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10262201 No.10262201 [Reply] [Original]

Guys, how do I get rid of my eye bags?

>> No.10262208

>>10262201
please help.

>> No.10262209

jerk off

>> No.10262227

>>10262201
Is plastic surgery really my only option?

>> No.10262252

>>10262201
bump

>> No.10262254

u look just like the characters in dark souls 2 when u click randomize during character creation

>> No.10262293

Your eye bags aren't the only problem anon

>> No.10262299

>>10262293
true, but I feel like more people would approach me if I looked less tired all the time.

>> No.10262338

>>10262201
More regular sleep schedule, don't smoke pot late night,, eat more iron rich foods

>> No.10262351

>>10262338
I sleep well, don't do drugs, and my diet is pretty sound.

Maybe it's just genetics?

>> No.10262382

>>10262351
IT'S LIKE YOU'RE THE INFERIOR GENETIC

TAKE THE BLACK PILL

MEME THREAD OVER

>> No.10262449
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>>10262201
Low testosterone

This is now a high testosterone alpha male thread. Weakfags stay out.

>> No.10262455

>>10262201
>tfw Eggman will never blackpill you again

>> No.10262459

>>10262338
whats wrong with smoking pot late night?

>> No.10262539

>>10262449
this is a SFW board

MODS

>> No.10262544

>>10262449
SFW board blah blah blah but... source?

>> No.10262553

>>10262201
sleep deprived eyes are super effay

>> No.10262566

>>10262544
London Andrews BBW

I've only ever found like 2 good vids. Holla.

>> No.10262569

>>10262539
Weakfags stay out

>> No.10262571

>>10262569
no you stay out you virgin loser

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>>10262571
This guy

>> No.10262680
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10262680

I have heavy bags too, not that bad, but hey. I think they look cool. The only other problem is that you look sorta like pic related.

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10262699

>yfw

>> No.10262736

Wear glasses.
Also use concealer. Not joking, just get some that isn't noticeable. Your eyebags are probably genetic. Sorry. Mine look just like yours and I tried everything - sleeping well, drinking water, yadda yadda.
By the way, I think a beard would do wonders to your face.

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>>10262699
top kek that's just cruel

>> No.10262878

>>10262680
you seen this guy makes white people trap now?
https://soundcloud.com/noxik/noxik-summerxx

>> No.10262889

>>10262699
ouch..

>> No.10262932

>>10262201
hey gib

>> No.10262977

>>10262699
the pain is real

>> No.10263017

>>10262699
kek legend post

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10263043

>JUST

>> No.10263045

>>10262254
Epic meme xD

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>>10262254

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>>10262201
lmfao fam

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>>10263069

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>>10263069
>>10263073
who the fuck is that bitch dissin on the eggman? bitch looks like lilo smh

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10263086

Post your rare eggmans

>> No.10263091

/fa/ggots don't know Eggman ;-;

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>>10263086

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>> No.10263115

>>10263078
lol

>> No.10263124
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10263124

Eggmans black pill video literally changed my life
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lz02vfWdTiI

>> No.10263133

LEAVE EGGMAN ALONE

>> No.10263144

Bring hairline forward with surgery, get braces, moisterize, exercise to stop being the skinny-fat, chubby cheeked pussy he currently is.

Even terminally ill people with more perseverance than this guy.

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I don't think eggmans that bad looking

>> No.10263176

Can someone explain the story of eggman?
I started luring on /fa/ some months ago (after being excusively a /b/tard and /pol/ak for years) and saw his picture here and there

>> No.10263182
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10263182

There's an eggman inside all of us

>> No.10263184

>>10263176
some retard /r9k/ worships

>> No.10263185

>>10263176
He's popular on r9k. He's an ugly 23 year old from Minnesota who works at a gas station and posts some good videos. A lot of robots can relate to him.Check out his channel if you want to see what he's like. https://youtube.com/watch?v=lXg2dfuAlUQ

>> No.10263192

>>10263185
>>10263184

thank you

>> No.10263201

>>10263185
he's 23? he looks 40 lol

>> No.10263208

>>10263201
Yeah he said in one of the videos he blames crippling loneliness for his appearance

>> No.10263211

>>10263124
He has such a shitty fucking attitude. No wonder he can't get laid.

