/fa/ - Fashion

>>10324445
>he's not alien
>he browses /fa/
>he isn't a 10/10
>he's white

> Red flags
> He smokes weed

Does your mother know that uni is full of dangerous drug abusers? You poor thing.

>>10324479
Smoking weed is the definition of fuccboi sory.

>>10324479
>mad as fuck druggie

>>10324445
>Has tattoos
>Does drugs
>Has a certain type of haircut

Ah yes, I forgot, we're all to be the same suited figure with a martini and wife in a skirt.

If you say otherwise, you're a fucking commie,and can go back to sovi-shit russia.

Now which way was it to >>>/pol/ again?

>>10324503
This you faggots

>>10324445
>>10323512
shit threads are shit

>>10324503
tattoos are shit and the hitler youth cut is for bandwagon idiots

>he thinks skateboarding is /fa/

>>10324494
>>10324496

Do you have any idea how many people smoke marijuana recreationally? It spans so many different demographics, it's so widespread that tacking any kind of presumption as to what a "typical stoner" would act, look, or think like is just stupid. It's like saying that all white teenage males are fuccbois because you saw 20 kids at the mall wearing supreme hoodies and snapbacks.

>>10324555
WHY AR EYOU TAGGING ME?

>>10324555

it's just a seriously worthless drug meditate or something you anxious nerds

- wears memeochrome
- takes pictures of his outfits to post on the internet
- spends a majority of his time on the internet

>cuffs his pants above his ankles

>>10324630
>Worthless
> eases chronic pain/nausea, increases appetite, used to treat: Glaucoma, inflammatory bowel diseases, cancer, epilepsy (which I use it to treat), Hep C, Arthritis, soothe parkinsons tremors, makes you lose yourself in thought, often spurring intriguing thoughts (although you're liable to forget them just as fast)

I meditate as well, but the context you used makes that statement seem a tidbit pretentious.

>he smokes
you smell like shit and nothing will get rid of that smell

>>10324445
My guess is that you're looking for a fedora wearing neckbeard who's slightly overweight

>>10324694

worthless in recreational terms, useful medically yes

i support full drug deregulation but stoners trying to use medical value to justify recreational use is retarded

>makes you lose yourself in thought

once again just meditate

otherwise if you want an actual brain short-circuit use psychedelics but acid-stoners who think they're enlightened are terrible also

op is a fucking genius for this thread.

when /fa/ has redflags for girls it's nothing but a circle-jerk of repressed sexual frustration

>tattoos, sex, weed, xyz, eats food, breathes air all signs of fuccgirls

but when it comes to red flags for boys and posters say:

>tattoos, sex, weed, xyz, eats food, breathes air all signs of fuccbois

/fa/ loses its fucking mind

>m-muh generalizations u-ur ignorant

holy shit this is gold

>He has or has had acne
>He's under 5'11
>He's in his early 20s and doesn't have his own place
>Doesn't have a license or owns a car
>He's femenine
>He's shy or anti social
>He's too skinny
>Has mommy issues
>He's balding
>Yellow teeth
>Crooked teeth
>Not white

>>10324765

it's been done before

there aren't many girls on here to be bitched at being called out though

i have the same red flags for both genders though

>not tall
>dick under 7 inches
>is white or asian
im not really picky

>>10324779

>had acne
>am 5'11
>early twenties, live at home
>have license and car
>it's "feminine" u fuccgirl and sometimes, though just as often masculine as fuck
>am anti-social
>am skinny but bulking
>my mom is literally a textbook insecure narcissist, possibly BPD, possibly autism spectrum
>have noticed some hair in the drain..
>stained teeth
>teeth straight as fuck though
>mixed

i bet you're basic as fuck though

>His head is only partially shaved
>Dyed an unnatural color
>Patchy pube beard
>Untrimmed bush beard on a skinny/fat wimp
>Any tattoos that are not unit patch, heritage or covering scars
>Piercings of any kind
>Hipster glasses
>Messenger bag with pins decorating it
>Fedora
>Trenchcoat with ANYTHING except a suit
>Overly large clothes that don't fit a.k.a. babby raided daddy's closet
>Anything with a weed leaf plastered on it so everyone in the fucking world knows they like smoking
>Formal wear in places it's neither appropriate or called for, eg. tryhard "classy" faggots
>Graphic tees with too much text/joke tees
>Chain wallet
>Anything to do with videogames
>ANYTHING to do with meme/tumblr/internet
>Skinny mincing faggots
>Chubby slob faggots

