/fa/ - Fashion

>>10186343
>being this distorted from reality
bet u wank off to ricks pics b4 going to bed

the obvious megastore streetwear brands

brand-oriented streetwear in general

shitty loud plaid or stripes

'vape mods'

floral

'funny' graphic tees

these are all pretty obvious though

>uses the phrase "daddy issues"
>has a tattoo but doesn't fuq with girls w tattoos
>likes pop punk only
>doesn't fuq with LUSH

>>10186372

>>10186343
Fuck I was about to cop some SS to go with my non /fa/ fit

Washed jeans aren't /fa/ right?

Can some one help a lost anon decide and choose a good alternative pair of shoes? I was thinking CRT 3hunnid but Idk

>>10186372
Lush, the shoegaze band?

>>10186359

Topknot
Browses pol or red pill

>>10186404
wear what you want and stop dressing for the internet

>>10186359
Underrated post. This is actually a pretty good list. Don't end up like this.

stans are good you cuck, they're only meme shoes on here.

>>10186359
Good list, I would amend it with

>wears ANY brand of ill fitting dad jeans
>obnoxious beards
>ANY visible tattoos or piercings
>khaki anything
>cargo shorts
>conspicuously branded polo shirts

>under 6'0"
>wears skinny jeans
>wears running shoes while not running
>receding hairline
>acne scarrs
>has dated less than 10 girls prior to meeting
>wears hats unironically
>drives an american or low end jap/euro car
>doesnt know how to cook
>tells girls that they look better without makeup
>has less than 30 contacts in their phone
>likes their sandwiches toasted
>has more than 5 living relatives
>generic last name
>isnt left handed or ambidextrous
>doesnt have strong opinions on anything
>brown/dark eyes
>wants kids

>>10186444

checked

i was thinking about putting dad jeans and cargo shorts on it, but i can generally let them slide because they can just show a lack of effort

for a red flag to me i think it should show that effort was put into something bad

whereas just dressing badly just means they don't care

i'd say there are probably a few acceptable generally visible places for piercing and tattoos but they've gotta be easily hidden for professional clothes

>>10186450

some of these are just jokes or autism

really a toasted sandwich prejudice

actual girl here

>pale
>skeleton
>too /fit/
>only wears black
>boring personality
>long hair
>says fam
>extremely skinny jeans/jeggings
>chelsea boots
>the slp look in general
>checks phone every two minutes
>/pol/ mentality

>>10186450
>tfw have only dated 3 girls and i like my sandwiches toasted

how are you meant to enjoy a chicken and sweet potato focaccia cold!!?!?

>>10186404
Have you actually seen any of the /fa/ meetup pictures? You'll realise why none of them are a fan of SS and why most of /fa/ are autistic, non effay retards.

>not getting ss because of /fa/
>being this insecure

>>10186473
L E E D S
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>>10186473
What is classed as too /fit/?

Auschwitz mode?

Cropped trousers look good and I'm skelly so get the fuck off of muh dick cuckboy

>>10186473
>pale √
>skeleton √
>too /fit/
>only wears black √
>boring personality
>long hair
>says fam √
>extremely skinny jeans/jeggings √
>chelsea boots √
>the slp look in general √
>checks phone every two minutes √
>/pol/ mentality

What are you doing saturday?

>>10186450
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Consider suicide you feminist nigger whore

wtf is beard culture?

>>10186450
dis me

>>10186473
I bet you're ugly

>>10186487
do you really want me to cook for u though

like really tho

>>10186473

this is pretty good overall

i think chelsea boots can work though, with either more formal fits or jeans which break over them

but the h-core slp look especially in the wrong circumstance is basically a dead giveaway of narcissism and arrogance, like a girl who wears stilettos to casual gatherings and is put off by everything

>>10186476
M8 those kids are worse.

Also where can I meet them up so I can fuck up their pictures or prank them by dropping slime on there $600+ Geos

>>10186450
ur a fuckin sperg if u care about any of this shit.

