/fa/ - Fashion

OK, /fa/, I have a challenge for you. Here's the scenario:

> you wake up tomorrow morning
> everything seems a little different
> look in the bathroom mirror: you can only see the top of your head, gleaming brightly and hairlessly
> wtf why are you so short
> get a step-stool and look in the mirror again
> holy shit you're Jason Alexander (i.e. George Costanza from Seinfeld)
> tfw 5'4.5", 165lb, totally bald

Challenge is: what do you do to make yourself /fa/ and not a massive loser

>inb4 kill yourself
>inb4 Jason Alexander is rich so who gives a shit