/fa/ - Fashion

london

>>10409154
lol know youre jk but im actually visiting london for like 2 days too..kinda dgaf about it tho

>>10409157
would like serious outfit ideas tho (<100$)

also i shouldnt act nervous/like a teeny bopper im guessing..?

>>10409145
U used to trip here before right?

just wear the same shit you do in the club shots of you where you show a lot of skin/cleavage

nobody cares about a slight gut when your tits are hanging out or your ass is peaking from under your dress when you're sitting down

>>10409184

...maybe lol

>>10409196
according to /fa dressing hot is "basic"

post tits and i'll let you in on the central saint martin's secret strategy

>>10409165
><100

Besides thrifting I don't see how you'd fool anyone on that budget

>>10409213
>h&M

not incl shoes
unless i should idk

>>10409202
you want all of your fits from H&M


you are basic

>>10409227
well you know anywhere else thats cheap/looks good? im asking for advice not salty comments

if youre just gonna sit here and hate dont bother replying

>>10409145

god damn it sickly, this is a SFW board ;)


Anyway remember this article? http://www.vice.com/read/lfw-street-style-bloggers-942


Basically just dress as eccentric as possible, yet in a pretentious/esoteric way and people will just naturally assume you know something about fashion they don't.


Also walk with confidence, a large part of this is just acting like you know what you're doing.

Don't walk around aimlessly looking around like a newborn baby. Have a purpose and if someone asks if you're on the list say "Does it look like I'm on the fucking list?"

haha have fun bby cakes, I'll see pics on FB I hope

>>10409243
protip: being basic in paris with your tits and ass hanging out is better than being the weird tourist from Canada trying to dress fashionable just because they're going to paris

the vast majority of people anywhere and everywhere dress like shit because people are beta as fuck

dress better than them bt not over the top

hence wear that dress
get french dick
enjoy the vacay

why are you always so fucking insecure sabaa?

>>10409269

really helpful
thanks so much!! appreciate it <3

>>10409224
Yah I know you can get clothes for under 100$, but the point is that you can't even hide in plain sight at that price point. As I said, the best you can do to buy your way into the fashion ecology is to thrift, but that'll take quite a bit of effort and a strong eye. I'm quite sure if you're using H&M as a crutch that you'll not be able to successfully do it.

Your other option is to just buy a bunch of fakes from slightly lesser known labels (CN/KR designers that get replicated and resold on taobao.)

>>10409269
This is what you should be keeping in mind when you thrift, by the way. These are the stylistic cues you should be shopping to cover.

>>10409280
ive travlled to europe and the avg person is 10x more fashionable the the avg Namerican
fashionable there >>> here

but thx

im trying to be less insecure..but want to avoid looking like an idiot whenever possible

>>10409286
>>10409292
yeah i guess i could thrift (still have 1wk)
but itll take 4hrs+ and im not guaranteed to even find anything..then i have to wash the stuff/alter it if it doesnt fit..so much more work with no guarantee

will def try tho thx

>>10409294
you have the crutch of being from a country known for their backwoods style of dress and overall awkward manner

if you act confident, in your cheap ass H&M dress with your ass out nobody cares


if you act sheepish covered up, trying to dress like a polyester version of runway looks and act like a weird ass canadian people will generally avoid you

>>10409316
prob true
thx

>>10409269
lmao, do you have any idea how many people try this shit?

the security guards aren't retards, identification and verification is always needed

>>10409333
bleghhh
should i just not try then

>>10409333
it's just a meme for insecure losers on reddit

try walking into the whie house or through TSA with an ar-15 in your hand telling them you're too important to deal with their shit

>>10409333
>>10409336

I bet loads of people try, but life can be unexpected.

Sometimes all you need to do is show up and the rest will follow.

That said it will be fun just to try, no need to get upset if you don't get in.

>>10409360
yeah true
id be more upset if i didnt try at all vs getting rejected (which is what im expecting lol)

thanks!! xo

>>10409360
liberal pussies just let your nigger ass walk into everywhere?

i wouldn't let your black ass within 5 feet of anything relatively important

we're at capacity....coon

>>10409374
is he even black

Inside the mind of a dog

>>10409392
directed at
>>10409374

If you have decent parkour skills you could probably climb in easily.

>>10409145
Is your name Lisa Lopez?

>>10409502
i get where you're going with that and i think it's cruel

>>10409482
>not doing sick parkour listening to french hip-hop in a techwear fit to break into a fashion show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcc_cUpCTK8

i hope you all know that op is one of siegs alter egos

>>10409502
To be fair her left eye isn't the wonky one.

>>10409789
>Lisa Lopez
>>10409502
>>10409553

i dont get it...my left eye is bigger than my right one
dont think i look like her tho

>>10409208
m8 i want to go to csm next year
pls tell me ur secretz

>>10410275
lol all i know is at csm they had (have?) a tradition of sneaking into fashion shows, i read it in a book about mcqueen

>>10409145
Kill you'reself

>>10409145
Lmao.
There's no way you're going to be able to get in with an outfit that costs under $100 unless you want to be laughed at. Take out a loan and go shopping if you're serious, though, judging by your posts, your taste isn't nearly as good enough. Just stake out a cafe near the shows and people watch. It'll be cheaper and just as entertaining. Nothing like watching attention whores wearing ridiculous shit in attempts to get photographed by 'fashion bloggers'.

>>10409208
she doesn't have nice ones...thats all push up bra

this chicks skin is bad too, like acne scarring you can't see in her pics due to make up and lightning

her eyes are far apart and wonky when she looks right at the camera

to say she's unattractive in person is giving her a lot of credit

she cleans up real nice for photos though if she angles it enough

>>10409145
it won't happen unless you are friends with people that are semi influential. you can wait in line with all the very thirsty clueless people but i don't think it will be a fun experience. just email rick owens and say u are a big fan maybe he will send u an invite jaja

>>10410283
most fashionable place i've been to so that makes sense that they'd attempt that kind of shit

>>10410320
bitch youve never even met me
go take your meds and kindly fuck off

>>10410309
>>10410322
hmm true...a lot to do in paris anyway..dont want to waste too much time..thx for advice

>>10410320
this tbh

>>10410405
if you are looking for fun in paris hit me up "if" "you" "know" "what" "i" "mean"