/fa/ - Fashion

OP just go to his instagram you faggot. He was the source of a lot of /fa/ culture in 2012-2014. Probably a balding ricepicker now though. Warning he is a gook.

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s-sorry anon i didn't mean it i-i take it back

A droop-faced Swedish-American jew with short black hair was teaching a class on Tom Wolfe, a known postmodernist gasbag. ”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and accept that wearing bombers with suits is an aesthetic for today’s titans of industry, for a new kind of “master of the universe”!”

At this moment, a brave, sunken-eyed ex-rock guitarist, who fully recognized the fact that nothing tastes as good as Wasabröd after a long fast, boldly stood up and held up a pair of jeans. "These are inch for inch an affordable copy of the most fashionable skinny jeans on the planet, most important garment for people in the world today. Do you even know the measurement of the leg opening here?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “Why, they can’t be smaller, or more affordable than the $290 stonewashed jeans I designed and wear, which measure 19 centimeters across the leg opening lying flat.”

”Wrong. These are 15cm jeans from my latest collection for Sweden's largest luxury fashion house, Acne Studios, available for less than $200 MSRP. No less than 13 noveau riche Asian young adults work for me only to score an employee discount so they can instagram fits with my jeans.”