Except the height thing, thats valid

>>10186488

basically reddit and 2008 hipsters

/r/wicked_edge

r/beards

r/beardtalk

basically shaving and beard care enthusiasts, generally insecure about their masculinity

>>10186450
why do you visit fa if you dislike fa people so much

>>10186353
how can a adventure be both little and big?

>>10186496
The only thing women contribute to a relationship are their holes and cooking, you not loved abortion

>>10186473
Pretty valid complaints I guess.
Fuck you though, I can't help being pale. It's either this or sunburned.

>>10186343

This is actually pretty spot on tbh.

>>10186359

This too.

Stan Smiths are the Windsor Smiths of sneakers. Just avoid shoes with Smith in them otherwise you are basic.

>likes anime
>is not white

>turn off
not attractive

>turn on
attractive

>>10186450

>>under 6'0" - N
>>wears skinny jeans - Y
>>wears running shoes while not running - N
>>receding hairline - N
>>acne scarrs - N
>>has dated less than 10 girls prior to meeting - Y
>>wears hats unironically - N
>>drives an american or low end jap/euro car - N
>>doesnt know how to cook - N
>>tells girls that they look better without makeup - N
>>has less than 30 contacts in their phone - N
>>likes their sandwiches toasted - N
>>has more than 5 living relatives - Y
>>generic last name - Y
>>isnt left handed or ambidextrous - Y
>>doesnt have strong opinions on anything - N
>>brown/dark eyes - Y
>>wants kids - N

>>10186473

>pale - N
>skeleton - Y
>too /fit/ - N
>only wears black - Y
>boring personality - N
>long hair - N
>says fam - N
>extremely skinny jeans/jeggings - N
>chelsea boots - N
>the slp look in general - N
>checks phone every two minutes - 10 minutes
>/pol/ mentality - N

>Sees fashion as a means to an end (Getting girls, popularity, etc)
>No discernible fashion knowledge outside of common trends and internet hype
>Self esteem or confidence based on retail worth of clothing
>Sense of entitlement or classism stemming from perceived fashion sense, feels richer or superior to others even if actual income is low or moderate
>Makes life decisions based on superficial fashion ideals that aren't in line with actual lifestyle or income level (buying attractive but uncomfortable furniture, goes to parties or shows that they don't enjoy to appear more fashionable, hangs out with peers they don't like for same, smokes to look cool)
>Controls behavior in uncharacteristic or unnatural ways in order to achieve an idealized personality (talking less than they want, going out of their way to appear stoic or aloof, essentially imitating gosling shit)
>Possessions are rated based on fashionability rather than function (headphones, vehicle, bedding/furniture)
>Constantly follows trends while in denial about it, argues about being ahead of the curve
>Buys fake stuff or settles for lower quality alternatives, then deals with resulting feelings of inferiority by making nonsense arguments that their items are equal or better based off of emotional or anecdotal evidence

>>10186587
i think this goes for both genders brah

>>10186587
None of these. So pretty good I guess.

>>10186450

>likes someone who can cook
>doesn't like their sandwiches toasted

why would anyone cook anything for you when you clearly have shit taste?

>>10186473
>says fam

shuffle off tbh

>>10186404
u look like a poor student who doesn't care about how he looks

This takes the boyfriend application to a whole new level. Remember to submit your résumé, cover letter, and reference sheet. 2 years shared-living experience required.

> Doest not speaketh using fusty English.

Push off, pleb.

>>10186587
To add:
>No discernible hobbies or interests outside of fashion or fashion related topics, unable to contribute meaningfully to general topics
>Spends a lot of time looking bored, stares at phone a lot in lieu of being able to engage with people
>Body and diet aren't managed based on any kind of medical standard, preferring to adhere to trendy fashion shit ('only cigarettes and coffee for breakfest teehee so fashun')
>No real diverse group of friends, few friends they do have are all cheap parodies of eachother, everyone parrots the same opinions back at eachother and reaffirm small-minded beliefs
>No substantial long term goals, stuck in a rut

>>10186597
Yeah fair, but still applies regardless

>>10186487
source of vid?

