/fa/ - Fashion

Happens to me regularly tbh

>>10066234
>tfw so attractive you turn straight men gay at an unheard of rate

>lady says you're handsome enough to live in NYC.
What does that mean?

>starting to think the reason I don't have a gf is because I'm so goodlooking it's intimidating

who /narcissism/ here

>>10066256
Me but have a gf

>>10066256
you mean there's other reasons?

Been kissed by random gay dudes on the street
Had some college fashion student take my picture because I was well dressed

fags

>tfw no confidence and social anxiety so no matter what I wear I still feel uncomfortable or unfa

>>10066500
Fuck i get hit on by gay guys all the time :/ theyre so forward.

tfw youre so meticulous about your clothing and apperance that people assume you're attracted to the same sex

>Make a fat cashier become a stumbling stuttering mess when i was buying my groceries

>tfw only have good /fa/ related feels
>all bad feels come from everything else in life
being into /fa/ is the only happiness I have.

>>10066234
>gay men approach me all the time
>women i talk to give me their numbers when i just want to be their friend
>awkwardly dropping "my girlfriend" into conversation so as not to lead anyone on
>some persist anyway and i have to cut off contact

i am fine to have these problems. i think im gonna break up with my gf and see if i can get a harem going though

>>10066643
If what you say is true, why not just talk to your gf about cucking her before you simply break it off?

anyone gunna post actual faces

>lost a bunch of weight after turning 12, started caring about not being a fatass
>some flaming Mexican kid at summer camp that year had a crush on me
>sitting, eating lunch
>he sneaks up behind me and starts whispering sweet nothings into my ear in tacospeak
>can hear Hillary Duff playing on his headphones
>get in trouble for stabbing him in the ear with a baby carrot

>long hair so nice that people behind you think you're a female
The amount of times I get my arse grabbed on the tube or in a crowd is beyond a joke

>tfw you're so ugly your own parents are ashamed of it
>tfw thats the reason y my parents rarely care about me
>tfw feeling neglected
>mfw i showed her a pic and she said she was so beautiful she must be proud
>tfw straight up told me i was ugly right then and there

so many feels...

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE PICTURES FOR CONFIRMATION. THANKS

YOU CANT HIDE BEHIND THAT SCREEN FOREVER

>>10066256
this tbh, I mask my insecurities with overconfident body language and I think girls find me intimidating

>>10066682
Did he survive?

>>10066703
So get big and go thor mode. Except that won't work because you're woman height.

>be the child of two white people from russia
>tfw I end up looking like a shitskin
>tfw can't grow a full beard and look like someone who can't be let onto a plane when I try
>tfw qt indian grills reject me for looking too much like one of their own
>tfw super dry elbows
I want to get off

>>10066739

Yeah. I'm high strung and don't like being snuck up on. He just avoided me after that.

>>10066749
>be the child of two white people from russia
>tfw I end up looking like a shitskin
I have bad news for you: your mom is a whore and your dad is a cuck.

>>10066749
>>tfw super dry elbows
was that really important?

>>10066771
I'm self-conscious about it so yes

>>10066757
I meant the carrot.

>tfw zit on my chin

>>10066749
bullshit, post pic

>>10066771
Dark skinned people get very visibly ashy when their skin is dry.

>>10066799
>>10066775
use lotion?

>>10066794
no bully

>>10066820
this is vital proof russians are not aryans.

>>10066780

No, it had hair and earwax on it. Good as dead.

I got a girl pregnant and I don't know what to do.

She's very conservative so she doesn't want to take any contraceptive or abortive measures.

I'm not to fond of the option of abortion as well.

I'm really hoping that the baby turns out half-nigger, which means I was cucked, but then it wouldn't be my child.

The problem is: most conservative girls don't fuck niggers.

>>10066832
I should have clarified that they're white jewish russians, not white "russian" russians. My askenazi friends could pass for white w/o any trouble at all.