>> No.10263228

>>10263124
>>10263211

bb...bb..but muh genetics


honestly if this guy got way strong and shaved his head he'd be fine

he's already halfway to being a nazi with this mentality

>> No.10263248

>>10263211
How the fuck would you feel after getting rejected by every woman you've ever talked to for 2 decades. I amazed he's holding up this well tbh

>> No.10263257

>>10263248
maybe you should change your shitty ass somehow instead of whining about everything

>> No.10263449

>>10262459
wel i mean within an hour or 2 of bed. ruins the quality of your sleep

>> No.10263465

>>10263449
You kidding me? When I get stoned before going to sleep I feel amazing when I wake up, I don't snore, I don't move around in bed and I don't wake up in the middle of the night.
Or maybe you're talking about sativa not indica idk

>> No.10263477

>>10263465
Don't get me wrong, I blaze before bed almost every night, and it feels great, but it definiely effects your REM cycles and I'm usually really groggy in the morning if I have to get up for work. Ifyou can sleep in to your hearts content it's a different story

>> No.10263483

>>10263477
Oh, yeah, if you can only sleep a few hours before smoking thats kinda shit, but if you can actually get like 10 hours of sleep its the best kind of sleep.

>> No.10263549

>>10263124
how pathetic

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>>10262201
>>10263144
>>10263097
>>10262699
>>10262201

Can you guy stop?
This guy actually killed himself.
Like he sought out advice from us over at 7+1chan /suicide/ and did the deed a couple months ago
Also:
eyebags are effay as shit, anyone who wants to lose them should kill themself

>> No.10263938

>>10262254
awful

>> No.10263969

>>10262201
if this guy lost weight he'd look way better

>> No.10263977

>>10263211
>>10263257

tbh I kinda like the guy
I don't know a lot of people like him, I'd like to hang out and chill with him

>> No.10264037

>>10262254
Screenshotting for reddit

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>>10263097
Holy shit

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10264191

anyone else read Jimmy Corrigan? this kid looks just like him

>> No.10264196

>>10263477
yeah when i smoke before sleeping I never remember dreams

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10264532

OMG HES REAL!
Just kill yourself man you will forever look 80 years old

>> No.10264932

>/fa/ggots in this thread acting like Eggman hasnt tried to change

>implying he didnt lift and browse /fit/ before /r9k/
>implying he hasnt approached hundreds of women
>implying he cant get a girlfriend because hes bitter and self loathing, but in reality hes bitter and self loathing because because he cant get a girlfriend

>> No.10264974

>>10264932
post eggman in his prime

>> No.10264996

>>10262699
K E K

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>>10264932
>expecting ppl to care to any degree about some rando ugly guy on 4chan

ye idc bout his lifestory he ugly as fug

>> No.10265002

>>10262254
awful delivery and its only funny if its the first response. Fucking faggot.

>> No.10265129

>>10262254
trying too hard faggot

>> No.10265147

>>10263124
at least he has a nice voice

>> No.10265674

>>10263124
honestly don't know why he thinks all girls have been fucked by 100 guys since age 14 or why they're all apparently into the 'chad' stereotype or the whole ganging lockerroom thing. That is all complete bullshit. jesus christ what a warped loser

>> No.10266005

>>10265674
>implying that isn't true
>implying most college girls haven't been fucked by at least 15 guys a year

>> No.10266022

this guy is proof that there is no god. holy fuck what a shitty existence

>> No.10266027

>>10262201
Bruh, don't bother. It makes you look more attractive, in my opinion

>> No.10266050

>>10265674
because hes an ugly retard who browses places like r9k and probably sluthate. these sites are filled with ugly crazies who think women are satan

>> No.10266072

u look like a little kid and an old man at the same time. you're pretty effay to me

>> No.10266091

Eggman is a pretty decent guy based on his videos. He has a really horrible outlook on life but I don't really blame him too much.

>b urself

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>>10262201
Well, I'm not very good at photoshop, but here you go.

>> No.10266151

>>10263185
I like this guy. He seems like a chill guy to be around.

>> No.10266164

>>10263124
his car is so clean

>> No.10266233

>>10262254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1yzoiUIGGs

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>>10264068
U a crackhead.
What do u know

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>>10266147
pls. phey e wish you were that bigger that me could pls granted you tried butt the cigarettes not out yut

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JUST

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>>10262736

>> No.10266677

chandler from friends???