>>10186343
>BROWSES 4CHAN
>NOT SMART
>BELIVES IN WIKI AND BLOGS
>DOES NOT LOOK ANDROGYNOUS
>NOT EXTROVERTED
>NOT MUSIC ORIENTED
>CLOSE MINDED
>DRESS LIKE LIKE A QUEER
>ACTS LIKE A SWAGFAG
>UGLY
>TOO SKINNY
>LIKES IT IN THE ASS

>>10186487
>doesn't know how to cook
>probably wants their gf to cook for them

confirmed man child
sound like you prefer a mother and not a
partner

>>10186652
>UGLY
repulsive gorilla woman wants an attractive man

wew lad

>>10186487

god damn gooks

>>10186587

>le i dress 4 muhself meme

you must be literally retarded to actually believe this

>>10186343

bitch this is like 85% of the male population
especially since the HY is just a new word for that hair standard for guys since the 1960's
>beard culture
what?

>>10186669
i don't think the hy was popular in the '60s
or '70s, '80s, '90s for that matter. maybe the '50s.

>>10186653
m'lady

>>10186674
you mean short sides and a long top?
yeah man that has never been fashionable aside form literal nazi's and the 21'st century

doesn't work for a fortune 500 company

didn't go to ivy league college

less than 6ft

owns a car worth less than $20k

doesn't live in high end apartment

has a weak chin

>>10186450
>under 6'0" N
>wears skinny jeans N
>wears running shoes while not running N
>receding hairline N
>acne scarrs Y
>has dated less than 10 girls prior to meeting Y
>wears hats unironically Y
>drives an american or low end jap/euro car Y
>doesnt know how to cook Y
>tells girls that they look better without makeup N
>has less than 30 contacts in their phone N
>likes their sandwiches toasted N
>has more than 5 living relatives Y
>generic last name N
>isnt left handed or ambidextrous N
>doesnt have strong opinions on anything N
>brown/dark eyes Y
>wants kids N

tfw 11/18 are no
tfw my /fa/ crush finds me appalling.

how the fuck am i gonna go on?

>>10186662
>thinking more or better people will like you just because of how you dress

- under 6ft
- not rich
- ugly

it's that simple

>>10186661
Im not repulsive neither do i look like a gorilla, i dont even look like whats in the imgur. I can give you a good example of what i look like in hd. let me see..

btw weew lad is a forced meme, confirmed /b/ faggot.

>>10186487
w-what's the background on this? i've never really gotten upset over anything on here, but this makes me livid.

>tfw gook :(

>>10186690

>missing the point

confirmed retarded

>>10186669
Beard culture is just the newest social trend for people looking to reaffirm their fragile masculinity, like the whole "bacon everything" craze before it

Basically all of those people who's personality, look, or topics of conversation revolve around or somehow come back to beards. Considers all things manly to somehow involve beards.

pic related, dumbass beard culture humor

>>10186343
what kind of meme war shit is this
how mad do you have to be to start a thread like this tbh smh fam

>>10186692
also, if only one of them applies but the other two don't it's cool

manlet but rich and handsome
poor but tall and handsome
ugly but tall and rich

>>10186707
>has no discernible point or logic
Confirmed fatass tumblrina

>>10186450
>tfw your /fa/ crush posted her face on /soc/

all crushes die hard m8s

>>10186661
yeah i found it, okay so i look like Lineisy Montero

>more than 5 fingers
>less than 12 toes
>wears any clothing whatsoever
>doesn't exercise his right to vote
>recycles half heartedly
>loves the architecture of mies van der rohe
>only plays the harpsichord

>>10186721

nice projection lad

you're still dumb enough to believe that fashion and looks are for yourself only though

>>10186746
>have no argument
>use /v/eddit buzzword of the month; projection/fallacy fallacy/ad hom
kill urself my man

>>10186676
You're broken

>>10186760

i want all of you fucking retards to tell how can you believe that you actually dress for yourselves

>>10186746
>not knowing what projection means

Now you're the one who's missing the point. I never said fashion and looks are only for yourself, I said "sees fashion as a means to and end" eg their whole look is defined by what they think people will like or will get you the best "results"

>>10186772
can you form an actual sentence next time

>>10186774

yeah, and you do that too

thats why you post here and on the waywt

Why does reddit ruin everything. :(

>>10186789

>why do people ruin everything

>>10186650
>>10186702
The anon that posted it doesn't know. He just has it saved for shock value and hoping to instill feelings of despair in whoever watches it when posted.