>>10066820
You're insecure
Don't know what for
You're turning heads when you walk through the door

Don't need make up
To cover up
Being the way that you are is enough
Everyone else in the room can see it
Everyone else but you

Baby you light up my world like nobody else
The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed
But you when smile at the ground it aint hard to tell
You don't know
You don't know you're beautiful
If only you saw what I can see
You'll understand why I want you so desperately
Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe
You don't know
You don't know you're beautiful
Oh oh
But that's what makes you beautiful

>>10066848
gaaayyyyy

>>10066841
If she won't abort it, ur fukt.
Just own up to it and do what you have to.

>But anon I'm not ready to be a father
well you're a faggot, but do the right thing and pay for it at least and learn your fucking lesson.

Alternatively, agree to be a part of it's life minorly and help to raise it or something. Or just put it up for adoption I dunno,

>>10066881
I'll ask her if she's been sleeping around. If so, then I'll have some hope of it not being mine.

The reason why I suspect that she's a closet mudshark is because she was chatting with a black guy last month. You never know with these girls sometimes.

Grrrrr... This is what I get for not wrapping it up.

>>10066841
Hit mummy in the tummy if the hooker plays the dummy..

>getting drink
>people you're with are such a different social circle tthey have such shit taste they question who the fuck richboy is when you mention hime
>you realise you're with plebs but can't be with anyone better atm
>shitpost on /fa/ whatsapp and snapchat
jesus christ still drunk

>straight friends always joke about fucking me
>straight guys are always very touchy with me in general, joke about sex and me when they're comfortable enough (i never bring up the sex talk)
>i notice when girls drop spaghettis when talking to me
>still get ignored on hornet by 90% of guys

i deleted the app for feeling like shit ever since, but is fucking straight guys my only path?
pls help me /fa/ ;___;

>>10066841
Give her a lot of vitamin C

>>10066742
>6 feet
>woman hight
Andre pls go

>tfw ugly
>tfw so self-conscious and low self-esteem that i dont believe anyone when they tell me otherwise

i wish i was a dyel bro shit would be simpler.

>>10066250
so qt

Thank god I'm not the only one with some sort of sick complex

ITT sociopaths

>>10066986
then become a dyel bro, shit aint hard dude
don't let your dreams be dreams

>>10066915
tbh im jelly on the straight guy homoerotic banter.
count yourself lucky.

>>10066906
... Rich Boy as in:
Rich Boy sellin' crack
Fuck niggas wanna jack
Shit tight no slack
Just bought a Cadillac
?

>>10066986
let's be ugly together, anon

>>10066254
I'm no expert but I think she's trying to say you're handsome enough to live in NYC

>>10066736
Nui best girl

I'm extremely depressed and by clothes as a copping mechanism for how sad I am

>>10067350
Buy Dammit

>tfw keep molesting my female friend after we go out for a few drinks
>tfw not sure if it's welcomed or if it's rape

>>10066256
start taking initiation then

>>10066256
i feel the same man. im stuck with average girls because i have a really androgynous look.

>>10067392
post pics bb

>>10067382
it's obviously welcomed, the drunk sex = rape thing is complete horse shit, nothing wrong if you got drunk together, that's why girls get drunk with you

>>10067395
may not be the best pic. but hairs out of face and good lighting. i have like impeccable skin :P

>>10067401
pls shave that horrible thing on your face

>>10067395
now i dont have facial hair besides stubble.

love disconnected undercut

>>10067401
You're honestly decent looking but not super handsome man sorry

>>10067415
not having facial hair helps. :P

>tfw gay dudes keep asking for your number at work
>tfw it stopped after you stopped wearing skinny jeans
>tfw they still eye fuck you and smile knowingly
>tfw the customers say things like "you're always so well dressed" "you should be an actor on one of those soaps, you're attractive enough to be famous" "if you could sing or play an instrument you'd win Xfactor"

The last ones are all from creepy old men.

I have a gf damnit.

