/fa/ - Fashion

GENTLEMEN. There are two kinds of dudes in this world; BORING nerds who just sit around and jerk off, and SEXY STYLISH NINJAS who make all the spicy senoritas go LO-COOOO!
Today I'm going over FIVE TIPS to make sure YOU fall into the latter category.

Number one: Chelsea boots.
A good pair of boots is, in my opinion, the NUMBER ONE way to up your style game and take your outfit to the next level.
Your footwear is always the first thing women notice, so do yourself a favor and pick up a pair of suede chelseas. They're SLEEK, they're SEXY, and you can combine them with all kinds of outfits.

Number two: A cool watch.
A wristwatch is one of the few pieces of jewelry a man can wear, and it makes you seem more responsible.
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Number three: All black, BABY.
I use the term "stylish ninja" a lot, but this time it's literal. Skip the blue jeans and gaudy graphic tees and simply wear ALL BLACK.
Women love the monochrome look because it's clean and coherent while oozing CLASS and MASCULINITY. Oh, and you'll never have to worry about matching colors or patterns.

Number four: slim fit. Slim Fit. SLIM FIT!
Nobody likes big baggy clothing. It's a dated look that screams "I don't know what I'm doing". So skip the loose fit and go SLIM to show off your shapely sexy stylish body. Remember gentlemen, unless it's skintight, it's way too big and you need to pick a smaller size.

Number five: Subscribe to the AlphaM YouTube channel.
WHOOAAAATT? You knew this was coming. It should have been number one, but I decided to spice things up a bit.
Ones of the keys to being SUPER STYLISH is staying up to date with the latest information.
Smash that subscribe button down there so you'll never miss a new video.

>>13407801
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did I miss anything?

>>13091013
also pleats on high waisted are the shit, fuck anyone who says otherwise.

>half his fanbase are indians
is this why indians dress like shit?

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