You won't be able to ever help the child, or assault the man who committed the act, or console the family. Just accept it, get off of 4chan, and enjoy your weekend.

>>10186789
you ruin everything, ape woman

>>10186782
Now who's projecting lad

>>10186815

hypocrite

>>10186450

what's wrong with saying girls look better without make up
>girls willingly cover their faces in poison and blame men for feeling they need to do so

>>10186661
You don't look like her at all.

>>10186798
It's China you fuckin' moron nobody fuckin' cares

A human life is nothing worth there

>>10186789
You don't look like Lineisy Montero at all. ***

>>10186343
I would never stans
I totally have a top knot (I don't knot it actually, I have curly hair so it's just a big puff)
I have a beard but I don't know what beard culture is
I like sports
I regular the gym but this is recent, I'm a fatass

>>10186840
Girls like wearing makeup. Has nothing to do with what guys want.

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>>10186782

>More than one tattoo
She could have a 10/10 face and body but if she had a sleeve or God forbid, a tattoo on her stomach or thigh(s) I would be v turned off
>Bad taste in music
>bad breath
>overly into video games or anime/manga
>dresses like her mum stopped buying her clothes when she was 14
>fat arms
>over a size 12

>>10186865
Yes I do, if I put things into detail i can easily be spotted. But I look just like her, that imgur does not show what i actually look like..

>>10186872
but tumblr told me men force women to wear it to control and oppress them via any aspects of their appearance

>>10186863
Get off of 4chan my friend. Go be social, talk to your friends. You're too angry over nothing.

>>10186732
Are you a writer for clickhole?

>>10186450
>5'11
>They are slim
>I do wear Cortezs
>Bad genes sorry sis
>no acne
>no girls
>no hats
>no car
>no cook
>Not exactly, I qualify a girl by how she looks without makeup
>I have more, despite myself
>This depends on the ingredients
>I have a big family
>It's a little exotic
>Ambidextrous
>Quite Opinionated
>Blue/green
>haven't decided

>>10186872

the same shit as >i dress for myself

you wear makeup for others, not because you like wearing it

>>10186473
>not
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>no

>>10186872

>you wear make up for yourself
oh yeah let me just spend a bunch of time putting things uncomfortably close to my eye, covering my face in skin destroying poison, just for myself!

>>10186896

nobody on /fa/ is in denial about >wearing clothes for yourself
but apparently girls can't accept that they wear make up for others

>>10186908
if you're going to suggest that then it's only fair that you admit you wear clothes to impress other people

>>10186872
cool, I get this, I also get that girls often have crippling self-image issues, which is likely due to how they feel they look without make up, which is a product of wearing make up so much of their lives

please don't wear make up, save your skin young

>>10186917
not him but what the fuck are you talking about

>>10186920
i dont wear makeup :/

>>10186917
this isn't even in contest you stupid bitch

>>10186343
there;s literally nothing wrong with stans

i see more normies wearing superstars anyway

>>10186926
we can tell

>>10186926
I was addressing the point, not you, but cool why would I know that?

>>10186933
why would i ruin my swan like silhouette and model tier facial features :))

>>10186726
post face or fuck off nigger

>>10186732

i'm into surrealism let's date

>>10186896
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>>10186916

I think you guys are confused. Girls like wearing makeup because it increases their self confidence and helps them act more "like themselves". There are probably girls who think makeup itself is attractive, but I think they are the minority.

It's like if you got on a terrible fit from kohl's. You're probably gonna be less comfortable then if you were wearing a sick fit. Other people probably don't give a fuck about your clothes, but it probably changes the way you hold yourself around people.

Girls won't stop wearing makeup even if they're dating someone, because the point isn't to necessarily attract people. Just like you wouldn't stop copping sick fits just because you're in a relationship.

>>10186941
no cam, sorry bro.

>>10186343
w2c this jacket or similar?

