/fa/ - Fashion

>>14734473

>tfw stool was so hard this morning I had some blood
this constipation stuff is no joke.

I'm so constipated, I just pooped but it was little little pebble poops and then when the big one came along it was so hard it got stuck half way. I thought I was going to have to pull it out. I started to move around and it broke it off but I think half of it got sucked by into my anus.

I've been fasting for five days so that's surely the problem but I wonder if I'm going to get an impacted poop or something I can't pass.

Should I get some stool softener or something at the drug store? Or will this just pass as I start eating again? I'm going to reintroduce food tonight.

Anyone else getting nervous about the approaching holidays? It's going to be hard mode pretty soon.

>>12724028
These fiber bars have me farting a lot, that's for sure.

>>12714334
>coworker brings in some cheese enchiladas
>gobble down two with some beans and rice with cheese on top
>guilty.jpg
>go to the bathroom and begin to drop a log
>it starts out with good speed and a firm body
>it's humid today and I'm having a bad ass hair day.
>my ass hair seems especially tangled and I feel like I'm shitting through a net
>can tell this poop is extremely long and becoming a bit soft, the recipe for disaster.
>try really hard not to let my asshole clench too early and get the poo all over my butt
>finally the last of the log drops
>I feel a bit scrape my ass, but it doesn't seem to bad. (boy was I wrong)
>I begin to wipe my ass and immediately notice the toilet paper is stuck in my shitty ass
>ohfuckthisisgoingtobeamess.png
>have to get more toilet paper to pick the paper and shit out, it's so dense with poo I have to pick the remaining turd out
>shitty paper falls on the seat and hangs
>keep grabbing more toilet paper and scraping my hairy ass, seemingly making it worse and worse
>grab the wet wipes and really go to town
>while wiping notice I get some shit on my hand
>goddamnit.bat
>continue to wipe for another 10 minutes
I got my butt as clean as I could but it was still pretty shitty in there, lots of dingleberries too. I couldn't wait to get home and take a shower.

I think I need more fiber in my diet, but every time I increase it my messy shits don't improve. I just want the perfect poop. The type of poop where just one quick little wipe is all it takes.

>>12696251
>eating breakfast

Everyone staying hidrated?

>>12646892
Eat more fat, lay off the sugar.

>>12619198
I must have ate something bad. I haven't had food poisoning in years. I woke up middle of the night and felt like I had to shit, blew a giant load of smelly crap out of my ass, went back to my bed and realized I felt pretty nauseated.

Worried I was going to puke I put some towels down on my bathroom floor and laid there for a while trying to take my mind off the nausea by shitposting. It just kept getting worse and worse and eventually I went to the toilet and started puking over and over again. It continued all through the night, until by morning I was just dry heaving and peeing out my asshole.

The worst was all the puke that went into my nose. Really hard to get the vomit smell out of your sinuses.

>>12260670
Wait why would you need a feeding tube? Why not just eat?

I mean I realize it's a illness or whatever but at the point they are going to stick plastic tubbing through your nose and down your throat ... eating some food just seems easier.

Skipping breakfast today. Wish me luck.

There are mealcucks browsing this thread RIGHT NOW.

>>12013902
That's either a really small girl or a really big dog.

Anyone nervous about Thanksgiving?

Do you guys get really thirsty while fasting?

Why is it so quiet? Where is germanon, the fat guy, and the bong?

How is everyone preparing for the holidays? Any tips for staying in control with all that food? Halloween is the beginning of a shitty couple months for restricting.

>>11853396
I've been eating lots of veggies and now my farts are brutal. wat do?

>ate high sodium dinner last night
>wake up 2-lbs heavier
How do I flush this sodium? Lots of water right? Anything else I can do?

>>11773356
>I know that I will gain weight during the holidays
How are we going to keep this under control?

Quiet today. Is that what happens when school starts?

Did Germanon leave us now that she has a bf? I came here for Alanaposting.

>decide I'll be happy if I get thin
>get thin
>still not happy