/fa/ - Fashion

Your goal is to obliterate your curves with the lines of your clothing. Always have collars, especially if you have a thin neck. Never fucking do shoulder pads, build up your goddamn shoulder muscles, then get a shirt that fits loosely to your forearms. For the love of god never wear just one layer; unless you're wearing a tent, the first layer is going to hug your body disgustingly, always put something over it. Coats work, sweatervests work. Chest/belly high points should straight lines from front and profile, then drop straight the rest of the way. Pants should be the same from the butt/thigh high points.

You'll never look normal, but you can transform schlubby into imposing by minimizing the negative space between the high and low points on your silhouette.