>not above 6'3"
>doesn't have perfect hair
>isn't 11/10
>does not have a 9x6 dick
>is not a billionaire
>cares about his parents or family
>cares about anything
>is not a vapid, selfish, superficial waste of a human being, like myself

>>10324479
>>10324503
>>10324555
>>10324630
degenerates and libtards need not apply to these threads

>>10324445
>has a beard
>manbun
>those faggot ear hole things
>any piercings
>says fam

>>10324445
>alcoholic
>neet
>doesn't want kids
>has better eyebrows than me
>has eyebrow, lip or nose piercings
>isn't taller than me
>takes drugs

>>10324445
>plays video games and watches those autistic 'let's play' on YouTube
>atheist *tips fedora*
>hobbies include anything old-timey like swing dancing
>obese
>wears salmon shorts
>wears ascis exclusively
>is Indian, Mexican, Middle Eastern

>>10325402
>hobbies include anything old-timey like swing dancing
I read that as swag dancing :(

Is it okay if they're mexican but don't look anything like one?

>>10325402
Any regular atheist or just fedora tipping neck beard atheists?

>>10325414
Maybe if you're not a midget like most are.
>>10325415
Mostly the neck beard type, but anyone who labels themselves as atheist nowadays is saying something about themselves.

>>10325432
Like they don't belive in everything you tell them?

>>10324445
>He's white

>>10324779
>has had acne
Did you know that that's literally everyone above the age of 13?

>>10325446
Nah more like the 'I don't bother respecting other people's religion and make an effort in letting people know I'm atheist'. I'm not religious myself, but that doesn't mean shitting on people on the basis of what they believe in.

>>10325449
>that guy holding the umbrella for them

Top thread

reddit mfa

liberal

has tricomitis

keeps condoms in his wallet

apple watch/phone

listens to taytay swift on the radio not just jack off to her music vids like everyone else

>he has greasy hair
>he boasts about the size of his penis
>he boasts about the number of women he has sex with
>he boasts about the money he has
>he plays league of legends
>he complains when he gets demoted
>he plays minecraft
>he has a computer/smart phone addiction
>his only hobbies are computer related
>he takes selfies
>he's a contrarian
>he complains that nice guys finish last
>he isn't a nice guy
>he can't hold a conversation which isn't based around irony, racism or sarcasm
>he thinks his pepes are rare
>he doesn't like his siblings
>he admits to disliking my family
>he has stupid tattoos
>he has a mental disorder

>>10324452
so Rob then?

>>10325520
why do women like you always ask how many people you have had sex with when they just get mad at the answer....and go hook up with random guys to "get back at you"

fucking petty shit

>>10324445
>tfw a girl tells you your tattoos are sexy
>tfw you look in the mirror and your do is on point
>tfw you pack a bowl for 2 and don't let her hit it

dumb bitch, I got these tattoos for me, not for you, now get suckin

>>10325520
This is actually reasonable

>>10325530
I don't ask, what are you talking about.
There's a difference between being arrogant and responding to a question, and I obviously meant that being arrogant is bad.

>>10324732

if it's so worthless then just don't smoke it you fucking whore, I can guarantee there's a bunch of people who smoke and accomplish a lot more than you do without smoking so fuck off with that bullshit argument

So femanons, what clothes do you like to see your man to wear and what do you wear?

>>10325680
>M-michael Ph-phelps! He smokes, h-he smokes!
Fuck you, you degenerate tryhard.

