/fa/ - Fashion

>>17798734
Odekolon master race

My most effective cologne for attracting women is Oдeкoлoн Tpoйнoй. I've had women walk across an entire oblast from one side to the other just so they could tell me I smelled like pickles and so they could down half a bottle in one glug to forget their miserable existence. They have no idea what it is because most guys don't drink denaturated alcohol. This makes you stand out.

A side note, I used to have a cat who hated cologne, but I'd put this on and she'd lick the bottle cap and roll over dead. I then made stew in an enamel pot of her, with cabbage.