/fa/ - Fashion

>>10297062
take your seat with you and this is perfect.

>>10176079
the right idea but anon definitely needs to lie and not mention a facial.
a mild allergic reaction to something is believable.

>>8337223
9/10
>>8337237
of course it is

>>7748209
tie it to your cock so when you wear loose fitting pants you can do a dick puppet show just by moving your shoulders.

>>7657781
Damn this came out really good! you should stain some wooden planks and mount them on the bottom as like a shoe rack of sorts

>>7652836
Classic.

Okay OP I'm going to do you a solid here and get your penis wet. I'm obviously and expert on females because I'm on /fa/

Here's what you do. You get her nothing. Nothing. You roll up to the party 2 hours late still in your everyday clothes. Also, drench yourself in your own piss and cum for pheromones. Next you are going to totally avoid her until SHE approaches YOU (very important part of the process). Then when she greets you you tell her she looks like shit and slap her across the face (open palm, you don't want to mess her face for when you're fucking her). You then pick her up, sling her across your shoulder and take her into the bedroom. Because of the mental and physical breakdown she just endured she will be totally willing and accepting of anything you wish to do!

Enjoy yourself, man!!