/fa/ - Fashion

>go back to Georgia for a week (I live in St Louis right now)
>Friends haven't changed at all, just get more fucked on dank and Icehouse.
>I'm not even /fa/ (getting there), but I'm years ahead of everyone clothes-wise (friends are still wearing Sperry's and flip-flops).
>Friends jokingly call me gay
>Ask why they think that.
>Basically: "dude, look at yourself".
>Look down.
>Coral AA shirt, cuffed shorts above the ankles (fag alert in Georgia), flyknits.
>wearing Dove deodorant
>bought a fifteen dollar Yankee candle at the mall two hours before (so I can burn it when i smoke in my bathroom)
What the fuck? They know I'm not gay, but I feel like shit because what they're saying is that I've come back vaguely effeminate.
>tfw St Louis and my gay college ruined me
I should've just went to UGA and raped a sorority girl.

>came home from work at Bread Co
>new shoes in the mail
>$270 check in the mail for a sidejob i did at my college.
>gonna spend it all on clothes and weed
>waiting to smoke with a friend
that's all good, but:
>still fat
>still socially retarded
>still no gf
maybe i'll get a girlfriend when I get back on-campus.
>tfw thought that last year, my freshman year
>tfw still a virgin
>tfw my roommates were literally rolling in pussy (both of them had at least three girls who tried or did fuck them)