>is under ~2 cms shorter than me
>has a faggy or dumb profession like acting coaching
>is fat obviously
>cares too much about fashion or looking edgy instead of just looking sharp and normal
>dumb tattoos (not nice tattoos though, inb4 hurr all tattoos are dumb)
>so normie he thinks doing light drugs or going to Brazil is too crazy
>asocial and has no friends
>also is ugly obvs

>>10325530
projecting piece of shit. get help.

>>10325703
Clothing that fits their age and shows that they have more than just a surface interest in fashion.
I dress in a mix of sporty and comfy flowy clothing.

>>10324688
this tbh

>>10324445
I have a hy haircut, I smoke weed and cigs everyday, and I have a tattoo and girls won't touch me not because I'm not attractive or because I don't dress well but because I'm unhealthy and have a shitty lifestyle. Don't be like this >>10324479

>he is emotionally distant from his siblings
>his favorite authors/books are by Camus, Bukowski, David Foster Wallace, and/or Murakami
>he can only have fun when he is drunk
>he shit talks all his exes

>>10326663
>he is emotionally distant from his siblings
I hate my older brother and don't have a realtionship with my 3 younger half siblings
>his favorite authors/books are by Camus, Bukowski, David Foster Wallace, and/or Murakami
I like Camus and Bukowski
>he can only have fun when he is drunk
I'm an alcoholic
>he shit talks all his exes
not my fault that they're selfish whores

got skype?

>>10326663
Murakami is great, fuck off

>>10326663

>his favorite authors/books are by Camus, Bukowski, David Foster Wallace, and/or Murakami

let's dissect this for a moment by examining each possible interpretation of the forward-slash usage:

>his favorite books are by Camus, Bukowski, David Foster Wallace, or Murakami

this sentence makes sense. it could be improved by the addition of the word "written" between "are" and "by," however that sort of improvement is not what we're scrutinizing here. let's look at another interpretation:

>his favorite authors are by Camus, Bukowski, David Foster Wallace, and Murakami

this shit does not compute.

here's a tip: if you're going to use a forward-slash to denote that the sentence could be completed by either word separated by said slash, then you'd better damn make sure that the sentence could actually be intelligibly completed by either word.

what you meant to say was, plainly, this:

>his favorite authors include camus, bukowski, dfw, or murakami.

"and/or" is almost never necessary, because, logically, "or" includes "and."

here's an example of a grammatically superior usage of the forward-slash:

>his favorite authors/philosophers are plato and epictetus.

or, to focus the sentence on the active subject:

>he prefers plato and epictetus to all other authors/philosophers.

i find your shoddy/imprecise usage distasteful. such usage is a red flag.

>he eats food

>he gives a fuck about what others think of him
seriously just pursue what you want and do what you want, do not listen to some faggots on a Mongolian kite flying discussion board

>>10325520
Are you my fucking partner? Crybaby fucks.

>>10326815
Kek, you faggot this is 4chan.

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Are Red Flags Real Hahahaha Nigga Dont Be A Bitch And Get A Guy That Will Actually Care For You Like Hahaha Like Bitch Just Kill Yourself Haha

>>10324542
i'll do you one better

>he thinks rollerblading is /fa/

only one

>he's in this thread right now comparing himself to other people's lists

>>10326804
>liking Murakami

laughingpostmodernists.txt

>>10324817
So you are a nigger whore?

>>10327229
Hahahaha how can red flags be real if men aren't real hahahaha

>>10326277
>Be a disgusting human being
>Blame weed
Fucking degenerate, if you can't smoke weed recreationally and still live a focused, fulfilled and motivated life, you are just a fucking subhuman, its not because of the weed

>>10324779
>>10324818
>>10324833
good luck finding a guy

>>10327302
We arent though....

>>10324445
>he doesn't own at least one Harris Tweed jacket

>>10324452
lol you ugly coon

>>10324732
>just meditate
ay nigga some of us CANT
adhd is p common and chiefin has helped for both med side-effects/replacing meds bc i learned how to control it a bit bc im finally mellowed out

but i do agree w/ trying to justify it with the whole medical thing, i feel stupid saying how i use it medically, bc i also still just like to get fucked up. it all depends on the person really, as >>10327329 said. all the parents where i live (hilllsy oregon suburb) grow and smoke now, just openly.

