i take dick

Intravenous with a bit of soy milk

Just fuck my shit up.

>>10558889
Up the ass.

>>10558963
>soy

Bitchboi

>>10558889
Black is the best option.


You taste the quality of the coffee
You don't spend money on sugar creamer
It doesn't spoil if you leave it out
It allows you to taste bitterness- one of the 5 tastes that is often ignored in todays culture of sweetness

Life is bitter and how you take your coffee is in indication of how you handle life. Can you take it bitter or do you cover it up with sweetness

I like my coffee in various ways:

1) Hot, black, 1 sugar, a pinch of salt

2) cold-brewed, black, a pinch of sugar

3) piping hot, just-extracted espresso without any additives (assuming it was made well, which is becoming rarer)

4) my favorite: a latte with steamed milk, no other additives. just good espresso and steamed milk.

Espresso through a porta-filter, extracted by somebody who knows what they're doing, truly cannot be beat.

>>10558975
You're entirely right, but that last bit just makes you sound like an edgy twat.

>>10558980
>muh edgy!

Black french press or americano if I'm making it at home, sometimes I'll add a bit of unsweet almond milk or hazelnut milk. At a restaurant I'll sometimes get an espresso after a meal. Moka pot Cuban coffee with lots of brown sugar if my mom is making it. Cappuccino with no sugar if I want to treat myself and then get horrible gas.

shaken, not stirred

4 shot americanos are my default.
Black, no sugar, and iced unless it's cold as fuck out

>>10558889
dont really like most coffee

i like green tea

>>10558942
underrated post

long black (not dick!!!)

>>10559129
>sometimes I'll add a bit of unsweet almond milk

makes for a god tier coffee moment

French press if at home.

Long black if it's with breakfast or lunch

else Flat White

It's funny, all these try-hard teens saying black, little do they know that a study was done recently linking those who like black coffee and bitter flavors in general to having psychopathic tendencies.

>>10559493
>black coffee and bitter flavors in general to having psychopathic tendencies.
Goddamn that's effay

>>10559493
And here's a link if you tryhards want to read it.

http://www.iflscience.com/brain/people-who-their-coffee-black-are-more-likely-be-psychopaths

>>10559493
>implying psychopathic tendencies aren't /fa/

>>10559493
Wow. A study was done. Must be true then.

>>10559493
I drink black because these ritzy-ass $20 a bag single-origin bullshit coffee beans fresh ground and prepared in a perfectly timed v60 pourover don't deserve to have their flavor snuffed out by the devils additives.

>>10559493
Psychopathic tendencies aren't bad by nature, those are the people who, because of their lack of empathy, are able to stay calm in an emergency situation and are able to stay objective instead of letting emotions cloud their judgement.
They're a part of human evolution, a few psychopaths can up the chances of a tribe surviving.

With milk, no sugar.

I can drink black and like it, but I think milk rounds out the flavor better.

I always drink moka pot coffee black, though, because that's basically espresso.

Pic related if I want something sweet.

Black, just like my men

>>10559543
Up is a preposition, not a verb you fucking kuck

>>10559607
You're either an idiot for not knowing that phrase or an idiot for not finding a better part of that statement to pick apart than his use of a colloquialism.

>>10559607
>third worlder
>correcting my English
>ever
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/up#Verb

Americano, no milk or sugar.

> trow in a rit and inject it, best rush ever

>>10559642
upvote

>>10559642
>Americano
get a long black you fucking scrub

>>10558889
>driving through rural area 2 hours from anywhere
>come upon town of about 100 people
>feel like a coffee
>never ordered a coffee in a cafe
>walk in
>ask for a milky coffee
>"so, like a flat white or cappuccino or...?"
>spaghetti falls out of my pockets
>"j-just a coffee with lots of milk pls"
>somehow manage to look like an uncultured bogan in a town of 100

>>10559493
>buying into big milk propaganda

baka tbqhwy senpai

>>10558889
Piping hog and injected into the eye of my penis using a needle

>>10558889
Piping hot and injected into the head of my penis using a needle

>>10558920

>>10558964
k

>>10558889
I have a black mocha. Everyone gets it wrong and oversweetens it. Don't have shit taste like me

>>10560249
tell them not to oversweeten it

Just black drip at home. The same or espresso at cafés.

