/fa/ - Fashion

also, are manbuns still /fa/?

>>10371115
yeah the hairstyle and beard suit you really well! good job in losing weight too
i'm not sure if it's possible to tell your face shape when you have a beard bc i'd have to see your jawline, nevertheless I'd say it's oval

>>10371152
awesome thanks dude, yeah I know it is hard with the beard haha goddamn. I tried taking a pic holding my beard back but it then just pulls my face and i look like a mongoloid

You look great, like a real man lol! :)

you're looking good. i'd say your facial shape is more oval, but your hair and beard compliment each other nicely. also, good work on the weight loss

>>10371115
i like how 60 year ago

having a tattoo and a high and tight hair cut signified that you were a badass and probably were part of the SS or some shit

and today
having an undercut and tattoos probably means you're a pussy reddit male feminist who probably styles hair or works retail for a living and hold super liberal views and hate the second amendment

>>10371383
tattoos are only acceptable if you were in prison

>>10371383
what hair would you recommend is better then?

>>10371399
I like my tattoos tbh, and the only reason I've not had more is because my other interests use up most of my disposable income before saving for tattoos

>inb4 extensive mlp figurine collection

>>10371365
thanks man, I was hoping for oval but it's hard because being a swampdonkey for so long I always thought I was circular in all respects

>>10371340
buttsecks?

Your face is fat

>>10371115
You look so basic lmao

>>10371619

I'm sorry you can tell these anons are memeing on you you op. Just scoot on back to mfa already bruh.

>>10371115
you look really good, m8. Cheers.

>>10371115
This hast to be b8888
This entire thread

dont know the face shape but you look ok.

trim the beard and lose those gay earrings

>>10371757
Spoiler: it is

wow OP you look great, more people on this board need to take your look as inspo

>nice haircut +beard
Love this combo, it's trendy AND hot
>tattoos +button up
Nothing more attractive
>gauges
just perfect

femanon by the way

>>10371115
what phone is this ?

>>10371921
Samsung Galaxy Note 4 using a Spigen Slim Armor.

>>10371788
>>10371689
I wish you weren't being sarcastic :(

>>10371768
>>10371757
I'm not b8, replies may be.

>>10371767
Cheers man, hard to lose the gay earing because it's literally a hole in my body now, and surgery makes your ears look like a cats asshole.
Beard was literally just trimmed by an award winning barber :(

>>10371673
wat is mfa?

>>10371634
This is what I wore to buy groceries... not exactry catwalk attire.

>>10371625
I know, but less fat than it was. Got another 10-15% body fat to lose in this cut.

>>10371115
>wants estimation on face shape
>posts myspace angle pic

>>10371115
Triangle

>>10371115
stop sucking your face in you fat bastard. you look like a fucking faggot with your lower lip like that. god i want to punch you in the face. you fucking obese faggot god damn

>>10372180
Do it.

>>10372180
wew lad jheeze lmao

>>10371788
>more people on this board need to take your look as inspo
Why? He looks like a fat generic, unoriginal hipster.

>>10372180
lol I've actually got mouth herpes so my lip is swollen up, I'm not a pouting fuccboi like you.
I realise I'm fat, but it's only taken 2 months to lose 50lbs so the next 50 won't take long. you can only punch me in the face if you give me a reach around after?

>>10372161
that's certainly not what I expected

>>10372623
hipster? h&m shirt and all saints shorts m8.

>>10372623
Lel.

Exactly what I was thinking too.

>>10373276

i know there is a 99.97% chance of this being b8 but

>small plugs
>20 pound watch
>"muh heritage" shirt
>that thing with your hair like every other post-2013 hipster out there
>muh manly beard
>chubby

you aren't horribly dressed, you just look so fucking boring and plain. I pass 97 dudes a day with the exact same "aesthetic" as you (with minor variations)

>>10371614
i mean you kids like that hair style because its something to hold while you skull fuck each other at gay pride parades and feminism rallys right?

or does it make you feel manly when you hold your bitches purse and waft your hair

or drive her to and from work while you wait on her

>>10373276
>lol I've actually got mouth herpes
that's uh... a weird thing to admit in everyday conversation

>>10372118
>Beard was literally just trimmed by an award winning barber :(
i think what he meant is cut it closer to the face. that bushy stuff definitely cuts down on the amount of people that will find you attractive. even when it's well groomed like that, most people will still look at it and think it's grungy looking

>>10373302
his award winning barber gave him herpes?

