/fa/ - Fashion

Ugh, this still makes me cringe thinking about it

>be volunteer at 5k
>go to 5k hq in a running store
>while getting info see 8/10 short blonde qt in corner of my eye
>working 5 hour shift; when not helping people, looking at qt
>think about how nice it would be to bang
>be day of the race
>made to work traffic duty; essentially wrangling retards away from the street
>be standing bored out of my mind
>killmyself.jpg
>out of nowhere, 8/10 and 2/10 friend come up to me
>"you were working yesterday at the computers right?"
>"Yeah."
>"That's cool."
>Stood there for another 5 minutes
>worst small talk ever
>gave all of the "ask for my number" signs. Too autist to recognize.
>Eventually awkwardness prevails; she leaves
>mfw 5 minutes later, I realize she wanted my d

Fuck me, right /fa/?