>>10067399
i once tried to have sex with her when we were both completely sober. after i came she told me that she wasn't sure she wants to do it again, that she only does it when she's drunk.

fuck.

>>10067350
ayyyy

>>10066234
At least people don't call you cute.

>>10066256
noooo, we know that it is our autism.

>>10066534

had a flaming gay guy chatting me up, smiling and laughing and touching my arm repeatedly. then he asked for my number, i told him no. he said why not, i said i'm not gay and therefore not interested.

he then tried to neg/guilt me, saying shit like "wow you're so fucking conceited you don't even know if i'm gay or not i'm just looking for people to hang out with."

he was literally trying PUA shit with me. i just lol'd and walked away. fucking creep, no means no. i shouldn't have even given him a reason though tbh.

another time this bear in the gay neighborhood growled at me.

People always comment on how I dress, and my jawline. Always my fucking jawline. It's so defined! So pronounced and sharp! Guys and girls alike, I guess it's a really great feature. Girls openly kiss and touch me at parties, and tend to gravitate toward me.

>used to be awkward skinny kid in glasses and bad fashion
>become used to girls who like those guys (ugly, desperate, etc)
>grow out of babby face
>get /fa/
>get better haircut and lose glasses
>0 to 100 real quick
>now better looking girls give me attention
>qt bb with slim frame and triple d tits wants me bad, calls me "babe" even tho we aren't dating, swats down other guys
>still only used to talking to retarded girls
>barely know how to do this

Is self-deprecation /fa/?

>>10067614
Ehh, it might help your self confidence a bit if you do it jokingly.

e.g: a big eared individual might jokingly say they're half elvish, a big nosed individual might joke about how they can smell stuff from another galaxy or some shit, etc.

It's a good way of allowing yourself to over come your ridiculous bullshit notions of how badly you think you might look which in turn gives you confidence which is just fine!

>>10067599
1. invite her over to watch netflix
2. have sex

>tfw pretty good perma-bags under eyes
>tfw not #pale enough to have that contrast
>tfw weak ass jaw game so I just look high all the time

>>10067701
eyo netflix and chill

I didn't realize everyone on /fa/ was a 10/10

I look like a retarded gargoyle

>>10066820
shitskin
you look like real life pepe

>>10067850
no, it's just the delusions of narcisists that think getting confirmation is the nr.1 priority in life

This thread is fucking hilarious. I knew that people were delusional about the level of their 'swag' but jesus christ, how can these high school kids be under the impression that they are fucking beautiful? Spoiler Alert: Your mom/grandma are lying.

>>10066793
HANG IN THERE BUDDY, U GONNA MAKE IT

>>10067899
Mr Doop-kun, glad to have you back

>>10067401
you're ugly

>>10066820
You are what Russians call a "Chechen."

>>10067963
:3

>Look average, probably
>pale, perma-bags, skinny & good height
>wide hips
>legs pretty wide & muscular, also super long
>unable to build proper relationships / friendships without getting overly attached
>depressed most of the time
>feel crazy anxious whenever someone comments on my look
:l

>>10066727
PICS. i'll be judge. What have you got to lose?

>Look good according to people
>Have a qtgf
>Live in a nice appartment with her in the historical part of a pretty big French city
>All is good
>tfw

>>10067401
You look like you have the potential to be a very beautiful woman.

>>10068138
>qtgf
she looks like a snapping turtle

>>10068138
What city may I ask anon ?

>>10068164
Lille

>>10068159
That's Michele Lamy

Are guys intimidated by tall women, or just don't find it attractive?

>>10068225
Insecure guys won't go with a taller woman.

>>10068225
What is tall? I'm just about average with 180cm, but if a girl is taller then I probably wouldn't go for her. Same height though? No problem.

>>10068225
Guys are intimidated by women taller than they are, usually with a few extra inches of buffer to allow for heels.
The only general exception to this is REALLY short guys who suffer from short man syndrome who will act like they aren't intimidated by taller (/every) women, even though they completely are.

