/fa/ - Fashion

>Implying /fa/ or /fit/ will attract any kind of female

Not

nice devilish trips

it's obviously tilted in favor of /fa/ however

/fit/ for the sake of aesthetics rather than function is inherently sexual, girls attracted specifically to that are more likely to be sexually motivated

fashion can be artistic or intellectually motivated, and girls are more likely to be more artistic or intellectual

both generally come down to facial attractiveness, height, and personality more importantly however

>>10521666
Being /fit/ attracts a lot more females fam.

t. /fit/ and well-dressed (but not /fa/) anon

Those are both shitty choices.

And seriously, you can workout and dress nice, it's not that hard to do both.

>>10521666
brehh...

>>10521700
it is when you are trying to leave humanity behind like half of /fit/

>>10521704
B R E H H
R
E
H
H

>>10521694
lel

>>10521704
Bruh...

>>10521704

>>10521704
>>10521710
>>10521731
>>10521740

high test shitposters please go

>>10521666
They're both ugly as fuck, I mean, I would be a friend, but nothing serious

>>10521748
Low-test cuck detected
Stay mad, faggot

>>10521748
>not having a sickness for the thickness
Delete yourself (you got no chance to win)

>>10521666
>>10521666
But I don't want either...

Im not homo btw.

>caring about attracting girls
>not leaving humanity behind in both fitness and fashion

>>10521763
>>10521770
how does it feel to fuck a cow

Doesnt matter since I am incopetent with women.

>>10521704
woo

Accurate if you make the /fa/ girl a little more ugly.

OH, and the ratio of gay dudes to those girls you'll attract is 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000:1

>>10521779
Hey, I just prefer thighs, ass and tits over some tomboy, my dick is always fucking diamonds no matter who I fuck. I'm a nymphomaniac and I masturbate 4 times every day and fuck about 10 times every weekend.

The kind of girl being on 4chan will get you
Pic related

>>10521748
stay mad.

Breeeeh...

>>10521819
Anon you fucking forgo- oh

>>10521823

>>10521763
>>10521770

>>10521800
this is accurate

>>10521704
I'm in love.

Being /fit/ may scare off some girls, but as long as your life doesn't revolve around the gym, you don't see too many girls turning down too many guys because they're /fit/.

Unless of course they're massive cunts, in which case you should be around them anyway

Case in point:
http://www.gq.com/story/fitness-how-to-get-chris-pratt-fit

>>10521841

Id pay money just to smell that pole

>>10521823
The test rises.

>>10521748
let me guess my dick is thicker than your girl

>not being both and also wealthy

Why do you even try?

>>10522584
>Autism is a neurodevelopmental disorder characterized by ... and restricted and repetitive behavior.
That's probably why. But I agree.

>>10521704
fatties get out

Lol that's not true at all man, being fit and healthy looks good on everyone, that's pretty hard to argue with. And that doesn't necessarily mean huge and ripped but just healthy.

And even then fashionable girls are pretty shit in my opinion, dated fashion designers, had flings with girls from magazines etc and because the whole world is based on the presentation of an image rather than anything with real substance the girls are pretty vapid. Just big consumers man fuck its lame. Yeah gangas love a juicy bloke but so do alot of girls really.

anyways why do you want a fashionable girlfriend so bad? It doesn't mean anything and people who're too into being cool fuckin suck man because cool isn't real fucked if i know where I'm going with this rant but yeah don't waste your time with cool fashion girls they're just consumers with differing levels of taste

best gf im inclined to believe would be like a quiet uni type of sheila uninterested in such things

also don't date girls into any scene because they're generally shit

If you're ugly, you won't attract anyone

>>10521819
hahah

>>10521694
I'll take him

i love that donatella versace bronzing of right girl

>>10521823
This is good

>>10521704
fuck

>>10522647
woah shit, is this the original picture? I've never seen it before

>>10521819
nice one

You'll find that /fit/ is usually attracted to high test girl.

No I'm not talking BBW fatties. the curvy kinda of high test

>>10522927

Those aren't "high test girls" you fucking numbskull.

High testosterone in MALES produces attraction to females. High test is a reference to the observer and not the subject.

>>10521763
>>10521770
>>10521808
>>10522207
>>10522937
reminder that high testosterone objectively and irrefutably equals patchy baldness, man tits, and that thick rashlike acne so have fun being bald, oily, and disgusting

>>10521704
Yeah, ofc looks good in pants. Wouldn't touch that lard without pants tbh.

>>10521704
https://instagram.com/iamiskra

holy shit, she's hot

>>10521666

/fit/ = both girls get wet

/fa/ = girl on left wants to be friends, girl on right calls you a faggot

>>10521678
*Tips fedora*

>>10521694

>>10523183
truth lol

>>10523183
In terms of those body types I've found its basically the opposite...

