/fa/ - Fashion

Sleep is for the dead.

>>10107849
If thats your reason then i feel you have some serious self esteem issues

>>10107849
>sleeping alone
i sleep curled up against my wifey every night, something you virgins would no nothing about :^]

Fourth on top row, dominant as fook.

I never sleep, because sleep is the cousin of death.

the definitive list - post competing lists and discuss merits of the list
post this list to tumblr as "/fa/'s guide to sleeping cool"

>>10107849
The recovery position is the best one. The lateral security position? I don't know the english name.

>>10107859
>implying

Any way, long as you keep from passing the putrid gasses. I think that's what kept me single :(

>>10108159
That's a very silly reason to avoid relationships. If you have a cat or dog, then you are probably used to the smell of its poop and still love it, don't you?

>>10108164
Yeah, but pets are innocent. Humans are disgusting creatures.

>>10108171

Fuck off dirty smelly little jew :)

>>10108159
>>10108171
sleeping with a pet is way more disgusting

i've slept with my gf of 5 years plenty of times, have never heard her fart or smelled or heard her poop. she always smells like roses

funny thing she also doesn't mind giving me head right when we wake up because i'm cut and don't build up that nasty smegma/dick cheese in my sleep

>>10108207
>have never heard her fart or smelled or heard her poop

Too fat. Otherwise, I pity you. That relationship sounds pretty strenuous and disingenuous, tbh. All people fart in their sleep, btw.

>>10107985
Do you have a snoring fetish?

now this is just funny

>>10107985
I sleep like 15, definitely not /fa/ at all

>>10107849
with a sex partner you fucking retard

>>10107985
>tfw 18
should I end myself /fa/?

Mix between 2 and 3 depending on the night, probably more 3.

Sleeping alone is the best!! haha...

>>10107877
>wife

lol

>>10107849
next to a girl

>>10109071
Only if your pillow has a chinese cartoon printed on it.

I sleep with one knee bent upward.

>>10107849
Next to YOUR girl. ;)

>tuck blanket under feet, enveloping me completely
>fart
>smells like death

how the fuck do people in relationships sleep in the same bed?

>>10108220
lmao do you love blemishes?

gotta be on your back for qts to lay up on your chest g

>>10108207
what does smega cheese smell/taste like? which partner had this? its not a problem for me tbh

People saying all this shit about sleeping with a girl

Whenever I sleep with my girl I get the shittest nights sleep possible

>dont like her matress
>dont like her pillows
>dont like her bedsheets
>dont like her duvet
>shes like a fucking radiator and I like to be subarctic when I sleep

And when shes in my bed she just heats the motherfucker up so I get no sleep

upside down in your closet like a vampire bat

extra points if you wear a cape

>>10109315

By accepting the other for the person and human they are, positives and negatives.

>>10107985
Is crying myself to sleep in position 21 effay?

>>10110240
Nah a modified version of 8 is better for that

Source: me

>>10110234
you mean like either a bat or a vampire right?

>>10107985
enjoy the master race list.

>>10107849
>sleeping
>/fa/
Seriously pick one

>>10110252
>corpsemode as no 1
dude its pretty high but not no 1 - surely you think 3 is better? idk I like how high 6 ranks - thats a position I underated in the original version

shit I forgot the most /fa/ way to sleep with a woman is top and tailing
>easy 69
>feet in face
>no heat
>legs don't hate being hugged
>the noise/light from her phone is far away

>>10107985
>tfw sleep like 18-19

I pretend the pillow is the girl I'm in love with

Fuck me

>>10110347
dw dude me too
>even when my gf is in bed

>>10110246
there was supposed to be a / I put a space instead

>>10110347

>>10110218
this post is so fucking cute

>>10110218
iktf bro
Then I get shit for being unaffectionate. I just want to sleep damnit ;_;

>>10110347
i sleep like 18 to 19, but that's just to stop my knees from touching while i sleep