>>10373288
>small plugs
I have one side 22mm (slowly de-stretching from 40mm when I was a retarded teenager) the other had two 10mm plugs in, one is fully healed at the other has a 4mm. tl;dr hopefully won't have plugs for much longer.

>20 pound watch
Actually it was a cheap Fossil watch, only about £120 when I bought it. Don't knock £20 watches tho as I've got a couple to suit certain outfits that I wear more often than my £1000+ watches.

>"muh heritage" shirt
I don't know what that means, all I know is I bought it on a whim from H&M and usually get good female attention wearing it. I like it for lazy summer days because it's quite airy.

>that thing with your hair like every other post-2013 hipster out there
This just in, person has popular haircut! I've had my hair cut short sides long on top for the last 5 years as that's what my hairdresser recommended (before that I was a disgusting metalfag with long strandly greasy hair).

>muh manly beard
Again, was metal fag with lazy bushy beard, stubble didn't suit my face when it was super fat and clean shaven gave me a super baby face. So now I stick with a beard that's well groomed by professionals.

>chubby
well yeah, did you read my other posts?

>>10373302
Well, someone thought I was pouting and this is the internet so might as well explain. Mouth herpes + chapped lips from all the clenbuterol = swollen lips. I normally just tell people I'm doing the kylie jenner challenge as an icebreaker.

This fat faggot isn't coming off well here.

>>10373316
I like having a "long" beard. I had the bushiness taken out of it dramatically, like 2-3months of growth was cut off. Pic related is my idea of a perfect beard.

I dunno if it's different but over here in the UK but beards have become much more popular in the professional world.

TBH I've had more positive than negative beard attention anyway.

>>10373290
Wat. It's not that long, I don't even have enough length for a man-bun yet.

Again, what hair do you think would suit me otherwise? Because this seems to be the most flattering style, even though it may not stand out much on /fa/, it certainly does in small-town UK.
Some guys have similar cuts but they're just not faded well enough, strictly graded and have 2inch parting lines cut in etc etc look over the top.

>>10373318
he was pretty hot but you wouldn't approve as he was tattooed.

>>10373359
I've spent too much time on /fit/, coming back to /fa/ I forgot how its 50% trolls, 45% people with reading comprehension issues.

All I wanted was to know my god damn face shape and whether man-buns are completely finished yet!

>>10371115

You look fine. The issue is not how you look. Its your posture and low self esteem facial expression. You look bad in this picture because you exude low confidence. Ever wonder why some guys just pull any look off? There's a lot more to being effay than aesthetics.

>>10371115
heart/oval face with that widow's peak. hair cut is fine maybe cut the top shorter and please shave that beard.......

>>10371115

>wants to know the shape of his face
>has half his face covered by beard
>does not produce beardless straight-ahead photo

you don't want help, amigo.

you're on your way to being orson welles.

just embrace it and keep eating.

you just look like every other hipster with a cut and paste personality, like you're literally ticking every box.
the kind of dickhead that boasts about going to "award winning barbers", get in the fucking sea you cunt

>>10371115
Lose some weight
Fix your ears
Shave the beard
Buy an original shirt
Follow these steps and you may not be embarrassing.

>>10371115
Ignore the bitter tripfags OP, you seem like a cool guy.

And OP comes back for more.

>>10373436
I've been doing a lot of posture work, and weightlifting certainly helps, I'm at the point where 90% of the time I don't need to actually consciously straighten my back and shoulders and tilt head back.
I wouldn't say that the facial expression is off, bitches don't like guys that gurn like mongoloids, studies show that neutral-faced guys are more appealing as bitches think they look brooding or some shit.