>>10521704
L A N D W H A L E

>>10522615
>being fit and healthy looks good on everyone
This is extremely true. I've seen girls go from "meh" to "holy fucking shit" just by beginning a cardio/lifting regimen.

>>10523183
lmao

>Implying being /fit/ doesn't attract /fa/ and vice versa

>>10521704
What a fat cow, how can she even look at herself in a mirror?

Why is every on /fit/ attracted to fat girls? Studies show a BMI of 19 is the most attractive height/weight ratio for straight men, yet /fit/ has gone full tumblr and only likes "muh curves."

>>10523479
they love the gains

>>10521666
they are equally disgusting (mhm maybe the 2nd is a bit better, just little)

>>10521678
most hipster girls i know hate guys who work out for sex appeal, and who overdress looking like try hards, take up a sport or physical hobby and get functional strength, and dress nicely but appropriatly for dateable girls

>>10521673
this

>>10521673
being /fit/ will certainly attract at least some females, if you deny that then you're likely a spooky skeleton

>>10521704
i don't get it
she's fat

>>10523049
>open link
>open pants
>first picture on the page has a disgusting stretched and scarred stomach
>close tab
>close pants

I mean, I'm all down for your tumblr tier 'body positivity' and bullshit like that, but she's obviously had a kid, which means that parts of her body are just disgusting.

>>10523915

kill yourself you low test faggot

>>10524154
What's it like to fuck a walrus

>>10524166
Both your mom and I enjoyed it very much, faggot.

>>10524166
>>10524170
KEK

>>10524154
fam you got SHIT taste in women

>>10524154
Just out of frame is 10 pounds of cheesecake

>>10524154
>all those cigarettes
>still fat
Unfortunate.

>>10523076
you do realize one isn't real right?

>>10524154

>obesity
>tattoos
>clearly a whore

b8/10

here is some test for you

>>10524317
thats more like it

>>10521666
is the duckface girl jayna james?

>>10523479
someone who was insecure and upset about his shit game and utter inability to attract higher than a 3/10 spammed a meme saying that if you like anyone objectively over a 2 or 3 out of 10 you have low test, which is wrong and also pathetic that the autistic socially crippled insecure beta cucks that are literally objectively and irrefutably 100% of /fit/ have to try to push their laughably low standards as a meme.


tldr /fit/ are the type of people I regularly bullied through school and college because I am objectively superior

>>10524373
oh, I forgot to add this: stay mad, /fit/cucks

>>10524373
lol, you're just mad because those girls have bigger legs than you and the makes you feel insecure

>>10524373
>tldr /fit/ are the type of people I regularly bullied through school and college because I am objectively superior

If you bullied someone in college you were probably a loner. Literally didn't know anyone who tolerated someone who felt the need to shit on others. But enjoy feeling superior to a bunch of anonymous people on an anime imageboard, I guess.

>tfw no trashy hightest gf

>>10524373
my dick is thicker than your girl's ass

>>10524396
>>10524397
I see you are following my advice about staying mad, cucks

>>10524417
hello I can't help but notice how upset you are about words on a screen. May I suggest not letting the internet be your whole life, softboy?

>>10524426
>"stay mad"
>rambles about how fit people are cucks cripples insecure betas
you look totally not mad
btw how does it feel that girls have stronger legs than you?

>>10524431
hehe u said softboy like that article everyone was so mad abt

>>10524431
>not recognizing kanye reference, getting mad

stay pleb "strongboy"

>>10524451
>washed up irrelevant hack reference

what is this, 2013

>>10524437
hush now, no need to be this hurt

>>10524476
>all day
>2015
>"what is this, 2013"
>weighin less than the average girl
>"no need to be this hurt"
stay mad and pleb anon

>>10522737
same, its been like 7 years since I first saw the popular version

>>10524310
shut the fuck up

>>10521666

>>10524612
Imagination vs Reality?

>>10523411
Certainly not what /fit/ considers fit. 90% of them couldnt run a mile without having a heart attack. Thats not being fit, at least not by my definition.

>>10524615
Point being: Being /fit/ is for old people.

/fa/ is youthful and fresh, full of spirit and hope. They can get lolis, virgin teenagers and cute boys. /fa/ comes from a world that is more fair and eternal, alien and beautiful.

/fit/ comes from normalfag land and will land you normalfags.

Because /fa/, they resemble One Direction more than /fit/. Pure girls (& boys) that still believe in magic appeal more to these kind of persons.

>>10524653
mm not really... I bet you'll see more hot girls lusting after hugh jackman, Ryan reynolds, new chris pratt, chris evans and chris hemsworth etc. than hot girl lusting after rick owens, alexander wang, asap rocky, gambino etc.