Granted, it's less about being intimidated by the woman herself, It's more of a concern about what other people will think.

There's nothing wrong with tall women though, that's just neurotic guy shit. I'm looking for a new tall gf right now after exclusively dating <5'6" girls for years because that was one of 'my things', which I am now bored of.

>>10068235
I never understood dating a taller girl would be something to worry about until I do and she was uncomfortable as fuck and would never wear heels if I was around. That was really shitty for the both of us. Not eager to renew the experience, tho I'm probably more confident with myself now.

Also
>sex in the shower is impractical af

>>10068271
Lol, sex in the shower is basically ALWAYS impractical af, anon.

>>10068280
Well not really. Basically it's just like banging a chick against a wall, but if she's taller than you it's pretty impossible for obvious anatomical reasons.

>>10067242
IT'S NOT SATISFYING THO

>>10066881
>do the right thing

you mean giving that kid a shit life and giving anon a shit life ?

>>10068307
>tfw seducing drunk qt straight boys
>tfw wake up

>>10066250
Get on my level

>>10066841

>>10068326
did u guys fug
how do i get a qt straight bf

>>10068326
dam.

>>10068331
also this.

>>10068331
I'm straight, that's just my mate, have a gf tho

>>10067244
The one and only

>>10068324
it's them who are supposed to seduce you

>tfw you are actually sharing /fa/ with all those people who posted itt

>>10068370
oh r-right i forgot

>>10068386
and then you get pounded hardcore all night

>>10068404
OH

>>10066847
>jews
>white

>>10068404
anon pls

>>10068413
>>10068443
but then the walk of shame while leaving next morning
as i said it's not satisfying at all

>>10068506
I'd rather not take any pounding. I'm not a /fa/ qt.

Never will be. Not that kind of looking dude.
RIP.

>>10068520
RIP anon
>>10068506
tbh id go along with it walk of shame or not
idgaf

>>10068096
This is exactly what I would write minus the legs bit
Iktf anon

>>10068520
well i stopped fucking everything that went by my track anyway, 6 months still countin

>>10068525
but it's so depressing ;___;

Every stfu.

You all are ugly compared to me.

>>10066250

Teach me ur hair

>>10068563
at least our hair doesn't look like a bug chunk of chocolate mousse.

>>10068565

Just go to your Barber and ask for the Hitler Youth.

>>10068563
>tilting your head at an angle
>covering your face with your phone
Shitty jawline confirmed

>>10068563
>asian
nah lol

>>10068563
you will die at 30

>>10068292
>>10068280
Also water is a terrible lube. Try to fuck in the shower with a wet dick is like going in dry.

>>10068563
How can we confirm that when your hiding your face?

>>10068627

Something something shitty jawline.

K bruh

>>10068670
>that underbite

>>10066250
Idk he doesn't really look that pretty in this pic... There are better ones

>>10068608

Asking bout hair care. Not the cut.

>>10066820

Im sorry, your dad is not ur real dad, ur mom fucked a shitskin who paid her money (any russian women would have sex for money)

>>10068326
elliot rodger 10/10

>>10068670
Is this supposed to be good looking?
Fucking mongoloids.

>get compliments from girls/women how good looking I am
>yet get rejected by all the girls im interested in

>>10066234

>tfw girls cant resist me
>tfw the ones I like always have boyfriends
>tfw they cheat on their bfs without telling me they have one

>get contacted by a modelling agency
>do a photoshoot (profile, full body, catwalk, etc)
>they say they'll call me when a designer is interested in me
>never contacted again

>>10066820
Lose weight and you can b p qt
Sorry to say though your mom cuck'd your dad

>>10068737
They're being nice to you

>>10066841
>tfw deep down want to impregnate my gf
I want to do it while she wears a qt, skimpy wedding dress
She doesn't love me though and I got a small wang, so I got to elongate that shit if I don't want to be eternally cuck'd

>>10068563
solid 8/10

>remarkably average penis size and height
>shit jawline that makes me look fat even though I'm like 130 lbs
>skinny and eye bags tho

>>10066727
I don't understand what you're saying

>>10068780
the cuck process has already begun, dont fight it

>>10068670
Is that terrible photo supposed to convince me that you have a good jawline?