>he hasn't showered in two days but figures no one can smell it because he can't smell it
>he obsesses over his wardrobe but drives a beater car and is naturally unorganized
>he looks younger than he is and mainly only attracts the attention of girls who are much younger than him, leaving him to wonder whether or not it's morally acceptable to date or have sex with a girl who is 16 given the age gap
>he wears jackets and sweaters on warm days because he can't stand being seen in summer tees and shorts and really just can't wait for winter to arrive
>before he started caring about clothes, he wanted to be /fit/
>when he couldn't get /fit/, he realized having nice clothes was a shortcut to standing out from the crowd, which is what he always wanted
>he uses clothes as a means of feeling superior to others in casual situations
>he uses clothes to distract himself from the mundane activities in his normal life
>he often leaves the house simply to be seen by other people
>he has spent entirely too much money on his fashion hobby, and would likely be in a much better financial situation if he never pursued it
>he doesn't know if anyone else actually notices the way he dresses, because it sure doesn't feel like it
>he is constantly tired because he stays up too late every night
>he's not sure if he's actually depressed or if he just likes considering what it would be like if he was depressed

>>10324530
>hitleryouth is for bandwagon faggots
I never got this meme with haircuts.
Shouldn't you get whatever haircut you want that compliments your face? Sure you can criticize the people who look like shit with the haircut, but are you really going to criticize the people it looks great on?

>>10327396
damn.. some of that stuff cut deep mane

>>10327329
agree. people that shoot down a controlled weed habit either have no idea what theyre talking about since they havent tried it/dont know people who smoke, or have no self control and assume everyone else is the same

>>10324765
Fucking This

>>10324779
its way to early for these feels

>>10324843
Good luck sloot

>>10327396
>he has spent entirely too much money on his fashion hobby, and would likely be in a much better financial situation if he never pursued it
This basically applies to anyone who isnt walking around in clothes from Gap or Primark.

Not even gonna start on the fact that half these points dont even make sense.

>>10327281
THIS

>likes anime

nope.jpg

>>10327443
You aren't financially responsible if you're dressing in high fashion while making a relatively low wage. Fashion isn't expensive if you limit the size of your wardrobe and spend within your means.

> He isn't 2D

>tfw smoking weed for a month made me a better flirt

I'm not so into it now but it's ability to kill inhibitions is delightful

>>10327452
As soon as you spend more than you need to youre financially crippling yourself because you could have invested the funds and turned a profit. So by your logic spending more than you have to (which basically is $1 because you can probably get clothes for free) is bad.

Let me quickly go over your other points to point out why they are illogical

>but drives a beater car and is naturally unorganized
Something else you might want to consider are priorities. Theres no logical reason for a person to spend more on a car when the cheap one does the job well enough. Both cars, the cheap and cheap+1 car serve the same purpose. Just because youre brainwashed by society into believing that one prioritize one of the other doesnt mean that this is the case

>he looks younger than he is
Something the person doesnt have an impact on and therefore cant be a red flag

>he wears jackets and sweaters on warm days
Hast something to do with taste. If I prefer wearing a sports coat then I will do so on sunny days. Disliking tshirts and shorts is natural for anyone who is interested in fashion and his look. Wearing a tshirt outside the gym is never okay. They are a bad looking alternative to shirts and provide nothing in return.

>he realized having nice clothes was a shortcut to standing out from the crowd, which is what he always wanted
Which cants be a red flag because its a basic human interest. If this was a red flag than there wouldnt be a single person who wouldnt be flagged, defeating the purpose of the term.

>distract himself from the mundane activities
Thats what hobbies usually are for, genius.

>constantly tired because he stays up too late every night
Thats not a red flag. Might just mean that the person wants to use his life time as efficiently as possible, therefore minimizing sleep. I have been sleeping an average for 5 hours a day for 6+ years.