>>10186732
i recycle full heartedly

will u b my gf

>>10186343
>doesn't study anatomy and biomechanics daily to address posture
>hasn't read kant's third critique
>believes in free will
>drinks alcohol
>doesn't follow a balanced diet and rigorous excercise routine
>thinks theres meaning in life
>follows any popular culture or social media which influences directly or indirectly in his opinions, views or believes
>is afflicted by peer pressure

>>10186946
why can't they just not wear make up
>it makes them feel good
why?

Are hairy legs effay or red flag?

For girls:
>Colored hair (The type that wants to stand out)
>Choker
>Indie tattoos
>Shitload of makeup
>Fat ass
>Skeleton
>Knee socks
>Social media fucktard/sheep
>Daddy/Ex-BF issues

>>10186994
because they have egos too

and theirs are sourced from men stares

>>10186879
Timestamp

>>10187019
>egos
so just lose them

>>10187029
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>tfw girls have it so much easier than guys

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you guys are all fucking faggots
>ITT: lets talk about all of the guys we're jealous of

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>>10186450
>>pale
>>skeleton
>>too /fit/
>>only wears black
>>boring personality
>>long hair
>>says fam

you literally just listed a bunch of random shit. congratulations

>>10187081

>Have you ever been so butthurt as to link every post in a thread?

>>10186496
>>10186533

>White women
>cook

>White people
>cook

absolutely fucking hilarious mate

>Interests self in mens rights/woman's rights social "activism"
>Opinions/conversation topics come from Reddit,Tumblr, 4chan, or Twitter
>Tattoo's
>Trash talking ex gf or bf
>Can't cook
>Treats parents and elders poorly
>Vulgar and or Gross as a "Joke"
>Makes weed their identity
>Not passionate about anything
>Negative attitude
>Doesn't always look to better self

>>10187254
sometimes parents deserve to be treated poorly though
you sound like a normie anon

>>10186343
>super cuck
the fuck are those

>>10186712
Ahh, I can't wait for this shit to go, as someone who doesn't like traditional masculinity much at all but who's had a full beard since before he could really grow one.

I started as a teenager because I wanted to look like *Allen Ginsberg*, and I've kept it up for a number of reasons that have nothing to do with masculinity and a decent bit to do with general subversion.

And this fuccbois come along and try to make it a revanchist statement against cleanshaven dudes they perceive as effete when they're just playing the same masc game with newer gear.

>>10186653
TBH I find these threads weird and a little crass, but the "doesn't cook" thing I don't get, for any form of coupling.

Like why the hell would you want your partner to cook?

I mean, sure, useful skill, but I don't get why this one comes up so often, versus any other useful and potentially creative skill.

>>10187254
>make weed their identity

this so much.
after you're past the age of 16 it's just cringe

>uses the word cuck
>Australian
>teen
>no gf
>jerks to rick
>under 6ft
>no muscle tone

not comprehensive but w/e

Beards
Beanies
Fitted caps
Panel caps
No socks/ no show socks
Pattern socks
White socks
Black Socks
Roshes
Clarkes
RAF
Rick Owens
HBA
Button down shirts - plaid
Hitler youth
Huaraches
Bomber Jackets
Cropped Jeans
Cropped Pants
Uncropped pants
Rolled Pants
Pin roll Anything
Bikes
Drives a car
Posts on the internet
Has a facebook
Is Skinny
Is Fat
Is Muscular
Height below 5’9”
Smokes
Uses the imperial system
Speaks only English
Has a British or American accent

>reads more than 3 nonfiction books per month
>doesn't know his horoscope
>believes the moon landing was real
>drinks skim milk
>adamantly believes 9/11 wasn't an inside job
>wears size 11+ converse

>>10187841

So you like date machines

>>10186450
Oh lord I'd love to see what you look like, I could do with a good laugh. Your list itself is the only red flag. pls pls pls be b8

>>10186473
reasonable

>>10186475
mentally I'll bitches have poor taste don't worry bby

>>10186547
fuck all this racism

>>10186652
lol right

>>10186732
still more reasonable than >>10186450

>>10186984
lol

>>10187254
pretty reasonable

>>10187841
lol

>>10186473

>Not liking the SLP look

Kill yourself my man


To add onto the list:

