/fa/ - Fashion

>welcome back mr. anon how may I help you today.
WHERES THE GRAND SEIKO BOUTIQUE
>oh I’m sorry mr. anon it’s next door in the smaller, less noticeable store. Many people miss it. Say hello to Weston for me he is a good friend he will take care of you nicely.
>SPRING DRIVE.
That is nice anon. grand seiko offers many nice spring drive models. I myself might even pick one up soon.
>FOUR SEASONS. CHERRY BLOSSOMS AND SNOW LIKE MY ANIMUS
that’s nice anon say hello to Weston for me.
>HERITAGE, ELEGANCE, AND SPORTS COLLECTIONS
security
>ONLY 7 THOUSAND PLUS TIP
goodbye mr. anon enjoy your shop at grand seiko
>LIFETIMEEEEE WATCHHHHHH

>welcome to rolex sir, what may I help you with today?
I BROUGHT MY LOUPE
>o-ok sir well he have a nice selection of stainless steel datejusts and the new oyster perpetual is out in new colors. Unfortunately we do have waiting lists for new customers.
GRAND SEIKO IS HALF THE PRICE
>well sir we are not grand seiko, I’m sorry if the prices are not what you expected. May I ask you’re line of work maybe we can open a financing line for you, is your credit good?
I SHITPOST ON 4CHAN, FOR FREE
>well sir if you find that you would like to come back at a later date I would be more than happy to help. Here is my card, call anytime.
YOU CAN GET A SAN MARTIN THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE A SUBMARINER
>sir I’m going to have to ask you to leave
YOU KNOW HOW MANY GSHOCKS I COULD HAVE FOR THAT PRICE. AND NOT THOSE SOULLESS STEEL SHITTERS. IM TALKING ORIGINAL FOX FIRE POLY RESIN CASE FROM JAPAN! HOME OF MY WAIFU.
>goodbye sir
YOU WILL NEVER BE PART OF THE HOLY TRINITY