>>10068780
what size is it anon?

>>10069460
3.5 inches hard

>>10066234
>tfw take my shirt off at the beach and errbody be 'mirin

>>10069509
they're wondering why that pasty white tree branch is sticking out of the sand

>>10066841
>girlfriend tells me shes pregnant
>doesn't want have abortion
>9 months later we're in the hospital and the baby has just been born
>its a half nigger child
>tell the girl (and her parents) I had a vasectomy
>I tell her its over

When will womemes learn?
I also learned that the real father is being a typical nig nog and is gonna be those "visit every weekend" types haha

I feel a big feel in my heart. People take me more serious when I'm mean or have a mean expression. Only equally good looking people take me serious. I used to help a lot and be very considerate and all that jazz and still am (just not happy about it), but the better my looks became the less people took me serious. It's hard to describe because people look at you but there is something as if they are just looking and smiling. It wasn't like that before I got taller and had fat cheeks. I could be nice without people looking at me like a disney character.

>>10069509
bait

>>10069509
disgusting belly button

looks like a bagel lmao

>>10067401
I know you have the moustache to offset your androgynous look, but it does not look congruent. It's an ugly contrast. Just shave it and embrace it, i bet you'll get hotter (artsy) bitches that way.

>>10067568
Holy shit gay PUA's.

>>10068563

hi elliott

>>10066820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZPcy2WSPRM

>>10066234
How do I find a gf in london lads

>>10066820
You look exactly like this greasy kid from Chechnya I know who gets pissed if you call him Russian

>>10068326
cheeks sucked in /10

>>10066250
I work with a girl who could be his twin sister, they have the exact same eyes, nose, and mouth.

>>10066898
slit the wrists of lil sis bro

>>10066250
gross I can't believe I used to have a crush on birthday.

>tfw would be considered extremely attractive if hairline wasn't thinning out

>>10066234
My friends tell me I look nice, but they are my friends.

Here's my problem. Even when I wore cargo shorts and graphic tees, good looking girls would talk to me, ask me out, or ask if I had a girlfriend. Now that I am more fit, and dress better, I have had multiple women approach me at bars, clubs, school. My problem is that I always reject them. By instinct, I say no or something. I feel like I should have my life in complete order and I cannot have a short fling because I would feel guilty with whomever becomes my future girlfriend.

>>10068225
No but I'm starting to think they're intimidated by tall men, I am 6'6

>>10071201
>problem

>>10071203

nobody finds you lanks sexy. go be a weird giant somewhere else

>very slanted forehead
>round jawline
>large, crooked nose
>prone to acne
>very pale
>in between sizes, most of my old clothing that I like doesn't fit anymore
>all my black jeans are worn out but can't find a new pair that I like or afford
>trying to get fit but never hungry so I remain skinny and weak
>minor scoliosis
>pectus excavatum

why even bother with anything.

>>10066542
this

>tfw the roundness of my head is exaggerated in pictures
>tfw flat face
>tfw literally less than an inch before 6'
>tfw obnoxious ribcage sticking out

>>10071228
similar to me, esp. second half
;_;

>>10071236
That's really fucking close to home, aside from the rib cage thing.

>>10071236
>tfw literally less than an inch before 6'

the 6 foot limit is so arbitrary though, as long as you're in that area of tallness you shouldn't be having feels over dumb shit like this come on

>tfw staring into the abyss

>>10071236
do you seriously have problems with your height cause 5'11" is like perfect

>always go to the club in a nice fit, grills compliment but won't do anything else
>say fuck it and go out in adidas shorts and a tank top
>leave with a girl within 10 minutes

I'm so goddamn confused /fa/

>>10071985
>adidas shorts and a tank top
Did you not feel embarrassed or something

>>10071992
No, he's able to live life without seeking approval from strangers.