>Wears Aeropostale
>Dresses in Weebcore
>Browses Reddit/Tumblr/4chan

>>10186450
>>10187879
Nvm just saw you in the faces of fa thread. Exactly what I expected, dyed hair septum piercing and all lmao. I'm so sorry you exist

>>10186872
>>10186815
>>10187841

i bet all of you have cobwebs in your vagina, sounds like the lot of you fucked countless guys then "rebelled" against society and probably got clit rings and sleeve tattoos to stand out

nice, i'm literally laughing at all of you. i'm a fucking 10/10 adonis i followed in zyzz's footsteps and how does it feel to know that you could pull down your pants and bend over and i probably wouldn't take my eyes off of reading the wall street journal eyeing the financial markets since im rich and because i'd already be tired of you. you would have to pay me sums of money to have sex with you. and even though, i don't know how much it would take without really looking through into the hideous soul of the slut i'd be fucking.

my standards are far too high for serf females you have to be royalty for me to even look at you a second time.

>>10187081
>waah girls don't like my mid 2014 dressed by the internet aesthetic

delicious melancholy

>>10187956
sleep tight
pupper

>>10187841
I hope you and your hand have a good time

>>10186587
>Self esteem or confidence based on retail worth of clothing
>Buys fake stuff or settles for lower quality alternatives, then deals with resulting feelings of inferiority by making nonsense arguments that their items are equal or better based off of emotional or anecdotal evidence

ironing

>>10187858
kek

>>10187956
Sleep
tight
pupper

>>10187254
this is probably the best and most reasonable sumup

>>10186450

damn I can feel the high maintenance from here sheesh

is it effay to be gay or straight?

also what's up with not liking cropped pants?


shits perfect for hot weather

>>10188870
neither

i like to pinroll my jeans when i wear low sneakers/running shoes

am i fashionable or am i just a piece of shit and better of just hanging myself with a belt in my closet

>>10186587
you sound poor
I don't like poor people

>>10188896
i do that too tbh
we'll be alright

>>10186450
>implying having a record of dating 10+ girls is /fa/

lol, like having to have an arbitrary relation to someone is more /fa/ than doing what the fuck you want with people who have a likeminded attitude, and only very selectively dating

people who collect boy/girlfriends--you know, the person who says 'oh, that's my ex' after every third person gets brought up--are not /fa/

if bait 7/10

>>10187956
sleep
tight pupper

>>10186587
>Sees fashion as a means to an end (Getting girls, popularity, etc)
theres literally nothing wrong with this, as long as you admit it. dressing decent has social benefits. you can buy a gun for self defense and not be into /k/. you can buy a bike for transportation without being into cycling.

>>10186404

oh haha! I see what you did! you are wearing running shoes, but you can't possibly be out for a run because you have jeans on!

just when I thought i vommed my fill on this board, literal human cancer like you rises to the occasion.

>>10188939

this.

people who jump from relationship to relationship are fucking crazy

its like they NEED to be with someone, anyone

>>10186450
>6'2"
>Skinny jeans only in certain outfits bc muh quads
>Its not okay to wear frees while not running?
>hair everywhere
>acutane while in highschool so one pimple per year
>dated 20+ and have had sex with 15+
>who the fuck wears hats
>not driving toyota for master race fuel efficiency
>not knowing how to cook
>girls look like trash period
>not importing social network contacts
>50/50
>20+ relatives alive (wow do you have shit genetics or some shit???)
>Irish as fuck last name
>Ambi master race
>I gave enough of a fuck to respond to this bait
>Blue eyes. If you're anything else you should kill yourself.
>No kids until im making at least 200k

what an ebin baitt!!! :^)

>doesn't listen to techno

>>10187956
reppup thgit peels

>>10189172
>implying girls listen to techno

>>10186587
>/fa/

>>10187867
kek

>>10187956
sleep taut pupper

>likes sports

Yeah nah

>>10186444
Philistine.

>>10189773
>not being into sports, the arts AND fashion

p l e b e i a n

>HY
>Dadcore/Preppy/Sprezzatura
>Unkempt beards
>Skinny jeans
>Clothes that are too tight
It's 2015 people. Give it a rest.