>>10558889

Enema style

Black and strong. Not like the americanos you get in cafés.

>>10560166
>feel like a coffee
>mfw

strong with milk and sugar

i tried black coffee but it's just fucking awful

>>10560614
Why bother? Drink cocoa.

>>10558980
if anything, it makes him sound elitist. how is it edgy?

Black if hot. Sometimes black while cold, but I depends on the brew. I'll have a cold glass of coffee with some light caramel salt sometimes, when it's warm and I'm not in a rush.

>>10558889
black coffee made with aeropress. its just really simple and tasty.

Black with one sugar.

>>10558977
>a pinch of salt
What does that do?

I take it black.


Like my men.

>>10560625
Nothing it's to piss off people who offer milk and sugar
>Milk, sugar?
>NO. SALT M8. :^)

On the toilet tbperfectlyh with u boys

>>10558889
I don't.

French pressed, very strong and with ~2 tablespoons of milk per mug. I enjoy black coffee too but it upsets my stomach.

>>10560649
Try less strong coffee? Don't destroy your stomach m8.

>>10560630
do you have asperger?

>>10560674
Do you know what aspergers is?

>>10560679
no i don't, explain

>>10560681

If I made it at home, black with half a sugar
If deli coffee, milk 1 sugar
If work coffee, straight into the trash

Seriously that coffee pot hasn't been cleaned in 5-6 years.
If I bring my French press in everyone mooches coffee off of me. That's why I try and prepare a thermos every morning.

I use creamer, but I can easily drink black. I just prefer sweets.

>>10560709
French pressed coffee is truly the only way to drink coffee.

I did a blind taste test a few days ago with a couple different cups of coffee. They gave me 6 different kinds of drip coffee and each one was a weak, tasteless, oily mess.
Thank god I found a place where I can get my beans ground super coarse; I couldn't get an even coarse grind before without using a mortar and pestle.

>>10560666
Weak coffee tastes disgusting, and a splash of milk is all it takes to make my stomach agree with it.

>>10558975
or its an indication of whether or not you use your resources in life and people who like sugar and creamer just dont like their drink tasting like shit

with milk

plain coffee is fucking disgusting

>>10559493
>little do they know that a study was done recently linking those who like black coffee and bitter flavors in general to having psychopathic tendencies.
Oh a study? Well, even then, any one who's done a 101 science course in university knows that correlation does not necessitate causation.
>>10559500
>Links to "study"
>Website is "I Fucking Love Science"
Disregarded.

I like my coffee bulletproof

>>10558975
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/black-coffee-psychopath_561baf08e4b0dbb8000f150f

>>10560904
>So, then, what does this all mean? Not much -- at least not yet. The study size was small and the data self-reported, a notoriously unreliable metric.
Literally from the article you linked.

As black as midnight on a moonless night

Like I like my women
Black
Bitter
Preferably fairtrade

black senpai, not for any pretentious reasons just too lazy most mornings to add anything, used to drink it with milk but the difference with and without the little I was putting was pretty minor desu

Green. Like my men.

Double americano if I'm going for the usual, Chemex or the like if I can (don't try and tell me it's not the cleanest, freshest coffee you can get, black from the Moccamaster at home.

Honestly if you're not substituting soda why put milk in your coffee, what's the point

>>10558889
Black.

But I mostly just pop caffeine pills and ephedrine nowadays. More direct.

>>10558889
I've seen an old man dip coffee grounds.
I personally don't care I'll drink it regardless.

>>10558889
I don't because it makes me have to shit and stains my teeth.

half&half + sugar

>>10558889
black with no sugar, like a man, my son.

as expected, and confirmed by this thread, people who drink coffee black feel like they have something to prove. fucking anon talking about handling bitterness like handling life is straight cringe

black as an ugandan labourer


>>10558975
this nigga know whats up

>>10560625
it gves the coffee more body, or at least thats how i feel salt interacting with my coffee, i only have it that way in summer

>>10558975
This.

Latte Macchiato when I'm hungry.

With cream

>>10558889
In the form of an enema

Black only /fa/ way

Over ice or hot

>>10560630
Salt heightens the taste of the coffee goes really well.

>>10561048
>ephedrine
are you dense? you do realize this garbage of a drug barely passes through the blood barrier right?