>>10524410

You want a girlfriend with high testosterone?

>>10524684
This might be the most retarded analogy I have read this week.

>>10524492
you sure are mad and cuck

>>10524684
You live way too much into normie land. Stay there, it's better for you.

Ask /cgl/ if you don't believe me. They don't like ripped guys, they will all point out One Direction tier or Japanese boy bands which are skinny (all of Japan is).

>>10521704
BRUHTHA

>>10524712
yeah because there are a lot of hot girls in /cgl/

being /fa/ will make everybody think you're a lil frail pussy

being /fit/ will make everybody think that you're a healthy young man with strong principles

>>10524738
this

>>10524723
I don't want hot. I just want petite under 22 girls (& boys).

Go for hot +25 year olds, you are normal after all.

>>10524738
>>10524749
Whatever you say m8s.

>>10524758
>implying there are cute skinny girls in /cgl
kek

>>10524778
there isn't?

>tfw no petite latina gf who works part time at banana republic

>>10524778
ok m8 now I know you are a triggered /fit/ troll. go be "manly" to /fit/ score your sluts, be hedonistic, etc.

nobody cares.

>>10524772
so you want to just be a cuck? sorry I didn't get you at first

>>10524772
it's not the dress
he bangs taytay because he's a famous person

>>10524801
>pic related
>what /fit/ stands for
Get it into your head. The board /fit/ does not stand for FIT people.

>>10524373

>low-testlets when will they lern

>>10521666
you do realize the girl on the left has literally no ass right?

>>10524867
ass isn't /fa/

>>10524801
Do you realize how old Taylor is? almost 26 And how old is Harry styles?

He was like 19 or 20 when he scored her and he was and still is a super /fa/ cute boy.

Being /fa/ means you can go for things out of your age range be it older or younger (especially younger).

As I said, /fit/ is for old people, people past their beautiful youth.

So yeah, deal with it you lose again.

>>10524867
>ass
This is the best female body type.

>>10521666
/fa/ won't attract any girls.

Both of those girls like masculine men and not faggots.

>>10524916
>says the low T virgin

>>10524801

do you realise /fit/ think he is DYEL mode?

>>10524925
That's because they are idiots. He has ideal body.

Best of both worlds.

>>10524916

just admit you like skinny boys with long hair

>>10524373
> /fa/ggot bullying someone ever

now that is comedy.

PROTIP: Visit WAYWT threads to see who are the cucks posting here.

kek, they wouldn't attract pussy if their life depended on it.

>>10524895
you mean to say /fa/ is for boys and /fit/ for men?
>fa/: my parents paid for my effay chelsea boots and my new rick owens cop.

>fit/: I won this muscle all by myself, through hard work and dedication.
and you're basically saying that taylor changed a boy for a man besides 99% of the population will see the fa/ guy in your picture as an effeminate hipster and the other guy as cool handsome guy

>>10524934
I like both and depends which opportunity presents I'll get to know then better because both sexes can be beautiful and interest me.

>>10524944
Dude I know you won't admit it.

But /fa/ is for youthful people, /fit/ is for dinosaurs.

Period.

>>10524948
sounds legit

>>10524956
>But /fa/ is for youthful people

/fa/ is full of clueless asians and other weak betas.

Just go to WAYWT, it's all there.

There is not a single cool person ever.

Everyone looks LAME and WEAK as fuck.

Your comments can't be taken seriously, seeing how pathetic you all look.

>>10524937
Except that /cgl/ the most female heavy board on 4chan likes /fa/ and dislikes /fit/.

Simple as that.

For many reasons: muscle appeals to dinosaurs, /fit/ is more immature, insecure and a pest, /fit/ is extremely sexist against women, etc.

We appeal more to them since we are both young and pure. /fit/ can keep HIV sluts if that's what they want.

>>10524944
>my parents paid for my effay chelsea boots and my new rick owens cop
Yeah, because no one would ever drop their own money on looking great, right? Jesus christ pal.

>>10524964
What ever you say "man".

>>10524969
>Except that /cgl/ the most female heavy board on 4chan likes /fa/ and dislikes /fit/.

Lol, you made that up, they said literally the exact opposite. /fit/ actually has hot people, /fa/ is full of manlet asians and other wise undeveloped facially losers.

>We appeal more to them since we are both young and pure.
>young and pure
>men
>appealing by being young and pure

Ok, I didn't know you were trolling

Or you could get a Jared Leto type body and still dress /fa/, and get all of the pussy

>>10524969
>using /cgl/ as reference for what girl like
half of them are trans and the other are weird ugly chick, only like 1% of the sub are cute skinny girls and I'm pretty sure /cgl/ post more often here than in /fit/>>10524916
>>10524916
no ass is better, woah fa/ is really retarded

>>10524998
Haha, alright.

