/fa/ - Fashion

>On bus
>Press button to get off at a stop
>Go to the front and do a fart because I know I'm getting off and I want to laugh at the driver on my way home
>Realise I pressed the button a stop to early
>Can't suck fart back in
>Bus driver stops just as I tell him I pressed it early
>"Dw, young lady waiting at the stop anyway"
>Look out doors
>11/10 blonde looks up at me and we smile at eachother
>She looks up again when she gets on and smiles at me
>I reach for the button when she walks past, know she was looking at me but did nothing
>Get off bus
>Walk past window and look in
>She bert stares at me with her hand covering her nose