>>10071228
hello me want to be friends?

>>10071201
this is the first time I unironocally tell someone to check their privilege

>tfw have a noticeably asymmetrical face like rick

>>10071201
You sound like me

Why do all these girls want flings? I don't care about sex on its own

>>10066820
there is a light that never goes out, anon

>>10068096
>>10068540
What the fuck it's me exactly

>>10069582
you may actually be retarded
get that checked out

>>10068096
>>10068540
>>10072088

Hello me how are you today

>>10068206
Lille is pretty shit to be honest, it's not even that big either

now everyone who considers himself cute must post a pic or gfto ;_;

>>10072120
It's the fourth biggest city in France. Why is it "pretty shit"?

>>10072257
incest + ugly weather + ugly women + retarded persons

>>10072257
lmao it's the fourth biggest with a 200k pop?
Anyway half of the buildings look like shit and the city is filled with gypsy beggars

>>10072264
Lille is the /fa/est city in France. Great sense of style there, and beautiful city.
>"It's not even that big"
Yes it is... What is that comment even about ?
>incest + ugly weather + ugly wtomen + retarded persons
>Underage fag that never been there and just post a bunch of stereotypes he heard confirmed

>>10072264
Ahaha. You clearly never been there.

>>10072267
With more than a million boy.

>>10072267
>Half the buildings look like shit
Come on, stop it son.

>gypsy beggars
I wouldn't want to hear you about Paris.

>>10072273
Haha vas niker ta mère enculé d'consanguin

>>10072282
>full retard mode enabled

>>10072282
C'est ce que je pensais. Tu viens de te ridiculiser tout seul mon grand.

>>10072282

>>10072278
>implying I don't think Paris is shit too
my overall impression of the city is that it feels very decrepit. Also I don't feel like the people there are especially effay, they seem to be very average when it comes to fashion.

>>10072291
talking about Lille here by the way, not Paris.

>>10072291
That was exactly the opposite that was implied btw, it's time to stop posting

>>10072291
Of course not everyone can be effay, gotta know where to look.
Decrepit? Which part of it?

>>10071236
>tfw 181cm
>tfw all your dutch friends average around 188cm

>>10068326
>me on the right

>>10072523

>tfw my flatmate is 2,05 and im only 1,97

>better an hero

>male
>tfw big legs and wide pelvis makes me look shit no matter what clothes i wear
>always have to wear a jacket/coat/jumper to balance my disgusting proportion
>tfw my face is disgusting too

There's no end to this. Getting fit is no option either as my bone structure will remain the same. On the bright side, at least I'm over 6 foot tall.

>>10067245

Let me join you two.

>tfw summer and away from college
>tfw alone in my childhood town with my parents
>tfw it's still okay
>tfw I should be getting a head start on what I'm learning when I go back to uni
>tfw procrastinating
>tfw feel okay in a really weird way
>tfw what's the point
>tfw want to meet nostalgic qt3.14 gf while back here in Oregon
>tfw like my fits
>tfw need to stop going in 4chan and actually do things
>anything

Does anybody have any idea what I should do to get out of this summer funk? I travel back to Massachusetts in august, but I'm wondering what I can do to get myself back on track. I lost my whole college routine when I came back here. I'm being vague, but does anybody else know this feel?

>tfw 5'5
>tfw sticky out ears

>>10072931
>male
>big legs
>thick boned
>tall
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>asymmetrical face

This Pepe perfectly illustrates my face. Looks like it's melting.

>>10073010

Hang yourself, queer.

It's because you all dress like faggots. Literally everyone thinks you're gay.

>>10066820
Lose some weight and you'll look good mate

>>10073068
>there are no girls on effay of all places

>>10068670
You are not Ryan Moon.

There's this gay balck richard simmons looking dude who always comes into my job with that gay shit. I feel pretty average though.