>>10373469
I've had the top shorter for the last year but my hairdresser suggested a manbun last time so I just had him do the back and sides and this is double the length the top normally is.
Beard is staying. I said I'd give the "full beard" look 6 months before making a decision and there's still a month and a half to go.

>>10373491
I'll provide a head-on photo shortly however the best I can do is try and hold the beard away a bit haha.

>>10374776
Wasn't a boast, he said to trim my beard and I literally had just had it trimmed so mentioned the fact that it wasn't just some £5 haircut with clippers.

>>10374806
>Lose some weight
>Fix your ears
Nice reading comprehension

>Shave the beard
No. (as above)

>Buy an original shirt
Fuck you man, it was a hot day so I wore shorts and a flannel shirt. Taking clenbuterol makes you so fucking hot that you die if you overhead. Don't want to zzyz myself.

>>10374867
Cheers m8.

>>10375071
>studies show that
I'd have had you pegged for the kind of person who'd have to look into studies on how to be appealing lmfao

>>10375071
Idk why fucking faggots don't know the difference between manbun and topknot

Is that fat, ugly fucker still crying?

>>10375077
Actually, it's in one of the links from the /fa/ sticky, you faggot.

>>10375083
I always thought a manbun was when the placement is on the back of the head, whereas a topknot is on the top of the head.

Or is a manbun only when you have long sides as well as long top to make the bun?

>>10375115
ily2, ur clearly mad about my facial aesthetics brah. what's your nickname on grindr?

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>>10371115
You look like Porky Pig.

>>10375130
>facial aesthetics
Lel. A bloated, pale, featureless face, with a poorly trimmed beard to hide a weak jawline/chin.

>>10372118
Im not being sarcastic. I think you look good.

>>10375140
Again, like I said I've lost 50lbs since the end of July and plan on dropping another 50lbs by Christmas. I'm at like 28% bf% right now so another 15% should be spot on. My face used to look like the fucking michelin man, now it's not even jack black tier.

Here's another more face on one, I'm on a bit of a benzo day today so can't be arsed to do my hair and beard so it's all a bit straggly but it's a bit of a better one

>>10375204
aw shucks.

>>10375207
You are still a fat ugly fucker despite your claims.

>>10375207
this is definitely a better photo

>>10375207
keep losing it. you are getting there.

>>10375207

Face and clothes are fine.

Just keep on losing weight. What's your current height/weight?

You might not want to go full /fa/ skinny.

>>10371115
You should keep some hair on the side because your head is slightly shaped like an 8 and having side cuts doesn't suit it

Also you should really reconsider shaving your beard because your moustache is horrid also that thing down your mouth

But don't bother too much because if you actually get thinner, your face will change a lot

And as the other guy said, go to mfa (reddit->male fashion advice) they have what you're looking for, then come back lurking if you find a personality in the process (aesthetic wise, I'm sure you're a cool dude)

Also I can't believe you're not b8

>>10375218
buttsecks is when?

>>10375451
>>10375455
>>10375673
cheers guise.
I'm 110kg, 6ft 3in. BF% is about 28%. I'm not planning on /fa/ skinny- doing SL5x5 from /fit/ with some additional lifts and will be bulking once I cut down to like 75-80kg.

>>10375838
Fair enough, my hair grows super fast though, within a week the sides will be much longer.

The moustache I kept trimming for ages, going to give it a couple of months to see if it connects to the beard, if not then it's going.

Agree, I'll try and find a face pic from 2 months ago where I looked like jack black.

Didn't really come for fashion advice other than whether a topknot/manbun is completely finished yet or if I could rock it this autumn/winter, and what shape my face is.

I've read a lot about colour theory but people are jumping on my one shirt that I wore when it was super-hot outside and heat+clenbuterol = death.

Most of my non-work wardrobe is mainly monochrome with some cranberry accents and a few graphic tees but not many.