>>10525028
But that is not you stupid fuck.

Also, what's up with posting guys with long hair lol.

Go to WAYWT to see what real /fa/ggots look like.

Beta bitches, all of them. Don't even argue, the pics are all there.

>>10525028
>>10524969
stop posting knoch to further your stupid agenda

both fa and fit are shit

Look all you fucking gay faggots. Both fashion and fitness are important and not mutually exclusive. These things should be arguably practiced by every person in a civilized society. You are not better than other people because you know how to dress or go to the gym. These are things successful people do without making a big deal out of it. You should learn how to dress and go to the gym the same way you brush your teeth, you need to do it but it's no fuking achievement.

The only reason they are mutually exclusive on this autistic board is because you take them to extremes. Unless you are fashion model, you should not look like a korean transgender and unless you are a professional bodybuilder you should not look like a squeezed ballsack.

When someone ask you "What hobbies do you have, anon?"; do you actually answer with "high fashion" or "bodybuilding". How fucking autistic are you?

>>10525036
Knoch is from /fa/.

>>10525038

>>10525038
>dadcore
>fashion

Nice try dad. You are probably over 30 years old.

>>10525044
Knoch is so far removed from /fa/ he might as well have never posted here in the first place. Fuck off trying to make him the posterboy. You're not him, and not a single poster on this shit board compares.

>>10525058
because goth ninja core is what people really like

>>10525062
Get mad.

>>10525058
Nice try asian manlet faggot from WAYWT. Hot bitches and girls are actually getting wet over "dads" when they shun virgin chinless betas like you 24/7

>>10525058

Saying that suits are dadcore is the equivalent of /fit/ saying that ryan gosling is dyel

>>10525069
Stay ignorant.

>>10525067
SLP, Gothninja, Techwear, Palewave, Lunarcore, etc.

Yes all that is appealing.

>>10525084
Yep, bring some Raf Simons to the club and bitches will be dripping wet.

They appreciate your unique snowflake looks and personality.

They totally don't want just a masculine, tall, handsome guy who dresses well in "dadcore" and has a Rollie on his arm.

Nope, not at all.

>>10525084
yes I know they are better than dadcore but when you go out normies which are 99% of the population will say you can't dress while admiring the style of the dadcore normie

>>10525090
Can we please make this a contest? Have two dudes go to various public events, one in what idiots on this board call "Dadcore" and another in full Raf. Maybe a third dude in Rick. Record the whole thing. Let the cringe wash over everyone.

>>10525090
>club
you are reinforcing what my image says: >>10524653

We don't want clubbers m9.

>>10525107
The guy in full SLP would win imho.

>>10525110
Dream on, the girl on the left likes douchebag /fit/bros even more. The more petite the girl, the bigger of a man she wants. The weaker she feels, the stronger she wants to see her partner.

This is one thing you gayfags will never, ever get and just wonder why you can't get laid.

>>10521666
Might be true because /fa/ here and qts like left girl are miring while things like right girl are ignoring me. Which is actually cool because I can't even stand being near something with an orange face

>>10525104
this

>>10525126
>The more petite the girl, the bigger of a man she wants. The weaker she feels, the stronger she wants to see her partner.

LOL! This is what /fit/ believes! No wonder why /cgl/ hates you!

this is /fit/: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zza3GqEL5B0

>>10525058

You probably don't have a job

>>10525142
>LOL! This is what /fit/ believes! No wonder why /cgl/ hates you!

This is the reality of life. I don't care what your weeaboos have to say, go outside and look. All petite, weak framed women (the one you lust after) usually have a hulk type of a guy around them. They are not into faggots, they want a real man to dominate them.

Show me one guy from WAYWT who is sexy with hot girlfriends. There aren't any. Only clueless losers who spent a fortune on clothes and still go by bus.

>>10525146

I have a job and I agree with him 100%. Dadcore is an abomination.

>>10525142
>like any mentally stable man would want something from /cgl/

Are fa as active and butthurd on the fit board as fit here ? Is fit so unsecure they need to brag here so much?

>>10525150
We don't want "sexy" girls dude why you can't get this! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Keep these hags. /fit/ are dinosaurs who date dinosaurs, it makes sense.

Everyone goes for something similar as them, goth girls go for goth boys, etc. Fashionistas dig fashionistas. And this is exactly what we want, we want to normalfag although we usually get compliments from them but they are so boring that who cares!! lmao!

>>10525142
maybe the weird semi girls from there will like more techwear gothninja, SLP or whatever more than preppy/dadcore/menswear but normie girls will wonder what's worng with you

>>10521704

>https://instagram.com/p/9BhSTlrkyT/?taken-by=iamiskra
what the fuck is that squat form

what the fuck

>>10525167
oh wow you're not even in college yet, how cool to be so young and feminine

>>10525167
>Fashionistas dig fashionistas.