>>10187254
So much this. For any gender. For me though, maybe not the tattoo or cooking thing in practice. If they can articulate why they have a tattoo, or just literally don't give a fuck, and the tattoo aren't extremely lame, then I don't care. Cooking is only an issue to me if they can't and *won't* learn how to cook. Being shit but trying to get better is at least admirable. I also can't stand whiners; people who complain but literally do nothing to fix what is bothering them.

>he shits on brands (I. E., Converse) he used to wear in the recent past
>he shits on specific styles (I. E., "dad core") that he used to dress in before 'maturing' his style (aka, being told how to dress by the internet)
>he shits on guys who have beards because he himself cannot grow facial hair / his facial hair is patchy and unappealing

So, red flag for roughly 95% of /fa/.

>>10186343
>is /fit/
pfffffuck you

>>10186359
i sometimes wear a floral 5-panel
should i kill myself right now

So if HY's are lame, what kind of haircut do you have OP?

>>10189801
>not being into a little bit of everything

Turbopleb

>>10187956
sleep tight, pupper

>>10186652
I agree with most of this except taking it in the ass. thats the whole point

>>10186946
thank you for this extremely intelligent post

unfortunately, your valid point will be completely lost due to the extreme stupidity level of your average summer poster

>>10186343
wears cropped trousers seems a little out of line with the others

>>10186450
not gonna pick out the amount of retarded things in this post. stop impersonating a girl and go outside

>>10186450

did you have a stroke halfway through the post?

everything after the cooking thing is borderline retarded

>>10186450
>>likes their sandwiches toasted
FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT

> over 6 feet
> no male relatives under 5'10 (cousins, uncles, siblings)
> six figure salary
> 50,000 car minimum (no entry level german cars)
> has never pooped his pants once in his life because that is embarrassing
> was never fat as a kid because that leads to terrible complexes down the road
> doesnt fart (what are you, 5 years old?)
> doesnt watch anime
> physically active
> no beta tendencies
> iq over 125 minimum
> white
> blue or green eyes
> no more than 3 serious gfs
> slept with no more than 10 girls but more than 2
> no converse, stan smith, uniqlo, comme de garcon in his wardrobe
> no acne scars, pimples, warts, etc.
> penis at least 7 inches
> parents must live in a million dollar house at least
> doesnt own any streetwear

>>10190248
>> over 6 feet
>tfw 5'11
>> no male relatives under 5'10 (cousins, uncles, siblings)
>I think so idk
>> six figure salary
>Ya
>> 50,000 car minimum (no entry level german cars)
> own 2 60k+ bmws
>> has never pooped his pants once in his life because that is embarrassing
>That's unfair kindegarten was hard times
>> was never fat as a kid because that leads to terrible complexes down the road
>ok
>> doesnt fart (what are you, 5 years old?)
>of course not
>> doesnt watch anime
>on the low
>> physically active
>I guess bb
>> no beta tendencies
>y..you tell me...
>> iq over 125 minimum
>prob
>> white
>nah
>> blue or green eyes
>no :(
>> no more than 3 serious gfs
> only 2 bb
>> slept with no more than 10 girls but more than 2

>> no converse, stan smith, uniqlo, comme de garcon in his wardrobe
>got some uniqlo but noone gotta know
>> no acne scars, pimples, warts, etc.
>no
>> penis at least 7 inches
>Gotta see for yourself ;)
>> parents must live in a million dollar house at least
>Nah my parents are modest livin
>> doesnt own any streetwear
>Depends.

Marry me pls

>>10189921

if it's subtle and doesn't have considerable branding it can be acceptable

main deal is like soopreme floral tees or hoodies are just bad

Real live female here

>boat shoes
>chubbies
>flip flops
>hot topic tier band tees
>vans
>likes the wonder years
>says 4chan things like "pleb" out loud
>asks girls to dress down/cover up when going out
>republican

>>10186411
No the soap company

>>10191063
isnt pleb like a really common word nowadays? I hear it everywhere. you must not go out a lot lol