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10279236 No.10279236 [Reply] [Original]

This is not meant to be a bragging thread, it's about a legitimate problem.

I recently bought a pair of jeans and some khakis that look pretty good on me. The only problem is the crotch area, where my slightly above average-sized dick creates some serious moose knuckle, no matter how I arrange it. My dicks not even that much bigger than average, but it's still causing problems. I don't want to buy shitty wal-mart jeans with slightly large crotch areas because they look too baggy and look like shit. Any recommendations on how I can adjust my current pants to look better or where I can buy some slim ones that won't give me moose knuckle?

Obviously not as bad as pic related but you get the idea

>> No.10279244

happens to me with all my pants especially with jeans or low/mid rise cuts

just go drop crotch or loose fits

>> No.10279248

>>10279236
Buy jeans with a higher rise. AMI has a nice nice stressed pair up on grailed. Look for a rise 10inchs<

>> No.10279250

Femanon here. Have similar problem with bathing suits. Constant camel toe.

>> No.10279256

>>10279236
that guy just has massive balls

>> No.10279259

>>10279248
*eastdane, not grailed, my b.

>> No.10279261
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>>10279236
lol benis :--DDDDD

>> No.10279284

>>10279250
pic? could help you if i see it.

>> No.10279316

This is somewhat related, but I'd highly recommend GAP boxer briefs. They have extra space, a cup, that holds your cock and balls. It almost resembles a codpiece, and it's comfy as fuck. These boxer briefs make me feel good in anything, and I'd recommend that you try them out.

For pants, I stick with Docker Alphas--slim D1 fit. For jeans, I usually wear Levis 501s or 513s.

>> No.10279321

this is where being a grower not a shower is a blessing..
having a huge flaccid dick is an inconvenience.

>> No.10279345

>>10279284
Ayy nice try

>> No.10279751

>>10279284
1800-smo-ooth

>> No.10280154

>>10279236
Post pic you faggot

>> No.10280498

>dick dips into toilet water while shitting
>Have to wear pants 1.5 inches lower on waist so my package isn't super obvious
>Boxer briefs practically need wire support

Help

>> No.10280523

>>10280498
Pics please.
>>10280154
Seconded.

I'm just here for moose-knuckle.

>> No.10281180

>>10279236
I cannot find new fashionable jeans with a rise that works so I just wear joggers/drop crotchs, I'm not even that hung it's just the way pants are made these days.. I think.

>> No.10281216

>tfw dick fades in my first pair of raws

>> No.10281270

>>10279261
shut the fuck up you sack of shit good for nothing worthless piece of pepper

>> No.10281278

>>10279236
post dick tbh no homo imo

>> No.10281591

>>10279250
Noice

>> No.10281598

>>10281216
post pics or fake
lol'd irl

>> No.10281634

>>10279236
LONDON
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N
D
O
N

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>>10281270

>> No.10281730 [DELETED] 

>>10280498
ye, aint nothing worse than your dick touching the inside of the toilet bowl when taking a shit

I've got a bunch of skinny jeans that make the outlines of my dick show like a bitch, it's pretty annoying actually, but I'm a pretty ugly mofo so I rock my big dick with pride since it's the only thing I've got going for me :'(

pic related, it's when I was going through my dadcore phase

>> No.10281734
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10281734

ye, aint nothing worse than your dick touching the inside of the toilet bowl when taking a shit

I've got a bunch of skinny jeans that make the outlines of my dick show like a bitch, it's pretty annoying actually, but I'm a pretty ugly mofo so I rock my big dick with pride since it's the only thing I've got going for me :'(

pic related, it's when I was going through my dadcore phase

>> No.10282050

i don't see what the big deal here is. i always have a dick bulge. don't really give any shits about it. it's not really much different from a woman's breasts sticking out of her chest

yes i'm male and have a penis so it may stick out a little around my crotch. (the best is when I get out of the water from swimming and it forms a nice outline against my wet bathing suit
>>10281734
nice knock knees