Only pic I could find on my computer. I'm a complete manlet, though.

>>10074669
emil

/thread

>>10071228
I feel you

>If you're so very good-looking
>Why do you sleep alone tonight ?
>I know ...
>'Cause tonight is just like any other night
>That's why you're on your own tonight

>>10069832
Realistically, can people tell if you do this? I mean, if you keep it subtle its okay isn't it r-right guys?

Good looking get asked by girls(good looking ones), still don't do anything about it, and still have doubts on my attractiveness.

Who know that feel?

>>10067401
This makes me uncomfortable for some reason

>>10067401
Shave the goatee, leave the moustache because it is dense enough. Cut your hair shorter and start lifting.

>>10076132
what did the girls asked, "are you autistic"?

>>10068138
native American Tony hawk

>>10074171
Bastard child of Cuba Gooding Jr.?

>tfw ugly
>tfw aging prematurely

>>10066254
heard this from men and women when i was 16 working cashier at a grocery store. Not sure what the hell that means so i'm moving to cali instead. wish me luck boys

>>10068679
holy shit
kek

>>10071379
FUCK WHO JUST POSTED GREG ON HERE

>>10069509
maybe if you live in america

>>10066234
>hyper self conscious but only sometimes
>adhd
>socially inept
>"artsy"
>flash back to bad acid trips whenever I smoke to weed = panic attack around peers
>5'10"
>contacted by modeling agencies over FB asking if I'm at least 6'0"
>cigarettes and adhd meds = hungry skeleton
>black nose
>shitty facial hair
>profuse armpit sweating
>no musical talent
>resting asshole/douchebag face

help me out guys. please

>tfw so ugly the girl I dated ended up being a lesbian

>tfw grills say you look nice but you're always unlucky in love

w2c chill straight boy to date

>>10067401
JUST

At least you're attractive. I never get complements. I think I look ok but people make me feel like I'm deformed or something. My confidence doesn't exist

>>10076287
resting asshole is effay af

>>10068670
Look like a shaved caveman from geico

>>10076240
Top Kek

>people all over my dick when I'm in a relationship but I don't hear from them at all when I'm single
>not sure if I'm intimidating or just someone for people to gawk at safely knowing I'm in a relationship

>>10066906
>/fa/ whatsapp
how do i get in this

>>10067701
this is the trick
i've done this

>>10067701
>>10067710
>>10077774

>>10077763
Why, you give your personal phone number out to total strangers on not only the internet but 4chan itself of course.
I mean what could go wrong, right?
Also did you know 4chan censors your creditcard number?

xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx

amazing, isn't it?

>tfw I only look good in winter clothes
>I can only wear them for 2 months out of the year

>>10066727
send a picture mate you can't be that ugly

>>10073050
>fregg.jpg

>>10068159
That's Rick Owens...

>>10066250
-snort-

>>10066820
fellow russian american here.
you are jew, which is /fa/ and affords you a lot of privilege in the states. Dont buy into the insecurities and hang ups of locals. Be kind, but do not aim to please. Give fewer fucks. Join a crossfit gym.

this thread is a smiths song but less catchy

>>10077763
there's /fa/ london boys whatsapp
there's /fa/ skype
there is very little reason to join /fa/ whatsapp

>>10066234
>tfw re-installing adobe cs

>>10071385
lolwut, I'm 6 1 and would rather be 6 3.

>>10066832
i'm adopted from russia, white, blue eyes, darker blond hair.

i'm russian by blood but only have a murican citizenship now

>>10075887
people can tell the space will end up between your teeth and not your cheek. opening your jaw a bit is the best option

>>10066820
nice Smiths poster fag
also I wouldn't say you look like a shitskin
more like a mediterranean middle aged woman

>tfw super wide feet
>sizing up only makes things worse since i'm really short

I don't feel comfortable wearing anything but boots atm

>>10067401
dude you really need to trim your mustache. stache hair hanging over your lip is not a good look.