No, stupid. They don't. Fashionable girls dig alpha males, guys with status and power, powerful men. Go look at guys that Victoria Secret's angels are with. Google them. None of them look even remotely to a regular /fa/ggot.

>>10524317
whoever thinks this shape looks good clearly doesn't know shit about aesthetics

>>10525178
>oh wow you're not even in college yet
I'm in college. 21 years old same as Harry Styles fam.

>how cool to be so young and feminine
Feels super good tbh fam.

>>10525188
that's the point retard most from /fit/ are in college yet you idiots ramble all day about how youthful you are

>>10525208
O. L. D.

>>10525236
This is the guy from SLuthate. I KNOW HIM

>STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE!!!!!!

Jesus christ this place for the last few weeks has been shit because of all these threads. Why waste your time making threads and posting about stuff you dont like? Youre just going to make yourself mad. Unless you actually enjoy being mad or something like a cuck.

>>10525186
>thinks Victoria Secret is high fashion
>mfw

>>10525175
I KNOW
I'LL MIX JUMPING JACKS AND SQUATS

I SHOULD MAKE A VHS SERIES ON THIS

>/fa/ggots this insecure about being skeletons

lmao shitters, go hit the weights and maybe you'll find a confused grill who'll settle for your hitler youth asses

who gives a shit

>>10521666
hail

>>10525167
>dinosaurs

i wish I could take total control of fa and IP range permanent ban everyone under 25 tbh

>>10525292
wow so superior

>>10525327
ok dad.

>>10524937
>protip

back to reddit


btw, last I checked, /fa/ is mentioning dates, gfs, getting mired and getting laid by objectively 9 and 10/10 model tier qt girls nonstop as it is common with the members here and to contrast, /fit/ has literally thousands of posts a day about no gf and being lonely and virgins and insecure and socially crippled etc etc etc

>>10525347
>back to reddit
Ad hominem.

Also, newfag detected. Protip originated from 4chan.

> /fa/ is mentioning dates, gfs, getting mired and getting laid by objectively 9 and 10/10 model tier qt girls nonstop as it is common with the members here and to contrast

And this is true of course. Not at all imagination. Again, go to WAYWT thread. Do you have any questions?

It generally goes like this:
>Dresses in skirt and Rick Owens
>Girls look at him, thinking "What a weirdo"
>Go to /fa/ and post "Got mired by 9/10 today"

>>10525038
He said it best.

If you are visiting a fitness or fashion forum, you are a loser.

There are cool people who have these affairs in order as part of their live. It is nothing special, it does not define them. Their success and power defines them.

Something you won't understand kiddos.

>>10525058
>implying being 30 or over isn't objectively, irrefutably, inarguably, and literally superior in every conceivable way when you are male


only mad little insecure cucks would disagree about being a tiny little baby faggot being objectively inferior

>>10524758
closet pedo detected

>>10525110
>I want the 10/10 introvert waifu model that hates going out and will coddle my socially crippled autistic shut in internet addicted lifestyle

doesn't exist you cocksmear

>>10525358
visiting a fitnes or fashion farom does not make you a lsoer, especialy if you want to learn.

making those define you when it's not your primary job makes you a loser.

>>10525336
calm down son, just keep hiding in your room at your parents house staring at a screen 18 hours a day

>>10525353
have you seen literally every thread ever on fit it's about autistic faggots that have full on pants pissing anxiety attacks at the idea of communication with any woman offline besides their mothers

>>10524410
sit on my face and insult me while we listen to throbbing gristle

>>10525411
fit/feels and fa/feels are equally pathetic and autistic, stop lying

>>10525175
that ass was fat

>>10525236
I bet I'm younger than you and I can curl more than you squat

>implying any woman prefers a twink or dad bod over a /fit/ man

Stay inferior my /fa/get friends

>>10525641
Underage or young women. Chad affects +25 women, no worries. Dad.

>>10525651
yeah because highschool and college girls never fall for chads, nice try little girl

>>10525654
Not our type, not at all actually. You are too old for them, they think it's creepy as fuck.

>>10525660
what are your type of girls?? art majors? lol

>>10521666

I got /fit/ before I got /fa/, and being fashionable got me significantly more female attention than being fit ever did. There's plenty of buff jocks in ratty hoodies out there, but a well dressed man is kind of uncommon nowadays. Still don't understand why the obvious answer isn't to do both though.

>>10525662
>art majors? lol
Yeah we are not as poorfags as /fit/ we can afford designer fashion and date with art majors.