The other points are so retardedly farfetched and illogical that I wont even bother with them.

>he uses a children's toy as a means of transportation

>>10327379
talk race, post face

>>10325984
>asocial and has no friends
>also is ugly obvs

welp

>>10324833
>tfw all of the above

i don't know if i'd trust anybody on 4chan as a good judge of character

>>10325519
>like everyone else

>>10324833
i have a septum piercing, i wear oversized tees and i have a tumblr

i'm also skinny as fuck lmao

>>10326815
Move over bitches, dis nigga is from /lit/

I dig it

>>10327010
I have no idea what you mean

>>10327392
http://mobile.nytimes.com/2014/11/02/opinion/sunday/a-natural-fix-for-adhd.html?referrer=&_r=0

>muh adhd

>>10327848
/lit/ best board

>>10327396
Except the showering this sounds like most chicks

>>10326815
Your lack of capitalization is a red flag, nerd.

>>10324452
will u find me cute if i rachel dozeal it up?

>>10326815
god bless

>>10327396
All reasonable things, luckily most of them don't apply to me
>he uses clothes to distract himself from the mundane activities in his normal life
>just can't wait for winter to arrive

>>10327396
writing autobiography ?

>>10325520
>he can't hold a conversation which isn't based around irony, racism or sarcasm

why are you even on 4chan?
nigger just leave

>all men posting in this thread

>>10327930
Okay thats an exception.

>>10324833
>>10324779
>>10325344
>>10325402
>>10325520

>tfw none of the above

>>10326663
>>10327396
>>10325344
god fucking damn it

>>10324779
Idk why people are acting like these are big demands. I'm a pleb and I don't meet any of these marks except that I'm 5'10 and don't own a car (I'm only 18 though).

>>10324555
>stoner fuccboi in full damage control mode

No one likes you retards, fuck off. I'd never date a guy who smokes weed and neither would any of my female friends. But then again I don't hang around transgressive retards.

>>10327392
MUSIC. It can do awesome shit to your mind.
With some imagination, natch.

>>10327495
You realize that you're arguing with someone about what THEY find unattractive?

>>10325432
>mfw northern mexican
>rest of family is tall, white and tans beautifully
>5'10" shitskin with asian hair and brown eyes

>>10324833
>Messenger Bag with pins
>overly large clothes
>graphic tees with too much text/joke tees
>chain wallet
>vidya/internet clothing
>chubby
Thank god I unfucked myself.

>>10325984
I can live with this one

>>10325432
>anybody who labels themselves as atheist nowadays is saying something about themselves
U wot?
Oh right, its 4chan, being atheist is too mainstream. If you aren't religious you have to be an apatheist or agnostic (and agnostic isn't okay either from what I've seen). I'm sure there is something other Tumblr-tier synonym for being non-religious that people identify with that I haven't heard of.

>drugs
>tattoos
>unemployed/shitty profession with lots of debt
>prurient/voyeuristic/sex obsessed

Those are the red flags, but obviously he's got to take care of himself (ugliness and slobbishness are indicative of vice). In general my requirements are just virtue + financial independence, which I think isn't asking too much tbh

>inb4 whiny shitter cries "g-good luck finding a guy"

I'd rather die alone than associate myself with a piece of shit

>>10324818
you're garbage in human form
not surprised your mom is autistic though since she likes nigger cock

>>10327396
God I hate this website

>wears cropped trousers
>beard culture
>has piercings
>has colored tattoos
>hy hair cut
>man bun
>thinks seth rogan movies are funny
>is under 6ft
>is fat or chubby
>have visible large nipples or man titties
>has no friends
>thinks skateboarding is cool
>uses hashtags on instagram
>posts fit pics on any form of social media
>doesn't have a car
>doesn't have his own place
>graphic t's
>likes fuccboi streetwear brands
>has a tumblr

>>10327504
Is being a sponsored skater non-effay aswell?