>> No.10266768

>>10266050
Case in point >>10266005

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>>10262201
>>10266661

>> No.10266826

>>10266804
fuck off sally, u cant draw

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10267050

>This guy

>> No.10267052

Dude, honest reply. SLEEP. You look like you sleep 5hours max, and struggle to even properly sleep deeply during those hours. Learn to make your body used to sleeping at a certain time. Yes, that means a bedtime. Yes, that means avoiding electronics before bed, and learning to make your bed only used for sleeping (no lounging around) but fuck man, get a goddamn schedule.

One of my parents looked like you because of work, and it wasn't pretty. A tight sleep schedule fixed it.

>> No.10267079

>>10263069
>>10263073
I'm dying here tbh fam

>> No.10267221

>>10262201
you are so fucking ugly just stop living pelase

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>>10263124
>tfw eggman's giving me asmr

Also that voice would melt any woman, if he would just talk to a woman with the confidence he's talking to the camera

>> No.10267320

>>10262254
using popular jokes is a sin

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>>10262201
Nigga looks like the default character from Dark Souls

>> No.10267355

>>10262201
Dis fam luk jus lyk da demun solz guy smh

>> No.10267465

>>10266005
even if this were true, that's only 45 guys total, and that's after the 3 years of their degree is over. So a) it's not '100s' and b) even 45 guys is actually unlikely.

>> No.10267467

>>10262201
>over 104 replies
>nobody has given OP good advice for his eyebags

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>>10267467
hop in

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>>10262201
kinda looks like david cameron. there is hope for you yet. eggman for president

>> No.10267577

Eggman is the real life bojack horseman

>> No.10267931

stop doing heroin

>> No.10267951

>>10262201

u look just like the characters in dark souls 2 when u click randomize during character creation

>> No.10268355

>>10267951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0K63RYrlXc

>> No.10268362

>>10266233
>>10267350
>>10267355
>>10267951
>>10268355
see>>10262254

>> No.10268366

>>10268362
see>>10266233
woops

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>>10262201

>> No.10268761

This thread is so depressing.

I want to die now.

>> No.10268780

>>10263211
You'd probably be the same way if you were him.

>> No.10270390

>>10262201
>Buzzcut hair
>get on a bigger amount of test (blast and cruse baby)
>grow a bear (should work now, since dat there test
>get a nice pair of fitting glasses, some moscots or some shit

and in case he has some money to spare
nose surgery

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>>10268780
LMFAO I come to /fa/ for the first time to see what this place is all about.

Recently saw someone post this retard's video on /fit/, this guy is a pathetic, negative fucking loser. He'd literally rather stay sad than do anything to better himself

>inb4 why should i have to better myself?
>why do men have to work hard to demonstrate value to women
>thinking this is some great struggle that only he understands
>not realizing men have been competing to fuck bitches since the dawn of literal fucking time
>not wanting to play the fucking game like everyone else in the world (excluding homosexuals of course, but you catch my drift.)

If you want something GET OUT THERE AND FUCKING PROVE IT

>> No.10270712

>>10263477
I smoke before bed most of the time and I have noticed I feel kind of groggy but it's really the best time for me to smoke. No responsibilities or people i need to deal with and it helps me relax and enjoy late night you tubing a bit more.

WHat do

>> No.10270831

>>10266826
I didn't draw this, v nice to who did tho

>> No.10270862

>>10263124
This kid deserves no sympathy

>> No.10270876

>>10267465
>only 45 guys total

>> No.10270883

>>10270463
stfu Eggman went on /fit/ before /r9k/ and still nothing changed.

You don't get how it feels like to be a literal 0/10

just beee yurself :>]

>> No.10270937

>>10263097
this mofo lookk like dars vader

>> No.10270951

>>10263124
Literally a living meme

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>>10262201
BREAKING NEWS: Egg man's son is found in my recommended friends on facebook

>> No.10271101

>>10265147
seriously. He really does.

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>>10262201

>> No.10271130

>>10262459
Nothig

>> No.10271138

>>10262201
Care for your skin more

>> No.10272362

>>10270876
yes even this number is ridiculous, hence why my original point a couple of posts prior was that chicks really don't fuck the number of guys either egg man or >>10266005 think they do! but my point still stands that even if girls fuck the ludicrous figure of 15 different guys a year for the 3 years of college = 45 guys, that's still less than the even more ridiculous claim of 100s as claimed by eggman