/fa/ - Fashion

>go to party with 2 buddies
>am wearing this.jpg
>see beautiful girl upon arrival at party
>she has a beer in her hand
>i ask her if she wants to race
>she is confused
>i poke a hole in my beer can signifying that i have just challenged her to a shotgunning contest
>she accepts
>i let her win the shotgunning thing
>get progressively drunker and drunker with girl
>have a good time
>buddies say its time to leave because they want mcdonalds
>ok
>dont ask girl for number
>dont even ask her name
>dont even give a fuck
>drunk drive to mcdonalds
>eat all the burgers
>go home
>make 3 instrumentals
>pass out