>>10325935
I'm just ganna say I smoke like 4-5 days a week. I'm in college, I have a job, I own my car I pay all my own shit and I'm only 19. I'm not amazing I'm pretty basic but weed doesn't affect my ability to do those things. Don't be judgemental it's not nice

Back to original thread
>designer shoes that don't match fit
>beards on fat people
>lumberjack-core in general
>clueless of own facial structure/features

>>10327396
>>he's not sure if he's actually depressed or if he just likes considering what it would be like if he was depressed.
wew lad

>he has brown eyes
>he's not white
>he has tanlines
>he's not pale
>he kowtows to his family
>he's religious
>he has tattoos/piercings
>he's under 5' 8"
>his dick is circumcised
>he's a liberal cuck or a rabid neo nazi
>he doesn't see a problem with multiculturalism

>>10329245
>cropped trousers
What's wrong with that?
>uses hashtags on instagram
I think there should be a rule that says you can use up to 3 hashtags, beyond that, its annoying
>graphic tees
what's wrong with that

How is that even a redflag?

You do realize most of those lists are written by insecure guys, not girls, right?

guys a red flag is a deal breaker, not just some minor annoyance.

if this is truly the microscope you all put potential partners under you all have very little room to be complaining about being single.

>>10324555

>>10324555

>>10329718
>>10329735
more

>>10329753

>>10324445
I swear 99% of females have an irrational fear of boys smoking weed.

>>10329754
>>10329735
>>10329718
Who's this Quentin?

>>10329801
it's not irrational

>>10325520
Is the sibling thing bait, because my sister is genuinely the most depraved and egocentric person that I know.

>>10329826
Go on, why's it not irrational? In my experience it has always been for ridiculous reasons that've made no sense

>>10325520
>pass on all but the mental disorder
fuck

>he calls fashion one of his "hobbies"

>>10329469
cropped trouser shoes he's a trend hoping parasite

hashtags are annoying

i should have specified

some graphic ts with thought out work is fine i meant more of what
>>10324833
said

the shitty joke text jc penny tier graphic t's

>>10324445
I'll say one thing about a huge fucking red flag for men:

>divorced while children were still young
>divorced before the age of 40

Be very fucking careful. These cunts are immature betacucks who all need to get bashed. They have no sense of responsibility or maturity, they are very petty, ignorant and rude.

Source: son of a mother who was more alpha than all those pathetic, fat fuckwits who 'tried' to be a father figure to me. This is probably the only real red flag in this thread. Not even an sjw, just a result of my experiences.

>>10329395
How about extreme assburgers, special snowflake syndrome, a lack of social, technical skills anon and a promising future anon :^)?

>>10330243
fuck my parents also divorced as when my brother/sister&me were 4/2/1 experienced the same fucking ridicoulous

>>10330243
I also forgot the other redflag:

>angry
>rude
>fat
>skinny
>no job
>no promising future
>selfish
>petty

I'd also like to say koreans need to burn

>>10330254
I fucking know aye, my mother's new cunt boyfriend went full assburgers at me and I had to be the bigger man and not beat the shit out of him because my mother's company ran into financial trouble and now he's supporting us.

Do the world a good favour and be good to your wife and raise nice children bro.

I'm a guy but:

>Dirty shirt
>Sandals + socks
>Dirty hair
>Non work clothing that is ripped
>Sleeve tattoos but no muscle
>Is carrying a cape for 'cool' factor
>All Adidas clothing
>Shitty beard/bad grooming

In general people wearing clothing for attention without being who they dress to be

>>10330268
>Cape
I mean vape

>>10330254
Yeah if I ever will be in the mood for children. nearly everyone of my relatives fucked up as parents but not gonna think about that at 20 anyway

>>10330272
The important thing is to take responsibility if you get children like a man instead of running away like a little boy. Don't breed if you're not ready lol.

Like Vito Corleone said, 'a man who doesn't spend time with his family is not a real man'

>>10329815
Old tripfag from /v/ who spammed his comics to induce butthurt

>>10329836
Potheads are often shitheads, so it's not irrational.