While you can only afford a gym membershit, lmao.

As long as the girls are purer, virgin and better persons all around. It's better than anything /fit/ dads can score, keep your old hags that have already had +40 sexual partners, keep your roastie hags. I don't even know why you would want that shit but doesn't matters you are an old as fuck dad anyway, you can't score a pure virgin gf anymore.

>>10525674
>dating art majors
>calling people poor
are fa/ggots so sheltered that they don't get the joke

>>10525687
You can't afford to date, let alone cop designer fashion. I get it.

>>10525694
I bet you are an art major

>>10521666
depends how fit u wanna get. the newer generation tend to like /fa/ ottermode than swole /fit/. swole fit does usuall attract more of the orange bitches.

>>10525698
Accounting but I could afford art easily and live a happy life.

Most people on /fit/ are born poor? Pitiful.

>>10525719
>accounting
that major just shows how autistic you are, literally no personality hobbies or friends is what accountants are
you mean your parents could afford your stupid decisions?

>>10522615
>t doesn't mean anything and people who're too into being cool fuckin suck man because cool isn't real fucked if i know where I'm going with this rant


i've been on 4chan for like 8 years and this is probably in my top 10 favorite posts, even if i agree with you a little on some things
might not mean anything to you, but just thought i'd let you know that i think you're alright

>>10524154
>crosely
cringe

>>10523141
this

>>10525737
>that major just shows how autistic you are, literally no personality hobbies or friends is what accountants are

I need to count my money to buy Julius & SLP. Sorry m8.

>>10524154
>them drums
>that tech
I fucking hate hipsters

>>10525759
lol accountants making money, you're a meme for investment bankers or fund managers

>>10524772
They aint a bad looking couple

>>10521819
wew

>>10525770
You didn't got it.
I'm already trust fund lad.

>>10525780
stop fucking lying, you can't be in finance dressing like that. believe me I know, you can't even have a beard

>>10525621
outside of waywt cancer /fa/ is full of successful, relevant, well known in influential circles young alphas

/fit/ on the other hand is basement-dwelling cuck autistic internet addicts

>>10525800
if you guys are so alpha and influential why do you only go for shy skinny "cute" reclused girls? why not go for a confident popular girl?

>>10525806
because they aren't actually relevant or influential in contemporary, modern urban high class social scenes.

you wouldn't understand from your planet fitness in your midwest flyover existence where nobody will ever know who you are tbh

the story of /fa/ and /fit/

>>10523479
it's a running gag for most of /fit/
what their really into is girls who are thin but have big quads

>>10523882
>functional strength

>>10521666
I've browsed both of these boards, and benefited heavily from both. Might I also add people were actually nice to me in /fa/ once(!). To be completely honest, the board culture on /fit/ is much better, it's pretty toxic here with a lot of petty rich kids that buy expensive shit and think they're stylin. A lot of people are try hard as fuck, and only seem to want to one up each other.

tldr; /fit/ is a better board

>>10525835
>glamour muscles

>>10525835
I agree, functional strength has no use unless you have a really shitty job
>>10525890
"glamour muscles" are still going to be really strong, and unless you have a shitty job or are an insecure fag who starts often fights there's really isn't any point on being so strong.
Aesthetics>strenght any day

>>10525820
>via 9fag.com
seems correct.

>>10525788
I don't have a beard
>2015
>still tryharding to be manly

Cute girls dig cute bois, and cute bois dig cute bois as well.

>>10525908
>strength<aesthetics

cuck faggot that couldn't fight a 12 year old detected

>>10523183
Only true answer ITT

>>10526030
your insecurities are showing

>>10523910
Nigga I'm skinny AS FUCK and still fuck other guys gf's. Just walk and talk like you would fuck the shit out of any woman and they get wet.

>>10526030
the one in the right is actually aesthetics... the left one is pro bodybuilding

>>10526221
sure, man.

>>10526030
do you even know what you're talking about?
the one you're calling "function" clearly trains for aesthetics

>>10526030
>>10526240
dads pls we have technology.

>>10526270
son you're too edgy and cringey, sincerely normal people

>>10526030
>not knowing the difference in training for size and aesthetics
>calls aesthetics, function
>calls size, aesthetics

>>10526277
It's called cutting edge fashion for a reason m8.

Besides, nobody knows you are carrying one of these under your coat. Having one of each one of these is always smart just in case anything happens.

>>10526286
son, please make normal friends and stop obsessing with asians

>>10526301
>son, please make normal friends and stop obsessing with asians

Shut up dad !!

>>10526270
>implying you could beat rich panini
>not being a 5%
>not doing 8 hour arm workouts

>>10525759
>not being multimillionaire like rich piranha
>not having a pool at your house
>dick not hanging lower than balls
stay human anon

this is now a rich piñata thread

>>10526381
>>10526396
>Rich Panini
>not having old school 70's bodybuilder's physique
stay pleb my friend

>>10526381
W/the knife? unless he is wearing a stab proof vest or plate armor or something... Yes, I could.

But the question is does he wants to kill me? If he wants to kill me empty handed just knife and he is dun goof'd in less than 10 seconds.

and yes anyone who doesn't use the element of surprise is retarded, if you ever pull a weapon off you must use it fast, it's extremely hit and run.

>>10526415
he has a synthol bulletproof vest retard

>>10522615
>>10525744
I gotta agree, fuck scenes and fuck trying to be cool. If it's real, you don't need to go out of your way to prove it to others.

>>10526429
>synthol bulletproof vest
10/10

>>10526381
Never forget his wedding video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J7cXjV-2Yw

w2c new effay rich piano adidas yeezis boost?

based rick piana being /fa/ and /fit/ at the same time

>>10525674
>not having a sports car like rich rihanna
>not having a busty blonde 9/10 gf like rich pistachio
stay 95% anon

>>10526415
>thinking he can overpower rich pirata with only a knife
keksus maximus

fuckin humans
1dayumay

>>10521800
So fucking true.

>>10526484
>9/10 gf like rich pistachio
she's like a 3/10 at best
fam :l

>>10526533
nice try, anon but bridge piana wouldn't be with anything below a 9/10
he literally left humanity behind a long time ago

>>10526484
you know they're into some freaky shit, because his dick has to be extra small. i wouldn't be surprised if he was into cuckolding

Rich Piano looks like a fucking caveman

>>10526568
his dick hangs lower than his balls and he's above 6 feet so his dick is probably bigger than yours

>>10526496
>>10526510
>>10526548
nice try 5% but you ain't got shit on the pisstroop

>>10526548
>>10526484
i actually admire this guy. take your hobbies to the fucking extreme, why lift or do fashion if you're going to stop half way and be an average fuck. wear the craziest shit you want & be as thin as you want, lift the heaviest shit you can and be as big as you can get. women flock to eccentricity, you wont attract anyone being boring and playing your life "safe" and you also wont feel satisfied.

and why hasn't there been a runway show yet with body builders, male & female, wearing things that show how crazy the human body can get by complementing it with crazy clothing. think the opposite of the gay shit HBA does.

>>10526405
>>10526453
>>10526591
fuck off 5%rs this is now a janoy cresva thread

>>10526591
true rich is also down to earth and doesn't deny his steroids like other guys

but still jason is stronger

>>10521694
should actually be other way around

no need to fight /fa/
we're all gonna make it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU6lSsM_A_4

reminder that even bodybuilders can get raped by hot girls too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgYlNcWB9mQ

why not just be fit with a sense of style?

>>10526645
buttmad r/mfa faggot

>>10522969
nice broscience

>>10523882
>functional strength

>>10523183
As a faggot myself I can tell you that these should be flipped.

>>10526800
made me lol

Get /fit/and wear effay clothes.

stop fighting kids

>>10521666
looks like both of the couldn't hold an interesting conversation.

>>10526240
>>10526266
>>10526281
>th-th-thats aesthetics

no, that's the results of calisthenics and purely functional strength, you cucks are just upset and mad that you can't achieve such levels of perfection

liftcucks objectively on suicide watch tbh

>tfw no grill is fa where i live
>everyone thinks im a wierd faggot because i try to dress well

>How true is this?

It's not.

You can be ripped, or extremely well dressed with a sharp fashion sense, if you are ugly (facial aesthetics) you will attract nothing whatsoever.

I will say it again, in this day and age the only thing that matters is your face. If you aren't attractive : don't play the game. It's a shit one anyway.

>>10526030
>left picture
>Ronnie Coleman
>high-end bodybuilding and steroid usage
>aesthetics category

>right
>whatever male model
>years of lifting weights and steroid usage
>function

What the fuck am i reading. Do you even know what you're talking about ? God damn you retarded kids should really learn to not speak about things you don't understand.

>>10526381
Poor Piano is my favorite natural bodybuilder.

>>10527126
>everyone thinks im a wierd faggot because i try to dress well
doesn't sound like you're doing a very good job

>>10527187
Its not socially accepted here to dress in other than hoodies+jeans

>>10527198
then dress for the environment in a decent sweatshirt and a decent pair of jeans

>>10525027
its about proportions but ebin

>>10525820
Here's my upvote. I cried arizona tears.

>>10525641
Pic related is pretty much the perfect male physique for my taste. And last time I've checked, I'm a heterosexual female (with a sub 20 BMI, so don't pull the "lel you're probably just a landwhale" argument). Women who prefer athlethic or /fit/ dudes MIGHT be a slight majority, but a lot of us are into twinks, though.

Personally, I feel repelled by muscles, and everything more bulky than a slim ottermode guy is disgusting to me.

>>10527200
>being a conformist

pussy shitbabby

>>10524801
>>10524772
why do people fawn over taylor swift
she is nothing but Jake Gyllenhaal's cumdumpster

>>10527484
/fit/ is retarded dinosaurs dudebros. You dont take them seriously, ever. They never know better.

Get /fit/ if you want orange sonority sluts, get /fa/ if you want alternative cute girls (& boys). Simple as that, the levels of muscle /fit/ aims for arent needed actually they prevent you from being /fa/ since you dont fit in nice clothes anymore.

Dudebros are the most "no homo" and insecure men on Earth.

>>10527198
No you are just doing awful job at it
I dressed socially 'unaccepted' when I lived in a tiny ass town bumfuck nowhere and the only comments I got were compliments every now and then

This thread needs to be killed, it's heavy duty autism. In the real world some girls like pretty faggot boys, and some girls like big hairy pigmen, stop arguing over who gets the most pussy it's autistic.

>>10527484
Women are into twinks. bb plz come back to the light side

>>10527523
no

>>10523141
this is a rly good and accurate post

>>10527484
Post physique

>>10523141
this

/thread

upd8

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
AAAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH

NO, THIS CAN'T BE REAL

I bet no one on effay even has a gf it bones sloots

While I, a Greek god, can get the pussay all day erry day from anyone one even your low test/pancake butt "effay" Starbucks cashiers

>pic related; everyone on /fa/ claims to be a special snowflake, yet they all dress and look the same

>>10527568
>greek god
>you

I have some bad news but /fa/ resembles them more...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermaphroditus

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissus_%28mythology%29

Same for the Nordic ones since there are more long haired people here than /fit/.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baldr

Get shrekt. Enjoy your slutty sonority hags~

>>10527568
There isn't a single "nu-male" here fam smh.

>>10525641
>dadbod
>i used to lift and now im just fat and lazy and lumpy

>>10527523
you could at least try posting someone with a non-laughable bf%

>>10527119
why would you get so upset and angry just for being corrected?
1. calisthenics builds almost no muscle, dudes just lower their body fat a lot
2. training for aesthetics, just means that, training to have an aesthetic pleasing body
3. it's easier to get an aesthetic by going to the gym exmaples: marc fitt, greg plit, jeff seid, ulises jr, simeon panda, steve cook, christian guzman etc. etc.
4. bench press, squats, overhead press and deadlifts build more functional strength than push ups and pull ups

again anon this are just facts, no need to get all offended and angsty

>>10523945
>https://instagram.com/iamiskra

>first picture on the page has a disgusting stretched and scarred stomach

Bro you trippin' you should have looked at the rest of her pictures she has a flat, not scarred and stretched stomach. She's not the size that I like but she's definitely hot and I respect that she puts effort into keeping her figure. Everyone likes big booty white women.

>>10527119
you do realize that those levels of perfection are what people call aesthetics right?
that's literally what an aesthetic body means an aesthetic looking, you seem to have a lot of trouble understanding that....

why are /fa/ obsessed with becoming tomboys?

>>10527666
you need to calm down and stop being so mad about words on a screen. you're upset to the point of tears and spewing broscience. i know you're very sensitive and upset, and not everyone can be stoi9,in control, and objectively unshakeable 24/7 like me, but seriously, deep breaths fam, you're embarrassing yourself

>>10527772
nice b8, im still right tho

>>10527721
Being a lesbian is the most stylish, tasteful look a man can archive.

Think about it... Which one is prettier men or women? Women.

Men that look like women are pretty beautiful demi-god bois, immortal and eternal. They never go extinct like dinosaurs, like /fit/ dads.

So being a flamboyant chic-esque boy is the most /fa/.

>>10527797
maybe in this board that's cool but 99% of the population regardless of age will call you a faggot

>>10525835
>>10526800
>functional strength
ya for if you work manual labour, or say skateboard

>>10527896
Let them call me however they want. I'm badass and not a single fuck will be given.

>>10521666
>tfw /fit/ and /fa/ and my girl is definitely left

>>10527584

>Hermaphroditus
>hermaphrodite
>hermi

Yup, sounds like a god /fa/gs would worship

Which do I have to be to get Karlie?

>>10528290
try jewish, rich, successful and tall as fuck

>>10528317
Being jew? No thanks

>>10526221
I'm sure you do anon

>>10528037
you mean you're a hyper-insecure, virgin shut-in autistic virgin that has no motivation to do anything that doesn't provide instant gratification and has a crippling, 14+ hours a day internet addiction